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ME2 Garrus Romance in a Nutshell

Garrus: Hey babe. I brought some wine~ 

*literally sprints over to the radio and turns on some horrid techno song*

*turns around and slowly saunters closer like that was just the smoothest move anyone has ever pulled*

Garrus: Sooo uuuuuh nice hair. And your waist is supportive. Is that good?

Shepard: Relax you’re doing fine :)

Garrus: *bursts into tears* im so,sorry its justs that im susch a failure i ruin evrythnig i try todo so i just wnat this on,e thnig to go riht pleas,ee love me

anonymous asked:

yo man, i m sure, with some time and moments spend all alone with him, he s gonna know you better and start figure out how a great guy u are under ur "dont giv a shit" attitude. Just dont screw up with some bad jokes or irrelevant prejudices on him dude, u're worth it, he's gonna like you.

gttng 2 kno me is the wrst thnig that coud hapen

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\On Sale Tomorrow/ 【Dandevi】
▼We bring to you a comment from Rem role: Saito Soma-san♪
“Thanks to everyone’s support, I could meet you all through the Dandevi title like this again. While the sweet aesthetic world spreads, the usual Dandevi aspect is alive and well so, please be at ease and enjoy. Thank you very much!”

IS IT REAL?

MY SCREAM AWOKE ME  FROM ONE NIGHTMARE,
I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN AND DREAMED UP THE NEXT.
LIKE A COMIC WITHOUT PICTURES OR A BOOK WITHOUT TEXT.
THE OLD MOVIE PROJECTOR OF MY MIND
SHOWIN’ ME PICTURES SO UNKIND.
WHEN THE SUN RISES THE PAIN DOES NOT END,
THAT’S THE THNIG I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND.
IS IT REAL OR STILL A DREAM?
SLOWLY FADIN’ PICTURES, SECRET SILENT SCREAM…

Originally posted by fider131

anonymous asked:

What’s your least favorite song and why?

i cant fucking stand the song thinking out loud by that fucker ed sheeran im glad he broke his arm  + bc this piece of shit ugly white boy hooked up w me at this dance and then ditched me for my other friend and the saddest thnig is that when i first saw him at the beginning of the year i thought ‘aw hes ugly : ’) ’ n technically he just threw himself on me but whatever it reminds me of that godawful night where i wasnt drunk enough

Living together is a bit different than she’d thought it would be.

It’s bumping elbows in the kitchen as they eat breakfast.

It’s cold water when she’s taking a shower because Killian flushed a toilet downstairs.

It’s disagreeing on how to split chores. Or on what to have for supper.

It’s laughter when they fall asleep watching Netflix. It’s goodbye kisses before she goes to work.

It’s life.

With grit and the grime, and the everyday beauty that it brings.