list of things im good at:

  • forgetting i have a hot cup of tea and only remembering it when it gets cold
  • bouncing up and down and calling it “dancing”
  • waiting large sums of time for someone to leave an aisle so i can enter and be the only one in it
  • getting excited and happy over trivial things
  • forgetting what day of the week it is 
  • eating an entire container of ice cream in one sitting