thoma jefferson

Eliza: i knew you’d fight until the war was won


Hamilton: war’s not done


Eliza: but you deserve a chance to meet your son


Hamilton: *points at eliza’s belly*


SON’S NOT DONE

4

“ Dreams don’t come true ”

Wait

Angelica: so, what’s is it like being married to Eliza?

Alex: once, I asked her for a glass of water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said wait

during american revolution

lafayette: i’ll bring freedom to my people if i’m given the chance


hamilton: we’ll be with you when you do


during french revolution

hamilton: nah let’s not help, they’ll be fine


lafayette: *somewhere in france* yoU BACKSTABBING AMERICUNTS

george vs george


i am deeply upset that the American Revolutionary War is not known as “George vs. George: the Battle of the Georges in the Final Showdown”

  • hamilton: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?
  • mulligan: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
  • laurens: tackle him.
  • burr: dump him.
  • lafyatte: kick him in the shin.
  • jefferson: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
what should’ve happened

hamilton: philip your mother can’t take another heartbreak

philip: whose fault is that you cheating hoe