Cute date idea: We’re watching the X-Files together and order a pizza. You get abducted and I draw a rough sketch of you being abducted. I spend the next 15 years posting the sketch on everything trying to find you. Its close to the end of my life and I’m on my deathbed. You return young and full of youth and whisper your final words to me. Its not delivery ITS DIGIORNO’S.
listen I just want people who ship eremin to ship eremin WITH me
I can’t take this near constant stream of ereri, it’s like being pissed on by a stranger who thinks I’m the guy they’ve been messaging on tinder but totally did not communicate their location properly.
Please less piss.
If you post eremin, like eremin, support eremin, or think ARMIN IS IMPORTANT TO EREN, i.e. you have basic reading comprehension skills, please do something to this post.
(If you saw Springle’s stream from a couple days ago, you’d understand lmao) Many brain cells were lost in the making of this. Rip brain cells. I blame @springledongle for this bullshit coming to be, but what glorious bullshit it is. I had to draw @foxygogogo too, since their Fun Foxy fits this perfectly to me, but that might just be me. Idfk lol. (This is based off the vine at 7:34)
”Who’s it’s possible that both of us took out the trash
God, that woman pisses me off
to no end!…but that’s why I want her
“I’m on middle of the fucking
fight! Stop it!
I’m gonna throw up, I hope
Come on woman!
I broke two lower ribs, my
stomach is full plum color.. Sleeping is kinda hard
“Jump!” “What?!” “Aim for the tree!”
“Do you think this is a good
“My honest opinion is that this is the worst idea I’ve gotten since going to
You broke me out of the prison
for this? As grateful as I am for getting me down from that wall, I don’t think
you want me messing with that
The kid was around adults all day,
he knew how to approach them easily.
Toni was uncomfortably leaning
backwards on her hands as Scott stitched
the wound inches below where the sport bra ended.
I have a breathing fucking
creature inside my stomach, if you want to talk to me, you better fucking speak
nice to me.
“Did you eat my lasagne last night?”
“I haven’t even seen you in weeks.”
“That doesn’t mean you haven’t broken into my flat. Remember, I know you.”
did he just..? Tell me he
didn’t just put foot through my door
“What’s happening with Tom?”
“Oh it’s full war with him.”
”Are the knots too tight?”
“I don’t care.”
“Well they’re on you..”
She got her ribs kicked in
“You sure that this is
“This is an great idea, what are you even talking about?”
“Can I get you something
“What would you suggest, barkeep?”
“Rum and coke, without rum of course.”
She’s the type of person
who will pull the trigger for you when you’re too weak to do this yourself
You couldn’t have choice the worst
time to do that
She could barely move her toes
without grimacing in pain.
With a broken nose and a stitches
on her cheek, she showed up at senior’s prom and started a fight
“Who are you?”
“I’m someone who the people you own money are afraid of.”
“Was that a gunshot?” “Gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.”
“Was that yes or no to the gun”
I think she grew up with at
least one broken rib at any given time
That’s a brave fucking kid
stared down at my hands, as people walked past the stairs, laughing and talking
to each others. I was starting to feel the pain on my knuckles.
lifted her hoodie over her head covering herself from the world and stuffed her
hands into the front pockets of hers jeans hunching hers shoulders closer to
hers body as if trying to be unnoticeable.
The itching rope was rubbing
against my wrists as I tried to yank the rope off, they had bound my legs from
ankles and up my knees. Something was tied around my neck, it restrained me
from moving, which was obviously doing it’s job right.
To family. What wouldn’t
she do? She took the punches for her siblings, from fists of her father and
words of so many who ever were relevant.
“But he’s staring right at me”
You have to admit, she’s
great at what she does.
If they trap us, we have
good 50 minutes before we could get help. So don’t mess up.
She was the first one to
reach there and she took the worst of it
He tightened his grip on my arm again and dug his
nails into my skin.
Three of them all squished
into the back seat of the car.
Tyler had my teel backpack on his shoulder, his big form looking
ridiculous with such a color
“You thought he was crazy
and you decided to just sat down next to him?”
“He’s an nice guy”
“You can’t deny that this
“We are in prison. Nothing relaxing about this”
speak about the accident, Dara!”
“No, no, we do not talk about it! Only mention it several times and wait
someone to snap at us!”
“They will beat us down and yell until we tell them the secret behind the
Joisie knew that smirk on Rosa’s
face. It wasn’t even a smirk, it was just disturbing lift of her red painted
lips as she marched through the dance floor.
“What are you doing?“
“Depends are you going to judge me or
“It really depends if you’re cleaning blood off your shirt?”
Her head hurt. Almost
enough for her to put a bullet in her own head
“Pretended to be my sister!”
“Seriously, again? Who lies about having a sister to get a girl?”
“This is going to hurt.“ “To be honest, you’d done much”
“If I one more time wake up with duct tape over my
mouth, I will throw you out of the fucking balcony.”
“It’s not my fault that you snore!”
“You could’ve called, Kurt.”
“Is he home?”
“Passed out cold mid-way up the stairs.
She can pass the polygraph easily,
you know that.
Following people isn’t nice, you know.
Someone came to clean up the place?
“Can you contact him?”
“It isn’t so easy..”
“Can you or can you not?”
“You look bit homeless there”
“I am bit homeless, though”
My clothes weight so much because of this
I can’t hold you, you fat
bastard. Use your feet to climb
Only you would ask somebody
who you met for the first time to break you out of a damn prison
She will kill you if that’s the only
way to get him back
You know what they called me. You know my reputation
“You didn’t actually kill him, did
“Well now, you really have to define killing and accidentally letting him die”
answering the phone is not a new thing for her
Should I apologize and kick you or not apologize and kick you.
again we are on the starting point. Crying on the playground.
on my anger issues and seeing you angers me the most, so stay the hell away
not saying we should worry, but we have no breaks and the bridge is ending.
We have a lead. Well, it’s more of a stupid ass guess,
but it’s somethin’
“Where did you bury her?”
“We have possible sighting of her in
Waterfront Park, Seattle”
“It’s her. It’s definitely her.”
“Your name is James? But you’re a girl“
“My father was in drugs when he decided it“
Explain the blood
I pulled the trigger, hoping that
the bullet magically would turn around and kill me instead
“I’m a graphic designer, not a
“Nobody told you how to throw water to a fire?”
who did you manage to fell asleep in the bathtub?
really have high tolerance of pain, don’t ya?
“Does your shoulder hurt?”
“I have a butcher knife sticking out of me! What the fuck do you think?!”
amazes me how you are willingly to put your body through everything only to
“Will you dig me out if this collapses in?
slowly brought the spoon to her mouth, closing her eyes as the warm liquid
touched her lips. It was like she was afraid to eat.
There was no sympathy in her words
past flickered in her eyes, the torture and pain coming back in waves.
Have you eaten breakfast yet?
If she hits someone again, she will get kicked out
She might be in prison by then
threw her bag and the cigarettes on the backseat
She laid on her bed, pouring last of the mashed up chips down her throat.
Relaxing her arms and letting them slam down against the mattress.
She didn’t fight back, not
Tell me that this is never going change”
“But the truth is, this is going to change.
I jumped to
the couch, placing my leg on his lap. “Touch me.” I dramatically whispered, “I
just shaved.” Isaiah laughed, pushing my legs away.
Ohhh, that ain’t
I don’t aim
on being the sweetheart one
I kept the helm of the dress
up, as I ran towards Leo, grabbing him into one arm hug
After I had kicked the ball to Gordon, a third leg
intervened, tackling me to the ground.
His leg managed to connect
left side of my face
On second period, I dragged myself in my car and passed out
in the backseat
She and Diego did every
single thing that a parents would do for their kids
You still don’t seem to understand. She doesn’t care if she
dies, and that’s a biggest problem for us
I am parked outside your
house, so get your ass out here or we’re gonna leave
Okay, I just want to put you on mute right now
My girl, you are crazy as
Bennett leaned against the wall, staring down at my shoes as
I nervously tapped it against the ground
You do whatever you hate to
do to save her
“Don’t be an asshole this time, okay?”
“If you mean the blood mojito thing, it wasn’t my fault –“
“It was definitely your fault, so shut up.”
She had her head over the sink, both
doctors stapling her busted up head
a towel under your head so the sheets won’t be bloody.”
The bandages around my torso constricted
painfully as I drew in a deep breath, hoping the stitches wouldn’t tear.
special if he choice you from 23 girls.”
“Yes, or he might be a serial killer or creepy otherwise.”
“Or like last time, it might be grandpa of one of our girls and you have to
bring your medical past back up.”
Okay, that was an aggressive door slam.
”Just a heads up, Eric’s looking for you”
Of course he is.”
One week here, and she stabbed three of our
staff members, landed seven patient into medical care.
She’s the best damn sniper in this base
let’s be honest. This isn’t exactly working.
You still believe in happy endings?
Both of them could see
the silvery white scar, about a half an inch wide, midway down her rib cage.
was regretting her idea of putting high heeled ankle boots as she struggled to
keep up with Nikki, who was walking ahead, kicking the snow and sleet
Half-finished cigarette stumps were
scattered on the last step
job is to run in front of everyone and not to get killed. Simple
I jumped around to keep the balance as I
ripped my shoe off, chunking it away to corner.
is going to kill you”
“Quite many people are going to kill me”
“I don’t think you
understand.. I’m not an angel. I kill people, I murder people.. it’s my work,
my job is to kill.”
“If you ever again hurt her, look at her
bad way.. I will kick in your miserable little balls. I will show you how it
feels like to be beaten by somebody how once said ‘I love you’ to you. I can
make it to hurt..”
”You should get somebody who actually wants
to help you”
“I will buy you double”
you explain why you are even with him?”
“Somebody’s gotta do it. I’m taking a bullet for everybody else”
“How can you even sleep next to him?”
“Well, the snarleks is paying off with other things”
“I don’t wanna even know.”
Mikey! Your father wants you to phone!
You want to play her game? Don’t. You don’t
want to get into it, believe me.
on a fish pool asshole
Apparently I’m only good at taking beatings
“I trust her”
“It doesn’t matter. She doesn’t trust herself.”
Someone just proposed in our dorm. Anybody
know who’s Marley
dwarf looked her with disgust
“Do you think she will stay?”
“Knowing her.. I think she will
were supposed to bring the ladder”
“I did. The bike is the ladder.”
“No! Bike is not a ladder.”
“I hold it, you climb up the wall of amazement.”
She wouldn’t last much longer, both of them knew it.
Her knees were going to give up soon
her forehead against the wall, letting the cold water run down her back.
“The safe house in Casablanca has been
He ran up the stairs of Pinehurst Avenue
On the back roads of Nebraska, custom made Harley left
a dusty cloud behind as it roared down the gravel route.
got inspired by genius but insane dictator Adolf Hitler, and got six.”
“I can’t possibly imagine what word you got.”
can’t stop laughing, so I already have thoughts about this.
“Question is, would I lie to you?”
“She totally would.”
once had to dive out of my girlfriend’s window because his father tried to chop
me in half with an axe
Whatever she says, you do and you
get into a fucking knife fight
“Do you want me to do it?”
“Are you sure? Hundred present sure? I have great change of breaking his neck”
just need to you are alright, call me
I may be getting way too old for this
have to… go.. Need to shower my.. cat”
“She doesn’t want to talk you assbag, go along”
“Shut up, you don’t have option in this.
Take the fucking leather tie off and don’t do anything stupid.”
give her a reason to trust you even less!”
“It’s not my fault that she can’t trust anybody!”
“No, it’s exactly people like you why she can’t do that anymore.”
You can’t just keep hitting everything you
“Mess? I’m aware”
You just fucked up our dinner!
are you –?”
“My father was one of the nutcases that were obsessed with zombie outbreak.
Turns out that fucker was right.”
Let the man in before he breaks my doorbell
going to stay out of it this time. My old man is going to send me in Chicago if
I get expelled one more time.”
“What’s in Chicago?”
I hold my books up against his chest, to keep his face coming
even inch closer.
“What does that even mean?”
If you haven’t noticed, huge part of my leg is in the
desert in Afghanistan
had never understood her, but he had accepted that he couldn’t
John poured half bottle of vodka on
passed out in very weird position in the bathroom.”
Stop slapping me with rings on! It
Stop asking me to be your girlfriend!
Help me get off these stupid boyshorts.
can’t feel my thighs
you know how much replacing doors cost? Windows are also so fucking expensive.
just remember personal space with her and
you will be alright
are so needy right now”
the game of ‘don’t touch the jellyfish’ is
more painful than I thought
no people in 10 miles and I managed to run into a maniac
I have to?”
“Sooner or later.”
“Well I’m sure she’s willing to tell everything to you.”
you think I can swallow the charge cord?
“Do we have a ladder?”
“If you’re trying to take the perfect photo of Empire State Building in our
roof. No, we do not own a ladder.”
“I just want to take the poster down from the ceiling.”
you and - ?”
“Jackson. We are roommates.”
“Okay, we practiced this! Go, go!”
you tried to drink beer out of you eye, it was quite amusing to look actually
Who did you run into a gun wielding gang
within a two minutes entering here?
“I’m not trying to be smart!”
“He has slight problems”
“I mean, we can discuss this whole night but”
the last time you ate? And I mean real food.”
“I had those ribs two days ago at your house”
She has friends in high places, that’s why
she has the job
“I’ve been asking that since she was born”
“Does she have TV in there?”
“Had. But her idea of shutting it off was to shoot it, so”
“Low? What do you mean low? Stop confusing me!”
You wrapped pizza box.. most amazing birthday present ever
“You mind if I crash here?”
He uses fancy words that I don’t understand
your hair still green?”
“I don’t think my mother really wants to me to ruin my hair again”
Just pull your hood up.
are same age now that your mother got you, she may not be worried but I am!
Your father looks like bodybuilding Santa.
It’s quite attractive
know nobody here. What I’m going to do?”
Can you stop hanging out alone in the
bathrooms when we are in parties?
we discussed about the B-word?
“So he can call you bitch but I can’t?”
“You already call me slut. Easy with the insults okay?”
do you have a shirt with my face in it?”
“You’re my best friend”
“I have kind of fucked up nerve ends”
I got no fucking gun!
What does under control mean to you?
Because you have bazooka in your hands and I don’t think it’s safety to blast
it inside the house
“You’re dating a firefighter?” “Well dating is a strong term to use”
Request - Reader is assigned to be Baron’s manager and neither one are happy about it. - Anon. Mostly Smutty, Kinda Fluffy. Took a little page out of Miz’s playbook for one scene, you’ll know which one. ;)
*sobs hysterically* Commissioning @kisu-no-hi to draw my Inquisitor and Cullen was the worst idea ever; I’ve been staring at it for hours because I’m just so in love with everything about it. Look at the lighting and shading and the colours oh my god I am slain You should definitely commission her if you want to cry over beautiful artwork and end a four-year writer’s block.
“You should train with the Herald,” Leliana had suggested, in that tone of voice that meant it wasn’t really a suggestion. “It would be good for morale. Let the men see that she can fight.”
“Can she fight?” He had responded.
Can she fight? Ha.
Ten minutes in the practice ring, and Cullen had yet to land a blow on her. Another ten, and it had dawned on him. Arcadia was toying with him. Every lunge and slash, every strike had been dodged and as she spun away, she’d reach out and tap him with a dagger– he hadn’t even realized he was leaving her an opening.
Quite the crowd of recruits had gathered outside of Haven’s gates, watching as the Inquisition’s commander was utterly humiliated in single combat. Varric wasn’t even pretending to hide his amusement, offering commentary and odds and payout figures, pocketing coin and names alike.
This is ridiculous. The Maker-damned woman wasn’t even out of breath!
His frustration became all the more palpable when she winked at him, and disappeared into thin air. He threw his sword arm back to catch her flanking attack, and when it didn’t connect with anything, he swept his shield in an arc around him to clip her from where she stalked.
It didn’t connect either.
He finally glimpsed her when she came out of stealth, crouched low to the ground right in front of him. She smiled up at him– smiled!– and kicked his legs out from underneath him.
He laid on his back, breathless and stunned, as her weight settled upon his chest. The ringing in his ears was interrupted by the sound of daggers either side of his head crunching into the dirt. Arcadia’s face came into focus above him, a small smirk playing at her lips.
“If I was a fireball,” she said, “you’d be dead right now.”
He thought the recruits would never stop laughing.
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