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How to kiss a girl:

  •  Rest your palm on her cheek
  •  Stare lovingly into her eyes
  •  Slowly lean forward
  •  Whisper “TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT SNOUT”

Funny story guys. I got a haircut today and the receptionist asks the hairdresser how much it was so she can charge me and the hairdresser goes “well it’s a kids cut…” im just like what the fuck im 24???? Then she asks how old I am and I was embarrassed so I said 18 lol she literally thought I was under 16???