Matt: “As the door opens you can see this room is covered in nasty looking hooked devices, hot irons, pincers devices…”
Pike: “Oh its a torture chamber??”
Matt: “It is a torture chamber.”
Percy: “So Grog just walked into Toys R Us…”
Vax: “As a bonus action i would like to yell in ‘YOU ARE SO FUCKED, DWARF’.”

anonymous asked:

I couldn't wait until you got to this episode. This was the first episode I broke down and cried to because I related so much to Pearl when she said "Everything I did I did for her, now she's gone, but I'm still here" because my mother was diagnosed with cancer 4 years ago and she passed away a few months ago and throughout my entire adult life I had to do everything for her, even though she wanted me to have a life. Finding your own self worth is hard.

I’m really sorry for that, you have my condolences.

It makes me happy that a show like this can make so many people relate to the characters, and despite being magical alien beings they are still very human and have very human problems.

This show really is incredible.

i’m crying???

okay so i went to bo burnham’s website bc i was rewatching make happy and he mentioned it (shameless self-promotion works kids don’t give up on your dreams) and when you go to you get this screen

and if you click yes then it goes to his about page

so okay sure cool but if you click no?

it goes to a webpage with a bunch of pictures of his dog with the caption “this is my dog bruce and i love him”

like this page isn’t linked anywhere on the main headers for his website it’s just accessible if you know the url or if you answered “no” to the question “are you happy”

and i’m just?? bo burnham is so good???

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.