Imagine a holtzbert wedding!! Patty is Holtz maid of honor and Abby is Erin's. Who do you think will cry the most?
- holtz wears the goddamnest (yes thats a word) nicest, sharpest looking white suit that patty helped her pick out. and when erin see’s her as she walks the isle she’s just “holy shit” in the middle of the procession. kevin on her arm walking her down just grins and abby snorts at erin’s open mouth and how loud she actually said it
- but holtz is just “oh boy. oh my god” patty elbows her bc holtz can’t stop staring at how gorgeous erin looks in the knee short, white, laced dress with flowers in her hair
- tbh patty cries the most bc “its just so BEAUTIFUL”
- abby is the one discreetly wiping her eyes but still rolling them when patty asks for more tissues
- kevin sobs and wipes his eyes through his glasses.
- patty: “you okay kev?” “pats you’re gonna *sniff* have to speak up, I’m wiping my eyes” “omg”
- oh and when they kiss erin pretends like she doesn’t feel her cheeks wetten from holtz crying softly into the kiss bc she found love and a family and erin is her home and she’s just very overwhelmed
- end me