this-made-me-crack-up

one of my regular customers got me in trouble today bc we were standing at the counter talking about the J30 i bought and this old lady walks up wanting to return a stereo system she had gotten because “it was barely making noise” so my manager points out that you have to have an antenna for the radio and the lady keeps like… leaning down and trying to listen to the subwoofer and putting her ear right up against it

and my customer just like barely turned his head away and started silently cracking up and it made me laugh out loud bc i literally cant help it when someone else starts laughing and the lady got mad and my boss yelled at me

satxllitxs asked:

"Spider hug"

Jade wasn’t very strong, nor was she expecting someone to wrap themselves around her. That being said, when someone did do that she was able to hold them for a short amount of time, three seconds to be exact. During those three seconds she let out enough cuss words to make anyone blush. After those three seconds she dropped to the ground, bringing the other with her.

With a small groan she pushed herself up into a sitting position. “You know most people say hello, not attack me!”

kagome-miko asked:

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