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so last night me and by best friend ordered pizza and I mentioned how I always wanted to pretend to be interrupted mid sex by the pizza lady, so when she knocked, I got into my shorts, and he got into his underwear, and hid a pillow over his crotch so it looked like he wasn’t wearing anything, and we answered the door and when everything was said and done he yelled “Lets get back to doing anal” and I could hear the pizza lady laughing really hard as I closed the door