I was tagged by @theblackmagicofmulhollanddrive and @sunshineross (on my other account @ryanrossslippingonwetgrass ) for the 11 questions thing so I figured I’d put both of their questions into one post, so here goes:

( @theblackmagicofmulhollanddrive)

1. fave song?
C'mon by P!ATD and Fun.
2. fave p!atd era?
3. what do you wanna do for a living one day?
Idk. Maybe start a bakery.
4. fave movie?
Paper Towns
5. opinion of sarah urie?
6. would you ever dye your hair?
I have and I would like to again.
7. height?
5’ 2"
8. opinion of halsey?
9. fave color?
10. fave food?
11. would you ever get a tattoo?
Yes, many.

( @sunshineross)

1. what was the first CD you ever bought?
2. what tv show are you watching at the moment?
The Walking Dead
3. what was your first pet called?
4. what’s your favourite flower?
Daisies or Sunflowers
5. what’s your favourite item of clothing?
My black skater skirt
6. what do your bedsheets look like at the moment?
They are neatly made up :)
7. how would you react if you met your favourite band member?
I would cry, a lot.
8. where abouts in the world would you like to travel to?
Seattle, ya know, because weed and rain.
9. if you had to describe your ideal lunch or dinner, what would you want to eat?
I would like to eat cereal and while cuddling on the couch with my favorite person.
10. do you have a favourite perfume?
I do not.
11. how do you celebrate christmas?
I have a big party with my extended family on Christmas Eve and then I stay at home with my parents and my brothers on Christmas Day.

Here are my questions:

1. Have you ever been in love?
2. If you were to dye your hair an abnormal color what would it be?
3. Do you like nighttime or daytime better?
4. Would you fuck V&V era Brendon?
6. Do you like coffee or tea more?
7. What would your perfect morning be like?
8. Do you like the forest or beach better?
9. Do you see yourself in a relationship in 5 years?
10. How many times have you cried in the past month?
11. Is your room clean or messy?

I only have 1 mutual so I’m just gonna tag my favorite accounts: @fuckward
@urieboner @trippingeyes @jinglebells-jingleballs @trademistake @actualbrendonurie @officialvicesandvirtues @ryanrosscomplicatesme @i-write-uries-not-tragedies @youngveins @intimate–roses

(Sorry if some of these are a little too personal)
Store-bought is Fine - ereshai - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Phil Coulson, Clint Barton
Additional Tags: Fluff, Cookies, Bad Cooking, Christmas Cookies
Series: Part 4 of The Christmas Cookie Capers

Clint is bad at baking - really bad. Phil just has to figure out how to tell him

Hey look, it’s my Feelstide fic. :)

Nobody really knows how the alphabetical order came to be. Some speculate it was adapted from a series of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, but while linguists know certain sections of it (including a,b,c,d,e,f) have stayed the same since at least the 8th century BCE, why they originally ended up in that order is still a mystery. Source

things said on skype starters. 

❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞
❝ Meant to be. ❞
❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞
❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞
❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞
❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞
❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞
❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞
❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞
❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞
❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞
❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞
❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞
❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞
❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞
❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞
❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞
❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞
❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞
❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞
❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞
❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞
❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞
❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞
❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞
❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞
❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞
❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞
❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞
❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞
❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞
❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞
❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞
❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞
❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞
❝ May the gay be with us. ❞
❝ Get your ass back here. ❞
❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞
❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞
❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking
penis. ❞
❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞
❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞
❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞
❝ Stab him. ❞
❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞
❝ I’m so gay. ❞
❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞
❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞
❝ Listen bitch. ❞
❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞
❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞
❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞
❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞
❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞


Mulan fan art finally done! I really love this movie, it’s my most favorite! A courageous girl who pretended to be a boy to save his father and saved the country! 

My first batch of Disney Princess series is done, next theme will be the princess are looking away instead of looking at the viewer. ❤️

I’ll draw Rapunzel, Tiana/Merida and Belle next 💖

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I found peace in solitude. *mostly plus sizes*

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a $27 / b $11 / c $26 / d $17 / e $25 / f $62 / g $14 / h $8 / i $19 / j $23 / k $15 / l $50 / m $22 / n $47 / o $38 / p $36 / q $65 / r $21 / s $28 / t $25 / u $16 /  v $20 / w $60 / x $25 / y $16 / z $25 / aa $13 / ab $56 / ac $18 / ad $19 / ae $17 / af $14 / ag $33 / ah $14 / ai $20 / aj $25 / ak $25 / al $13 / am $35 / an $30 / ao $20

“You and me, let’s marry in the space station” - Saeyoung/Seven to MC *cries*

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