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{ nazdeekiyaaan }
   o  saathiyaaaa

Beginning of Swinging Lifestyle

Good morning guys.
Aaj mai(Archu) aap sbko btaugi ki kaise mai ek normal typical Indian housewife se fun loving housewife bn gyi.

Mai ek chote se family se belong krti hun jisme mere dad mom or mera bhai sath rehte the.

Mai apni 12th ke baad college gyi bahar padhne.
Wahan new new frnds bane nayi nayi cheezein sikhne ko mili.
12th tk mera koi bf nhi tha but jb mai college gyi tb sb mujhe propose krne but mai mana kr deti.
Mai hostel me rehti thi or jb mai hostel life dekhi toh bhut azeeb lga mujhe.
Sb girls apni apni bf ke baare me btati kaise sex ki…..kya kya hua sb kuch share krti thi.
Mujhe thoda azeeb lga but dhire dhire smjh gyi sb.
Fir mera bhi bf bn gya or mai bhi uske sath open hone lgi or starting me kissing sucking pressing hi hota tha or kuch nhi.
Fir mai bhi apni virginity loose ki ek din uske sath or fir daily routine ho gya hamara week me 3-4 days chudai krne ka.

College khatam hone ke baad meri job lg gyi or fir meri posting dusre city me ho gyi.

Fir mere parents mere liye ladka dhundh ne lge or fir 8 yrs phle meri shadi Sameer se hui jo bhut hi understanding loving caring person hai.Mere in-laws bhi bhut acche hai n open minded hai means no objection yahan tk ki job bhi continue krne diye mere in-laws n hubby.
Fir ek din mai apne bf ke baare me btayi or relationship ke baare tb woh bole mujhe usse nhi matlab hai but shadi ke baad jo krna hai woh bta ke krna or kabhi bhi koi bt mt chupana or jhuth bolna.
Yeh sunte hi I was like lucky women who got such an understanding loving n caring hubby.

Job krte krte mai pregnant hui n fir hamara ek cute baby boy hua n we were happy too much.

Issi bich Sam ko swinging lifestyle ke baare me pta chala unke college friend se or woh mere se discussed kiye but jaise other Indian housewife ki tarah mai bhi mana kr di.

Sam mujhe convince krte rhe porn dikha ke swinging stories bta ke apne friend ki but mujhe believe nhi tha ki yeh sb real me hota hoga.

Ek din raat ko chudai ke time woh bhut bole ki ek baar try kro pasand aaya toh thik hai nhi toh mt krna.
Mai boli mujhe sochne or mind make up ka time chahiye or 5-6 months ke baad decide ki let’s enjoy.
Fir mai ek din akeli apne room me soch rhi thi swinging lifestyle ke baare or fir lappy me search ki swinging stories n threesome porn n believe me mai itni hot or horny ho gyi thi soch ke ki bta nhi skti.
Fir mai raat ko chudai ke time unke kaan me boli darling m ready or yeh sunte hi woh mujhe itna chode ki bta nhi skti.
Chudai khatam hone ke baad mai boli ki first time hai isliye mai SRSP krugi first or jb pasand aaya fir swap woh bole thik hai.
But sbse badi problem yeh thi ki decent open minded n privacy cpl milege kahan se…???
Fir Sam ne btaya apne friend ke baare me.
Humne decide kiya 1st casual meet krenge fir decide krenge fun ka.

Hum dono mall me mile or fir casually bt hui fir decide hua weekend pe fun hoga.

Weekend aane pe mai bhut nervous thi 1st tha isliye.
Fir mai kuch shopping bhi ki or unke liye kuch gifts bhi li.
Fir woh din aa hi gya or fir hamare ghar drinks music dance ke sath soft fun shuru hua…..mujhe accha lg rha tha or mazza bhi….
Fir dinner ke time woh dono cpl mujhe comfortable kiye or bole enjoy krne liye bcoz mai abhi nervous hi thi.
Fir dinner ke baad SRSP start hua apne room me or dhire dhire mai bhi openly krne lgi or enjoy krne lgi tbhi mai Sam ko boli chalo aaj hi swap kr lete hai or enjoy krte hai.
Yeh sunte hi woh pagal ho gye or fir humne swap bhi ki.

Fir uss din ke baad hamari sexual life me bhi spark aa gya or enjoy krne lgi.

Uske baad humne bhut se cpl or single males n females se mile but fun kiye only few selected cpls n singles.

Ab toh hum dono itne open hai ki jb bhi hamara mood hota hai fun ka mai ya woh bol deti/dete hai or plan bna lete hai.
Sam ne mujhe freedom di hai jb bhi mera mood ho fun ka or jiske sath mai bta deti hun or fir woh plan krte hai or jb woh free hote hai toh join krte hai nhi toh mai akeli cpl ke sath fun krti hun.

Abhi recently mai akeli fun trip pe gyi thi Thailand 2 cpls ke sath.

So friends yeh thi meri story kaise ek normal typical Indian girl se slut fun loving chudakar Archu bn gyi….

Hope u all like it….plz like comment n reblog…
Next time i will tell u about our 1st group fun

Love u
Regards
Archu

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Since I just completed the Tower of Mana and won’t be naming any more dogs for a while, here are the rest of the dogs I’ve named up to this point. Teddy (Palmacosta) and Bob (Thoda Geyser) I forgot to screencap when I first named them, but I got Boo and Rockie in Hima.

From here on out, I think I’ll take caps of all the dogs I pass, just to keep track of them until I can give them names again… hm. I’ll figure it out.

Shout outs all the brown & black people, all my Caribbean, Latino, Desis all my Arabic brothers and sisters

we coming in 2017 very ethnic juuu hurrrdd

TRACKLIST:

Lata Mangeshkar - Thoda Resham Lagta Hai

Truth Hurts - Addictive

Lumidee - Never Leave You

Nina Sky - Move Ya Body

Pitbull - Culo

Sean Paul - Get With It Girl

Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On

Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go

Nore - Oye Mi Canto

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The signs as Rani Mukherjee characters

Aries: Shivani (Mardaani)

Taurus: Michelle (Black)

Gemini: Veera (Dil Bole Hadippa)

Cancer: Maya (Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna)

Leo: Radhika (Ta Ra Rum Pum)

Virgo: Tina (Kuch Kuch Hota Hai)

Libra: Geeta (Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic)

Scorpio: Rhea (Hum Tum)

Sagittarius: Babli (Bunty aur Babli)

Capricorn: Saamiya (Veer-Zaara)

Aquarius: Naina (Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham)

Pisces: Pooja (Mujhse Dosti Karoge)

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helloworld619  asked:

Hi samarchu, Archu don't mind as i am asking question to Sam & it will be gr8 if Sam will write the answer by his own. Sam archu ki bhot stories or experiences padhe or pics bhi dkhi but tum kbhi kahi appear nahi huye. M puch raha hu ki jab tum archu k sath sex karte ho to kya ye baat tumko kick deti hai ki tumhare wife alaqa tumhare bhot logo se chudti hai orenjoy krte hai. Isse aap dono misex life pe kya effect padha hai. And plz itne lambe ques ka ans thoda elaborate krke dena.1 word ans nahi

Aisi bt nhi hai……jb mai free hota hun toh mai bhi enjoy krta hun Archu ke sath or pics me bhi appear hota hun but mention nhi krta hun…..

Isse hamara sex life or bhi spice up ho gya hai or khul ke enjoy krne lge hai……isse hum dono ke bich love understanding n mutual bonding or badh gya hai……

Regards

Sam

aaj do cheezen bohat ghalat hogayin.

aik to usual: shadeed dard.

dusra ye k mera aik assignment, worth 35 marks, grade hokar aya, and i got a zero on it. i mailed the professor, asking if she had got it right and she, rather than telling me any reason, just asked me to meet her on Monday before or after the class.

Ab puura weekend is shash o panj me guzrega. I hate it. Pehle hi itne dard me hun. Ye koft alag.

Is qadar roya isha me. Maghreb me. Nahi samajh araha k kya horaha hai mere sath.

phuppo piche padi hain (unke sath rehta hun), k kya hua hai batao. magar me qasir hun. bas taal deta hun k kuch nahi. assignment ka issue thoda. but she knows. she knows i’m troubled by something. 

me nahi bata sakta unhe. 

mera qalb </3

helloworld619  asked:

Hello Archu & Sam, Sam bhai, Archu ne to apni kinkiest fantasy bata di. Tum bhi apni kinkiest fantacy bata do jo abhi tak puri nahi hui ho. Or isi me dusra sawal, puch raha hu ki abhi tak jitne dare kare usme se sbse naughty kya tha. Thoda explain krke batana bhai. And again Sam bhai answer aap ki dena.

Same as Archu’s kinkiest fantasy……

Mainly naughty she do’s like exposing herself on beaches of Thailand seducing service boys n sales boys etc…

Regards

Sam

anonymous asked:

I would usually think it unimportant and a random song/film he likes but when he put it in the context of where he learned about love that song choice "kehna hi kya" meaning (what can I say?) from the film Bombay is important. The film is about two people who can't be together because of their different religions and there families disapproving it but they fight against it and end up happily married with kids anyway. That song is about when they first see each other and it's love at first sight

could be totally random but with zayn I doubt anything ever is. And it isn’t the kind of film you “learn your moves for the ladies” or whatever they said. It’s a really painful but beautiful film and I think zayn knew they wouldn’t know what it’s about so he used that to his advantage 

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I think this is all one ask. Forgive me if I’ve combined two different people’s asks. But thank you for sharing. That’s super interesting.  

I found an interpretation of the lyrics:

–CHORUS–
Gumsum gumsum gup chup, gumsum gup chup - 2
(Silent and secretive, silent and secretive)
Halchal halchal ho gayi teri, honth hai tere chup
(You are all shaken, your lips are silent)
Khalbal khalbal ho gayi teri, baithi hai tu gupchup
(You are all disturbed, you are sitting silently)
Pyaare pyaare chehre lekar dediya ishaara
(With your lovely face you’ve given us hints)
Dekha teri aankhon mein hai sapna koi pyaara
(We have seen that there is some sweet dream in your eyes)
Humse gori naa tu sharma, kehde humse zara - 2
(Don’t be shy of us, tell us a little)
–FEMALE–
Kehna hi kya yeh nain ek anjaan se jo mile
(What is there to say, my eyes met with a stranger)
Chalne lage mohabbat ke jaise yeh silsile
(As if a love story has started)
Armaan naye aise dil mein khile, jinko kabhi main naa jaanoon
(Wishes that I never knew before are blooming in my heart)
Voh humse, hum unse kabhi naa mile, kaise mile dil naa jaanoon 
(If he and I never met, I don’t know how our hearts would have met)
Ab kya kare, kya naam le, kaise unhe main pukaaroon
(What do I do now, what is his name, how can I call him?)
Kehna hi kya yeh nain ek anjaan se jo mile
(What is there to say, my eyes met with a stranger)
Chalne lage mohabbat ke jaise yeh silsile
(As if a love story has started)
Armaan naye aise dil mein khile, jinko kabhi main naa jaanoon
(Wishes that I never knew before are blooming in my heart)
Voh humse, hum unse kabhi naa mile, kaise mile dil naa jaanoon
(If he and I never met, I don’t know how our hearts would have met)
Ab kya kare, kya naam le, kaise unhe main pukaaroon
(What do I do now, what is his name, how can I call him?)
Pehli hi nazar mein kuch hum, kuch tum ho jaate hai yun gum
(At first sight him and I got a little lost)
Nainon se barse rim jhim, rim jhim humpe pyaar ka saavan
(A shower of love fell dripping from our eyes)
Sharm thodi thodi humko aaye to nazarein jhuk jaayen
(When I got a little shy my eyes turned downward)
Sitam thoda thoda humpe shok hawa bhi kar jaaye
(A breeze of wind also gave me a little torture)
Aisi chali, aanchal ude, dil mein ek toofaan uthe
(It blew such that my sari flew, a storm brewed in my heart)
Hum to lut gaye khade hi khade
(I was totally taken while standing)
Kehna hi kya yeh nain ek anjaan se jo mile
(What is there to say, my eyes met with a stranger)
Chalne lage mohabbat ke jaise yeh silsile
(As if a love story has started)
Armaan naye aise dil mein khile, jinko kabhi main naa jaanoon
(Wishes that I never knew before are blooming in my heart)
Voh humse, hum unse kabhi naa mile, kaise mile dil naa jaanoon
(If he and I never met, I don’t know how our hearts would have met)
Ab kya kare, kya naam le, kaise unhe main pukaaroon
(What do I do now, what is his name, how can I call him?)
–CHORUS–
Gumsum gumsum gup chup, gumsum gup chup - 2
(Silent and secretive, silent and secretive)
Halchal halchal ho gayi teri, honth hai tere chup
(You are all shaken, your lips are silent)
Khalbal khalbal ho gayi teri, baithi hai tu gupchup
(You are all disturbed, you are sitting silently)
Pyaare pyaare chehre lekar dediya ishaara
(With your lovely face you’ve given us hints)
Dekha teri aankhon mein hai sapna koi pyaara
(We have seen that there is some sweet dream in your eyes)
Humse gori naa tu sharma, kehde humse zara - 2
(Don’t be shy of us, tell us a little)
–FEMALE–
In honthon ne maanga sargam, sargam tu aur tera hi pyaar hai
(These lips asked for a song, the song is you and your love)
Aankhen dhoonde hai jisko har dam, har dam tu aur tera hi pyaar hai
(What my eyes search for at every moment is you and your love)
Mehfil mein bhi tanha hai dil aise, dil aise
(Even in a crowd my heart is alone like this)
Tujhko kho naa de, darrta hai yeh aise, yeh aise
(My heart fears losing you like this)
Aaj mili aisi khushi, jhoom uthi duniya yeh meri
(I got such happiness today, my whole world is dancing)
Tumko paaya to paayi zindagi
(When I found you I found life)
Kehna hi kya yeh nain ek anjaan se jo mile
(What is there to say, my eyes met with a stranger)
Chalne lage mohabbat ke jaise yeh silsile
(As if a love story has started)
Armaan naye aise dil mein khile, jinko kabhi main naa jaanoon
(Wishes that I never knew before are blooming in my heart)
Voh humse, hum unse kabhi naa mile, kaise mile dil naa jaanoon
(If he and I never met, I don’t know how our hearts would have met)
Ab kya kare, kya naam le, kaise unhe main pukaaroon
(What do I do now, what is his name, how can I call him?)
Kehna hi kya yeh nain ek anjaan se jo mile
(What is there to say, my eyes met with a stranger)
Chalne lage mohabbat ke jaise yeh silsile
(As if a love story has started)
Kehna hi kya
(What is there to say)

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Zayn Malik, why are you like this?

Interesting it’s told from the perspective of falling in love with a man. Can this and “I figured it out” all from the same interview just be happenstance? I’m really thinking this was really all Zayn. Beautiful.

Daily Rikara Ramblings

Ugh, after learning shrenu caught dengue, I don’t really want to watch the epi tbh. But i guess from Wed/Thursday’s we probably won’t get any Gauri for weeks so might as well sit through it. Hope shrenu gets well soon ♥️♥️♥️

  • Omg the precap is so qt! Gauri’s gayi bhains paani me is 😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • This chase is boring lol. 🙄🙄🙄
  • Wait, it’s raining? Lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • Omg no, they hid her in the jadh. I can’t 😂😂😂
  • Oh they meant the phatphaitiya, I dunno why i thought suman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • This mukhiya is so annoying 😒😒😒😒
  • Suman being lame as usual. Behen, tuje hi bachane ki baat ho rahi hai 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
  • Seriously uncle? 2 min bhi nahi hue dhundte hue. Like thoda toh effort put karo 🙄🙄
  • Oh shitttt!! 😨😨😨😨
  • Fuck he gon find gauri. 😱😱😱😱😱
  • Annika ♥️♥️♥️♥️
  • Omg why do all these supposed villains act like 70s Bolly villains. Ek toh ye eye patch, upar se ye ott laugh. Ugh 😔😔
  • Gauri wtf do something harharike 😧😧😧😧😧😧
  • Gauri, why are you just staring bitch do something 😨😨😨😨😧😧😧😧😧😧
  • Wow. One non-lame suman moment. Gauri, wtf you were just going to let that guy kill Annika? Wtaf 😡😡😡
  • Ugh faltu ka drama hai. Can we just get to the jail part quickly? It seemed funny. 😩😩😩
  • Lol shivkara heard them. Matlab exposition ki hadd. 😂😂😂
  • Lol @ their hero ki walk lmao. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • Gosh these guys are so fuckin extra i can’t 😁😂😂😂😂
  • Man, i feel bad for Annika. Running in that heavy lehenga😥 😥😥😥
  • Jagah yahin hai kaise pata chala though? Lol. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
  • Lol. Han ab worry karne se kya hoga Omkara? Aur phone nahi uthao. This is the face of pure regret but i dun even curr 🙄🙄🙄
  • Ye bg me auntiyan chunni k saath kya kar rahi hai? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
  • Dude where is annika’s wound?🤔🤔🤔🤔 Like there was so much blood and now it looks like choti si kharoch?🤔🤔🤔 Then again gauri had a fucking bullet hole in her foot and it healed in two days. Let’s just pretend Oberoi’s have super-healing powers (along with apparition abitilites). Makes life much easier
  • Lol @AniRi laughing at the woman’s name. I love you guys but that’s really not nice. 😐
  • Uff this tadka is annoying 🙄
  • Omfg i love Annika. I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • Haye, gayi Gauri bhi lol. 😂😂
  • Bina bole hi andar kar diya lmao. This woman’s cray cray 🤣🤣🤣
  • Gosh, what are their expressions lmao. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • Haha, omkara ko apni galtiyon ka ehsaas ho gaya hai. Chalo, der aaye durusat aaye 😘😘😘
  • Tadka’s such a fucking asshole lol. 😠😠
  • They’re sleeping in the same bed now? I mean they’re two consenting adults and I don’t have any problem with it but wtf? Koi mujhe in relationship status batayega? :/
  • Rudra’s being an idiot as usual. Why can’t he act like a normal human being? I know he’s supposed to be this spoilt brat but ab toh he’s acting like a toddler. Grow the fuck up Bruh! 😒😒😒😒
  • Look at these entitled assholes. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
  • Yeh kaise sun liya is tadka na 🤔😂😂😂
  • Lol @omkara going 2 min 😂😂😂😂
  • Omkara bhi pagal ho gaya hai. Call the defence minister wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • LMFAO I LOVE Annika dragging Shivaay’s ass. 😂😂😂😂😂

“han dulhan ji kaise hai, enjoying?”

  • The snark in this episode though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • Asli galti toh omkara ki thi. Gauri should ask him tbh
  • Aww, shivika are so qt! ♥️

“itna bada step utha rahi thi, ek baar bata deti”

  • I just……….the fuckin nerve of this guy, i can’t.
  • Matlab if you wanted to know then WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK UP THE PHONE YOU FUCKER!! UGHH (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻  (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

“har cheez har kaam me apni jaan ko jhokhim me dalne ki zarurat nahi hoti hai”

  • Fair point Omkie shomkie. Your wife has no self preservation skills. Aav dekha na taav, bhid jaati hai kahin bhi. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣

“tumhara dhyaan pata nahi kahan rehta hai!”

  • Omfg omkara. This is neither the time nor the place to throw a fuckin tantrum coz yo wifey ain’t paying attention to you. Selfish insaan is2g 😡😡😡😡😡
  • Lol Gauri’s so done with him. She’s legit like STFU. I feel ya boo. Hugs ⛄⛄⛄⛄

“Lekin hamari sehen karne ki shakti khatam ho chuki hai”

  • Yaaaassss Queen, Drag him!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏I’ve been waiting to hear these words from you for so long. Words this ungrateful ass needed hearing. Thank you queen ♥️
  • Haha, his face though. Sorry Omkie, no sympathy for you this time. You deserve it bitch 😂😂😂😂

“WHAT THE HELL!!”

  • Omfg I fuckin jumped. Dear god 😂😂😂😂
  • Lol @ everyone’s reactions 😂😂😂
  • These fuckin oberioi’s are so fuckin entitled. Like I legit want them to spend two or three nights @jail. 😼😼😼
  • Are they going to call bhavya? Is tadasur k saamne kiski chalegi. 🤔

“Hello?”

  • No Jai Hind? Is she sure she’s @army quarters? Kuch bhi. 😐😐😐😐
  • Rudra, fuckin idiot, protocol bhi kuch cheez hoti hai.
  • I can’t believe bhavya agreed. Wtf 😐😐😐😐😐😐
  • Omg army quarters ka aisa kitchen? Shit I can’t watch this blasphemy. 😶😶😶😶😶😶
  • Yeh kaisa army kitchen hai? They don’t have daal-sabzi? 😶
  • Omg i can’t watch this anymore. Fwd.
  • Tadasur sounds like a school teacher with her alag alag bitha dungi bs 😂😂😂😂😂
  • Oh, daadi bhi aagayi. Isiki kami thi 🤣🤣🤣

“aajao maidan me”

  • Lol ab daadi bhi wrestling karengi kya? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • Fuck she’s actually arm wrestling her. wtf 😦😦😦
  • Yeh sare Oberoi’s legit kisi paagal khane se bhaag k aaye honge. No wonder bua maa’s nuts.
  • Are these peeps friends? This seems a bit much tbh.
  • THEY ARE. 2 min me tadasur pehchan gayi. Lmaoooo
  • But why hasn’t she retired yet? 😂😂😂😂
  • Daadi ko amnesia nahi hua hai? Why are they ek ek karke reminding her? 😑😑😑
  • Arey inko jail se toh nikalo koi. Bharat milap baad me kar lena 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
  • Dude this woman’s like 200 years old, why hasn’t she retired yet?

“Ladki hoke tumne bahut himmat dikhayi”

  • I know she’s praising them but this just rubs me the wrong way tbh. Why can’t she just say good work and be done with it. She says it as if girls can’t do shit like this. I hate back handed compliments like that.
  • Chunri @police station? 😲😲😲😲. Kuch bhi ki hadd hi paar ho gayi hai ab. 😒😒🙄🙄🙄
  • Army and police ko bhi nahi choda. I know sabko shivika ki shaadi karane ki jaldi hai but it can be done tomorrow also. Ugh
  • Uff kya bakwas hai. I so want to ffwd this ☹️
  • Also, is that why those ladies were bg me folding that chunri? Lmao 😂 😂
  • RuVya bs 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
  • Lol it’s the same chunri 😂
  • I feel bad for the rest of the police officers. They probably wanted to go home after slogging all day but in fuckers ki wajah se prolly had to stay back hours doing decoration and what not. Poor guys. ☹️☹️☹️☹️
  • More RuVya bs 🙄🙄🙄
  • LOL, I ffwd’d it but caught bits of Bhavya dragging Rudra. Omg she even dragged his IQ level rofl. He deserved it. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
  • But obvsly this fucker never learned anything. Fuckin idiot. I swear kabhi kabhi peetne ka mann karta hai is bande ko 😡😡😡😡
  • God, she’s only 4 years older than him, not 40? Why is this such a big issue? 😾
  • But lol @shallow ageist? I knew he didn’t know hindi, but is gadhe ko english bhi nahi aati hai? 😹😹😹😹😹
  • Bhavya seriously deserves someone so much better than Rudra. She might be damaged, but at least she has her life together. Rudra really is an immature kid. Like I dunno how anyone can ever take this guy seriously. At this point, his bad definitely trumps the good. He might be a nice well meaning guy, but he has a lot of growing up to do. I mean, not only he’s a sexist misogynist, but he’s also an ageist now apparently. He legit has the depth of a kiddie pool. And it’s not bhavya’s duty to fucking raise him. I so want bhavya to move on from this loser. No one deserves to spend their life with a condescending idiot like Rudra.

Anyway it was bekar filler epi. Jail bits were fun though. But I’m so gonna miss shrenu 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭