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Puns

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Isaac Lahey x Reader

Requested: Yes

Warnings: Lots of Puns

Word Count:

Summary: Y/N (Your Name) annoys her boyfriend, Isaac, with a lot of dumb / flirty puns.

A/N: I love puns too much, I swear so this was really fun.. Feedback is always welcome, and I hope you loves enjoy.

Originally posted by lildoog-ish



“Now what’s on the menu?” I asked my boyfriend, Isaac, with a cheek grin as he raised an eyebrow at me, “Me-n-u.”

“I swear to god, Y/N,” He groaned, shutting his locker and walking toward the lunch room with me close on his heels, snickering.

“I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past. Can I make it up by being in your future?” I teased the curly haired boy as we walked to our lunch table. As much as I was annoying him, I saw the smile at that one. Isaac took a seat in between Scott and Boyd as I sat in between Erica and Stiles.

“Uh-oh, is Y/N telling bad puns again?” laughed Stiles, upon seeing the annoyed look on Isaacs’ face.

“Something’s wrong with my eyes,” I started, and Isaac sat up in worry, “because I can’t take them off of you.”

“Get out,” Isaac deadpanned, as the group looked at the two of us in amusement. I pouted, stealing a fry from his tray.

“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes,” Stiles joined in with the puns, and I gave him a high-five.

“I love every bone in my body, especially yours,” I winked at Isaac, who choked on his water, and went bright red. Erica let out a whistle as Scott clapped Isaac on the back, laughing with Boyd, Lydia, Allison and Erica.

“A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired,” grinned Stiles as the group groaned as we continued spitting puns out to the group.

“Shut the fuck up,” Isaac groaned, slumping in his seat as Stiles and I pouted, but remained quiet for the rest of the lunch.


“Bet you can’t get Isaac irritated in five minutes,” mumbled Erica, as we sat in the loft with Peter, Malia, Cora, Derek, Boyd, and Isaac. I smirked, and shook her hand, looking at Isaac.

“Baby, love is an open door,” I called to Isaac, earning a groan from him but looks of curiosity from Derek and Peter, “So are my legs.”

“I swear to god, we will break up,” He threatened, as I giggled with Erica. Even Peter and Derek had small smirks on their faces.

“What? You mean, you don’t want me to open my legs for you?” I asked, with raised eyebrows, chuckling as he became a red.

“N - n - not what I meant,” He stuttered.

“I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down,” I winked as he choked on his breathe, while everyone else burst out laughing.

“If you make one more pun, I will literally stab you,” Isaac gritted through his teeth more as I let out a playful angry sigh.

“That was easyyy,” Erica sang teasingly, handing me five dollars. I giggled, and argeed, high-fiving her. I didn’t realize Isaac had gotten up, until I was thrown over his shoulder, letting out a little squeal.


“I will take you on the going down though,” I heard the smirk in Isaacs’ tone, and I blushed as Erica and Cora whistled as he carried me out to my car.

i swear to god there is no gray area with this goddamn fandom, either you’re a racist problematic mofo over one measly comment even after everything else you’ve done that was hardly problematic and actually IN SUPPORT of the fanbase or you’re too pure for this world and i’m sick and tired of people thinking they’re so entitled to someone else’s opinion especially when it didn’t do anything to harm you

i fucking hate this fandom and idk if i can tolerate being on here for much longer. i may consider taking a hiatus from this blog because i seriously have gotten physically ill from some of the stupidity that happens here.

yuri on ice fandom reactions at the end of each episode.
  • ep. 1: this can't get any gayer
  • ep. 2: this can't get any gayer
  • ep. 3: this can't get any gayer
  • ep. 4: this can't get any gayer
  • ep. 5: this can't get any gayer
  • ep. 6: this can't get any gayer
  • ep. 7: this can't get any gayer
  • ep. 8: if the dog dies i swear to god i will start killing people with my own two hands
Basically the yuri on ice fandom
  • 1/3 of the Yuri on ice fandom: shitposting about how much they love the show and memes (especially about our little child Yurio)
  • the other 1/3: Writing long texts about how beautiful victuuri is, how their relationship seems so natural and real, and basically why they love it so much
  • and lastly, the other 1/3: VICTOR THEORIES VICTOR IS AN ALIEN VICTOR IS SICK IT'S ALL TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
  • *bonus: all the beautiful people that acquire us with all this beautiful fanart
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Today’s assorted 1A shenanigans

I swear to god if Mark accidentally slipped out a swearword in English on a live stream like V app the whole fandom will go full meme on his ass.
It will go viral just like ‘long Ass ride’ but worse.

The members would probably grasp really loud and just stare at him for a minute, You know when you just came in late for class, Even if they don’t know English I’m 100% sure they understand English swear words.

Taeyong will roll the fuck over the table and slap his ass

It will never rest.

APH America (and Mexico cause why not) and the States
  • America: Ok calm down everyone! Everything is fine! EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY FINE!
  • States: NO IT'S NOT!
  • America: OK EVERYONE SHUT UP! OHIO I SWEAR TO GOD!
  • Ohio: IT'S NOT MY FAULT PEOPLE ARE STUPID!
  • America: MEXICO ALREADY HATES ME!
  • Mexico: Why am I here again? I will kill you if that clown wins.
  • Michigan: OH NO! PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A RED STATE!
  • States: AAAAAH!
  • Mexico: Hey New Mexico got blue! That's good right?
  • New Mexico: I mean it's better than Trump I guess.
  • Mexico: Good job. I raised you right.
  • America: HOW ARE YOU CALM?!
  • Mexico: Well it's not my country sooo yeah. I mean I already have a bad president. Welcome to the bad president party my friend.
  • America: Ok everyone that's in the middle of the country! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
  • Middle states: WE DON'T KNOW!
  • Mexico: Ok western states. I raised you first so I expect blue ok? Even though she's still bad but still.
  • Western States: *nods*
  • America: They are not yours so shush!
  • Mexico: They used to be mine until YOU decided to take them. And your starting to sound like Trump.
  • America: Don't compare me to that idiot!