this-is-not-funny

“average bisexual sleeps with 30 people per year” factoid actualy just statistical error.  average bisexual sleeps with maybe 1 to 3 people per year.  Georg Lord Byron, who self-exiles from puritannical england & sleeps with 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

people don’t understand how legitimately terrified I am of crabs 

like you have these cute buggers and i get it

adorable

but then you get to the FUCKINGTERRIFYINGSATANSSEACREATURESOFDEATHWHY

WHY DO YOU EXIST EXCEPT FOR TO SCARE CHILDREN

I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR PURPOSE YOU LOOK LIKE UNDERWATER SPIDERS YOU WOULD FIND IN THE RIVER STYX

THIS ONE’S LOOKING AT ME FUNNY