Apparently not a drill
We got lady running up and down the hall yelling “This is MY country and I’m deporting ALL of you.” And we’re waiting on security.
Gurneys are set up outside because everyone is sick today with the flu.
My patient decided that he needed to come in for the flu and reveal to me RIGHT before I d/c’d him that he’s been having 2-3 months of dysuria and penile discharge. WHY. And he’s refusing Tylenol for his fever, refusing cough syrup, demanding antibiotics.
Did I mention the screaming man with the chemical burn on his face?
At least I can kinda laugh about this now?