the signs based off people in my life
aries: the person who is always consistent in your life, who reads through all your bullshit. you cannot lie to aries. aries know how you really feel and they are going to make it better, it’s their main mission in life. they claim not to be the leader or dominator of the relationship/group, but everyone knows they are.
taurus: the person who grounds you. there’s never any petty drama. if there’s drama in your life with a taurus, it’s for a good reason. very humble, giving and supportive. many times people take advantage of that or are never appreciative enough, but eventually they’ll cut the bullshit and firmly keep you out of their life.
gemini: an evil genius. very quiet until you know them well, and then their true colours will come spilling out. if they’ve been drinking, hide sharp objects. if they need to smoke, let them smoke or things will be ugly. when they’re zen, gemini will create something amazing. they’re very entertaining people.
cancer: creative crybabies. give them a pen or a guitar and they’ll make something so beautiful you’ll be the one crying. they’re sensitive and empathetic, great people to have in your life. but sometimes they just need a bit of tough love.
leo: they always have to be right, and have too much pride to admit when they’re wrong so they will argue forever. too insecure for words but they hide it with fake confidence, so well that sometimes they kid themselves. can hold a grudge forever, especially if you take their food without asking. otherwise they’re extremely generous towards people they love. virgo:
no chill. virgo is the old friend who you make plans with once in a blue moon, thinking it’ll be different now, but it’s not. they’re either crying or drinking the whole time, punching holes in the wall or trying to initiate sex (sometimes all at once). big hearts, they’ll do ANYTHING for you if they love you. but they need therapy.
libra: very wise and always up for a friendly debate. they’re still childish in many ways and always unsure of themselves. insecure in big social events, but once they turn up it’s normally fine. don’t let them drink too much. they’re sad drunks.scorpio
: i dont even know any scorpios tbh
saggitarius: everyone’s favourite person who you never see often enough. they have a warm atmosphere, big smiles and the weirdest sense of humour that you eventually pick up too. you can’t embarrass yourself in front of a saggitarius because it’ll be the best thing that’s happened to them all day. they all have a million friends and too many things to do.
capricorn: they consider themselves introverted and shy, but they draw in people constantly because they’re unintentionally alluring and intriguing. they have a lot of love to give but are sometimes afraid to let it out or let it show. they hide things, but are never fake. if they love you, you know it. if they hate you, you can just tell. they always need a hug.
aquarius: the cool aunt or the asshole grandfather. they love collecting weird things and hate cooking. they’ll lend everything they own to you if you don’t make them miss their favourite show. they have a tendency to exaggerate or make shit up, but it’s only because they desperately need more love and attention, they’re terrified of losing you so be patient.
pisces: self loathing creative type who bottles up too much anger. big sweetheart. hard to shop for. the kind of friend you need in life to go get a drink with and bitch about everyone else you know. they’ll always do favours and nice things for you, but don’t take advantage of it. they’ll lose all patience and fondness for you and they can cut you off with no remorse instantly.