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Dating as an INTJ

INTJ: Why are you touching me?
INTJ: Do you really need to hold my hand?
INTJ: Should I touch you back? How do I touch you and show interest in you without being weird? Never mind…just gonna sit on my hands.
INTJ: Is this the right time to bring up that one weird question I had?
INTJ: He just asked about my favorite thing in the whole world 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDD *obsessively gives a full on lecture on the subject*
INTJ: I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re okay. 
INTJ: *tells inappropriate joke to test other persons humor* 
INTJ: You see, the thing is, I’m not really comfortable with the touchy thing…
INTJ: *narrows eyes* I don’t really understand this….dating “game” people talk about…
INTJ: So after we did it, I told him thanks and left….
INTJ: Do you think it would be okay if we sat on this couch without talking or touching for a few hours?
INTJ: BUT THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT *Insert weird subject here*
INTJ: *Says something insensitive and harsh* *doesn’t know to apologize* 
INTJ: Okay but like…give me a few days notice if you want to go to a party, I need time to isolate before I’m that social.
INTJ: But really, why are you touching me?

Let's Be Honest Here

We’d all much rather prefer a guy/girl in a marching band uniform than a knight in shining armor.

I JUST REALIZED THIS GUY WAS HITTING ON ME LAST NIGHT AND HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LIKE HIM LOOKING ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES/UGLY AND ME LOOKING CUTE AND LOOKING BACK I REALIZE I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY LIKE OH YOU’RE CUTE TOO BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID???


“U RITE, I AM CUTE!” AND DID THAT LIKE HANDS FLAT UNDER YOUR CHIN THING AND ASDFU2NXIEU WHY AM I LIKE THIS UGH

He’s the love of my soul’s existence..

Because saying that he’s the love of my life is so limiting. My life had a beginning and it has an end and my love for him spans and spills way outside of those brackets in all directions.

He’s the love of this life, the ones previous to this one and the ones that may follow this one.

He’s the love of my soul’s existence. He’s the love of all of my lives.