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crazy-pages  asked:

I've been looking up the SDS classifications for some essential oils and holy shit this stuff is kinda scary. Like, these things have listed dermal LD50s. They're not the scariest chemicals I've ever dealt (not even close), but in a lab I'd definitely have this stuff labeled with warning signs and be cautious working with it. I mean, some of this stuff has a dermal LD50 for humans measured in cL. How the fuck is this stuff sold for untrained civilian use in stores?

I can’t help but think of Essential Oils as the Cocaine Cough Syrup of our time.

100 years from now people are not going to BELIEVE the shit people did to get rid of a cough.

anonymous asked:

Can you do a nct yuta fluff scenario where he takes care of you when you are tired? thank you!

okay si im gonna do this in like bulletpoint things bc im not good at scenarios lolol

  • okay so you came home from a long ass day of work/school 
  • so the first thing you do is plop face first on the couch and lay there 
  • and ofc Yuta comes out bc hes happy your home but all he sees is you face first in the couch 
  • and hes like are?? you?? dead??
  • and you grunt back 
  • so he pokes your ass and says your name like 3 times
  • and you let out the longest groan and he understands so he forces you to flip over so he can sit on the couch and put your head in his lap 
  • so your just resting your head in his lap and hes stroking your hair and he asks you if you want to talk about whats wrong 
  • and so you start going off about how much work you have and people keep giving you more and more things to do and everyones an ass and yoU ARE JUST TIRED 
  • and after you tell him all that he feels bad for you and tells you hes gonna help you de-stress and relax 
  • and he gently lifts your head up form his lap and runs into the bathroom 
  • so you decide to rest your eyes until he gets back from whatever the hell he is doing 
  • he wakes you up from your mini nap and walks your tired dead body into the bathroom 
  • and his cheesy ass ran you a bath and even put in some of that bath oil shit that smells so good
  • and he gently undresses you and occasionally kisses your soft skin and he helps you into the bath and he begins to wash you 
  • and the warm water feels so good on your skin and you already feel yourself more relaxed 
  • and when he was finished he grabbed you a towel and wrapped you and laid you on the bed 
  • and that was when he brought out the scented lotions  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
  • and he massaged every inch of your body and even ended up going down on you taking his time and being very tedious and in the end your body felt like jelly 
  • he grabbed one of his old shirts and slipped it on you and kissed your forehead and yall cuddled for the rest of the day after he went to the bathroom and beat his meat of course 
  • and you are definetly more relaxed bc Yuta is a fucking magician and amazing boyfriend bYE HE MY BIASWRECKER

Originally posted by taei

Its shitty but i hope you like it  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*

Through the Night - Sledgefu

Gene wakes up and realizes Snaf can’t sleep so he takes the normal course of action. Improved & Edited 7/22/17

It was @ramimalekeyes‘ birthday almost a whole fucking month ago and I promised him a fic so here it is I hope you all enjoy it and I can’t believe I did this. I just love Kay that fucking #much tbh. It’s now just under 3k and nsfw

I don’t mind if you interact with this one if ur under 18 it’s not an insert.

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4c help

@somber-queen: Do u know an edge control that actually works on 4C hair? Everything I use doesn’t work and ive used: eco styler cream of nature hicks olive oil (thats some shit) gorilla snot murrays edgewax(thats the best but that not saying much). I typically use murray then eco styler, but that doesn’t stand a chance when its hot and sunny outside.

yariima

i learned tht ppl put relaxer/texturizers on their edges and hairlines to make it work =w=

lenealegend

I use ORS. I know people who swear by the ebin 24 hr edge tamer

wheresracheal

The Got To Be glued the water proof one, it works wonders. I’m a track Athlete from texas (so you know it’s hot) and my edges be all types of laid with that

melanchronia

I’ve used bees wax in the past and just mixed it with sunflower oil to make it gentler

hydrocunt

jireh

qveenty

Design essentials or Carols daughter

thebeautyyfulone

I dampen my edges with warm water & use aloe Vera gel

Does anyone have any input about Hot Oil treatments after clipping? Thinking of doing one on Lily to keep her coat nice. Idk. We didn’t clip horses in Hong Kong so I don’t know that much about it. 

Like… what sort of oil is it?? Is there a type that is specifically for hot oil treatments or could I use olive oil or some shit?

anonymous asked:

How can we respect veterans when all they did was murder innocent civilians? Look up Chelsea Manning and My Lai

I mean, yes the military IS fucked up but it’s poor people who get manipulated into the military. Rich people sure as fuck don’t go into it even tho all these wars tend to be because rich people want some oil or some shit.

I did a project on a war vet who became a peace advocate so I don’t wanna hear this stuff from y’all. (It was Ron Kovic if you wanna look him up.)

I even reblogged something once that said that most people would not have gone into the military had it not been for trying to pay for college in some way. This country is set up that people who are desperate need to go to war.

But anyway. A LOT of vets get fuckin’ traumatized by the military. And, to say again, this country uses PROPOGANDA to make POOR PEOPLE ESPECIALLY go into war to fight over petty things that war doesn’t need to be waged over.

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So I’ve been in kind of a rut when it comes to cooking, and I really was in the mood to make some shit that I knew, without a doubt in my mind, would turn out okay.

Which is why I decided to turn back to an old favorite of mine: Pasta a la Puttanesca. 

So y'all know Romano/Lovino. The precious personification of Southern Italy from Hetalia. He’s all about them tomatoes and he’s filled with the tsundere rage of a thousand fiery suns. He basically embodies this dish (which was also made in South Italy), which is why I decided to make it and dedicate it to him.

Also, fun unrelated fact about the dish, it’s name translated means Whore’s Pasta, because back in the day, ho’s weren’t allowed to shop when the pure virginal virgin ladies were around, so once a week there was a day that was dedicated to letting the brothel ladies buy their groceries and shit, and because they had to make one day’s shopping last a week, they had to get shit that could be preserved, which is why all the ingredients used in here are all jarred and canned.

ANYWAY, HISTORY LESSON OVER. Have fun learning to make this pasta as you come up with weird brothel Spamano AU’s.

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Pasta a la Puttanesca
(serves: 4)


Ingredients-

  • ¾ lb of spaghetti pasta
  • 12 oz tomato sauce/pureed tomatoes
  • 1 pinch of salt
  • 1 pinch of pepper
  • 1 pinch of cayenne pepper
  • 1 Tbsp dried basil
  • 2 cloves of garlic, mashed and minced
  • olive oil (however much you want)
  • ¼ cup Kalamata olives, pitted and halved
  • 2 anchovy filets, chopped
  • 1 Tbsp capers, patted dry
  • Grated Parmesan

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Procedure-

  • Make/cook the spaghetti according to the directions on the pack (you can make your own too if you feel like it, but since I’m having an off week I just decided to bitch out and do the boxed stuff).
  • Place the cooked spaghetti in a bowl and toss it with olive oil, let it rest.
  • Get the mashed/minced garlic and put it in a small sauce pan with some olive oil. Cook that shit till it’s slighty browned and hella aromatic.
  • Add the anchovies, capers, and olives and let it cook for a minute. That shit’s gonna splatter and some of it will hit you but just embrace your brave inner brothel lady and handle that shit with precision. 
  • Pour the sauce in and mix in the cayenne pepper, the regular pepper, the salt and the basil. Mix it all together till it’s hot and bubbling. Add more salt if you feel like it.
  • Pour the sauce all over the spaghetti and mix that biz up till its lookin fine as hell.
  • Sprinkle on some grated parmesan and if you want you can add some chopped parsley for color. Eat it while it’s piping hot so you can let the delicious taste of pasta drown out the pain of Romano not being in enough episodes.

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HOLY FUCKING BUTTNUGGETS YOU’RE DONE. Damn, that was easy. And delicious. It just goes to show that even if you’re having a shit cooking day, you can still start the week off strong with a simple but radical dish.

Now enjoy that Ho Pasta and try not to read every single Spamano fic ever invented in one go. You’ll hurt your precious weeb eyes.

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New Laws Would Make Environmental Protest “Terrorism”

Most people have heard of tree-sitting—a tactic environmentalists use to prevent old-growth trees from being cut down and whole forests decimated. In its heyday, in the late 1990s and early 2000s, members of groups like Earth First! climbed 100-foot-tall Redwoods and stayed there to save them. Beginning in 1997, one woman in Humboldt, California, named her tree Luna and stayed in it for two years, until enough money could be raised to prevent it from being axed. In 1998, in a Northern California old-growth forest, another treesitter named David Gypsy Chain was “accidentally” killed when loggers felled a tree that came crashing into the protester. He died instantly of massive head trauma.

This style of protest was also hugely successful—that is, until a series of arrests in 2005 against radical environmentalists who were labeled “terrorists.” It scared the shit out of the environmental-activist community, and folks started drifting away.

Now, there’s a vibrant national protest movement reviving those “direct action” tactics of civil disobedience again, and adding a new political savvy to the mix. They, too, have been incredibly effective. In Oregon, in the summer of 2011, one blockade took 50 cops, a backhoe, and a 125-foot-crane to remove treesitters. A few days later, activists locked themselves together in an Oregon Department of Forestry office. The group responsible, the Cascadia Forest Defenders, say they won’t stop until the Elliott State Forest is protected from clearcutting.

As a result—surprise, surprise—politicians are trying to create new laws that make tree-sits and other direct-action techniques illegal. The bills even single out the Elliott State Forest campaign by name and allow corporations to sue protesters for costing them money.

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