we stuffed our faces with pasta and pizza (and strawberry lemon drops) and talked about future stuff and our incredibly cute kid and how we can help each other right now. such a good date!!!! I love him. what a guy!
Put your songs on shuffle, answer the questions, tag five people 1. TITLE OF THE FIRST SONG EXPLAINS HOW YOU’RE FEELING TODAY: Hot Hot Hot - the Cure 2. SECOND SONG DESCRIBES YOUR LOVE LIFE: Jack You Up - MSI (wooooooooooow) 3. THIRD WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR WEDDING: Hey Lacey - Electric Century (great choice, but not getting married tho) 4. ADD ‘IN MY PANTS’ TO THE TITLE: The Hungry GhostIn My Pants - The Cure (Anatomy of a fall aesthetic tbh) 5. WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL: It Gets Worse - MSI (!!!rude!!!) 6. IS YOUR THEME SONG: Planetary Go - MCR 7. WILL BE PLAYED WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMEONE: Here Is No Why - the Smashing Pumpkins
Canada goose update! The Canada goose that arrived with a gunshot wound to the face is doing very well. The wound is closing fast and signs are looking good for the future. Our vet team are continuing to clean and rinse the wound every two days and we have high hopes that it won’t be long until it can go back to the wild!
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How well do we know each other?: Well enough I’d say. I’ve known you since you were just an escort with dreams of making it as a singer and look where we are now.
Do you have a pet name for me?: Babycakes
Do I have a pet name for you?: I call you babycakes back more jokingly than anything
Are you attracted to me?: Very much so
Why do you want to marry me?: Because I love you. And I don’t want those fangirls getting any ideas about trying to steal you away from me. But mostly because I love you.
Big wedding or Small wedding?: Small. I don’t need a large wedding. Just us at the courthouse would be enough for me as long as we still went on a honeymoon.
Do you see children in our future?: Other than Snoopy? Yes. I’d like a child or two.
Can you defeat me in a duel?: If I distract you with my breasts I imagine yes I could.
“You beat me to it Babycakes.” He told her with a grin as he knelt down on the ground and pulled out a ring box he’d been in possession of for weeks now. “Whaddya say? Wanna marry me?” He asked with a smirk and opened the box to reveal an emerald and diamond engagement ring.
Morpheus: Mom, you can’t trust Dad–he’s evil and he’ll destroy us
Rumple: Son, you’re a first-trimester fetus. You don’t have a prefrontal cortex, which means you have no concept of good and evil. And how the hell do you even recognize me? You’ve spent your entire existence sealed in a bag of amniotic fluid.
Morpheus: You know how children of true love have superpowers? Well, mine’s X-ray vision.
Rumple: I see. That only leaves the question of how you know what our future holds.
Morpheus: Also divination.
Belle: This is all wrong. So very, very wrong.
Rumple: I know. Our baby’s such a jerk!
Belle: No, not that. Am I the only one who was expecting a girl?
Okay, that does it. I’m going to have to get back to work on my long-neglected OUAT parody, if only for the opportunity to poke fun at this crazy scene.
I promised my girlfriend that I wouldn't ever try to kill myself again, I promised her that we would have our future together and that I'll always love her, but I've already planned my suicide I feel like I can't face her without draining myself even more. I feel like she deserves a better girlfriend than me and I feel so selfish for all of this. It's disgusting
Please listen. You are not selfish. You are doing the best you can and you probably have been for a long time. Let the right people help you. I don’t know you and all of the hardships you’ve had to bear, I know you’ve thought so much about this and you’re just completely exhausted, but I beg you to just pause everything and think just a little longer about it. Just a little. A week, even. In the shittiness of it all, there must be something that makes you feel like breathing. The feeling of running straight down a massive hill. That one book you read as a kid that always stuck with you. Apple picking. Your girlfriend. Please hold onto that. There’s more than that, I promise you. I can’t promise you much, but I can say that I’ve found myself unable to move forward time after time, I didn’t care about anything, everything was too noisy, too hard, too much and I just wanted to shut it off. But I didn’t, and I’m not saying everything magically got better (or even consistent) but I waited long enough to experience more things, and by grace I found that things do change. Environments change, people grow, you grow. Leave room for this to happen. I’m sorry I can’t be of any help. But my heart truly goes out to you. Here is a list of suicide hotlines worldwide just in case.
Where to begin? This is incredible. Why
have I not seen this show already?
The curtain opens upon the birth of our
hero, who receives a less than welcome reception from her father, who was
hoping for a son to inherit his role in the royal guard. After a dramatic
little tantrum of disappointment, he succumbs to the first stage of grief;