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scarycanaries  asked:

why does Tumblr love Barry so much he's so stupid literally all the time

I mean after Barry fucking up real bad I prefer Ollie at this point

Oh God, I really do not see it this way. It’s not Barry being flawed that annoys me, but the incredible and unexplained double standard that is applied to his character. I am totally okay with Barry messing up as much as Oliver did in the past seasons, because, let’s get real, most of us would mess up if we were in such situations.

What is annoying to me is how Oliver is considered a piece of garbage but Barry is the protected son, while it’s been clear, since Season 1, that Barry’s curveball of development is following Oliver’s. 

You know what movie I will always be proud of?

Alien vs. Predator.

Why?

Because it was a stupid premise that was going to get people’s butts in seats for one reason and one reason only, and that was to see the Alien fight the Predator, so they could literally do whatever they wanted with the rest of the movie, they didn’t care, so what did they do?

Put Sanaa Lathan in as the lead, gave her a shield made of an alien’s crest and a spear made of an alien’s tail and said “go fight alongside the Predator to save the world from an Alien Queen”, and that’s what she did. They didn’t have to do that, they could have had a white guy, they could have had a white woman, a black man, even, but no, they went with a black woman and made her incredible. And when she fought her way to the end of that movie, they made sure that the most dangerous hunters in the galaxy recognized her and respected her, and they marked her because they decided “You are a paragon of your species and we honor you as one of our own” so in this universe when the Predators think of the Best that Humanity has to offer, they imagine the face of a black woman of science with long curly hair. 

THAT IS ALL.

  • Rin: *can't find Haruka in the crowd* Where is he? Well, time for drastic measures...
  • Rin: *cupping hands around mouth* RIN MATSUOKA IS SUCH A JACKASS, NO ONE NEEDS HIM!
  • Haruka: *from across the street* WHO SAID THAT?!
  • Rin: There he-
  • Makoto: Why would you say something like that?!
  • Nagisa: Say that to my face, you jerk!
  • Rei: I've never heard something so rude!
  • Sousuke: WHOSE ASS DO I HAVE TO KICK?!
  • Nitori: Senpai is a good person, how could you?!
  • Momo: Shut up, YOU'RE the jackass!
  • Seijuurou: Who's the asshole saying stupid things?!
  • Gou: WHO'S TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BROTHER?!
  • Rin: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS EVEN COME FROM?!
why its called “Oppa Toby Style”

Toby never named the track he did (and it was pretty old) and he said we could name it for him. So we did what any friends would do and collectively decided we needed to name it something really stupid and embarrassing. I can’t remember all of the names but they basically all had “toby” or “fox” in them. I think some were like “Toby Time” and “Toby’s Choice” and “Parafox Space” and for a long time it was in the draft album as like… “its toby” but eventually this one won out


Why The Signs Are Problematic
  • Aries: u don't pay attention in school and then u try to get people to give u the answers like pls just listen to the teacher
  • Taurus: ur a goody two shoes break a rule or something
  • Gemini: u always interrupt ppl with stories about urself not everything is about u
  • Cancer: u don't let ppl do their own thing and u need to stop nagging
  • Leo: u lie a lot about stupid things
  • Virgo: u reply to every text with "lol" pls type out longer answers I can't carry a conversation w/ u
  • Libra: ur kinda bratty sometimes (the only Libra I know is 6 so maybe that's why idk)
  • Scorpio: u have trust issues and u always feel guilty about stupid things stop apologizing (unless u actually did something wrong)
  • Sagittarius: u think u know everything but u don't + ur a dick to ur sister
  • Capricorn: ur really mean for no reason and u get mad at video games
  • Aqua: u don't like hugs and u spend too much time doing stupid things on ur phone
  • Pisces: ur really shy break out of that shell, hon
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the bard doesn’t take requests (listen here)

For some reason today I got the urge to make an amazingly stupid soundtrack for Dragon Age: Inquisition inspired by zevrantiva’s Crap Radio Stations from Two Centuries Back. And instead of fighting that urge, I pestered dalishmarshmallow into helping me make it, so here you go: a playlist of songs to listen to while you jump off towers in Skyhold, fight unending hordes of bears in the Hinterlands, and save the world with your loser friends.

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troye’s instagram + troye’s instagram

ok but shiro and allura accidentally referring to each other as “my ___”
  • “and in gathering support for the voltron alliance, my princess is―” “did you just say my?” 
  • “wHAT NO
  • bc she’s not his and it’s slowly killing him inside because he loves her so much, loves her hair and eyes that shine like stars, her compassion and bravery and levelheadedness 
  • allura making the same mistake
  • “and my paladin shiro is the leader-” “allura you said my” 
  • “what no i didn’t coran don’t be stupid yes voltron belongs to my family and their legacy so technically ALL the paladins are mine why would i single shiro out specifically???”
  • “i never said you did” “coran just stop it”
  • bc she wishes he was, wishes so badly that this amazing, brave man was hers in more than friendship
  • and them doing it one day in front of each other and they both just freeze
  • my―?”
  • cue adorable blushing
  • & makeouts
  • they hold hands the next day and always call each other “my princess” and “my paladin” and they’re so cheesy lance pretends to choke only he actually does and hunk and keith both thump him on the back (lance is ok)
  • shiro and allura are still too wrapped up in each other to notice
Who You Should Fight: Kingdom Hearts Edition
  • Sora: You could fight Sora, but why would you want to? He only wants to be your friend. Why are you trying to hurt him? Why are you so mean?
  • Riku: This child has seen enough shit. He doesn't need you to make his life worse. Besides he'll probably just kick your ass. He is a Keyblade Master after all.
  • Kairi: DO NOT FIGHT KAIRI. She will kill you. I know she has a pure heart but that will not stop her from jamming that flowery Keyblade down your throat. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU TRIED TO FIGHT HER TWO BEST FRIENDS. AVOID KAIRI AT ALL COSTS.
  • Naminé: Why do you want to fight this precious cinnamon roll? I mean you'll probably win, but why do you want to hurt her? Why?
  • Donald: Fucking fight this asshole duck he'll probably forget to heal you anyways.
  • Goofy: I don't care. Fight Goofy. Just understand what you got in to.
  • Roxas: I wouldn't fight this kid. He's got an army of powerful beings behind him that can kick your ass for him. Besides he doesn't need your shit, he's got enough problems as it is.
  • Xion: DO NOT APPROACH XION. DO NOT EVEN LOOK XION IN THE EYE. THIS KID ORCHESTRATED THE ENTIRE DOWNFALL OF ORGANIZATION XIII. SHE WILL NOT HESITATE TO KICK YOUR ASS. Besides you probably won't even remember the fight even if you win.
  • Ansem/Xemnas/Xehanort/Master Xehanort: They're basically all the same person. Fight them. They are fucking assholes that ruin children's lives and need to be taken down a peg. Do it. It's not likely you'll win but just fucking do it.
  • Xigbar/Birag: This asshole needs a punch to the face. I mean you'll probably lose, but it'll be fucking great.
  • Xaldin/Dilan: This motherfucker uses FLOATING SPEARS OF DEATH. Avoid at ALL COSTS.
  • Vexen/Even: Do it. Fight this crusty nerd. I would. Just be careful of his ice attacks, and his giant fucking shield.
  • Lexaeus/Aeleus: No you'll die.
  • Zexion/Ienzo: This child lost his parents and now you want to fight him. Alright. You monster.
  • Saïx/Isa: I mean you won't win but I'd still try. He's kind of as ass to his friends and he needs to know you don't do that. Fight him.
  • Axel/Lea: Don't fight the trash can lid dad. He's just trying his best.
  • Demyx/???: FIGHT THIS PUNK WHIMP DO IT DONT LET YOUR DREAMS JUST BE DREAMS JUST D O I T
  • Luxord/???: Don't fight the Ticky Tock Card Shark. Play a game with him. It'll be much more fun, plus he'll critique your strategy when you lose and tell you how to get better. He's a p cool dude.
  • Marluxia: I don't man know he has a scythe I wouldn't go near him.
  • Larxene: Not if you don't want to get shanked by an electrified kunai.
  • Ansem the Wise/DiZ: He is a weak old man and not long for this earth. Punch him.
  • Terra: This sloppy child is stuck in an enteral purgatory because he was a such a sloppy child, and you want to fight him? K.
  • Ventus: Don't. He is too pure for this world. Don't. Besides he's sleeping. Don't wake him. Shhhhhhhh.
  • Vanitas: Fight the jealous evil Sora. He's a child but he could still use an ass kicking.
  • Aqua: Do not fight her what the hell are you doing she's a fucking Keyblade Master and the fucking Queen of your shit you shitwad she'll kick your fucking ass.
  • Eraqus: Why do you want to fight Luke Skywalker.
  • King Mickey: He's called King for a reason tbh.
Bangtan on a Road Trip
  • RapMon: ok listen up guys you have to be quiet and let me focus on driving
  • Suga: no my swagger always distracts people you have a prob with me namjoon
  • RapMon: istg its been 10 minutes and I think I'll have to pull this car over
  • J-Hope: suga stfu you can't even woo anyone with your swag
  • Suga: THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT
  • Jimin: guys please let Jungkook sleep
  • V: it's too early to be sleeping
  • Jin: Taehyung its 4 am
  • V: yeah and???
  • Suga: my swag is too much for him to handle so he's tired
  • Jin: shhhhhh he's finally sleeping without his nightlight for once if you wake him up he might cry
  • Suga: like you with your stupid Mario dolls
  • Jin: *covers Jungkook's ears* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME MIN YOONGI
  • Suga: FIGHT ME
  • V: guys don't do this
  • Jimin: go at him Jin let me carry Jungkookie I'll treat him good I promise
  • Jungkook: *opens eyes* why you touchin me Jimin gross where's Jin
  • J-Hope: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
  • RapMon: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS ILL DITCH YOU ALL I CAN ALWAYS GO SOLO FOREVER AND LEAVE YOU UNGRATEFUL CHEERLEADING HIP HOPPING FROGS
  • J-Hope:
  • Suga:
  • Jin:
  • V:
  • Jimin:
  • Jungkook:
  • Jungkook: *cries*
  • Jin: for pete's sake
Louis' new tattoo reaction masterpost

razzyant:

remember like two hours ago when we were collectively losing it over little spoon? i’ve never felt so blindsided. 

ohthefond:

AND HERE WE WERE THINKING LOUIS WAS HIDING A DAGGER TATTOO SOMEOWHERE WE COULDN’T SEE. NOPE. NO NO NO HE JUST GOT IT RIGHT ON HIS ARM FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE AND HE’S SMUG AF ABOUT IT TOO

bromanceshmomance:

:)

earlybirdlouis:

earlybirdlouis:

I trust Louis. He’s going to slay. He’s getting the dagger done while in LA.

I MADE THIS POST OVER 8 MONTHS AGO! 

AND NOW

HE HAS BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR A LONG TIME.

AND HE KNOWS WE KNOW. 

corpidicarta:

Professor: Why didn’t you work on your essays?

Me: HARRY AND LOUIS DID A THING. 

daysundercover:

LIKE WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED

boyfriendsandbandshirts:

Louis’ statement with this tattoo screams so much louder than @Louis and his stupid ass tweets will ever be able to.

smilethelightsareon:

Let’s recap:
- Harry and Louis next to each other and interacting.
- Out of four times they thanked Modest once(with Harry making it obvious how much he dislikes it)
- Harry stops posting b&w ominous photos
- Louis gets a dagger complementary to Harry’s rose
- Lottie posts a picture of Harry

anchoredlou:

you don’t understand how proud I am of my boy

they try and undermine his actions like wearing shirts that shows support for the LGBTQ+ community “it was just a retro shirt”

they put words in @Louis_Tomlinson’s mouth

they put people next to him to beard his situation

but he…

no, he won’t give them his voice to make a clear statement to get rid of rumours

instead he goes and gets something that has been discussed a possibility in the fandom for over a year. they creep on the fandom, and if Louis were anything like @Louis_Tomlinson he’d sure as hell know to avoid getting yet ANOTHER tattoo that MIGHT POSSIBLY GET LINKED with his bandmate that he decidedly isn’t in a relationship with.

Louis goes and gets his love inked into his skin for everyone to see and for no one to take away

intenselouis:

[Harry and Louis]

  • *rope goes through anchor*
  • *arrow goes through heart*
  • *dagger goes through rose

[Me]

  • *goes through therapy*

louibi:

fun fact: no matter how they hold hands now, their tattoos always go together

warriormum:

Ain’t no party, like the Larry party, cause the Larry party don’t stop!

soleilouis:

[harry gets a ship tattoo] “lol what if louis gets a compass” 
[harry gets a rose tattoo] “lol what if louis gets a dagger”

razzyant:

tellmethisisnotlove:

razzyant:

If Louis got a tattoo of a dagger I will fly into the sun. 

Well……

 

tellmethisisnotlove:

Another coincidental complementary tattoo. No, I am not okay.

hermioneistherealhero:

OK BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. SINCE HARRY GOT THE ROSE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT LOUIS GETTING A DAGGER TATTOO WOULD BE PERFECT SINCE THEY GO TOGETHER IN NAUTICAL THEMED PIECES. 

GUESS FUCKING WHAT. 

LOUIS GOT A FREAKING DAGGER.

THERE COMES A TIME WHEN YOU HAVE TO STOP SAYING THAT EVERYTHING IS A COINCIDENCE. THAT TIME IS NOW.

smilethelightsareon:

I’M MOVING TO AUSTRALIA THIS IS OFFICIAL THIS IS THE BEST COUNTRY GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA 

larryappreciation:

OH MY GOD ITS A DAGGER IN THE SAME FUCKING PLACE AS THE ROSE FUCK ME DEAD IM GONE

bromanceshmomance:

LOOK AT THE POWER OF THE LARRIES

FORCING LOUIS TO GET A TATTOO OF A DAGGER

AMAZING

Stupid

This was stupid

This whole thing, it was so stupid, and it made Annabeth feel stupid, and she wasn’t stupid, she was smart, gods damn it, so why couldn’t she do this? She should have been able to do this.

She only realised she was crying when a tear splashed on to the page of her textbook, blurring the black letters printed on the white page. That tear falling felt like conceding defeat, and soon enough she was crying in earnest, sobbing hard enough that the words became even less intelligible than they’d already been.

She put her head down on the book and let herself cry, feeling terribly stupid and sorry and frustrated. Her whole face felt hot, flushed with anger and annoyance - at this essay, at herself, at the fact that she was a daughter of the goddess of wisdom and she couldn’t seem to write a simple fucking essay.

When the door to her room opened she instinctively straightened, grabbing her dagger and spinning in her seat to face the intruder. When she saw who it was she immediately collapsed back onto the desk, face first, letting her dagger fall to the floor. 

She heard Percy shut the door behind himself. There were a few soft footsteps, and then a gentle hand on her shaking shoulder and a quiet question. “Annabeth, hey, what’s up?”

Keep reading

  • “Mark is too loud!”
  • “Mark needs to stop making the weird noises and faces!”
  • “WHY DOESN’T HE PAY ATTENTION!!”
  • “He keeps reading everything wrong!”
  • “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE THAT WORD”
  • “He’s such an idiot, he didn’t notice (small detail)!”
  • “Mark needs to stop talking over the characters!!”
  • “Why is he so stupid oh my god they told him (to do thing) literally five minutes before he (did the exact opposite)”
  • “What an idiot, he can’t remember (piece of information told to him episodes ago)”

I would please like to remind everyone involved that Mark has this thing called Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder and this behaviour is not going to stop any time soon because ADHD has no cure now take a chill pill

The signs watching a horror movie
  • Aries: What the fuck are they doing Wow THEY ARe SO STUPID !!!
  • Taurus: ?????oh my god
  • Gemini: aaand that's why I'd survive and they wouldn't
  • Cancer: TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN THE FUCK AROUND
  • Leo: Not the cute one!!! ugh
  • Virgo: Wow I am amazed
  • Libra: DID U SEE THAT .................iTs behind the door
  • Scorpio: lowkey really scared. highkey laughing at everything
  • Sagittarius: damn fuck that shit im out bye fukc
  • Capricorn: HE has been the bad guy the whole time i told u
  • Aquarius: lmaoooooo right behind ya sag
  • Pisces: NOOOOOOOOOO OO OOOOO DOES EVERYONE HVAE TO DIE ???