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satxllitxs asked:

"Spider hug"

Jade wasn’t very strong, nor was she expecting someone to wrap themselves around her. That being said, when someone did do that she was able to hold them for a short amount of time, three seconds to be exact. During those three seconds she let out enough cuss words to make anyone blush. After those three seconds she dropped to the ground, bringing the other with her.

With a small groan she pushed herself up into a sitting position. “You know most people say hello, not attack me!”