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The rings in episode 10

I’m probably really freaking late with this again, but I’m watching the episode a second time because so much happened in it, that I missed a lot.

I know the whole fandom is freaking out over the Viktuuri engagement, but I felt a bit bothered because this episode was chock-full of double entendres. I’m talking about anything that has to do with the rings. I know I’m sounding really salty right now, but I just need more Viktuuri. Actual, literal in your face Viktuuri. 

So I’m currently at the scene where Yuuri buys the *cough*lucky charms*cough*. I paused at the bit where Yuuri opened up the receipt. And y’all are probably gonna facepalm really hard when you read this because everybody already knew and I’m just so fucking slow but please just leave me be I was so happy when I noticed this

lets look a little closer

“something-i-can’t-read gold wedding ring

WEDDING RING

I KNEW THOSE RINGS WERE EXPENSIVE BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST TWO RANDOM PRETTY RINGS

BUT NO THEY ARE AN ACTUAL PAIR OF WEDDING RINGS!!!

YUURI WTF YOU SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER


I know this anime is just one huge metaphor for love and romance but still

THIS JUST MADE ME SO MUCH HAPPIER OKAY

15: Snowball

Originally posted by super-sootica

Originally posted by thegivermemory

You had decided after the hunt to leave the boys behind at the motel and take a walk around town. During the hunt, there had been a considerable amount of snowfall, but at this point it had been plowed and pushed to the sides turning into grey slush. You were walking when you started to hear a slight crushing noise following you. You paused and called behind you.

“You should know I am armed and extremely dangerous.”

“Well, you should know I am not armed, but still dangerous.”

“Gabriel?”

You turned around to see the archangel smiling at you. He held his arms out wide and a lollipop stick was hanging out of his mouth.

“Gabe,” you exclaimed as you ran into his arms.

He rubbed his hands on your back.

“I thought you could use a little fun from your favorite trickster.”

“Oh where is he?”

Gabriel pulled back and to look at your face. He pulled the lollipop out of his mouth and threw it with it disappearing in midair.

“Do you really want to go there?” He asked you.

You smiled up at him and kissed his jaw, letting that answer for you. You grabbed his hand and then continued your walk. You kept walking through the town until you passed a bakery. Gabriel stopped to look at the window and marvel at the different sweets. You sighed and after waiting about five minutes you got bored, so you started looking around for something to distract you when you remembered what surrounded you. You double checked to make sure Gabriel was still distracted and leaned down and grabbed a pile of snow. You packed it to make a snowball then threw it at your target. Gabriel immediately looked over at you. You looked away, trying (but failing) to hide your smile from the archangel. Gabriel said your name in a warning tone.

“What?” You asked trying to feign innocence.

“Oh, so that’s how it is, sugar?”

“How what is?”

“Do you remember that you’re trying to pick a fight with an archangel?”

“Oh, what are you going to do?”

“You’re going to regret that.”

Gabe snapped his fingers and copies of him surrounded you in a circle, all holding a snowball. Tossing them up and down in unison. You turned around before facing the one that you believed to be the original.

“Is it too late to say ‘uncle’?”

As soon as your sentence ended, snowballs hit you. You recoiled, expecting them to be much harder, but as soon as they hit you they burst into white powder. The Gabriel in front of you snapped his fingers once again and all of the copies went away.

“Now what do you have to say?”

“I’m sorry I underestimated your archangel abilities.”

Gabriel swaggered up to you with a smile and pulled you into his arms.

“You’re forgiven,” he told you.

“Though, I may have a use for all those copies of you.”

rarivsha  asked:

"So Lua. Darling basically-adopted-daughter of mine," purred the Madame from the chair she sat in, shuffling through the pages of the papers of recent business in her lap. "What do you know about dragons?"

Lua looked down in thought for a moment. Dragons? Where on earth did that come from? “Well.. I know of dragons!” She started, a finger to her chin as she glanced at the ceiling. “I know they can look like people ‘cause they, um.. Shapeshift?” She squinted slightly, wondering if that was even the right word to use for it. “So, sometimes, it can be hard to tell who’s a dragon!” She paused for a long moment, clearly trying to think of anything else she knew.

Everything else I know is just kinda.. Hah.. Common sense, y’know? I think I’d like to meet a dragon one day. That’d be really amazing..!” She paused again, folding in her lips. “Um, why do you ask, Ra?

@rarivsha

She pauses in the middle of the kitchen floor with the guiltiest look on her face that’s ever existed. Dancing With Myself has been blasting through the speakers installed so covertly in her home. No one can see where the sound is coming from, but to make matters worse it’s the Glee cover and she’s standing there in nothing but an enormously embarrassing Christmas sweater and a pair of Rudolph-patterned boxers. The whole place smells of warm sugar– there’s a lot of cookies in the oven.

“–I wasn’t–….”

If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself 

“–Umm…”

So I made my mom (who has never read any Tolkien and doesn’t like any kind of fantasy) watch An Unexpected Journey with me and literally the first thing out of her mouth when she saw Thorin was “he has no right to be that attractive”

My work here is done

sO I MADE ANOTHER PUNK EDIT OF THOMAS SANDERS AND I WAS GOING TO PUT IN A DESCRIPTION ABOUT HOW I WAS HOME SICK TODAY SO I HAD TIME TO WORK ON THIS BUT I JUST THOUGHT OF THE TERM “ONE HUNK OF A PUNK” AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING SO THERE YOU GO

THOMAS SANDERS: ONE HUNK OF A PUNK

my mom watches her shows in the family room of our house where everyone is always hanging out and sometimes theres a (hetero) sex scene in whatever she’s watching and no matter how explicit or non explicit it is no one cares. its not a big deal. i mean its a little weird sometimes to just listen to really bad moaning for a solid minute but its not like she changes the channel or anything its just part of the show.

but me? i flinch when i’m watching two girls on my laptop and someone walks by or enters the room. not sex with two girls just. two girls. thats all. i pause the video and i wait for them to leave, my heart beating really fast. im not even in the closet. if the girls kiss i feel like i have to hide my screen and make sure no one saw i was watching that. 

i hate this more than anything

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Joel explaining what “deak” is.

(Part II: But we have to be strong together) I’m really not doing okay, and I know others out there are doing much, much worse. Half of my country just elected a president who is threatening equality and rights for women, hispanics, muslims, LGBTQ+, and more. If you can’t understand why I’m upset, please just pause and try to be sensitive. We’re living in a world where so many people are okay with open hatred and discrimination, and their beliefs have just been validated across the whole country. So really, this is not fine.  

So I was watching “Hit the Diamond”

As we all know the part where Sapphire was running home for Ruby and they started hugging and fusing, just right after we have the shot of Steven and the others, but I noticed something that had me chuckling for ten minutes. It is really quick so I had to rewatch it and pause it. Let me see if you can find it.

Have not find it yet? Let me help you by zooming in.

Not obvious yet? Aight one more.

Lapis knows what is up.

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Olicity Meme: favorite episodes [2]
2x06 Keep Your Enemies Close
 

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The Dead Marshes

‘Yes, yes,’ said Gollum. 'All dead, all rotten. Elves and Men and Orcs. The Dead Marshes. There was a great battle long ago, yes, so they told him when Sméagol was young, when I was young before the Precious came. It was a great battle. Tall Men with long swords, and terrible Elves, and Orcses shrieking. They fought on the plain for days and months at the Black Gates. But the Marshes have grown since then, swallowed up the graves; always creeping, creeping.’

lotr read-along bingo (week twelve prompt: the dead marshes)