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wearetakingthehobbitstogallifrey  asked:

For the angst/fluff prompt: "Do you hate me?" Dick and one of his brothers, either one can say it! <3

Ha. Fluff. That’s a good one. Enjoy the angst.


“Do you hate me?” Dick asks, his chin on top of his knees. His eyes never leave Tim.

Tim closes his eyes and leans back into the couch, inhaling and exhaling deeply.

It’s the first time since Dick came back permanently from his undercover assignment that the two of them could just—sit here and talk. And, when Dick had said talk, Tim hadn’t really thought they were actually going to talk talk. He’d just thought it was a ploy to get back on Tim’s good side. Maybe a bribe or two, a few hugs and smiles.

Instead, Tim gets a big brother who looks so lost. A lump grows in his throat the longer the words linger in the air between them.

Do you hate me?

“No,” Tim says honestly, and he opens his eyes to meet Dick’s on the other side of the couch.

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Three parts of a whole - Batman x Reader x Superman (NSFW)

Summary : The Batman, Superman and You are in a polyamory relationship, and it couldn’t be better. Well…Maybe it could.

I wrote this in twenty five minutes, and FUCK it’s a long story…Anyway, hope you’ll like it, I’m going to hide in a cave now :s :

WARNING : THIS IS SMUT ! Like there’s cute and sweet feelings in the mix, but also sex scenes, like super graphic depiction of sex, so if you’re not comfortable with that and all that blahblahblah, this story ain’t for you ^^’. I have tons of other very SFW story, for averyone to read, and if you wanna check those out instead, it’s right here, on My masterlist blog : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com.

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“What’s normal to the spider is chaos to the fly” was a line in one of your favorite TV show, The Addams Family.

And oh it kinda ruled your entire life !

You knew ever since you were three, and attending your first day of school, when you realized not everyone had two dads (some had what they called “moms” !) that what people called “normal”, would never fit you.

And oh as you grow up that fact only became more and more obvious.

It didn’t help either, that so many people would point out your differences constantly, like your two gay dads, your little birthmark that went from your forehead and over your eyes, your obsession with some unconventional things, the fact that you were a “nerd” etc etc…Oh everyone always made so many comments about how weird and different you were !

Everyone…but them. They never judge. Hell, they even understood. Because they weren’t “normal” either.

Come to think of it, it was probably what made you fall for them. Fall for them, hard. You smile at the memory of when you met them when a sound brings you back to reality. A rather obscene sound really…

Right. This is what sprout your mind thinking about how you weren’t “normal” compare to most people. What was happening right now.

You smile at the source of the sound, shaking your head slightly, and kiss it on the lips. Kiss him.

Clark Kent aka Superman, one of the love of your life, with whom you were talking about the Batman’s “O” face. Totally normal right ?”

Your kiss unfocused him from imitating Bruce’s orgasm face (and sound) and he tries to catch your mouth back with his, his tongue darting out of his lips, but you escape his grasp, crawling to the other side of the couch.

He pouts like a child at the loss of your warmth..it was so comfortable and cosy, to have you snuggled against him !

You wink at him and he melts a bit, but before he can chase after you or anything of the like, you say :

-I’m sorry Clark, but his “o” face isn’t quite like that. It’s more like…

You scrunch up your nose a little bit and clench your jaw tight…before rolling your eyes to the back of your skull, scrunching up your nose even more, and opening your mouth to let out a guttural and very unlady like growl of pleasure.

Clark was intently looking at you, from his side of the couch, and, clearly, was on the verge of bursting into tears of laughter.

-Hahahahaha yes ! Yes that’s it ! Even the little sexy groan !

You both start to laugh and imitate the mighty Batman’s face when he has an orgasm and…you don’t really know why it’s so funny really. Maybe it’s the fact that the two of you know him in another light than his usually so stoic and emotionless self ? You don’t really know…but it’s damn hilarious ! (And a bit sexy).

Clark high fives you after your amazing and so truthful to the original performance, and…it’s like you both can’t help it. As if all it takes is a single touch of each others’ skin and…

The high five never really stops, as Clark tangles his fingers with yours and pulls you on top of him.

Your lips connect instantly, as his free hand goes to settle on the small of your back and yours go flying around his shoulders. As often between the two of you, it turns heated, as his tongue brush your lips and you grant him access to your mouth.

The hand that’s on the small of your back creep under your shirt and slowly removes it, as you unbutto…

-I know it has been two months since you two last saw each others, but you could have waited for me…

You tear yourself off of Clark and turn your head to the side to see the other love of your life…Bruce Wayne, aka Batman.

There was a reason, you and Clark knew his “o” face so well.

And that reason was another proof your life wasn’t situated anywhere on the “normal” spectrum.

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The “We”

I think we notice how Sam and Cait are very liberal with their usage of “we.” What’s up with that? They are probably really, really good friends to be able to speak for each other and as a unit most of the time. They also seem to practice collecting gifting and treats for cast and crew. I have male best friends and I mean super super close male best friends but we never speak in the “we.” Are we the weird ones or are these two?…But I also don’t swap bodily fluids with my best mates 🥃😛 Oh, the things actors sacrifice for their craft.

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anonymous asked:

HENLO IM THE ONE WHO SENT U THE WEIRD ASS GAY/KAZOO/SATAN ASK THING, MY FRIEND WHO DOESNT THINK UR GAY SAYS SHE FEELS BAD 4 U THATS ALL I REALLY HAVE TO SAY BTW U STILL HAVENT “CONFIRMED YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY” SO SHE STILL THINKS UR A HETERO BTW IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC NOR CRAZY FOR I, AM A SANE HOMOSEXUAL PRAISE SHAKESPEARE

anyways

okay, stay with me this one’s weird AKA the seven’s hands

Hazel: her hands are soft, but ice cold. Also her nails are longish and usually filed neatly but if she’s on a quest they break more often 

Piper: when she gets bored or stressed she draws on her hands and there not the most detailed thing ever just little ink blots that could be freckles if you don’t focus to hard, mostly drawn on her palm.

Annabeth: Her nails are super short and she has the best cuticles  but never does any work to her hands and no one knows how she does it. it just happens If shes honest she doesn’t know either 

Leo(the reason i made this post): His hands are so warm oml and he had all of these tiny little scars on his hands just everywhere and has at least has one band-aid on his hand at all times, this boy needs help my god his hands are always getting cut up.

Percy: he wears bracelets, he had beaded,rubber solid colored and one’s with band logos. hair ties, so many bracelets.  he has little freckles  on the back of his hands and his palms are almost always sweaty 

Jason: So you know know how Jason is Mr. perfect? Well yo couldn’t tell by his hands, This boy has the LONGEST finger nails and there all jagged and disgusting as hell

Frank: always has dirt under his nails, he doesn’t know how it got there, I don’t know how it got there, Rick doesn’t know either. his skin is like super rough and scaly 


My friend and I were talking about this and i just had to make a post about this i swear i don’t just sit around thinking about fictional characters hands in my free time 

Everyone always talks about the funny drag parts of I want to break free but no one ever talks about that weird middle bit thing with Freddie doing gymnastics with a bunch of people in cow patterned leotards

Is there like a silent agreement not to talk about that or ??

Voltron Season 4 rant

  • KEITH FREAKING LEFT I CANT GET MYSELF TOGETHER NOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • LET MALLURA SAILLLLL
  • ….that one weird episode….yeah, lets not…
  • AHHHHHGGGG I CANTTTTT IS IT KEITH OR IS IT MATT I CANT RN I CANT DECIDE JFNLIFEFJJFEYB
  • ALLURANCE MOMENT….wait….allurance, or mallura? HMMM????!
  • I SHIP FREAKIN EVERYONE I CANT STOP
  • K, anyone else freaked out by Lotor’s bone cracking, freaky ability?….which is odd cuz I actually had a friend that could do that…
  • GKGNHDHIHNLHSWHVTPSVTHLVSW EPISODE 2 AHHHHHGHHGG!!!’ THE FEELS NONONONONONO BUT YESYESYESYESYESSSS
  • Omgosh Allura and Coran further their knowledge about earths food supply…. and where it comes from…
  • Allurance, mallura, kidge, plance, and Shallura are all added to my dictionary now. õ-õ
  • WHY END ON THE FREAKIN CLIFFHANGER WHY U DO DIS TO ME
  • KEITH WAS GOING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AHHHHGGG NO MY HEART WASNT BUILT FOR THIS FHKHDSGVJ
  • Welp….Coran does drugs.
  • AHHH THE PIDGE AND KLANCE MOMENT DURING THE HUG IN THE FIRST EPISODE
  • I’m STILL recovering from Pidge thinking her brother was dead…I EVEN SAW THE COVER PHOTO AND I STILL CRIED
  • ITS TRUE. MATT IS THE IDIOT WE THOUGHT HE WAS…BUT GOD HES ADORABLE.
  • *finishes watching 4th season* *sobs and dies because of crippling depression and emotions that have been reawakened*
  • GOD THIS SEASON
  • AHHHGGG THE FEELS
  • NOOOOOO
  • IM FREAKIN DEAD I LOVED NARTI HE WAS MY FAVORITE GENERAL Y LOTOR I HATE U…*cries*
  • Over half of this post is in caps
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Meanwhile, that day…

Xander: So, what was up with that Jamel guy? I saw him talking to you at the pep rally and then you got that really weird look on your face.

Terra: Oh yeah, that freshman… he’s a weird one. I’ve seen him staring at me a few times before, thought maybe he has a crush one me or something. Which would’ve been awkward in itself, I’m three years older than him.

Xander: It’s not that awkward. Only three years.

Terra: Sure, I guess. Well, he came over today and asked me if both our parents had the really pale skin and if they’ve ever had any affairs with anyone in town. It took about all of my self-control not to punch him.

Xander: Yikes, that’s rude. Why would he ask that particular question?

Terra: I don’t know. Maybe he doesn’t like berries? Some idiots are like that. 

Xander: Could’ve been worse. He could’ve asked Bristol that same question.

Terra: Bristol definitely would’ve punched him.

Xander: Where is Bristol anyways?

Terra: Great question. His last period teacher let class go early and he must’ve skulked off to see that Darius dude. You know, I’ve never talked to the guy, but he’s seriously annoying me.

anonymous asked:

This is going to be a weird one. I had severe anxiety for 30+ years that was getting worse. All the women and most of the men in my mother's generation of her family did too. For unrelated health reasons, I switched to full-fat dairy. My anxiety disappeared after one big glass of whole milk. I'm not saying this is going to work for everyone or even a large minority, but people need to consider food when it comes to mental health.

Sometimes certain foods can help. I’m not saying that it’s a cure all or replacement for medication, but there are benefits. Reputable sources even say so:

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/nutritional-psychiatry-your-brain-on-food-201511168626

http://www.apa.org/monitor/2017/09/food-mental-health.aspx

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/real-healing/201301/healthy-gut-healthy-mind-5-foods-improve-mental-health?amp

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2738337/

anonymous asked:

Okay weird one, Mare/dark/hosts reaction to hearing the reader loudly scream only to run and find them swearing in pain because they stood on a lego

The immediate question would be, “Where did the lego come from?”

Logic says Mare. Or Anti in a lame trap for Dark.

Host would be a bit more concerned than the other two. Mare would be worried until he saw the cause, then he’d either be apologetic or laugh a little. Dark would be the one asking where the lego came from.

anonymous asked:

Hello, i just wanted to ask how is your voting for mama? it's so different from last year i'm super confused about the mama website, is it different each year? because this one sems so..weird to me, please explain to me, thanksss!

Things never went smoothly, but they have made a particular mess of it this year. To say that the voting site is not very user-friendly is putting it mildly.

After multiple attempts, one of us managed to finally get through the voting process (which took twice as long as last year, we might add), only to be faced with a final step that left them wondering whether they had voted at all.

After submitting the votes you are asked to complete a CAPTCHA, which is simple enough. However, once you do so, the website gives absolutely no feedback as to whether the voting process is complete. If you try to exit the page, a pop-up appears, warning you that “Changes you made may not me saved [if you exit the page]”, which suggest that it is not. If you attempt to vote again, you are informed that “You have exceeded the voting limit”. One can only hope that means what it appears to mean because very few are getting the proper “Thanks for participating in the 2017 MAMA Vote!” That’s what you should really get at the end of a successful voting process.

We will prepare a tutorial as soon as we can figure our what’s going on. In the meantime, please try to vote as much as possible. Whatever is happening is affecting everyone, so it’s important that we persevere and not fall behind.

anonymous asked:

Am I the only one that was weirded out seeing Deepika bonding with the Kapoor sisters + the young gen at Sonam’s party? I thought Sonam hated Deepika? Do they all just forgive each other during Diwali season and then go back to spreading articles the rest of the year?

Alcohol is the great unifier. 

anonymous asked:

AusHun

Interesting and historically based! Hetalia ships are interesting bc i tend to think about them a little differently than I would regular ones (see this ask I responded to earlier), but specifically for AusHun i’ve seen some really interesting historical depictions about them and the Habsburg Empire, as well as some 

This one is also weird because apparently while it’s one of the “””canon”” ships of Hetalia i feel like there’s… very little material on them? Although I do think the stuff like the halloween event reverse prince and princess couple costume was super cute and there are some nice strips. I feel a bit weird about seeing only fluffy portrayals of their relationship since it always felt like it would be more imperial and contentious but that’s just my take, that there’s a lot to explore.

anonymous asked:

awh shit. one of my weird kinks is electrical stimulation. i also love blood/knife play as well as breath play. and masochism. edging is a great one too

Wow electrical stimulation….nice….gonna jot that down

my body does one thing weird and half of me is like ‘this is it…i’m gonna die’ and the other half of me is like ‘if I just live with it maybe it’ll go away’

anonymous asked:

Have you seen Hemlock Grove? Don't you think the relationship between Mother and Son is a little bit weird? I mean it could be I'm interpreting it totally wrong but some scenes just seem so intimate. Like Olivia is actually in love with Roman but not on a mother/son level. What are your thoughts? Just curious if I'm alone with that

No I get it. I think she’s just obsessed with him, like she’s living vicariously through him. Roman is like her one real achievement, he’s literally a trophy to her

, you’re definitely not alone with that one sis, she’s weird.