this-is-not-funny

people don’t understand how legitimately terrified I am of crabs 

like you have these cute buggers and i get it

adorable

but then you get to the FUCKINGTERRIFYINGSATANSSEACREATURESOFDEATHWHY

WHY DO YOU EXIST EXCEPT FOR TO SCARE CHILDREN

I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR PURPOSE YOU LOOK LIKE UNDERWATER SPIDERS YOU WOULD FIND IN THE RIVER STYX

THIS ONE’S LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

BTS in a club
  • Namjoon:*breaks 3 glasses*
  • Yoongi:stfu I'm trying to sleep
  • Seokjin:there are girls, I look good, everything is great
  • Hoseok:aye all the ladies come at me
  • Jimin:why is it suddenly so hot? *starts stripping*
  • Jungkook:grapes over those ladies
  • Taehyung:where is the bathroom?