Okay so this idea popped into my head you guys and I had to.

i am currently very tired it is quite late (1 AM) but this just really needed to happen because my sleepy tired brain said OH HELL YES to this idea and here we are. Im not great at Chibi okay, just leave me be. Also I included Robin because I fuckin love that guy and his work he’s a marvelous human being

It’s also 16 million subs time, which mean probably like five people will actually see my crazed doodle (hello!), so if you don’t think that its absolute crap (I do) drop a like. -scroll on if you don’t want to read about my jack experience, mmkay? Thanks, have fun on tumblr!-

I found Jack at about 3 mil, but the first video I watched was his 1 mil subscriber Draw my Life. He was adorable, and Irish, and I was intruiged. At the time, he was uploading the Deadpool series, and it had just started. So I watched that. And Bully. And all of Stranded Deep, Subnautica, Sims 4, and The Escapists, in a week or so. I loved the energy and spirit that he had, though, to me, he wasn’t all that loud haha.

Flash forward to now, (three? it’s about three, maybe four) years later, and I’m off to college. I still watch Jack daily, usually both videos. Only one if it’s horror, lol, I’m a baby and can’t handle the scares. I still love his energy and spirit, and I appreciate how Jack has matured and grown along with the channel. I hope to continue to watch his content for as long as he makes it.

Oh wow are you still reading this…uh…not sure how to end it… hi? Thank you for taking your time to read this, have a good rest of your day/night in this tag!

yes i know that the can has wrong perspective shut up it’s one in the morning and im trying to draw cut me some slack okay thanks

I need a fic where Supergirl and Livewire exchange hate mail regularly…

Kara randomly just receives a postcard from hawaii or new zealand or france saying: Saw you get beat up on the news… your form is off… coming for ya blondie…

Livewire always hangs around long enough to get return mail, usually on the back of a gaudy greeting card that Kara found in some back alley gift shop, filled with a really bad pun and a quip about Supergirl being in top shape…

Then once a year, they meet up… beat the absolute crap out of each other, then part ways…

2 weeks later, Kara receives another postcard from Tahiti… bet you wish you were here instead of in a hospital bed… that was a nasty fall you took… shame you’re bulletproof…

This is what we need. None of this fandom war crap. It’s absolutely crazy what can be accomplished when we stand together and help each other. Thank you to all the people who don’t follow BTS but are still helping us reach for this amazing goal together. Let’s remember times like this and have each other’s backs. This is what kpop should do. Thank you, EXO-L’s. #KpopFansUnite

I know I’m in the minority here

But the Bughead reconciliation didn’t sit nearly as well with me as it did with a lot of y’all. YES it’s great to see them back together, and I don’t begrudge anyone the happiness they feel at their reunion. But the rekindling of their relationship felt very one-sided for me.

Yeah, they’re together but:

  • He’s not being honest with her about the fact that he not just kissed but hooked up with it sounds like messed around with another girl in the miniscule amount of time they were broken up. Even if he and Toni didn’t have sex, he at least owes Betty that honesty so she knows where they stand (and that he now has more experience than her) (and that her obvious low-grade insecurity about Toni was in some way justified).
  • Furthermore, while it’s great that we’re not going to see him with Toni in that way anymore, that still doesn’t feel settled for me. Like, we still don’t know how he feels, it’s all implied or understood that he didn’t really want her but at no point - from the beginning of their friendship to their hookup – did he draw any kind of line and say, “You know what, we’re just going to be friends.” 
  • Betty fought HARD for Jughead once again in 2x06, but he’s still keeping her at arm’s length, which he’s been doing for the last four episodes. I get that he’s probably skittish but he knows why she broke up with him now. He let her feel like absolute crap for breaking his heart but he wasn’t honest with her either and that’s going to break hers. And that’s not okay. 
  • Did they fix their communication issues at all here? It feels like the whole resolution was “Betty was really mean to Jughead but she made it up to him by showing how ride or die she is so everything can go back to normal now” when that’s not the full story. It makes me feel a little sick to my stomach if that’s where they’re going to leave it.

In Season 1, Bughead worked through their problems by being open with each other. Their chemistry, their spark, their bond was so satisfying because we knew they had a foundation to stand on. It wasn’t just Bughead-for-the-sake-of-Bughead, it was epic frickin’ Bughead. 

This feels like off brand Bughead at best. 

Thanks for listening. 

Bruised Knuckles

This is a lot of smutty smut in honor of @sippingchai‘s birthday! NSFW 18+. Hope you enjoy :-)

           The sheets on his side of the bed were cold, but his scent still lingered, letting me know that he had made it to bed for at least a few hours the night before. I stretched languidly, letting the soft Egyptian cotton stroke my skin, making me shiver. I bit my lip, my nipples pebbling under my top as I pressed my thighs together tightly, trying to relieve the ache that had been plaguing me for three weeks. I’d hoped Shawn would be there when I woke up to quench my insatiable desires, but again I was alone.

           I sighed, lazily getting out of bed and making my way into the bathroom. After putting in my contact lenses and brushing my teeth, I made my way down to the kitchen, craving caffeine. I popped the cup into the Keurig, noticing out of the corner of my eye that the basement door was ajar. Abandoning my mug on the granite countertop, I padded my way down the wooden staircase, hearing the punching bag being hit in the gym. I walked past the home theater and Shawn’s empty studio, standing in the doorway of our gym.

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anonymous asked:

Headcanons for the paladins reactions when their S/o gets hit with some kind of magic and they suddenly become 6?

this is long but you guys deserve it because I’ve been very inactive and busy, but I actually really liked writing this so thank you for the request!!

•ok so it was basically a surprise attack???
•like you all landed on a new planet (Osnora) to go speak with civilians and ask if the Galra had arrived
•the species that resided there were known as Zoagantu! a strangely tall species with large glowing eyes. Which, predominantly, look human like. The only skin color that was strange was the dark blue of the leader.
•and you, Shiro and Hunk were to check out the North part of the village
•you all scared the absolute crap out of their leader, Mayama
•who was some abnormally tall man who in fear, landed to his knees and slammed his hands into the ground, blue wispy magic exploded into a huge wave and just crashed into all of you
•turns out, the leader wasn’t even scared at all. apparently a long time ago his village was given a fortune, that if a visitor were hit with magic, they’d turn into a child, thus being the rightful ruler of that village in the future
•the man stood, pumped his fists and cheered
•shiro “UHM???? NO ? NOT GOOD?”
•you stared at your hands in literal disgust because,,,why?
•you all went back to the castle, along with the leader who spoke with Allura and Coran while staring you down from afar, “wth”
•you were literally grumpy the entire time, but you kind of liked the affection you were getting
•even keith audibly ‘aw’d at you
•GIGGLING from both you and Shiro
•Shiro literally had you on a leash because despite having the same brain/thoughts, you had the equivalent impulse control as a 6 year old
•the leader eventually explained that it should wear off soon, and also, the only way you could’ve turned into a child is if you were of the Zoagantu descent. (Oooo)
•you weren’t fully though, only half, but Humans have more Dominant genes than those on Osnora
•you literally only ate goo the whole time and Hunk hand fed you, you even had to shout at him that you were 6, not 2
•"is this why you said that dumb thread the needle joke" “pidge, shhhhshshh”
•eventually you turned back and about a week later, shiro left that Garrison phone of pidges on the table and you looked at it
•the photos man,,,,the ffffffphotos
•fun fact: he was barely around you when you had become 6,, because every time he saw you it made him think about having a kid with you some day and he’ll get blushy and nervous
•you eventually bring it up, like ‘hey why were you ignoring me at the time’ and he blurts it out
•you cry tears of joy tho

•you and Lance were inside of a Galra Ship
•he went ahead to see if the area was clear
•someone, unknown, had grabbed you by the back of the neck and you knocked out immediately
•he came back and there you were
•a ffffujckn 6 year old child
•he had to wrap you up in the fabric of your suit (similar to alluras)
•he ran back straight away, shouting at them that something happened but not really saying what it was
•every body was panicking
•allura “Keith, go wait at the entrance and back then up just incase”
•gets down there and wow, lance, holding a CHILD in his arms
•keith just ??????????? hahuh?
•turns out it would take a really long time
•but you still needed to do missions, you NEEDED to or you’d throw tantrums
•you got to climb through small spaces to get info or let the team in a locked room
•you did so once, didn’t realize a soldier was there
•the last thing they saw? You in the form of 6 year old child scream before you knocked them out
•Lance would literally come in right after and treat you like you were his child, like omg r u alright?
•pidge would high5 you just saying….
•eventually they landed on a planet filled with people who actually KNOW altean magic
•while allura is admiring one when fixing you, you eventually turn back to your normal age…..eventually…in time
•everyday you aged a year, so you had to wait awhile until you were back to normal and let’s just say it was basically like Coran going back in time in age
•Lance was so glad to have you back but would force you to take pictures every day until you were back to normal
•every other day since you grew, they’d have to get new clothing.
•you and lance would go to a space mall or two and get clothing
•you actually skipped getting clothes half the time and would go do some dumb things, arcades, Space Comics

•Allura decided it would be a good idea to test something out of hers
•did not explain what it did, as it was a surprise
•you volunteered to help as well, knowing very well that it would be used on you
•it was actually supposed to make you younger
•coran shut the lights, and everyone stood still
•a big FLASH of pink light came up, and it showed Allura pointing a cube toward you
•Hunk GASPED and yelled like literally wth just happened
•lights, camera, toddler
•there you were, little tiny you just chilling on the floor
•you weren’t necessarily six years old, although the haircut you had and the outfit you were was one you wore at the age of 6
•you were only 3
•you had on blue overalls, and a yellow+white striped shirt under it
•Shiro started crying
•Hunk ran to you and picked you up and was honestly speechless
•asked Allura if they could keep you like that for a while, but sadly it could only be 2 hours
•within the two hours everyone was playing with you
•you liked Keith way more than anyone else and
hunk was so upset I’m chrhdnn
•by the time you were changed back (it’s automatic), Lance had found a way to print the photos they took of you. Hunk and Allura were making clothes, Keith had you on his shoulders, Pidge was inventing toys for you. Coran was making “#1 Uncle” coffee mugs
•Shiro was just beyond happy
•Lance still put up the photos, Coran still gave you the mugs, Pidge saved the toys for another day
•Keith almost died, was not expecting you to turn back and his knees gave out and yeah
•Shiro actually lol’d
•Hunk and Allura groaned and threw everything, all that hard work, what were they even thinking
•he was glad to have you back tho and hugged you, asked why you liked Keith better and you giggled
•he eventually asked Lance if he had any copies of those photos, took them as his own and hid them in his pockets

•basically Keith has no impulse control whatsoever
•kinda dumb, but he ran into an army, scoped out the area and such, and saw Haggar who ALSO saw him, and immediately said no.
•didn’t realize Haggar was trying to hit him when he was running out but you did
•you basically get smacked all the way into Keith, who immediately grabs you and drags you away and to safety
•you don’t turn right away, but you fall into a 2 day coma
•the night before you woke up, Keith had gone to check on you (twas late) and basically fainted because
•"uh? why is there a child"
•at first he wasn’t really sure what was going on so he slowly went closer and realized, based off old photos he saw in your house once, that this was you
•immediately ran off and got allura + coran
•Keith, Pidge, and Coran would stay inside until you awoke while the other searched far and wide for anything to cure you
•when you woke up you fell right onto Pidge who SCREAMED and almost threw you
•you screamed as well, and Keith “Motherly Instincts” Kogane, picked you up and held you on his hip the whole time until the others came back
•eventually they explained that they’d need to kidnap someone
•Pidge had no problem because it could help you and they could ask the Galran if they know anything about her bro/dad
•keith was ecstatic because I doubt you’d want to stay 6 years old
•was the one to threaten the Galran enough to scare the absolute crap out of them
•luckily, although the Galran didn’t know much magic, they knew of someone who did. they searched and eventually found them
•basically an old commander of druids who turned against the galra. Half Altean and once worked beside Haggar
•they turned you back and Keith actually CRIED
•teases you whenever he can tho bcos you are probably the most adorable child ever

•Pidge was inventing something….to say the least
•you weren’t the only one affected though
•basically Pidge said they’d be right back, and to both you AND hunk, to NOT TOUCH ANYTHING
•you did
•it did not end well
•hunk reached over and while the two of you chuckled, he poked it and you guys knocked out
•Shiro had, walked in right as it happened, was affected as well
•a large burst of magic sent you all flying
•Hunk was a 1 year old, you were 6, and Shiro was 16 years old
•Shiro immediately woke up and grabbed the both of you, running off
•the age change you all went through had changed your appearances. Hunk had short curly black hair, your hair was…whatever haircut you had at the time
•you had fjjfkfkdk CHALK DYE in your hair
•Shiro had like, 4 piercings on each ear
•Lance was terrified
•Shiro burst into the kitchen where everyone was catching up and didn’t even have to say anything
•just stood there with you on his hip and Hunk held against chest like “what happened”
•pidge came in “WHA THE FJUCKDK”
•turns out, whatever that new ore Pidge had found was NOT meant to be doused with Quintessence
•laughed at Hunk and Shiro but cried when they saw you
•held you the whole time and actually sobbed because,,, oh my gosh bb.,,,why
•you were the last one to turn back, and Pidge was glad because now they could slap Hunk
•once you turned back Pidge hugged your knees the entire time
•"forgive me please I’ll literally do anything I’ll eat fire please I love you"
•you remembered everything, unlike Hunk who had shart himself a couple times
•made fun of Shiro strange 16 year old phase and laughed so hard your stomach hurt, Pidge joined in
•promised to you they would never use anything new+unknown unless they know EVERYTHING about it /it’s history
•that promise was broken when it happened again
•that time you turned 29

we don’t talk about other artists’ inspiration behind songs, we enjoy them on loops without raising red flags on the artists. their stories are not made too public for everyone to know. but in Taylor’s case, it’s like she has atleast a million pairs of eyes watching every action of hers.
it’s high time the world realises that the hate Taylor gets is absolutely sexist and mysogynistic.
but guess what, ya’ll took too long. your favourite good girl to drag is now pissed 10 years later and has come to clapback. she asked nicely for support, but now that Taylor is dead and is buying absolutely none of your crap.

YOU GO @taylorswift ❤️❤️❤️

Imagine Edward falling in love with you

(Ahhh guys this just hit me I gotta write something, I guess these are headcannons???)

Imagine Edward falling in love with you while Eddie is fawning over Kristen Kringle

• he watches you from behind Eddie, obviously

• and when Eddie starts to have these random urges to talk to you, he gets a little suspicious

• Edward was the smooth talking, confident guy, but he knew you needed something of a mix between him and Eddie

• Edward begins to realize that he’ll never actually be able to love you when Eddie is too smitten over Kristen

• he longs for a simple “hey” to HIM, not to Eddie

• he wants to be in control so bad, just to talk to you, just once

• for once in his short existence, Edward feels helpless because HE can’t talk with you

• he begins to feel so torn between his feelings and making sure Eddie isn’t being stupid

• although, he has managed a couple of times to slip past Eddie while he was vulnerable

• on other, um, occasions, he’s also managed to slip past Eddie just to daydream about you, and, um, stuff

• those conversations also ended up with you blushing and him genuinely smiling before Eddie came back

• Edward deciding that it was time for Eddie to realize that Kristen was a big no-no

• so he *accidentally* strangles Kristen Kringle

• and he fights his way into merging with Eddie

• because he’s so deeply in love with you, and he wins this time

• Edward and Eddie no longer existed separately, but cohesively to create the lovable Ed

• the new Ed charms the absolute crap out of you, while his geeky, riddle/fact-loving side is still there

• Ed realizing that Edward had fought for you; something that he didn’t realize that side of him was capable of

• Ed finally finding peace for Edward when you begin an actual relationship with him

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Chat Noir’s New Muse?  Adrienette post-reveal Fanfic

Chat Noir’s New Muse?  

Out with the old and in with the news—These two are buzzing with romance!  It seems our cat hero has found a new taste for bees.  As seen in recent footage, Chat Noir heroically saved Queen Bee from what could’ve been a deadly hit, and not long after holding her tight in a warm embrace!  Is this new hero Chat Noir’s side-chick, or is Ladybug now completely out of the picture?  There are many questions, but one thing’s for sure, These two can not get enough of each other!

Adrien held the newspaper in his hands, shellshocked.  All he had done was save his comrade.  And somehow the morning paper decided to turn it into the latest scandal!  In all of his 21 years of life as a model nothing compared to this—this absolute bull crap!  He wanted to put it down, but he couldn’t… As he sat on a park bench, drinking his coffee, he stared with wide eyes at the news.

“Pretty crazy, right?” A stranger says as he walks past him, briefly tipping his head in a greeting, “Who knew he’d ever get over that spotty girl, huh?”

Adrien watched the man’s retreating figure and sighed.  One thing is for sure, and it’s not Chat Noir’s and Queen Bee’s new affair… His Lady will not be happy.


“What!?  This is outrageous!” Alya crumpled the newspaper and threw it onto the ground of the coffee shop they had all gathered in.  Adrien uncomfortably laughed as Alya continued to rant about how her competitor “In With The News” always wrote about the craziest most impossible stuff.  

Nino looked to his long-time friend with a pitied gaze, “Sorry,” he nodded towards Alya, “She gets like this—you know how it is.”

Adrien nodded, glancing at Alya, then back to Nino, “I do—and don’t apologize, I had a similar reaction,” he shrugged, “Well, maybe I wasn’t as vocal about it, but…”

Nino raised his eyebrows with surprise, “What, you care about this stuff?  ‘That latest hero scandal,’ or ‘LadyNoir?’” he said, using air quotes.

Adrien scratched the back of his head, “Um, I mean, yeah?” At Nino’s deadpanned look, Adrien quickly added, “I mean, it’s kinda interesting, right?”

Nino nodded lazily, “Sure, I guess.  I dunno, maybe I don’t like it as much cause I have to hear it a lot,” he said, pointing his thumb towards a still ranting Alya.

“—Where’s Marinette?  I’m sure she’ll have as big of a fit about this!” Alya abruptly stood up, looking around the coffee shop.

“Alya, don’t!” Adrien hissed, looking around, “Some customers are looking at you,” he said.

Alya looked around, realizing her outburst was slightly effecting others around her.  Embarrassed, she sat down, over-composed.  “Well,” she began, “I just don’t enjoy fake news.  Besides, you didn’t answer my question: Where’s my girlfriend?”

Adrien laughed, “My girlfriend, actually, and she’s working later than expected.  She had to take over someone’s shift.”

“Oh, poor girl, too good for her own good,” Alya mumbled.

Adrien smiled lightly, “I’m sure she doesn’t mind the extra shift.  Besides, we’re all going to a movie tomorrow, aren’t we?  You’ll see her then.”

Nino leaned back in his chair, reaching his arm over to hang across Alya’s shoulders, “I’ll be your Marinette,” he said, waggling his eyebrows at his girlfriend.

Alya laughed, placing a hand over her heart, “Oh Nino, that’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever said!”

“I speak from the heart,” he replied sagely.

Laughing, Adrien stood up, shaking his head at his friends’ antics.  “Well, I’m gonna go before you guys start dreaming about my girlfriend.  I’ll see you tomorrow!” he said, waving and walking away.

Alya tilted her head back, calling over her shoulder, “Only if you bring Marinette with you!”


Adrien jumped from rooftop to rooftop as Chat Noir.  He made quick time of getting to Marinette’s house, and as he approached her apartment, he saw her standing outside her balcony.  

“This reminds me of the old times,” he said, dropping down next to her.

“Hm,” she hummed softly as he pulled her into a hug.  

“Alya missed you at our coffee meet-up,” he mentioned, letting go and leaning against the railing with her.  Unlike her old balcony at her parents’ bakery, this one was smaller.  With just the two of them there, they almost took up the whole space.  

Marinette laughed lightly, turning her head towards Chat, “We’re going to the movie tomorrow, aren’t we?  I’ll see her then,” she sighed, “I’ve just been busy with work.”

“I’ve noticed,” he nodded, “We all have.  Why not take a small step back?  Breaks are good…”

“Not when everyone’s competing for the same thing.  I’m an intern, and a future job isn’t guaranteed,” she scrunched her brows, “But it’ll only be for a bit.  Then I’ll be where I want to be,” she nodded to herself.  

Chat Noir shook his head, detransforming, “I can’t believe I didn’t see it sooner as a kid,” he grinned at her, a green flash revealing Adrien.

“See what?”

“You.  Being Ladybug.  It’s so obvious and I— I’m just kinda shocked I didn’t see it sooner,” he shrugged.

Marinette scoffed, “That’s a bit random to say, isn’t it?  We found out each other’s identities a while ago…”

“I guess,” he laughed, “Your tenacity a moment ago reminded me, is all.”

“Ah,” she said, as a comfortable quiet fell on them.  

Adrien looked at her, wondering if he should even bring up the news article he read.  It wasn’t that big of a deal anyway, especially if it’s fake.  But… “Mari?” he spoke up.


“Did you read that article, by chance?  In the news?”

“About your new muse?” she asked evenly.

Adrien stiffened awkwardly, “That’s the one.”

“Yeah I read it.”

“—It’s not true, you know—“

She cut him off, turning herself towards him, “Of course it’s not.  Why would I think it’s true?”

“It doesn’t bother you?” he asked.

“No, it bothers me.  The idea of anyone else ‘claiming’ you sets me off, but…” she turned back to look out over their beloved city.  “Queen B’s already dating someone and hasn’t shown any interest in you, not to mention,” she tightly frowned, “You’re mine.”

“That’s a bit possessive,” Adrien laughed, trying to hide his flushed face.

“W-well, it-it’s only fair,” she explained, “Since I’m yours.”  She refused to look at him with how red her face was.

Adrien smiled at her, leaning forward and kissing the side of her head, “Right.”

Marinette relaxed at his touch, leaning on his shoulder.  “Maybe we’ll just have to show them, hm?”

“Show who what?” he asked.

“Paris.  We’ll just show them that you’re mine.  And I’m yours.”