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@everydayatleast I didn’t lie.

I didn’t try hard on these… at all? So they look really bad? 

Disown me for I have sinned.

But um ye i guess this is a DEH Cast doggo AU…? 

Also you probably can’t read my handwriting so tell me if you need help reading anything heh

I was going to include Dog!Ben singing with Adele but my hand hurts (from drawing and I’m doing a sign language class) and I’m lazy. 

So like I hope you like it, however I would prefer it if you didn’t consider this when thinking of my art heh. Not that I regret making this at all.

So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And here’s how…

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.

this looks really bad but i trIED WH O OPS

 i wanted to animate thomas  really badly because like,, aghhghg 

HERE COMES SUMMER WITH AN EMOTION FILLED TEXT WHOOP 

hes a great person and all the times he’s said nice things about my art, its made me continue to draw, and since i started watching him everything in my life got so much better?? like wow aaagh ,,, recently he’s been saying suCH NICE THINGS about my art and it makes me so happy and makes me cry tbh because like,, he’s always there for everyone its so sWEET I CANT


so like,, thanks for lighting up my life, thomas 

everything you’ve done has helped me through so many dark times 

Because of you I joined a groupchat about you and it inspired me to make an actual Twitter account instead of a side one, and ever since all the people in the community have made me feel so welcome aaaaa


i’m gonna end this here because im ranting whoops,,, anyways i hope u like it ,, aa aa a @thatsthat24

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Ofdaniel has been convicted of endangering a child. The punishment for that crime is death by stoning. I know how difficult this is girls, I do. But God gives us blessings and he gives us challenges. The price of his love is sometimes high but it must be paid.

anonymous asked:

more klance first kiss scenarios please?

yes ok 

  • lance is hanging out with allura and trying to teach her about earth things 
    • somehow they arrive on the topic of romance and lance goes “yeah and then people hug and kiss and all that” 
    • “kiss?”
    • “yeah like,, how do i explain…” then he spots keith who’s just walked in looking for lance and is like “hey keith get over here”
    • keith is like “alright” and lance pulls him in and holds him around the waist, gets very close and says “i’m showing allura what a kiss is. you alright with that?” 
    • and keith is so surprised all he can do is nod 
    • and then lance kisses him 
    • he pulls away after a second and then grins at the look on keith’s face and gives him one more peck before turning to allura, still holding keith’s hand, and being like “and that’s what a kiss is!!”
    • allura is holding her chin thoughtfully and says “well it seems very unsanitary. but an efficient strategy for disarming your opponent” 
    • lance is like “hu?” and allura just gestures to keith and says “you disarmed keith. in the heat of battle he would be useless. look at him” 
    • and lance does 
    • keith is just, staring at the space in front of him, in a daze, cheeks pink, hair messed up, still squeezing lance’s hand
    • “um,, well,, if you’d excuse us for a second,” lance says and starts dragging keith away 
    • allura just waves them away and tells them “of course. go practice disarming each other!!”
    • and keith finally snaps out of it and just calls back “oh we definitely will!”
  • or things are looking grim and keith and lance are huddled up, hiding from the enemy, bloody and very injured 
    • lance is kind of hyperventilating but he has keith beside him so he manages to start breathing ok after a minute 
    • guns are shooting lasers are firing the lions are down things are not good 
    • then lance is like “keith look, this looks really bad and i don’t know if we’re going to make it out i mean i’m probably bleeding to death and your hurt but i don’t want to die without doing this so,, can i kiss you?” 
    • keith is very in shock and also very in pain but he leans closer in and cradles lance’s head and presses his forehead to lance’s and whispers “you’re not going to die. i won’t let you. but yes” 
    • so they kiss 
    • and lance passes out right after 
    • which keith doesn’t handle well 
    • but they end up making it and then start going out 
    • pidge takes one look at them and says “figures it’d take the universe nearly coming to an end as we know it for you guys to finally get together”
    • thank you

Applejack having a tea party with fluttershy but she’s kind of clumsy, requested by @flowerquest

this picture took like 6 hours to complete why do i try to draw lineless art

edit: here’s the speedpaint

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