what keith did for one year alone in his shack

  • used to crunch on dry spaghetti for every meal
  • washed his clothes in sprite
  • ‘if there are any ghosts here tonight, can you make me sneeze?’ forces himself to sneeze 'hOLY-’
  • when there was a desert storm he would run straight at the lightning, screaming the whole time
  • labelled his water tank 'sweat’ and his gasoline tank 'water’
  • had never sworn out loud before because of authority figures. the first time he finally did, it was in a whisper and he giggled so hard he blacked out
  • had a pet rock named 'not-shiro’
  • he would talk to it and ask it questions
  • 'not-shiro, can i gargle with soap if i run out of toothpaste? you’re right, that’s stupid. i’ll use laundry detergent instead’
  • the only song he had on his iPod was the barney theme song and he would breakdance gently to it
  • found a cave full of strange lion carvings and his first instinct was to lick the walls
  • 'don’t mess with me i have a knife!!!!’
  • the desert lizard he’s threatening just blinks back at him
  • missed seeing cute boys. saw himself in a mirror and got so startled he punched it
  • found himself subconsciously spelling 'lance’ in his alphabet soup and got so mad he dunked the whole bowl on his head
  • he would write in the sand 'aliens hit me up i am single and willing’
  • took pictures of strange desert cryptids for his conspiracy board but they were just selfies
  • used his radio to listen for any news of shiro and make chewbacca noises on public channels
  • 'i don’t like sand. it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere’
  • when he sat on his hoverbike he would pretend he was in an old spice commercial
  • every time a shooting star passed overhead he would gasp and whisper 'shiro’
  • snuck back to the garrison so he could carve 'kieth’ into all of iverson’s belongings to torment him. only realised he spelt his own name wrong after the 546th carving
  • 'snapshot this google earth!’ before he would raise his middle finger up at the sky
Failed Tough Skin

My first post, and a huge rant.

11/11/17 Customer was a bitch and complained about my face to a manager. Never cried before and I broke that record today

I have worked in customer service for about two years now. A year in fast food and this last year at two retail stores (one for pets and another for crafts). I normally deal with bitchy or straight up mean customers with an iron smile, but I finally cried today. This lady came up, looking like the crabby “get your manager” bull I knew she’d turn out to be.

Anywho, she immediately complains about the fact that she’s been inconvenienced by having to go around the store multiple times to find something. It’s the holiday season. There’s about 7 new people starting here and they’re not going to know a lot. There’s not enough radios for each one to get help.

Not good enough. I guess my face was smug (I was pursing my lips trying not to frown). And she asked for a manager which of course I obliged. Told my manager her petty ass story and that I was giving her attitude and making fun of her problem. Manager said sorry to her, and after she left, I was told that “making faces was not acceptable” in front of a huge line of customers. I tried to swallow my pride but I ended up making some old woman worried about the fact that I was tearing up. Had to run to the back before I full on cried.
I already submitted by leave notice, but I’m staying until Black Friday.
Fuck. Customers.


Hi there! The Go! Child cover for “Experimental Film” by They Might Be Giants is right here!! @chongoblog and I had a lot of fun making this one and we’re glad to see it alongside a project that our friends cared so much about and worked so hard on!!

Hope you enjoy! links to a FREE download, as well as the usual iTunes and Spotify links, are in the video description!

Check out the short film this song was made for right here as well!


aesthetic edits:

gtlive edition: the theorist team’s harry potter houses

late night self reflective asks 🌙
  • cosmos: what's one thing you wish you could say to someone you are no longer friends with?
  • galaxies: what are three things you want to do before you die?
  • waxing: what is your proudest accomplishment?
  • waning: what is your biggest regret?
  • full moon: what type of person do you hope to be?
  • contemplation: if you could wake up one morning and everything in your life was perfect, what would that look like?
  • night light: who/what makes you feel safe?
  • ponder: what do you want to do with your life?
  • sunset: who is someone you thought would be in your life forever, but you no longer talk to?
  • midnight: are you a different person late at night than in the early morning?
  • candle light: are you an indecisive person?
  • reflection: have you ever changed something you liked about yourself to satisfy someone else?
  • sweet dreams: are you happy?
  • nightmare: what are you most afraid of?
  • constellations: who is someone you could talk to for hours and never stop?
  • reminder: who is someone you will never forget?
  • 11-11: what's something you want, but feel like you will never have?
  • shooting star: who is someone you trust to help you make the right decisions?
  • earth: where do you feel most at home?
  • soothe: what's one thing that always makes you feel better when you're upset?
  • slumber: what's one thing that helps you fall asleep when it feels impossible?

Taako gets the gold!

(99% of the reason i wanted to do this was to draw taako being flung in the air at terminal velocity and smashed against a wall, which is abundantly clear what i spent less time on,. yeehaw)


NEW VIDEO: “Hearing Your Stories (& Then Surprising You!) - to celebrate the end of my LGBTQ+ pride month #ChosenFamily series, I wanted to hear YOUR stories! So I set up a booth at VidCon where viewers could come share their stories… but what I didn’t tell them was that I was going to be behind the curtain ready to scare the shit out of them when they least expected it!