this literally bothers me so often it's ridiculous

  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: It's been two years and we still don't know how Neil Patrick Harris disappeared from the stage during the 2013 Tony Awards opening number and reappeared in the audience mere seconds later. Did he run down the aisle? Did he go off into the wings, then run around the theatre to enter in the back? Did he go into a trap door under the stage, where he was pushed in a cart to the other side of the theatre? Wasn't anyone there in the audience that can tell us the truth?