thom walker

At Holiday Party Tonight
  • Me: *clears throat*
  • Relative: um, what's she doing?
  • Me: DECEMBER 24th 9PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME FROM HE-
  • Relative: but it's only 7pm...
  • Mom: time zones-she's technically right...just...just let her do her thing
  • Me: *dramatically shifts into a one woman La Vie Boheme*