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people don’t understand how legitimately terrified I am of crabs 

like you have these cute buggers and i get it

adorable

but then you get to the FUCKINGTERRIFYINGSATANSSEACREATURESOFDEATHWHY

WHY DO YOU EXIST EXCEPT FOR TO SCARE CHILDREN

I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR PURPOSE YOU LOOK LIKE UNDERWATER SPIDERS YOU WOULD FIND IN THE RIVER STYX

THIS ONE’S LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

BTS in a club
  • Namjoon:*breaks 3 glasses*
  • Yoongi:stfu I'm trying to sleep
  • Seokjin:there are girls, I look good, everything is great
  • Hoseok:aye all the ladies come at me
  • Jimin:why is it suddenly so hot? *starts stripping*
  • Jungkook:grapes over those ladies
  • Taehyung:where is the bathroom?
Who would you be to EXO according to your sign

Aries: Baekhyun’s hand twin
Taurus: Sehun’s fanboy crush
Gemini: The real picasso that out shined Kris
Cancer: The love of Kai’s life but he is too busy to notice you
Leo: Luhan’s toilet paper and lotion 
Virgo: Lay’s fairy 
Libra: Chen’s noona
Scorpio: Tao’s Sugar Daddy/Mommy
Sagittarius: Suho’s spoiled brat
Capricorn: The Dara to Chanyeol 
Aquarius: Xiumin’s personal trainer 
Pisces: D.O’s secret partner in crime

-Admin Tomato xxx