I've been playing Metal Gear Solid 3 and I'm like 100% now that Ocelot is gay.

Attractive female wearing perfume with boobs out? Pfft this bitch is trying to flirt
Snake appears
Turns into a puppy dog begging for his owner to pay attention to him
Not to mention the outfit is on point and he brings a fucking decorative gun to combat I can’t
And he meows
He literally meows
Baby major Ocelot is too much