this would probably be it

max is probably really good at hide and seek since he knows the ins and outs of the camp if the campers ever play hide n seek he wont tell anyone his secret hiding spots except nikki and neil 

Kissy Kiss Meme

I was tagged by the ever lovely @ellebeedarling to participate in this here kissing meme. So away we go!

RULES: List 10 fictional characters you’d like to kiss, then tag people.

  1. Kaidan Alenko - Mass Effect (Are you surprised? Probably not, he’s my fav, my space husband, my biotic boyfriend. I love him)
  2. Commander John Shepard - Mass Effect (Sheploo, because those eyes)
  3. Matrim Cauthon - Wheel of Time (The lovable misfit is just so kissable)
  4. Ronan Lynch - The Raven Cycle (His ‘bad boy’ image works for me)
  5. Avitus Rix - Mass Effect Andromeda (I have a thing for this Turian)
  6. Peebee - Mass Effect Andromeda (This Asari totally won me over and after many ‘relaxation sessions’ zero gravity, I think kissy times would be real good)
  7. Heimdall - Thor 1&2 (Played by Idris Elba, that man is a piece of art)
  8. Jeff Moreau - Mass Effect (His sense of humor is bracing and I found myself wishing he was a romance option)
  9. Zelda - Legend of Zelda (I’ve had a crush on her since Ocarina of Time and its one of those things that’ll probably never go away)
  10. Chris Redfield - Resident Evil (Hes cute, he buff, he knows how to use a gun, all good things)

Ok, that was harder than I thought it would be? My brain is so Mass Effect centered right now I had trouble recalling characters from anything else, ha!

Taggin time! I wanna see lists from @arkesstuff @kiraylah @bi-otic-kaidan-alenko @bagog @amell-on @choosyfruit @shepard-alenko and @sweet-ree

Have fun kissin ya’ll!

Originally posted by the-disney-neverland

hahaha, i had a dream last night that grace & frankie season 4 came out, and while most of it was astonishingly weird (grace and frankie were elementary school teachers for an episode? some weird guy tried to hit on me at said elementary school, so apparently i was trapped in the episode while simultaneously watching it as an episode??? and i was just like, “dude, leave me alone, i need to observe the relationship between these elderly teachers!!!! like one does!”), i spent most of the time on desperate tenterhooks waiting for a canon that just refused to become definitive! but they kept walking around places holding hands, as if to taunt me. and then i somehow lost access to the final episodes of the season, and was driven to near-madness. i guess netflix needs to buffer even in our strangest dreams.

BUT there was somehow also a blooper reel that i stumbled across, and the very last blooper on said reel involved grace and frankie kissing haphazardly in the driver’s seat of a car (a very precarious location for sure), but then the seat was supposed to lean back and it didn’t work, so jane fonda was all, “no, you need to lean the seat back! BACK!” and lily tomlin was caught in a fit of hysterical laughter 

and i was like, “WHAT O WHAT IS THIS SCENE THEY’RE FILMING?? GRACE + FRANKIE + K-I-S-S-I-N-G! I FREAKING KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!”

and then i woke up to grim reality

grace + frankie, not k-i-s-s-i-n-g

i also found THIS: my biggest weakness

Like y'all don’t even know I have the worst natural turnout everr and LITERALLY everyone else at my ballet studio has perfect turnout and every teacher I’ve had in the past few years (outside of this studio even) have told me that I need to turn out more and because everyone else is perfectly turned out with no complications it seems like it’s something I should just be able to do and it’s so frustrating because I get hurt when I try

♡ — my muse and yours


Selene: Inanallas…… you have a lot of markings on you….. did they hurt a lot to get?

Inanallas: Oh yes. Some worse than others but it’s for it not to hurt when someones jabbing you repeatedly.

Selene: who did them? The Keeper?

Inanallas: the Keeper? ooooooh no no no noooooo! The Keeper didn’t know I had them for months until I accidentally set my sleeve on fire. My brother did it.

Selene: Your brother! How did he learn how to do all of that! I didn’t think the Keeper taught it to people other than their apprentices.

Inanallas: Oh, we don’t ask about how Thenvas learns things, the answer is always terrifying. But he and I worked out the designs and then he did all of the work. My other siblings, Nehnara and Samahllin helped some too– mostly just holding me still while he worked. Took weeks. The ribs were torture I blacked out a few times I think. Thenvas is an asshole.

Selene: That’s terrible! Why would they agree to help if it was that bad?!

Inanallas: Who else but siblings would help you with an incredibly bad idea where they get to poke you repeatedly with a stick and draw all over you. 

Selene: [exasperated sigh] 


Selene: Inanallas did you see something just now?

Inanallas: What! Oh, oh! No of course not it was just – just a trick of the light I think. Or my mind. One of those.

Selene: Are you sure? You nearly did a triple take. 

Inanallas: Yes! I definitely saw nothing odd at all. 

Selene: You did didn’t you!

Inanallas: …………..noooooooooo?

Selene: [stern] What was it?

Inanallas: [GROANS] [mutters] a ghost.

Selene: [sighs like a kindergarten teacher] Inanallas, ghosts aren’t real.

Inanallas: [conspiratorially under breath] that’s what the chantry wants you to think.


BONUS BECAUSE YOU TECHNICALLY DIDN’T SPECIFY WHO AND THIS COMBO CAME 2 ME WHILE WRITING AND IT’S THE BEST ONE:

Tace: Oh you’re gorgeous!

Des: I am aren’t I? You have looks and good taste it seems. 

Tace: Oh Maker’s Balls, your voice is gorgeous too. Talk more.

Des: [grins so hard it’s audible] about what exactly?

Tace: Anything.

Des: Perfect! I’ll talk about my favorite topic: Me.

This doggo is so cute, Shiro went full Steven Universe for a moment there

EDIT: I drew a sequel to this comic!

THIS

IS KEITH’S TWIN SISTER.

I already wrote a post on this but MORE EVIDENCE:

Besides her human-like features, their facial similarities, and how fucking AWESOME it would be, we’ve actually already met her before.

Remember this? Yeah, Keef met a mysterious Galra that he fought alongside but who ultimately betrayed him

LET’S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK SHALL WE

HMMMMMMM

HMMMMMMMMMMM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

The uniform is EXACTLY the same and given the body shape + coloring, she can’t be the two ladies on the left. So she’s either Galra warrior of the right BUT hooded Galra lady’s weapon seems v different from that small gun (either a sword or a staff or a long sniper gun???) PLUS A LITTLE SMALL DETAIL: Both mysterious Weblum Galra and human-like Galra lady have a touch of orange on their collar.

SO THAT MYSTERIOUS GALRA WAS DEFINITELY GOTH AZULA SO IT’S CLEAR SHE HAS SOME RELATION TO KEITH BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD THEY WRITE THAT SCENE??

And given that she was trapped in this uniform, she was already working for Lotor. Keith’s mom is a known associate of the Blade of Marinade so she couldn’t be working for Lotor unless some dramatic af shit went down and changed her loyalties OR she’s in deep cover. But I still think she’s too young and too human looking to be Keef’s mom.

YOU KNOW WHAT EXPLANATION WORKS?

Cowboy Bebop and his furry alien wife have twins. They separate those twins at birth because they take after different parents (lookswise). Keef’s dad abandons him for some unknown reason and maybe Keef’s mom does the same with her daughter?? (Too risky to have a child with the Blade??) Her daughter grows up bullied for her half-human heritage and when another group of half-Galra soldiers come to recruit her, including this charismatic prince, she joins without a second thought., either strongly believing in the mission or not really caring what the mission was just happy to have a place to belong. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

CUE GENERAL VS. PALADIN FIGHT

CUE FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN THE TWINS

CUE KEEF TAKING OUT HIS KNIFE AFTER HIS BAYARD GETS KNOCKED AWAY

CUE HER BEING LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT BECAUSE SHE HAS A SIMILAR KNIFE

CUE THEM BEING OVERJOYED AT HAVING FAMILY (WE’RE ALL MADE UP OF THE SAME FUCKING COSMIC DUST) AND THEN GETTING ALL SAD BECAUSE THEY’RE ON DIFFERENT SIDES AND TECHNICALLY HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER

CUE HER TRYING TO CONVINCE KEEF TO JOIN THEM AND VICE VERSA

CUE THEM BEING LIKE “DID I JOIN THE RIGHT SIDE??” AND HAVING INTERNAL CONFLICT

CUE THEM UNABLE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER (OR BEING ANGRY AT EACH OTHER AND FIGHTING EXXXTRA HARD TO PROVE THEY CAN)

CUE KEEF BEING LIKE SHES NOT MY SISTER. SHIRO WAS MORE MY REAL FAMILY THAN THIS RANDOM STRANGER FUCK THIS

CUE HIM GETTING ALL DEPRESSED CAUSE HIS FAMILY IS A SHITSHOW

(cue Lance comforting him and telling him it’s great her found his sister because having siblings is great oh wait this is my own self-indulgent fantasy)

and when they finally do make up and become real siblings, can you imagine them being like “so what was mom/dad like??” and the other being like “…well i don’t really know” CUE MY TEARS

gOD THIS IS GOING TO BE SO HEART WRENCHING IM ALL FOR IT. GIVE ME KEEF’S GALRA TWIN SISTER. GIVE ME GALRA LEIA. I NEED IT.

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I had promised a KiriBaku kid something like months ago, and tbh most of the reason why it took me this long is because I couldn’t pick between these two so?? In the end just have them both I guess - some info about them under cut, in case you wanna know more!!

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