Darcy/Steve, Neighbors AU

for @freudensteins-monster

When her landlady had rented out the other half of the duplex Darcy was living in, she worried that she’d have to put up with a noisy neighbor.  

She’d never in her life worried about putting up with a hot neighbor.  Like, seriously…who has that kind of problem?  

Darcy Lewis, apparently. Someone needed to say something to Steve Rogers.  It was criminal, how he walked around outside in shorts with no shirt.  Doing push-ups and yard-work. Mowing the lawn.  Hers too.

It was getting out of hand. Not that Darcy was ACTUALLY complaining, mind you.  But it was getting out of hand, nonetheless.  

[part 2]