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anonymous asked:

more hot topic au headcanons pls

WHEEZES OK 

perfect because @mayoffnaise just threatened me and i cant disappoint my spouse

  • k so like ive said before hunk works at mcdonalds
    • how he got the job was because one time him, lance and pidge were eating there and the place experienced a machine malfunction for ice cream
    • the staff was like “we’re sorry but sundaes are unavailable until the machine is fixed”
    • AND HUNK WAS LIKE “NO SUNDAES? THIS IS AN ATROCITY. I’M HANDLING THIS” and he rolls up his fuckin sleeves because no one comes between hunk and his fuckin sundaes
      • he fixes the fucking ice cream machine
        • mcdonalds literally throws the job offering at him
          • hunk gets free sundaes whenever he wants
            • pidge and lance like to mooch off him for that
  • one time shiro walked into forever 21 lookin for allura so he could give her bag that she forgot at their store 
    • all of allura’s co-workers literally fought over who gets to “take that off of shiro’s hands”
      • like there was a literal fight in the middle of the store
      • and allura just walks by and is like “oh thanks shiro” and takes her bag back
  • surprisingly Lance is one of Coran’s most loyal customers because Lance always buys new manga and comic books from his bookstore
    • Allura likes to stop by and talk to Coran about classic literature
      • tHEYRE SHAKESPEARE BUDDIES
  • keith has an ex (dUN DUN DUNNNN) 
    • Ex lowkey stalked him for a while because he wanted to get back together 
    • keith hates his fuckin guts
      • one time Ex visited hot topic to look for Keith and Lance came in while the two of them were talking
      • CUE IN ANGRY BOYFRIEND LANCE
      • “eXCUSE ME U EXPIRED POPTART WHAT U THINK U DOIN WITH MY BOYFRIEND :^)))))))))))))))))”
  • when Lance isn’t wearing his stupid weeb merch and clothes - he actually has good fashion sense
    • keith thinks its hot af
      • especially bc Lance looks fine™ at their dates
  • klance got together courtesy of pidge, hunk and shiro
    • they set the losers up for a blind date
      • they go to an arcade 
        • LANCE AND THE CLAW MACHINE ARE ENEMIES TILL DEATH
        • keith ends up grabbing an mp3 player and lance is raging bc hes p sure this game is slander
        • dANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
        • japanese photobooth u kno where im getting with this
        • some person mistook keith for an anime character and lance could not stop laughing 
          • keith was kicking him while hes on the floor but lance is still dying
      • they go to lance’s apartment bc keith needs to ”experience the religious holiness of anime”
        • makes him watch death note
        • COUCH SMOOCH
        • COUCH SMOOCH GETS INTERRUPTED BECAUSE OF PIDGE CALLING “SO Y’ALL FUCK YET OR WHAT”
  • tfw gamestop is a pokestop and lance and pidge try to make profit outta that shit
    • “MUST LEAVE TIP IF POKESTOP IS USED”
    • pidge literally built a machine that keeps track of who’s using pokemon go at gamestop

oh man this was long aNYWA Y  I HOPE THESE ARE OK

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♡ jimin from future hearts ♡ I hope these translate well on other devices/monitors, these are my first digital drawings & fan art so I’m sorry they aren’t super great (+ i did these on my kindle w/ an art app lmao) I also hope it’s okay I changed the tattoos from your edits, they were a pain & i re-did them like 14-15 times??? I kind of got the hang of them in the second drawing, yet they still look like crap. ;-; I’ll do much better on Jungkook, i promise. But I hope you like these anyways & thank you for your amazing writing! 💕

@bangtanlegion I CRY YOU HURT ME, THIS IS AMAZING :”) THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE LOVELY AND PERFECT AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING

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@drexm-eater​ | cont.

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    The materialization of his keyblade was, well, a complete fluke–and an obvious one too, else he could’ve played it off and held up the façade that he actually knew what the hell he was doing. 

     Much like he was attempting now. Keyword: attempt. 

     { It didn’t last long. That was to be expected. }

     In the middle of the spell, he’d momentarilly forgotten the small, important fact that, oh yeah, he was holding a fucking keyblade, not his beloved chakrams. The spell was cast, his keyblade pointed forward { he thought he had to throw the damn thing } and the last second before tossing, he realized that, oh, nope, and well…

     Huh, Riku had a ton a patience. But then again, the last time he set someone on fire, they’d died a tragically horrible yet funny {–Stop that. You’re one of the good guy’s now, remember? } death, and this was pretty darn minor in comparison. 

     “Uh, right, my bad.” Lea apologized with a sheepish laugh as his gloved hand rubbed the back of his neck. Man, to think he claimed to be a natural at this…

     “Alright, alright, i’m focusin’.” He assured, squinting his eyes and drawing his brows together in what looked to be like a little too much concentration. His grip was much too harsh on the handle, but could you blame him? He didn’t want it to end up wedged in a wall, or clattered on the floor after it hit somebody in the face.

     But before he could actually do anything, he groaned. “This is literally impossible.” Said in an exasperated huff, and long over his faux confidence in the Art of the Keyblade. Sense the sarcasm?

     “How long did you have to learn how to wield one a’ these? Because this thing came out of nowhere, and Yensid’s been on me to grasp it like, overnight.” Alright, so maybe he was exaggerating a little bit, but again, wasn’t he the only keyblade wielder who had a different weapon before? Excuses, excuses.

The Foyle’s War fandom made me do it. Listening to Glenn Miller 1938-42, drinking apple cider. It’s all your fault. 

calyspso  asked:

my percabeth headcanon is that annabeth is ace and so they so a whole lot more other intimate stuff than like everyone else would lol

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anonymous asked:

Right, so I was gonna call Vic a fuckboy cos of the last chapter but then you go and post that heart throbbing chapter and I'm dying from feels and it's not cool ok? Vic is just too perfect I can't *sighs*

He’s still a bit of a fuckboy

I generally think all guys are fuckboys tho