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I am an unplanned only child. My mom is a sexologist, my dad is a psychologist. They never loved me. They were only concerned about one another and their sex life. I come from a shit town called Mjøndalen, and fled as soon as I was fifteen. Fled to Madrid. I talk to them once a month. They are happy without me, I am happy without them.

Tomorrow is weigh-in day

and as a true weight looser who can’t help herself I had to weigh myself a day early just to see how I fared with the unplanned meal from last night.

I am only up .6lbs since telling you (literally yesterday) that I was down 8lbs. I am pretty damn happy about this. So, as long as I stay with it today tomorrow shall be a great weigh-in. :)

I don’t know what’s worst.

- thinking the performance was unplanned- so he wants to do this for her now,

or

- this performance was indeed planned and she missed it..

Saw a man refusing to let his pregnant wife off the porch because he “saw a rat the size of a dog and I will NOT let it bite you, please go back inside darling”. Made me wonder how protective the Maheswaran’s were of their baby.

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S12 Countdown: 30 days or September 13th - Happy Supernatural Day 2016

I just came out to my dad in the most undramatic unplanned way because I couldn’t resist making a joke oh my god

Dad: *looking at the spice drawer, which is in complete disarray* WHAT IS THIS! is this you?? is this what happens when you’re through with using the spices??

me: NO!!! it was–not actually this bad when I went in here to get things *starts rearranging them*

Dad: *continues to dramatically make a big fuss about how important a tidy spice drawer is*

me: this is homophobic

Dad: how is this homophobic??

me: I’m gay and you’re getting mad at me

Dad: you’re gay??

me: yes?

Dad: *casually sipping his wine* you’re gay now

me: I mean…I have been for a while but yeah

Dad: well that’s okay

Dad: HOWEVER

Dad: THIS DOESN’T MEAN YOU’RE GETTING AWAY WITH MAKING A MESS OF THIS SPICE DRAWER

me: this is homophobic

Dad: IT’S NOT HOMOPHOBIC

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