ME2 Garrus Romance in a Nutshell
Garrus: Hey babe. I brought some wine~
*literally sprints over to the radio and turns on some horrid techno song*
*turns around and slowly saunters closer like that was just the smoothest move anyone has ever pulled*
Garrus: Sooo uuuuuh nice hair. And your waist is supportive. Is that good?
Shepard: Relax you’re doing fine :)
Garrus: *bursts into tears* im so,sorry its justs that im susch a failure i ruin evrythnig i try todo so i just wnat this on,e thnig to go riht pleas,ee love me