anonymous asked:


this isn’t short oops i went overboard

  • how did this boy even make it into college
  • no rly. how
  • he did all his apps n stuff the day they were due and was still accepted into his top 3 can u even believe
  • currently dorming with minghao, who legit put a line of down the middle room and said “pass this line and i’ll shave one of your eyebrows off.”
  • mingyu thought he was joking. had to change his hairstyle to cover his missing eyebrow until it grew back (dw minghao took the tape down after bc he felt bad)
  • avid fan of partying…… gets invited to a lot of parties n while minghao is like “do u really have the time to party considering your grades?” mingyu is like “i always have time to party. n also ur coming with me just in case i get drunk as hell”
  • minghao just rolls with it bc he finds wasted!mingyu pretty funny. but minghao is a good person that keeps mingyu from doing stupid stuff whatta guy
  • anyways he’s at a party. and he’s wasted. minghao is trying his best to keep a watchful eye on him but he runs into his friend jun and gets sidetracked in a conversation. by the time he’s done talking he looks back and mingyu is g o n e
  • while minghao is panicking, mingyu is just sitting on the floor in the restroom upstairs bc he accidentally locked himself in and this boy is too sh*tfaced to figure out how to unlock it
  • and here’s the thing, ur at this party bc your friend dragged you along even tho you aren’t a party person
  • you didn’t want to ruin the fun so you just awkwardly stood in the corner of the room waiting for them to be ready 2 go home. unfortunately your friend is quite the Party Person.
  • after someone tries to yike with you, you were like “hell no.” and decided to lock yourself in the restroom until your friend was done doing whatever they were doing.
  • you make it upstairs and you twist the doorknob, n it twists but you can’t open it?? the host of the party walks by n they’re like “oh yeah it gets jammed sometimes you just gotta kick it a lil”
  • so you do that. n you hear a really loud *thud*
  • the door was jammed, but there was also someone leaning on it. you open the door all the way to see this guy just on the floor, perfectly still
  • you’re freaking out like “sh*t sh*t SH*T is he dead???? what do i do hfjdks”
  • but you see his eyes flutter open n he lifts his head off the ground a little to look at you and you’re like “oh thank god”
  • he slowly gets off the ground and walks towards you and you’re like “are you okay?? i didn’t mean to intrude, i just wanted to use the –”
  • and then you jUMP bc this random (but incredibly handsome) stranger puts his two hands on your shoulder and brings his pretty face close to yours
  • and its like you can smell how drunk he is and he’s like “omg…. u saved me i thought i was gonna d i e in here”
  • and you’re just standing there, frozen + flustered, n you’re like “it’s no problem,,, can i use the restroom now,,,”
  • but this boy is drunk n his face is slowly getting closer to yours n you’re panicking and suddenly someone pushes you aside and SMACKS the drunk boy in the face
  • and then he proceeds to turn around and give you this angelic smile like “sorry for my stupid friend! we’ll be going now!” and he drags mingyu away by the collar while muttering stuff in another language under his breath. (as he walks by u do hear him subtly say “i didn’t come all the way here from china to babysit a 19 yr old” lmfao)
  • and you’re standing there like. well. that was something.
  • the next morning mingyu’s at work (the campus coffee shop) with a pounding headache n minghao’s “i told you so” ringing in his ears
  • the party to him is kind of just a blur, and the only thing he remembers is that he was about to kiss?? someone cute???
  • anyways you had to stay up all night waiting for your friend to get tired out, so you decided to buy a cup of coffee on your way to class
  • the second you enter the cafe, the cashier greets you n when you look up to see them you almost drop all your books
  • it’s the same guy from last night. lowkey you’re like “… impossible” but his nametag reads “Mingyu” and you’re like “goddamnit it is him”
  • but he doesn’t seem to recognize you?? and it’s kind of a given considering how wasted he was lmfao
  • while mingyu takes your order, he’s doing occasional glances from the cup and your face and he’s like “huh…. they’re really… cute”
  • after he makes your drink he calls out your name and you approach the counter to take the drink from him and he’s like “sorry, but have we met before?? you seem really familiar”
  • part of you wants to say no but you straight up just say “…….. you got locked in the bathroom at the party yesterday and i let you out. you almost kissed me before your friend hit you in the face.”
  • and suddenly the blurry filter that covered the mystery face was gone and mingyu is like “oh……………………… sh*t”
  • next thing you know he’s spitting out apology after apology and he even offers to pay for your drinks for the next month and you’re like “chill you were drunk it’s fine” but he’s not “chill” in the slightest
  • watching him get all flustered and embarrassed is .. kind of cute.. bc he has this light tinge of pink on his face and you’re like.. ok he is handsome i have to admit that
  • you clearly have the upper hand in this situation + you’re already feelin kind of bold :^) so you ask for his sharpie and tell him to hold out his arm
  • mingyu thinks you’re going to write something like “i’m a drunk idiot” across his arm or something but his face goes from ….. to ???? when your write your number
  • you hand him his sharpie back and you’re like “take me on a date instead. i’ll let you kiss me then if it goes well.”
  • and then you leave and mingyu almost has an aneurysm the end
Always there for each other

She was having really hard time. She failed her driving exam for the third time, her birthday party was canceled because of the problem that happened in the restaurant, her exam results were pretty bad and the weather itself was rather depressing than relaxing. Rainy and windy, for awhile. She even fought with her best friend around some dress.

Ridiculous, she thought. But she couldn’t change anything, she was the one who was right, but her friend wasn’t gonna give in.

Her phone rang. It was B. She declined.

She loved him. So much. But right now, she was feeling really down and she preferred to just lay in her bed and cry.

She texted him tho. Shortly

“Sorry. Not in a mood right now. I don’t wanna pass the sadness on you. We’ll talk later. Love you xx”

As she dropped her phone she buried her face in the pillow and started crying.

She didn’t know what time it was. The only thing she felt was someone’s hand roaming over her, pampering her.

“B?” She shockingly yet sleepingly said, yawnin.

“Hey.” he worriedly looked at her.

“What are you doing here?” She crawled up amd sat on her bed.

He put his hand on her shoulder. “Came to see and cheer you up.”

That sentence and his smile momentary got to her. She sighed, trying to withhold her tears. “You really shouldn’t have done that. I’m okay.”

“Yeah, as if I buy it.” He came closer.

“No, please don’t.” She put a hand on his chest. As her tears again started to fall, she wanted to go to bathroom. “Excuse me.”

She tried to move away, standing up from the bed, but soon she was pulled back, crushing against his chest. He hugged her hard and kissed her head.

“Don’t withhold your emotions in front of me. Ever again.” He squeezed hard to emphasize the words. “Understood?”

He felt her nod against his chest before breaking down in sobbs. He held her tight against him.

They stood there for about five minutes, when she finally started to calm down. He coshered her back and kissed her head all the way.

She exhaled deeply and moved away from him, clearing her face with her hands.

“God, I’m so sorry, your T-shirt is ruined and…”

“Don’t even think about it.” He stopped her. He then took off his T-shirt and dried her face off with it.

“Oh, God, I look like shit” she took his T-shirt and covered her face “Don’t look at me.”

He chuckled. “Don’t be silly.” He hugged her and moved away his soaked shirt from her face.

“No, let me wash my face first.” She caught him before he leaned too close. “I’ll be right back.”

“Okay.” He smiled, sitting down on the bed.

She couldn’t believe how caring and understanding. She was so lucky to have him.

When she came back to room opened her cupboard. “I will find the biggest thing I have here so you wouldn’t catch up a cold.”

“Just come here, I don’t need anything else.” He smiled.

“Here.” She dragged a big, old hoodie.

“No.” She smiled “Let me put it on you.”

He smiled and let her teasing touches. As his head poped out of the hoodie opening she pressed her lips against his.

He gladly accepted them, parting her lips with his tongue.

She hummed satisfied, pulling away and rolling the hoodie down his stomach.

He then pulled at her hips and sat her in his lap. He leaned back against the headboard of her bed and held her around her waist.

“Hey.” He smiled.

“Hey.” She pecked his lips shortly. “I’m sorry for everything.”

“Don’t be silly. You know I’m always here for you. As you are, for me.” He placed a palm on her cheek.

She looked at his eyes with such adoration, for a few moments.

“Pink is your color, definitely.” She commented referring to her hoodie on him.

“Yeah, goes with my eyes.” He joked, making her laugh for a few moments.

“There’s my smile.” He pinched her cheek. “Now, tell me, what is wrong?”

“Everything. Just everything.” She sighed. “You sure you wanna hear it?”

“Of course dear.” he said, kissing her nose.

She pressed her forehead against his and started talking.

Part one- Dating Jungkook Would Include:

Originally posted by jibeom

  • Literally always laughing about something
  • Him smiling at you randomly
  • like you’ll be sitting on the couch at the dorm and he looks over at you with his most suggestive smile
  • and ur all ??
  • then your phone vibrates and you just turn to him with a pointed look like: “ISTG JUNGKOOK IF YOU SENT ME THE LINKIN PARK DOG REMIX VIDEO AGAIN IM DUMPING YOUR THIRSTY MEME HOE ASS!”
  • “… Wow, ok then… nvm…”  
  • The roast is forever on-going
  • “You’re stupid.”
  • “No I’m not!!”
  • “What’s 9+10?!”
  • “…”  
  • “…”
  • “…Fuck off.”  
  • Lowkey always looking staring at you because he just thinks you look adorable no matter what you’re doing  
  • and wow hes so lucky to call you his!
  • But v v lowkey
  • You caught him staring at you once while you two were watching anime so ur all :)
  • But oops hes blushing bc hes just a smol, tol bean and sometimes his emotions are too obvious and it makes him uncomfortable
  • He would still be a bit awkward around you when it came to serious relationship things
  • not because he doesn’t care or anything like that!
  • he’s just so inexperienced that he doesn’t want to ruin anything by being too rash or saying something wrong
  • so fully expressing his emotions would be hard for him
  • like yeah, ok, on stage he’s all “INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYY”  
  • but at home he just kind of drapes his arms around your waist and leans his chin down to rest lightly on top of your head  
  • and he just sighs because words keep getting stuck in his throat.
  • You would have to reassure him that you don’t mind him taking his time to tell you how he feels and he sighs again because it frustrates him
  • but you wait patiently for him to be ready and thank god you do bc gIRL 
  • the moment you hear a small “I love you” roll off his lips you feel the warmth of his sweet words wrap around you like a warm hug and you just melt
  • and he can tell because you just snuggle closer to him and he’s just all :D
  • so then, the little fucker would constantly say it because he likes the way you always whisper it back to him with a ghost of a sweet smile on your lips  
  • and he just kisses you because his fragile bby heartu is bursting ; _ ;
  • and awww the moment is literally perfect until FUCKING JIMIN BARGES INTO HIS BEDROOM TO COCK BLOCK AGAIN
  • Y’all are literally always getting cock blocked tho  
  • the members will just burst through the door like “SORRY, PREVENTING SINS, YOU FUCKERS!” AND THeN JUST LEAVE LIKE NoTHING HAPpENED????
  • But sometimes when you two are lucky, and all the boys are out of the dorm he’ll just run a hand up your leg grasping your inner thigh firmly and oh shit u know whats coming (lol SPOILER: ITS U)
  • Your first time together was super shy and drawn out
  • Bby always says it was awkward but it was honestly adorable
  • like he could barely look at you  
  • bc every time he tried to open his eyes your hips would shift a little or you’d clench around him without even intending to and his eyebrows would knit together and he would instantly have to shut his eyes again and focus on not finishing too soon because he didn’t want the feeling to end
  • It was also like highkey passionate af bc even tho he was withering underneath you and he was a panting mess, his fingers were locked with yours and every once in a while he would gain enough composure to actually look into your eyes breifly and drink in the sight of you on top of him, beautiful as ever
  • And he just let your name roll off his tongue and it mixed with his as you moaned along with him and it was honestly beautiful
  • He still thinks about it sometimes.
  • V v emotional for him
  • you had to say goodbye to sub jungkookie pretty quickly though bc he accidentally made you cum really quickly once and oH MAN HOLY SHIET!  
  • His confidence made him smug and smug kook means dom kook to the max
  • Like he just grips your thigh harshly, moving up slowly until he’s just barely touching your underwear and the little fucker smirks without even looking at you
  • He teases you until you straddle him needily  
  • After gaining some experience he decides that this is how he likes you best, needy and with a fucked out look on your usually sweet features. It was so erotic that he usually lets you ride his thighs just so he can watch your face scrunch in pleasure plus he loves the sounds you make when he lets you get yourself off momentarily- win win
  • This bitch is nasty af though so don’t even think for a minute that he’ll let you actually finish before he has had a proper go at you like,  
  • You are dreaming if you think dom kook would let you come so quickly lol bYEEE  
  • If you do tho— FUCK
  • “Such a bad girl, baby” he’ll practically growl with a firm spank on your ass cheek.
  • And let’s just say that honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.
  • He’s all grunts and pants as he wrecks you completely and he bites and sucks on your collarbones already anticipating for the marks that would be left there for days to come because fuck you always wore them so well
  • Afterward though he goes back to being a fluff like he really can’t help it
  • It’s a sight though, he’s panting, heaving violently to let air fill his lungs as he comes down from his high and his hair is all stingy and sticking to his damp forehead so you reach a hand up to push it back and he just smile a lazy, sleepy smile at you and wow is the same guy who just fucked you senseless???
  • Yes, B. Yes it is.  
  • “You know I love you right?” He’ll mumble half awake and you just mumble back a weak:
  • “I know, baby… I love you too.”  
  • “Like… a lot,[y/n].”  
  • He barely crack one eye open to look at you lovingly; before he pulls you closer, falling asleep.  
  • Basically dating this hoe would be constant laughs, constant cuddles and constant memeing.  
  • Jungkook doesn’t have a lot of dating experience but he seems like the type of person who would devote himself completely for the one(s) he loves so dating him would be easy.  
  • He would constantly do his best to make sure that you’re happy.
  • He would be shy at first, letting his insecurities shield his inexperienced love a bit but soon enough with your patience, he would open up completely and you two would be that couple 
  • Like everyone knew you to be completely in love because even though you two joke around a lot and the roasting is constant, the glances that you steal are so full of emotion that no one could ever really doubt your feelings.
  • Dating Kookie would be the epitome of teenage love and it would be beautiful.
  • Beautiful for you two as you experience it and beautiful for those around you
  • It’d be perfect.  

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your blog so so much and your hc's are the best. I was wondering what if MC used to be really poor and was forced into being a stripper. No one (not even Seven) knows about it. How would RFA+Saeran react??? (If you feel uncomfortable doing this then it's fine. You can just ignore thisnif you don't wanna do it)

aaah, thank you so much ilu <3 


-he overheard one of his coworkers whispering about how he was sure he had seen mc before.

-”uhm remember that strip club? isnt that your beloved diamond?” 

-jumin fired them on the spot, no one is talking about you as if you´re an object to be owned. besides, you belong to him, and he belongs to you. 

-he off handely mentions it, home at the penthouse and instantly catches on to your silence

-when he turns to face you he is met with a terrified mc,profusely apologizing for not telling him and spills the whole story in one breath

-his heart breaks in two when you apologieses for ruining his reputation, and with tears in your eyes whispers that you understand if he wants to end your relationship 

-he immediately drops everything in his hands to pull you into a tight embrace 

-”don´t ever think that you´re unworthy of my love. you´re my whole world, don´t ever forget that.” 

-you spend the following day cuddling, and jumin makes a point of firing every single employee who dares talk lowly of you


-when zen moved out or more or less ran away from his abusive household, he had to take on a lot of crap jobs as well, tho most of those were just bad commercials….think “lipstick for men” lmfao 

-you know he won´t judge you for doing what was necessary to get by, so you tell him one night, when you´ve both had a little too much to drink.

-starting off in a joking manner but slowly your light tone turns to a sad whisper, zen calmy listening to you, his hand placed over yours 

-you finish the whole speech off with an awkward laugh followed by a quiet sob.

-zen pulls you in his lap rubbing soothing circles into your back 

-”it´s okay princess, i´ll make sure anything like that never ever happens again, im here now…”

-you spend the night curled up in each others embrace. 


-you two were watching television, curled up in blankets when something about pole dancing came on. 

-”whoah that´s so cool, they´re so strong! mc look” 

-”you know. i used to do that” when you realize it´s too late

-there´s an awkward silence before yoosung has gathered the courage to ask. 

-you explain as calmly as you can, your voice betraying you when you tell about the men who would watch you with lustful eyes, perceiving you as an object or prize, existing solely for their eyes. 

-by the time you´ve finished the story, yoosung is in tears, and so are you. 

-”omg, mc i´m so so sorry, don´t worry i´ll study hard and become someone who can take care of my lovely girlfriend, i promise!”

-yoosung cooks you your favourite dish, and bundles up with you and some disney movies after that. 


-when her parents died she was pretty much forced to grow up and take care of herself. 

-of course her aunt and uncle paid for her neccesaries but she was always reminded how much of a burden she were on them so she tried her best to earn her own money. 

-it´s when she´s telling you about her childhood that the subject is brought up. 

-jaehee is speechless, she has made sacrifices sure, but she can´t even imagine how scary that much have been for you, so young and with so much responsibility

-she´s utterly disgusted with the men you´re telling her about, going as far as making you promise her to tell her, if you ever recognize any of the men, you´ll let her know. 

-”don´t you worry mc, if it ever comes to that again, i´ll work thrice as much as i do at the moment if it meant keeping you safe. i wont ever let that happen again”

-she makes both of you some hot chocolate, and cuddles with you for the rest of the evening.


-you hadn’t planned to tell him, it just sorta slipped out when seven had half jokingly asked for a lap dance.

-he had been expecting you to laugh at his comment, as you usually did but instead you went dead quiet. 

-”..what´s wrong? oh no..what did i say?” 

-his comment shaking you out of your daze, you take a deep breath and then starts explaining. 

-by the time you´re done, seven is furious at the people who forced you into that kind of situation, and even more the men who treated you as an object. 

-you can bet your ass, he´ll find old video footage of the club you danced in, to ruin the lives of every single gross man, who made the slightest rude comment about you, or dared touch you. 

-”you´re my 606! and i, defender of justice, 707, will never ever let my precious girlfriend get into any situation like that! you have my word!!” 


-you two were leaning on each other watching a movie in comfortable silence, when a particular scene hit a bit too close to home 

-saeran instantly noticed the change in your mood and were quick to act on it

-rather than ask right away, he did what you had so often done or him, fetched something for you two to drink, and sat down with you. 

-”do…do you want to talk about it?” 

-it was pretty clear to you that this wasn´t something saeran were particularly comfortable with, but he was doing his best to support you, and you could tell he were sincere. 

-so you quietly talk about it with him.

-he´s dead silent right up until you´ve finished 

-”im..really sorry, mc…it wont happen again” 

-it felt as if a huge weight had been lifted from your shoulders, as you reply by once again leaning on him. 


• but in reality he whispered to the members to laugh even if it wasn’t funny just to get your attention bc omg u looked so lovely your the type of person him mom says are the best aw
• when it came to asking you out, he went around using his connections and asking what your fave song was and when he found out he started to practice for hours and hours on end but the morning of the event, he lost his voice and had a semi panic attack right there bc tHIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT LIKE THIS:((((
• but the members saw that coming bc guys lbr he’s been singing with no end for this, he was bound to lose it someday so they secretly recorded him singing in the practices and gave it to him in cd form and he was grateful and he went running to u and gave u the cd to listen to and afterwards u were like “Seungkwan, that was beautiful but-” “wILL YOU GO OUT W ME??”
• and ofc u say yes bc who wouldn’t
• and he’s super duper happy that he tries to sing a song describe his feelings but his voice just wouldn’t come out and ur like o no let’s get you rested
• took you to Jeju for your first date obviously, and it was really great you guys literally went EVERYWHERE but his mom wasn’t there :( but he was like thATS OK YOULL MEET HER NEXT TIME
• you guys tried to visit all the dol hareubangs in Jeju and made a wish, you didn’t know each other’s but you guys actually wished for the same thing - for your family and friends, and for your relationship to last a v v v v long time (which it will ;))))
• much like one of the episodes on ‘where is my friend’s island’, seungkwan started to freak out and fan boy over the small things he remembered from his time in Jeju
• and you think he’s the cutest little bun in the world aw
• feeds you all the food Jeju is well known for and insists you try everything and ur like iM FUL- and he stuffs another thing in your mouth
• it was the best time you’ve had in ages and it was way better since boo seungkwan was there :))
• calls you the cringiest things ever just to watch u go red and get embarrassed lol
• yoUR FIRST KISS OH MY GOD IT WAS SO CUTE ok so you all know how he’s a family man, someone who cares about his family and his relationships, so it would only be fitting that he missed you when seventeen was flying back from a country or a place they performed in, you were waiting for him in the airport and the second the two of you saw each other, you guys started running and when you met he just kissed you right there because it had been wAY TO LONG SO MANY NIGHTS OF CALLS AND VIDEO CHATS BUT ITS NEVER AS GOOD AS SEEING YOU IN PERSON AWAWAW
• turns into a shy little boy when it comes to skinship he’s all like really ?? rig-right now ??? u-H //gaps it
• has a habit of turning every sentence into a song, his knowledge of songs is so big he cAN TURN EVERYTHING INTO A SONG AND UR LIKE HOW DO U DO THAT
• “babe! funny story, I was walking down the street-”
• “hey look at that airplane-”
• “…. ahem anyway”
• his favourite type of kiss is the kiss where he grabs your cheeks, squishes them really hard until your lips are puckered like a fish and he kisses u bc yOURE SO CUTE U LITTLE BUN
• you know those really rEALLY tight hugs that squeeze all the air out of you and make you feel like your gonna die, but at the same time are really sweet types of hugs? yeah he likes those too.
• “//huggles//”
• “-mmf! can’t,,, breathe!”
• likes hamburgers and suggests (even if he knows that answer is no) if you can eat them.
• “babe we can’t eat hamburgers for dessert.”
• also likes summer and fall, is in his element in those seasons like he’s all ready with them scented candles for fall and them swag sunglasses for summer. always rants and raves about all the stuff you two could do together when those seasons roll around.
• and ur just like its the beginning of winter, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
• challenges you to basketball shoot outs and when you win he can’t accept it bc hIS PRIDE IS SO HURT HE SPENT AGES BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE WOULD CRUSH U BUT U GO AHEAD AND BEAT HIM??!!!!
• but when you lose he’s so supportive bc he doesn’t want you feeling bad so he’s like, you were just warming up that’s why, you’ll do so much better next time y/n, I believe in you!
• obviously likes his best friend hansol, you could tell they were close the second you met seungkwan. you didn’t want to say anything but you could sense hansol giving you the mean eye because he wAS SEUNGKWANS BFF WHO DO U THINK U R
• but when u ask him if he wanted to spend time with your bf he was like offt no I could care less
• and ur like suRE
• dislikes tomatoes with a passion, obviously cause he’s allergic. when there’s some tomato in his sandwich or in his salad or smthn, he’ll place them on your plate to eat o of habit bc he doesn’t like the food going to waste and yOU LUV THEM SO YAY
• secretly made a cd of him singing all ur favourite songs and went to the place you worked and played it through the speakers and everyone just stops what they’re doing and is like ??
• and ur even more confused bc u recognise that voice ??
• then it suddenly dawns on u that it’s ur boyfriend singing those songs and ur heart melts and ur just standing there staring at the speaker while everyone’s working around u and u don’t notice bc ur so into the music but seungkwan is sneaking behind u w a bouquet of flowers and when the songs finished he wraps his arms round u and ur so happy bC U HAVENT SEEN HIM IN AGES
• and ur co-workers are all like wtf yalls are relationship goals
• has an addiction to his mom. it sounds like a bad thing, but it really isn’t. It’s adorable. you often walk in on him having video chatting her and he’s all like “I miss you.” and she’s all like, “me too, take care of y/n” and you just smile and walk away bc this was a special moment u didn’t want to ruin :))))<3333
• hates couple clothing with a passion. he doesn’t know what it is but you secretly think hansol is rubbing off on him bc now he thinks it’s not cool.
• like he dismisses it so fast u don’t even get to finish ur sentence
• “ooh! look at thes-”
• “no.”
• “what about those-”
• “no.”
• “w-”
• when Seungkwan gets jealous, he’ll try to laugh it off as if it’s nothing. though inside its kinda killing him bc nobody can make u smile like that except for hIM and nobody should be touching ur shoulder like that except for hIM. but he’ll act like it doesn’t bother him except u know, u know because you’ve watched him for so long you can recognise his change in mood. he’s not as happy as he was before and u stop him and tell him that you love him and he has nothing to worry about
• and he’s back to his old self again !! bc he trusts that you mean what u say awawawawaw
• his background photo is a photo or photos of you doing the most ordinary things in the world. doing the dishes, sleeping, standing there, yawning, sneezing and he collaged it all into one big photo and is pretty much u doing uninteresting stuff lol when u saw it u were like wHY IN THE WORLD WOULD U DO THAT TO ME and he’s all like WHAAAT U LOOK GREAT I LOVE IT WHEN UR ACTING LIKE URSELF <<<<<333333
• your phone background photo was a photo of the two of u that one time they did a performance and u were in the crowd and they were singing 20 then he spotted u amongst the people and started singing to u and a fan took a photo and it was sO CUTE BC SEUNGKWAN WAS SINGING W SO MUCH EMOTION AND U WERE LIKE SMILING ALL TESRY EYED BC OHMYGOD U LOVE HIM
• always remembers every members’ birthdays and is so on top of buying presents and he forcefully drags u round and asks for ur opinion on his present and ur like babe idk u know them better than I do
• u get all whiny tho bc u didn’t really wanna go birthday shopping so early so everytime u go w him he buys u food bc he’s the best boyfriend ever
• sings like an angel to lull you to sleep
• it puts a lot of pressure on him since he’s a main vocal in seventeen, to make it worse he always has to refrain from looking tired or upset, since he is the mood maker too. he always has to put on a happy smile around the members to lift their spirits even if he’s feeling sick or upset. he practices way too hard and often visits the hospital due to throat aches, your always there for him when he needs you and he’s forever grateful for that.
• “you know, you can talk to me about how you feel right?”
• “yeah, yeah, I know. but I have to keep strong and happy for the members, you know?”
• ur first fight with Seungkwan would most likely be due to the fact that he took a joke too far, you two were probably doing some harmless bickering but he said an insult that hit a little too close to home and you got upset and he got upset bc it was just a joke
• he then left to let u both cool down bc that’s what his mom always said to do, in case he did something he would regret
• then came back after a few days and apologised bc he missed u ;_;
• “I’m sorry, whatever I said was just a joke, okay? I love you so much and I can’t afford to lose you.”
• seungkwan loves u so much, if it isn’t already obvious. he would go to the end of the universe and back just to see you smile, without you in his life he would probably be v sad v v v sad due to all the stress he can’t relieve and rant out. you’re always a shoulder to cry on, a friend to laugh with, and most of all a person to grow old with. he depends on you a lot, since he’s a growing boy himself and he may not know everything, but he does know you two are meant to be together forever, and you know that too.


ahhh you’re all lovely! sorry my replies are always late, and these aren’t even all the wonderful messages otl - if yours isn’t on here, know that i read it and i love you ;3;

no one asked for this but i wanted to say something after all the heartbreaking messages i’ve gotten, and this is sort of my collective, Serious response:

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

So then what would pennys relationship with all her aunts and uncles be like? (Maya zay lucas morgan josh eric shawn etc)

Specifically Penny? Okay let’s see

  • Maya 9000% believes this is basically her child omfg
  • Cried for three days straight after Riley gave birth
  • The second she started to calm down, the baby opened her eyes for the first time to reveal she got Farkle’s eyes, and Maya broke down all over again omg someone help her
  • Before her actual kids were born, 90% of all her social media was just pictures of Penny
  • She tagged every single picture #PrincessPenelope
  • Riley and Farkle had no idea but every time Maya offered to babysit, she was trying to train the kid to say her name
  • So when Riley and Farkle are just hanging out one day and Penny says her first word, and instead of “mama or dada” it was ‘Maya’ they lowkey flipped omg
  • Well I mean Riley was cracking up but Farkle called her yelling about how rude this is lmao
  • Maya’s always prepared to help Penny when she’s caught in the whacky situations that come along with a sitcom family
  • And if she finds out too late to help her, will respond to a recounting of the events with “That’s my girl!”
  • Sometimes just fucking flies across the country to take her shopping for a ‘girls day’, gives her parents no word or warning
  • When talking about her with Riley and Farkle, will address her as “Our child” omfg
  • Penny runs to her every time things get too weird because like who else knows how to handle her parents???
  • Every time Farkle turns into the Over Protective Father™, Maya is prepared to drag him on Penny’s behalf
  • Has been spoiling the life out of her since she was still in utero
  • Taught her to paint
  • Just really adores her goddaughter beyond belief and Penny thinks she’s the coolest aunt ever
  • Okay so Zay
  • Zay is always filled with unbridled worry over all of Riley and Farkle’s kids omfg
  • Partly because he’s unsure how to express how much he adores them, Partly because he’s not wrong in believing Riley and Farkle’s kids would get into some weird situations, Partly because he thinks they’re all so sweet and pure that some Karmic balance would try to ruin them omfg
  • Every time he’s left alone with one of them, let alone all of them, he is 100% that drunk girl from the buzzfeed puppy video crying “I CANT PROTECT THEM”
  • So omg okay so when Penny was born he just refused to hold her
  • Because he just knew he would drop her
  • He was like “I’m gonna find some way to ruin this I’ll just be the uncle that loves her from a distance”
  • Like he didn’t even hug this kid until she was like 3 holy shit
  • He’s just so scared of hurting her because she looks like a little Porcelain Doll. And one day when she’s like five he somehow managed to be tricked into babysitting her alone right. His nerves are on edge but as the day goes on he starts to relax
  • And all is going fine until she drops a plate or whatever and glass is all over the kitchen floor
  • So he had to instinctually pick her up because he didn’t want her to step on the glass right
  • Except that really caught her off guard so she jumped as he grabbed her which shook his balance so they both fell ALL OVER THE FUCKING GLASS SHARDS
  • And honestly like the kid was fine but he’s freaking out and rushes her to the emergency room whilst leaving a voicemail on Riley’s phone “I’M SORRY BUT I THINK I KILLED YOUR CHILD” omfg
  • So he’s a wreck at the hospital and once Riley and Farkle get there and learn that their child is in fact alive they aren’t sure whether to murder Zay or laugh at his emotional pacing in the waiting room
  • So he never agrees to babysit again and he never loosens up about worrying over Penny but they do have fun when he’s at the house
  • Always helps her cheat at board games
  • Always ready to side with Farkle when he’s in Protective Dad mode and reaffirms for him how awful teenage boys are
  • No one told Zay when she was going on her first date and he just occasionally walks into their house with no warning right so he walked in to see Penny all dressed up and Farkle interrogating a boy and Zay honestly just gasped dramatically and fainted on the spot
  • Riley threw a blanket on him and they just left him there
  • Honestly just very always worried and caring uncle yay Zay
  • Okay Lucas is sorta similar to Zay on this one
  • Like one time he agreed to babysit when she was a couple months old and the door closes, they’re gone, and he stands in the same spot looking down at this teeny tiny baby in his arms for like 30 minutes without moving
  • And then just whispers “I am a very large man and you are a very small baby this was not a good plan”
  • So he’s always convinced he’s gonna accidentally hurt her omfg
  • Also he’s always a little uncomfortable around her and her siblings because he lowkey still finds it shocking that Riley and Farkle are together in the first place
  • Always covers her ears if someone is saying 'bad words’
  • Even when she’s like 20 and she’s actually the one saying the 'bad words’ omg
  • Sends the most ridiculous birthday presents because wtf does he know about girls???
  • “Do I just send money??? A pretty dress??? More hair dye??? Do you like card games??? Have you grown out of stuffed animals??? Do you want another real animal???? Would a time share in Hawaii do??? IS THE DEED TO MY HOUSE OKAY???”
  • One time got emotionally blackmailed into participating in her ballet recital
  • And when he’s done with school he doesn’t really see her in person that much anymore, and when he sees her in person for like the first time in years she’s like 16 and he just walked into a restaurant and accidentally interrupted her date and he just SCREAMS because she was kissing the boy when he saw her
  • And she’s sees him and is like “not another one” omfg
  • Penny claims he’s basically the embodiment of Joey from Full House
  • She also gets into political debates with him on facebook omg
  • Altogether tho he thinks she’s swell
  • Morgan is still very busy systematically dismantling the Patriarchy in 8 inch heels, she will be until she’s dead, but she adores her great niece omfg
  • Was one of the only people who didn’t immediately respond to Riley’s pregnancy with anger (the others being Farkle and Eric)
  • Sends Penny ridiculously expensive designer clothes like “oh I was in Paris for work and I thought of you!!!”
  • One time Penny was home alone in mourning bc her boyfriend cheated on her, she texted Morgan for emotional support, and Morgan’s response was to order all the desserts Domino’s has, send them to Penny’s place already paid for, and then texted Penny a picture of the street address of her ex captioned “I’ll handle it” and Penny has never stopped laughing about it
  • The boy also may or may not have ever been seen again
  • OMG when Penny was a little kid and Morgan occasionally helped babysit, she was that super involved babysitter that puts on whole productions with hand puppets and stuff it was so cute
  • So yeah they’re tight
  • Josh is Penny’s godfather and he ADORES HER
  • Like omfg he cannot handle how cute she is
  • Buys her giant stuffed animals
  • Taught her how to play piano and now they’re working on guitar
  • Takes so many pictures
  • Makes really bad “godfather” themed jokes at her all the time
  • Somehow manages to get her concert tickets to all her favorite performers every birthday or holiday, no matter the fact the show has been sold out for months. Will never reveal his secret
  • She calls him for help just as much as she calls Maya and Morgan
  • Taught her to parrot curse words when she was a bay, found it hysterical, made a bunch of youtube videos
  • A pro at painting her nails because Riley used to make him paint hers all the time lmao
  • Has taken her to quite a few classic movie fests
  • She knows he’s the cool uncle, no debate
  • Eric basically has to stop himself from crying every time he’s in the same room as her because she looks so much like Riley omg
  • Basically agrees with Zay that all the riarkle children are too sweet and pure and everyone should be on constant guard lest Karma tries to fuck something up
  • One time somehow managed to acquire a baby elephant for her birthday party
  • But he didn’t tell anyone he was doing this so like
  • One day she just woke up and there was a baby elephant standing in her bedroom
  • Staying true to his bad uncle jokes, he’ll usually refer to her as “Nickel” or “Quarter” or some other form of currency
  • Takes her to the zoo whenever he can bc he knows she loves animals
  • OMG when she was a couple days old he was the only one visiting in the hospital at one point and Riley and Farkle were conked out so he just tried to keep the baby entertain for a few hours and in that time he counted the exact number of freckles on her face and now whenever a new one pops up from age/the sun/whatever he gets really distressed
  • So yeah Penny thinks he’s great I mean come on who doesn’t love Eric
  • S h a w n
  • If you thought Shawn had no idea how to act with Riley, you can only imagine how ridiculous he is with Penny omg
  • Always super torn what to get her as presents because “Little girls like barbies right?? Or will she think I’m enforcing gender roles???”
  • He’ll make facebook statuses about being a cool uncle and she will DRAG HIM (A talent well learned from her mother)
  • He’s just always so panicky around her because he doesn’t know how to express emotions properly but he also doesn’t want her to think he hates her like Riley did
  • And after a while like they never really connect on anything because he can’t think of a way how to??? So he thinks she hates him
  • And this goes on for a few years and he’s always beating himself up because in his mind he failed to connect with his best friend’s granddaughter and now it’s too late for them to have a relationship because he’s probably a loser footnote in her life
  • And then one day he gets a manila envelope in the mail and it’s a bunch of pictures right
  • And she wrote a letter saying she took all of them and some place is gonna display/sell them soon and ’“Thanks for inspiring me with photography Uncle Shawn!!! <3 ” and he just sOBS
  • UGH
  • And so yeah Shawn is an awkward little gem but Penny still loves him awww
  • fin