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Let's Be Honest Here

We’d all much rather prefer a guy/girl in a marching band uniform than a knight in shining armor.

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AHHH IM SO DAMN CONFUSED ON WHICH I POSTED BC I STARTED IN EARLY JANUARY AND I HAVE 118 OF DEEZ 

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GUISE here’s the MASTERPOST to ALL the photo sets that i posted for deez vday cards  

Dating as an INTJ

INTJ: Why are you touching me?
INTJ: Do you really need to hold my hand?
INTJ: Should I touch you back? How do I touch you and show interest in you without being weird? Never mind…just gonna sit on my hands.
INTJ: Is this the right time to bring up that one weird question I had?
INTJ: He just asked about my favorite thing in the whole world 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDD *obsessively gives a full on lecture on the subject*
INTJ: I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re okay. 
INTJ: *tells inappropriate joke to test other persons humor* 
INTJ: You see, the thing is, I’m not really comfortable with the touchy thing…
INTJ: *narrows eyes* I don’t really understand this….dating “game” people talk about…
INTJ: So after we did it, I told him thanks and left….
INTJ: Do you think it would be okay if we sat on this couch without talking or touching for a few hours?
INTJ: BUT THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT *Insert weird subject here*
INTJ: *Says something insensitive and harsh* *doesn’t know to apologize* 
INTJ: Okay but like…give me a few days notice if you want to go to a party, I need time to isolate before I’m that social.
INTJ: But really, why are you touching me?

lol i hate how insecure i get this guy is talking about how he wants a relationship with me and that he feels a connection with me and forever talking about having kids with me wtf and since i said i’m not ready to take that step we can continue to get to know each other…tell me how i found his ig account (he showed up as a suggestion to follow!!!) and he was commenting on another girl’s pics like a creep omg that shit rubbed me the wrong way it’s like so should i consider all this effort you’ve tried since i am actually giving you a chance or??? because i was starting to like him since the first time around i didn’t give it a chance bc i was talking to some other fucking loser and now i’m completely desilusionada i am not sure i want anything to do with him oh and then today he talked about how an ex gf was gonna bring him candy back from his home country like not okay don’t tell me about it and i know we aren’t together or anything and up until now i am so happy i haven’t done anything with him i would probably hate myself a lot if i did ok i just needed to vent about this guys sorry