1. fave song?
C'mon by P!ATD and Fun.
2. fave p!atd era?
VICES AND VIRTUES
3. what do you wanna do for a living one day?
Idk. Maybe start a bakery.
4. fave movie?
5. opinion of sarah urie?
S H E I S M Y M O T H E R
6. would you ever dye your hair?
I have and I would like to again.
8. opinion of halsey?
F U C K M E U P B A B E
9. fave color?
10. fave food?
11. would you ever get a tattoo?
1. what was the first CD you ever bought?
2. what tv show are you watching at the moment?
The Walking Dead
3. what was your first pet called?
4. what’s your favourite flower?
Daisies or Sunflowers
5. what’s your favourite item of clothing?
My black skater skirt
6. what do your bedsheets look like at the moment?
They are neatly made up :)
7. how would you react if you met your favourite band member?
I would cry, a lot.
8. where abouts in the world would you like to travel to?
Seattle, ya know, because weed and rain.
9. if you had to describe your ideal lunch or dinner, what would you want to eat?
I would like to eat cereal and while cuddling on the couch with my favorite person.
10. do you have a favourite perfume?
I do not.
11. how do you celebrate christmas?
I have a big party with my extended family on Christmas Eve and then I stay at home with my parents and my brothers on Christmas Day.
Here are my questions:
1. Have you ever been in love?
2. If you were to dye your hair an abnormal color what would it be?
3. Do you like nighttime or daytime better?
4. Would you fuck V&V era Brendon?
5. TWTLTRTD or DOAB?
6. Do you like coffee or tea more?
7. What would your perfect morning be like?
8. Do you like the forest or beach better?
9. Do you see yourself in a relationship in 5 years?
10. How many times have you cried in the past month?
11. Is your room clean or messy?
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson Characters: Phil Coulson, Clint Barton Additional Tags: Fluff, Cookies, Bad Cooking, Christmas Cookies Series: Part 4 of The Christmas Cookie Capers Summary:
Clint is bad at baking - really bad. Phil just has to figure out how to tell him
Nobody really knows how the
alphabetical order came to be.
Some speculate it was adapted
from a series of ancient Egyptian
hieroglyphics, but while linguists
know certain sections of it
(including a,b,c,d,e,f) have stayed
the same since at least the 8th century
BCE, why they originally ended up in
that order is still a mystery. Source
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