this is rlly catchy

anonymous asked:

hello I am here bc u wanted to sin,, MAY I REQUEST SOMETHING?? what if MC is at home listening to rlly sexual but catchy music & RFA (V+Saeran) catch MC dancing suggestively?? IDK IF ITS DONE BEFORE OR TOO SFW FOR U. I AM NEW TO THIS BUT YEAH. SORRY

I think this would be so awkward if they just walked on them like that… Or is it just too much internet for me(??) idk, so I’ll change it a bit

Note: Maybe they’re at the club or maybe at another year’s RFA party or at home(?) your choice. the point is that they see MC dancing sexily. 


Jaehee:

  • She would just look away if it’s just suggestively
  • And would constantly glance at you, because she loves how you move
  • Also if you are in public and if someone starts hitting on you or it’s getting too sexy, she’ll get you out of there
  • If you are at home, she would giggle when she saw you and maybe just sit near and watch
  • She would secretly want to learn to move like that
  • She totally loves it


Zen:

  • He would be a little shocked at first but really low key turned on
  • Like “Whoah, princess, you.. whoa”
  • If you two are at home he’ll sit and enjoy the show or just interrupt you and start making out with you
  • If you two are in public he’ll be overprotective
  • He would fight any person who starts staring at your body or making coments 
  • “I love when you dance like that, but you know I’ll get mad if someone starts wanting you for your body, just dance for me, babe


Yoosung:

  • Blushing mess
  • He would try to look away but he can’t.
  • He’s just dumbfounded by your moves
  • If you catch him staring, he would be sooo embarrassed
  • Would also try to fight anyone who flirts with you 
  • And he’ll feel bad if someone else is staring at you
  • If you are at home he’d be so turn on and initiate a hot and sloppy make out session.


Jumin:

  • At first he would be speechless
  • But would be strangely into it
  • It doesn’t matter where you are he would just pop a boner and tell you you should take responsability
  • He would just feel proud at how good you are and not even care is someone is looking at you
  • But if that person crosses the line, flirts with you, touches you, that person would be dead. 
  • “You should only be naughty with me"


Seven:

The thing about this hc is his mood. 

  • He would get so blushy/turned on and be embarrassed about his boner
  • Or he would just dance the night away with you
  • either way it would just end up in hot sex
  • He would dance so close to you and grab your waist
  • occasionally he would slide his hand down to your ass
  • and laugh when you grab it and place it again on your waist
  • if you are alone he would get soooo touchy
  • you would almost fuck while still dancing or dance naked.


V:

  • he would get so flustered
  • He wouldn’t know if he should cheer on you or make you dance less sexy
  • But like, if he’s blind… then(??)
  • If you two are alone and purposely dance to turn him on, he would like that
  • You’d place his hands on your body and let him feel you


Saeran:

  • He would secretly love it
  • But even if it’s just the two of you, he would be so flustered and fidgety 
  • He would try to look away, but glance constantly
  • After a while he would just shamelessly stare at you (your ass)
  • And make you take responsability

anonymous asked:

Can we have a “H-How long have you been standing there?” with us paps? :))

U sigh, looking up at the ceiling. This house is so boring with both of the skeleton brothers running around snowdin. Or… lazily walking in Stretch’s case.

U begin to fidget with ur headphone cord bobbing ur head to the beat. U know, this song is rlly catchy.

After doing a quick check of the house to make sure no one’s home, u play the song at full volume in the middle of the living room, letting the music take u. 

U dance around to the beat for a few minutes before u bump into an oddly soft wall… thats… bright orange?

“STRETCH?!”

He gives u a lazy grin, leaning against the wall with a cigarette haphazardly dangling from his teeth. 

“h-how long have u been standing there?” wait…. “WERE U FILMING?!”

He just chuckles, the bastard. “who, me? u rlly think I’m the type of skeleton monster to do that?” 

“YES”

He just smirks. “well, honey, ur not wrong~” the beanpole is dangling his phone in ur face now.

“DELETE IT! Pwease?” u ask, giving him ur best puppy dog eyes. 

“nope, ur gonna have to delete it urself, shorty” 

Shorty? Shorty?! OK THATS IT!

U reach up and he pulls the phone away, thinking that’s what u were aiming for.

 U surprise him by grabbing him by the front of his hoodie and yanking him down to ur level, wrapping both of ur arms around his neck and kissing him.

U pull away a few moments later to find a bright orange skellie. 

U just smirk, and dangle his phone in front of his face. “I won~” 

His half-hearted protest stutters made the entire thing worth it. It was so funny u almost let him keep the video. Almost. 

anonymous asked:

song rec: i can't decide by the scissor sisters. please do not ask why.

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

AAAA!!! i loved this song a whole bunch years ago and its still such a jam??? some people hate on it or w/e but i personally think its rlly catchy and good!!!!!

‘all about that bass’ is rlly catchy and fun and its nice to see fat bodies that arent being overtly fetishized and i get that they were aiming for a demographic thats been abused by the media but i just think they were going about it the wrong way like

using black girls as props:

is one of the shitty things in this music video

other than that its just kind of cruel to anyone who is a single digit size to reduce them to 'skinny bitches’ and 'silly barbie dolls’, while also verging on mocking and simplifying body image disorders (go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey/No, I’m just playing I know you think you’re fat,)

not to mention that this entire discussion is done in relation to how men feel about women’s bodies (Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry about your size/She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night) idk how to begin on how backwards it is to send a message to women telling them its okay to love themselves because boys will actually like you more that way, like

calling women things like silly barbie doll and skinny bitch isnt anything but demeaning and i get that fat bodies have been shamed to no end and loving yourself is a hard process so i get why, in this kind of social climate, she would lash out at people in a more privileged position, but on another level u gotta remember that this isnt what inclusion looks like

anonymous asked:

just realised that if u had a jingle it would probs be rlly catchy

WHAT WOULD EVEN BE MY JINGLE OH MY GOD

*To the tune of the we bare bears theme*

DA DA DADA DA DA DADADA DAD ADADAAAAA

SHE IS THERE

FUCKING DIEING OVER GARNET’S GREAT ASS

SHE IS THERE

ALWAYS CHASING THOSE BIG OL THIGHS AND THEN

SHE JUST TURN UP THAT CORNER AND DRAWS UP THEM BIG OL GAYS

WITH THEM THIGHS ON THE SIDE

SHE IS THERE