this would be really nice right now

Older Noctis, with beard head canons

So I decided to to write a few head canons I have of older Noctis, and in particular with his beard. I am just such trash for him and I love him without end. Also, I am tipsy af atm so I thought why not, better do it now or never. Perhaps a little NSFW?

  • Noctis tends to his beard upkeep, regularly. He always keeps it trimmed, and uses various nice oils and mixes it with irresistible fragrances. These oils really come to its full right when Noctis is outside and when the sun shines upon his face, highlighting his beard in all its glory.
  • Sometimes when Noctis watches himself in the mirror, he’d sometimes see his father stand before him. It startles him for a moment, but recovers swiftly, tilting his head up, knowing his father would be proud of him.
  • His beard might be scruffy looking and rough, but damn is it actually really soft. He loves brushing his beard against your cheeks and going further down your neck. He adores hearing you squeal and giggle. He aims to tease and please with that fine beard of his.
  • Noctis has these certain gestures he makes with his beard. He often rubs it with his thumb and index finger, when lost into deep thoughts. This is a common trait of his, also when he has to make certain important ‘kingly’ decisions.
  • He also loves to make these gestures to seduce you, taking your hand and kissing it gently and afterwards rubbing his beard over your fingers, pulling you in more and smoothly rubbing his beard over your arm, which ends at your collarbone. placing soft and ticklish kisses.
  • Noctis doesn’t really try out many different styles of beards, though he is open to it. The bros often tease him about the matter. making the joke of: ‘A different beard for every royal  occasion’.
  • Noctis prefers to shave his own beard lightly, but he also has his very own royal barbers. These are the best barbers of Lucis.
FT spoilers

I’m glad that the outside battle with the FT Mages, has just as much as spotlight than the acnologia battle. Showing how important both fights are.

I wonder what Lucy is thinking about right now, but it would be really really nice for Mashima to give Gray some focus as well, because he’s also a very intelligent person, and unfortunately we have not see many intelligent moments from Gray in this arc, so please Mashima have him shine as well here in this regard when he has some brilliant strategies over his battles. Last arc, let him do something to be remembered for. 

anonymous asked:

Whoa now that you accept nsfw scenarios: maybe Bert during his first time with his girlfriend? Of course she had to make the first step and he is really insecure, asking if he's hurting her and what to do next 😻 that would be so nice! Thank you!

!!!NSFW WARNING!!!
I made this a Modern AU, hope you don’t mind!

“Bert~” You wrapped your arms around your tall boyfriend’s neck. He was sitting at his desk, trying to study like a good student, but you had other plans. You kissed right underneath his ear, and got lower, planting kissed down his neck. You felt him stiffen under your touch, and you smirked. “Come on, play with me~”

He only responded with a incoherent whine, so you assumed he wanted to continue. Your hands found their way to the hem of his shirt, and the went under, feeling the expanse of his toned stomach.

Bertolt gently grabbed your wrist and pulled them away. “L-Later.” It was clear that you flustered the poor boy to no end, but you weren’t done yet. Oh no.

You pulled out his chair and spun him around to you. “Please?” You blinked innocently, even though your intentions were far from that. He gave a sigh of defeat and you quickly climbed onto his lap.

You smashed your lips against his, and he responded kindly. His arms encircled your waist, and you arms wrapped around his neck again. You grew tired of merely kissing him and nipped at his lip, causing him to gasp and you shoved your tongue into it.

You couldn’t help but smirk at the moan you caused. What happened next surprised you. Bertolt stood up and-gently-threw on the bed. He hovered over, arms next to your head. His lustful expression turned into one of concerned as he looked down at you.

“You sure you want to do this? W-We can stop-”

“Bert. I’m the one who started it.” He looked at you for a few more seconds, before attacking your neck with kisses. You tilted your head to the side, giving him more space. You moaned in delight once he hit that sweet spot of yours. He noticed this and paid very close attention to that one spot.

You started undoing the buttons of your own shirt. You took it off and threw somewhere. Bertolt stopped what he was doing to stare at your now bare chest. “Are you gonna do something about this?” You teased, motioning to your bra.

Bertolt, with a flushed face, quickly went to work the contraption on the back, but A) he had never done this before and B) he was shaking horribly. After a few minutes of fumbling with it, he just decided to yank it off over your head.

You laughed a little at his frustration, then grabbed the hem of his own shirt. You took it off and stared at his magnificently toned abs. Your hands ran along them, as your face was flushed from your boyfriend’s overwhelming hotness.

Bertolt took the waistband of your pants and yanked them down, your underwear along with it. He stared at your naked form in awe of how he managed to land someone as gorgeous as you. His stare made you impatient.

“Bert?” Your voice snapped him back to his mission. He was going to please you. He shuffled down to where his face was in front of your womanhood. He looked up at you one more time.

“You okay?” He asked sweetly, making you smile at his caring nature. You nodded eagerly and he went back to what he was doing. “So, do I just…?” He slowly ran his tongue against your heat, making you let out a rather loud moan.

“Yeah, do that.”

Your head was thrown back against the bed as he worked you with his mouth. His tongue was doing wonders, and you could only imagine what it’d feel like to have him inside you.

It didn’t take long for you come undone in front of him. You were panting as you lay against the sheets. Bertolt stood and hovered over you again. He gently cupped your cheek. “You okay?”

“Yes, Bert. Now,” You tugged at the waistband of his jeans, “Off.”

Bertolt took of his pants, along with his boxers and it took everything you had to not stare at his length. You assumed he’d be big, but it just set in how big.

Bertolt got into position between your legs. He could tell you were nervous, “Is this your first time?” He asked.

“Y-Yeah,” You admitted.

“A-Are you sure you want to do with me? I-I-” You placed your finger over his lips.

“Just hurry up and fuck me, Bertolt.” If his face could get any redder, it did.

He slowly slid his length into you, and you couldn’t help but whimper a little at the pain. He stopped once he was fully in and looked at you, eyebrows furrowed in concern. “I-It’s fine, just give me a second to adjust.” He nodded as he started pressing kisses to your neck and your face. He kissed away any stray tears that fell and whispered sweet reassurances.

“You can move now,” You told him when the pain slowly ebbed away to pleasure.

“You sure?” He asked, kissing your temple one last time. You nodded and he slowly started to thrust into you, and you felt waves of pleasure hit your body. He was going far too slow for your needs. You threaded your fingers in his hair.

“F-Faster.” He followed your order and sped up. He groaned as he did so. You felt so amazing and he wasn’t sure he would last long. Moan after moan poured out of your mouths. You crashed your lips onto his in a hot and needy kiss.

“B-Bert!” You moaned loudly as he hit one spot that made you go crazy, “Th-There! Again!” He hit it again and again and you were drowning in ecstasy.

The sight of you made Bertolt go insane. Your flushed face, your closed eyes, and your lips which his name was pouring out of. He worked faster and harder, making both of your moans louder and more frequent.

When you hit your climax, you practically screamed his name, which made him follow soon after.

He rolled off of you. You both laid there, chests heaving up and down, and faces flushed like no tomorrow.

“Oh thank god, they’re done,” You heard Reiner’s voice come from the room next door to Bertolt’s. You both forgot that he was still there, and that the walls were incredibly thin. He knocked on the wall, “Congrats, Bert.”

anonymous asked:

Heyheyhey hi I love your art more than I love myself and bippidi boppidi you should draw leo/guang-hong (you totally don't have to I would just kill to see them in your style)

PFPFPFFT THANK YOU <33 

And you’re right! I really should draw them……………………..


AND I DID!! 

BOOM!

Sometimes John and Sherlock accidentally talk all night.

Like maybe the intention to go to sleep at a normal time was there, but then they get distracted.

11 PM: They finish the movie and it just naturally feels like time for bed. Teeth are cleaned, doors are locked, and they settle in between the sheets, and damn is the bed comfortable compared to the haphazard dog pile of limbs they had gotten into on the sofa.

“What did you think of the film?”

“Nice; very enjoyable.”

“Did I tell you it was my favorite when I was a kid?”

“No. Really?”

“Yeah. Would watch it on repeat.”

“Interesting. But it’s no longer your favorite?”

“Right. I dunno- I still love it, but not in the same way.”

“I understand. Your favorite now is that one Bond, um…Die Another Day?”

“Yeah.” John gives Sherlock a small, soft smile. He looks almost bewitched.

“What’s that look for?”

“It’s for you. ”

“Yes, but why?”

“Because it’s really nice to have someone remember things like that about me.”

1 AM: The discussion has shifted to favorites, and why they’re favorites.

“So you would rather listen to that same Rolling Stones album again and again for eternity than ever even trying something like Debussey?”

“Correct.”

“Alright, well, now I know.”

“You know what?”

“That we’re breaking up.”

They laugh.

2 AM: …and now they’re just naming things they like.

John: “Long car journeys”

Sherlock: “The smell of coffee.”

“You hate coffee.”

“I hate the taste of coffee.”

“You are a complex being.”

“Thank you.”

They laugh some more.

John: “Rainy mornings that last all day.”

“Me too.”

“I didn’t know that.”

“They’re lovely.”

“Why’s that?”

Sherlock fidgets with his lips, trying to figure out how to phrase his answer.

“Because you always wake me very…pleasantly… and often you continue waking me pleasantly for most of the morning…afternoon…even into the evening sometimes.”

“Do I? When it’s raining?”

“Yes. Not every time, but under a certain set of conditions I can, for the most part, look at the forecast for the morning the night before and know in advance whether or not I’ll be getting anything done the next day.”

John looks back at him, a concoction of surprise, then near embarrassment, then a sly smile.

“Interesting, see, I find that I get one thing in particular done consistently on those days.”

Sherlock snorts.

4 AM: The topic has shifted between worst hangover stories and crazy uni memories to some more difficult things, like John’s time in the service, and Sherlock’s addiction.

“We’ve sort of been dealt a few tough hands eh?”

“Truly.”

“Makes me want to take you away somewhere and just be relaxed for a bit.”

“I would agree to that in an instant.”

“Yeah? Let’s do that, then.”

“Fantastic idea!”

“I do get them on occasion.”

More laughter.

5 AM:

John is trying to work in to the concersation something he’s been wanting Sherlock to know for a long time. It’s difficult, though- he’s never really said anything like this- anything so personal.

“It says a lot about you, I think, that I can do things like this- stay awake all night, not having to be overwhelmed or rampant. You balance me, John.”

“Yeah..yeah I- I know what you mean. You also- I mean, you sort of…I don’t dread…my life to come…anymore. I used to think of all the days and years I had left to endure, wonder how I would fill them, hoping I could find something that wouldn’t feel so miserable, something to settle for, but you- fuck, Sherlock, I think back to that now and it feels like a horrible nightmare. I’m…more than just glad, to have found you. You- damn, this is hard, I-”

Sherlock ties his fingers with John’s and moves even closer.

"Take your time. No rush. No pressure. Anything you want to tell me, you can. You’re safe here.”

"I suppose…You umm…you made me rethink- my plans, for me, yes. But not only that, you also showed me a way of living so different from what I had known, so much better and full of richness, I look back at those days where I no longer wanted to be alive and think -it’s probably because I wasn’t alive. I had every responsibility and felt every drawback of life but was denied any of the good stuff. You showed me so much more than I ever knew was out there- you sort of saved my life by…showing me how to live it? That’s so cheesy, I-”

And now Sherlock is crying. So John starts crying.

6 AM: they’ve got themselves together by now and moved on to something a little lighter.

"Right…so, you mean to tell me that James Moriarty, criminal mastermind, scary man with an affinity for the latest in explosive fashion, still sleeps with a teddy bear?”

"Precisely.”

"How did you figure that one out?”

"It took a few-visits- to piece it together, mostly because I was in disbelief myself, but he shows signs of a stiff neck as if he sleeps in an extremely bent position with one arm hooked partially under himself, likely around a small item. Persistence of this soreness shows that he didn’t just sleep wrong once, he makes a habit of this position. But what really sealed the realization was the right thumbnail. Much shorter than all the others, wrinkled texture, dry skin around the edges where the rest of his finers are immaculately manicured. Exposed to moisture for long periods of time.”

"No fuckin way!”

"Oh yes. He sucks his thumb. What a terrifying creature.”

Hysterical laughter.

"I’m always curious what you could tell about me right away and what took you a bit longer.”

That’s a dangerous path John- not everyone wants to know what others can tell about them.”

"Yeah but I’m just tired enough to ask anyway.”

"Well, all the things I pointed out at Bart’s…then more and more about your childhood based on your dating habits…around a month after we moved in I had narrowed down the approximate size of your…tyre lever…”

"Really?”

"Well…I had underestimated, to be honest. Your stature is misleading, as I’m sure you know.”-

"So, that is to say, you were-”

"Incredibly anxious and then surprised in the best possible way.”

"I was going for ‘not disappointed’, but alright.”

"Not in the slightest. My God, not even a little. In fact, what’s the opposite of disappointed?”

"Satisfied?”

"More than.”

"Sated?”

"Never.”

7 AM: Talking has ceased. The sun seeps in at the sides of the drapes, pale and gray. It’s a bit chilly, but neither know- it’s aafe and warm in the bubble of their room.

Neither sleep until around noon, after tea and toast in bed- the rain hits the roof in steady droves, tapping occasionally at the window if the wind blows a certain way.

Sherlock gets absolutely no work done.

anonymous asked:

So I was re-watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows p 2, and there's a scene where Harry, Ron, and Hermione all show up unexpectedly to Ginny, who is Harry's love interest. And what is the first thing Ginny says? "Harry" of course because that's characters do when they love each other. While Ron, Ginnys brother is standing right there like what am I chopped suey? Comparing destiel to any romantic pairing is really quite easy now.

source: @wildcas 

It’s great how they are nice and obvious about adhering to standard romance tropes :D

Sam is like I AM ALSO RIGHT HERE, but anyway, we don’t have time for you two to be all pissy or romantic or whatever like last time, we have to get on with the case at hand, Lucifer is probably right behind us! 

Mary isn’t even surprised. She thinks they’re a thing anyway, I mean every interaction she’s had with them they’ve behaved like husbands so what else would she think… 

I love it.

1D as fic writers:

Liam: write beautifully but is underrated, not enough kudos, not enough comments, is happy to write still because he just needs the words out of him at all cost. Hasn’t heard about doing fic posts with nice edits, doesn’t link in the notes because what even is an html code what? you’re speaking a foreign langage right now. 

Niall: only writes fluff, a fandom favorite but couldn’t care less about his popularity, would kill you if you ever send him an ask about adding some angst because “why do you hate love anon? Who hurt you?” 

Harry: Is the biggest angst hoe in all the land, the tags left by his followers under his fic posts make you wonder if they really love his shit or not  (from “noooooo” “this is going to hurt so good” “I hate you” to “Don’t do this to me”). Posts during the night when everyone is asleep then smirks and sleeps like a baby imagining the fandom exploding in the morning when he posts his 150k long angstfest. Is rather absent from his blog after that.

Louis: specialises in slow burn with a happy ending, is a fandom favorite but still doesn’t know why, and can’t believe it when his stats are good. Loves symbolism and writing banter. Loves co-writing and headcanoning. Does his fare share of shitposting when he’s not writing fics.

Zayn: Writes great fics then orphan them all, leaves the fandom and you never hear from him again.

Creators Misunderstanding Their Fan Base: Undertale

I love Undertale, so do many others. However, I love Undertale because of the fan base. I have met so many kind and determined individuals that I wouldn’t have met otherwise if not for Undertale. Many of these people are artists, and it’s nice to see the same characters drawn in so many different styles. Even better is when there is a story written about Undertale, a what if this happened instead of this? Great examples of this are Dreamtale, by @jokublog (currently not theirs more about that later), Glitchverse, by @camilaart, and Xtale/Underverse, by Jackei/@xtaleunderverse. There are many more alternate stories/universes I would love to share but I really want to focus on these two right now. As you may or may not know, both these creators make animations/comics based off their story lines, and they are incredible. The amount of effort that goes into each and every frame of animation is jaw dropping to say the least. The story is also pretty great compared to most, especially Glitchtale’s constant subversion of every expectation and Underverse’s imaginative plot and character portrayal are no small feat either. It’s immediately clear that a lot of effort goes into their work to make it as great as possible and create their animations fairly quickly. However, I’m not here to simply sing their praises because the title isn’t “Amazing Undertale Universes You Have To See To Believe” no, this is “Creators Misunderstanding Their Fan Base: Undertale” 

 Recently a story came out about Joku threatening to use her fan base against another person who was just giving feedback on a shirt that they made. This led to them deleting their blog and now it’s being held by a nice individual so that Joku can have the name back if she wants. Joku makes sure people know that she is getting lots of hate over this misbehavior of hers. She’s making it seem like her fan base is full of haters that demand comics every week and don’t care about the person behind the project at all. Her “fans” led her to deleting her blog that she had used for a while now, over one small incident. That’s. Not. True. Joku’s fans are passionate, without a doubt, but they have huge amounts of respect for the amount of work that goes into this complex narrative that Joku is almost always working on. Joku, you’re fans are there, making fan art, liking your posts, and sending positive words your way, but you don’t care about that, do you? You just want to show everyone that you can overcome the haters by yourself, but you can’t, nobody can on their own. You say you ignore the haters, but dealing with what I’ve heard people say about you in silence, isn’t a great idea. If you open up more to your audience, show your real fans that you still care about them, I have no doubt that there will be a shift in the types of people who view your content. I along with many others didn’t hate you for what you did, was it a bit uncalled for? Yea, a little bit, but that one incident with someone WHO’S ALREADY FORGIVEN AND APOLOGIZED FOR MAKING IT PUBLIC, shouldn’t have led to you deleting your blog. The blog is being held for you, your choices are to reset back to zero and build your blog all over again, or quit and leave everyone.

 Jackei, the creator of Xtale and Underverse, is passionate about her work. Her amazing narrative and intense animations make it a joy to experience through and through, but she has her flaws as well. One day you’ll get a hilarious shitpost from Jackei about how she got braces, the next a comic about how she is having to stand against her fans barrage of negativity. I’m saying it right now that there is a difference in HATING and CRITICIZING and it’s easy to tell which is which. Hate usually is opinionated, relying on the same feeling from others to help boost their opinion into more of a fact. Fans that criticize a work however often point out actual problems with the product they were presented with. Maybe the animation was a bit low quality in some places, or maybe the dialog didn’t add anything to the situation, but whatever it is its a real problem that they just shed light on for you. Those fans care, unlike the haters you insist are your fans. Many people really love your intense devotion to your work, making comics often along with incredible animations that have breathtaking moments a plenty, but it sucks when someone you hugely respect talks down to you. You make it clear that whenever you get hate you try to deal with it in silence, and for the most part if you are a strong enough person that works out really well for you. Not only does it improve your image as a creator but it makes fans think much much more of you as a person. However, you show us that side of you way too much, and its clear you want to be that person you portray yourself as. You’ve gotten much better about showing us that you can withstand the hate sent your way, and your shitposts/memes are always a joy to behold, but why not show off the better side of your fan base, the people who really care about you and your work. It’d make a difference in how you view your fans. Just remember Jackei, haters shout loud because they want others to hear them, but when a fan comments, they don’t even expect an answer from anyone.

 Camila is an incredible artist as well, creating a 20 minute animation in less than 4 months is unreal. On top of that the animations feature a standard of quality not usually seen in animations made in the same amount of time. However, Camila is known to harp on people for asking when the latest episode is going to come out. Her response is usually a meme or her telling them to chill and just wait. Camila has the opposite issue that Jackei does, she will show all the asks about when the episode is coming out, making it seem like that’s all her fan base cares about. That and her talking down to her fans often, sometimes calling them stupid for not understanding a small detail in the animation. She’s who Jackei strives to be, impervious to all hate sent her way. To be honest, it’s not the best way to act towards your fans, sometimes people honestly just want to know because they are hyped for the next episode. Especially with the amount of information Camila will spoil about the episode, when in reality it’s mostly misdirection to make hers fans come to one conclusion before the episode even starts, just so she can subvert everyone’s expectations in the end. It’s incredible how many times I knew what would happen just because I followed Camila’s tumblr, @camilaart. Camila, I desperately wanted to donate $50 to you on patreon after you lost part of your house because I desired to talk to the biggest inspiration in my life at the time. To be honest I still want to, but I’m only 15 and I have no income for which to donate to either of you, sorry /;-;/. Camila, your awe inspiring, I just wish you would act more mature and be more loyal to people. After what happened to Jackei you threw her under the bus, reblogging what she said just to garner it more exposure. It’s shocking how many people you turn on after someone comes out with something bad about that person, like Jackei and Ultima almighty. You’re getting much better though about pointing out positive things, like animators and artists who have almost no exposure on youtube, is pretty amazing. It’d be amazing though, if you could use the positives to detract haters instead of memes. You’re a role model for some people whether you want to believe it or not, and sometimes people take anything that role models say as undeniable fact. Your on the right path, please don’t reset again. 

(Everything I said are just my thoughts on these two amazing animators, I just really want to get these out their so that maybe they will both see this post and reflect on themselves as creators. I plan to do more of these but I don’t what topics/people to do yet. And guys, don’t hate these artists just for me pointing out a few things wrong with them, that’s the complete opposite of what I’m trying to say. If you don’t like them, then just ignore them, it’s as simple as that. Thanks for reading this, it truly means a lot to me.) 

((OMG!!! THANK YOU GUYS I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. I INTENDED TO MAKE IT 3 SECTIONS AND ACCIDENTALLY MADE TWO THE FIRST TIME COMBINING JACKEI AND JOKU I AM SO SORRY!!! THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT TO ME!))

anonymous asked:

(I really need to get this off my chest I'm sorry) I like klance, and I'll enjoy when it becomes openly canon, but... I don't want the Getting Together/Confession Moment to be used as the answer to Lance's insecurities boiling over into a breakdown asking what he is to the team/what his thing is, you understand?

yeah! i get you on that!

a relationship isn’t how you get rid of insecurities. in fact, it can actually open up doors to new insecurities because now you could be worrying about “not being good enough for that person” or “feeling like they’re just pitying you” or “being scared they will break up with you because they don’t actually like you back”, all of which i can see Lance experiencing once he and Keith start a relationship. 

the kind of klance relationship i wanna see is this:

  • the boiling over moment for Lance when he finally snaps and all his emotions come gushing out, maybe him and Keith get into a not very good argument because of this because stress levels are already through the roof now that Shiro is gone so i can see them having a fight
  • i can also see this happening in front of the rest of the team, so. it won’t be very good.
  • i want Lance to off-handedly admit that he feels like he’s just Keith’s shadow/replacement, thus giving the team (and Keith) a glance at how he actually feels about himself
  • i want Lance to storm out of the room after realizing what he said and not wanting to see the team’s reaction to that and him finding a place to seethe, maybe going to the blue lion or his room. i want hunk or coran to go after him and talk to him. meanwhile Keith is trying to brush the situation off and get focused on the mission at hand because that’s what’s important, right? can’t let emotions distract you from finding Shiro?
  • i want coran or hunk (preferably hunk) to eventually go and find keith and convince him to go talk to lance about this because it’s Important and Needs to be Done, keith reluctantly agrees after some convincing
  • keith goes and finds lance, possibly moping around in his room or around the blue lion, and they have a talk. it’s a bit awkward at first because they obviously just had a bad blow out and i want lance to be defensive, and i want keith to be prickly
  • but i also want them to find a way to talk it out. i want lance to finally open up to keith about how he feels about himself and like, admitting that he doesn’t actually hate keith he just has Issues™
  • this is the kicker though, i don’t want keith to give any Big Motivational Speeches to lance, because he isn’t really the best in that department. i want him to like, try and reach common ground with lance, i want him to tell lance that he didn’t know thats how he felt, and in fact, doesn’t understand why lance feels this way
  • i want keith to tell lance that he doesn’t hate him either and, for them to just have a moment where they can see eye to eye? another Bonding Moment™? that would be so nice. lance doesn’t solve his insecurities right then and there but at least now he and keith are on the same page?
  • after this, i want them to start working together more. i want to see them co-leading the team. i want to see them grow together and supporting each other and lance slowly learning over time that he’s just as important as everyone else, and i want him to start to get over all his internalized “hatred” for keith. i want to see that small crush on keith that he has buried under all his insecurities to blossom into an actual adoration and love for the red paladin and i want their growing relationship to be rocky and hard because they have a war to fight and a team to lead. 
  • and i don’t just want lance to learn his worth through keith either, i want to see him working together with the rest of the team and them taking him more seriously too. i wanna see him and allura bond over their homesickness, i wanna see him and pidge bond over their longing for their families, i wanna see him and hunk bond over being scared of what the future holds for them. 
  • i want to see lance’s talents shine and new talents we didn’t know he had to pop up too, and i want him to learn to love himself and see how important he truly is. he’s a paladin of voltron man, he’s pretty damn important.

sup guys, i’m isak and i’m a disabled gay trans jew in an unsettled living situation with no income and no family support. i’ve applied for welfare here in the UK, but it’s going to take some time before i see any money from it, between needing to secure a british bank account (which is very hard to do without a decent proof of address, which i didn’t have until saturday) and needing to send in various documents.

i’m flat broke. 

i need money for transport, so i can make it to shabbat services, and i need money for food and clothing, because, just as an example, i currently have one and a half pairs of socks and they’re, uh, not in great shape.

i would like to have some money to get the occasional nice thing for myself, like fancy coffee or chocolate or something. i’m being up front about this: i am in a really shitty situation right now, i’m virtually bedbound due to CFS/ME and i suffer from schizoaffective disorder that heavily fucks with my mood and my ability to enjoy things. i want to have some nice things in my life, occasionally.

my (new, british) paypal is simonemmetts@gmail.com

anything you can donate helps immensely. if you can’t donate, please reblog! thank you

my hot nerd || peter parker

Characters: peter parker/reader

Genre: fluff, slight smut

Warnings: make out session (;

Summary: Peter comes back from his nightly shenanigans and finds his girlfriend waiting for him in his bedroom.

Request: Pls do this one like with the reader and peter making out or something and it it’s the “Ya know for a nerd you have some pretty nice abs" idea cause that would be so good x
 -  @amber-b242

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Words Speak Louder Than Actions

Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

Warnings/Contains: sexting, dirty talk, mention of the word “nut”, mentions of ass eating, no actual penetration, metal arm kink, flirting with a woman, masturbation

Word Count: 2234

bang this might be bad idk (p.s the gif has nothing to do w it lmao it probably would’ve gone better w shoot from the hip)

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The New Guy - Peter Parker Imagine

Originally posted by fuckyeahtonystark

Warnings: None but I might as well put this here: this is reader dad!Tony so if you don’t like those skip this.

Words: 1k

A/N: I’m going to use this opportunity as a shameless shout out to my fan account on Instagram as I’m so close to 1k and so want to get 1k before Homecoming because I will just be so happy. So follow me ‘hotdamnholland’ (I make Tom memes haha ;) )

“He’s my age?!” You exclaimed as your father, Tony Stark, told you for the first time that he’d got a new recruit for the team.

“Yes.”

“He’s a kid and you - a grown man - have basically come into his life and said 'Oh yeah I’ll make you a new super suit and yeah you might be able to be part of my group of people who fight aliens for a living’.” You folded your arms and looked right at him. You left a pause to let Tony think about it.

“Oh and 'Here’s my daughter, she’s your age therefore it should all be alright.’” You added.

“Your point?” Tony asked, his tone completely neutral.

“Change a few words and that could be made into a underage rape porn video.”

“Don’t make me ground you.”

You smirked but that quickly died. “I’m being serious. What do his parents think?”

“He doesn’t have any.” Tony stated.

This time you had no witty retort. “Who does he live with?”

“His Aunt. She’s nice.”

“And so she’s fine with this?”

“Technically, she doesn’t know this.” Tony said referring to the whole Avenging business.

“Let me guess, internship?”

“Exactly.” Tony gave you the classic smirk that someone seemed to show the end to the conversation. You had no intention of stopping yet.

“Okay fine. Is he an Avenger then?”

“Not exactly.”

You frowned. “Wait so it is an internship?”

“No - it’s more of a slight addition, but not real Avenging.”

“You’re waving it in front of his face like an out of reach carrot.”

“I am not!”

“Is he an Avenger?”

“Not yet.”

“Will he ever be?”

“Depends.” Tony said. He said it as if this kid had to prove his worth.

“When will I meet him?” You were curious now. He had to be special or your Dad wouldn’t take an interest in him. And your age? So he was high school age, and probably going to school unlike you. You wondered how time worked out for him then. Unfortunately, the world ending doesn’t wait for you to finish your Maths homework. So no high school for you.

“In a few minutes hopefully.”

“You’re kidding?” So you got this bombshell, and you would be meeting said 'bombshell’ a few minutes after knowing about it.

“Nope, he’s coming to the Tower.” Tony seemed very calm and chilled. “I’ve upgraded his suit and I want you to be there.”

“What when he’s putting it on?”

“No, testing Y/N.”

“Right…” You agreed.

Tony got a ping on his phone. Well it wasn’t really a phone. It was something of his own invention and unfairly he would not make one for you.

“Looks like Happy’s got him.” He said and gestured for you to follow him to elevator.

“Happy’s taking him to the labs?” You asked as you trailed along behind.

“Yes.” Tony said as you got into the elevator. “Now, Y/N, play nice. Don’t scare him off and he’s off limits.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?!”

“I’m just saying it now…” Tony muttered as the elevator came to the right level and the doors opened.

Tony stepped out and you saw Happy waiting with a kid that did look your age.

“Parker meet my daughter Y/N.” Tony said. “Y/N this is Peter Parker.”

“Hey.” You said and he gave you a nervous smile.

“Peter I’ve got your suit this way.” Tony started off through the lab door.

Peter followed without having to be told twice and you just followed him.

“Y/N wait here.” Tony ordered and you did as he took Peter further into the lab supposedly to get him to put the suit on.

You perched on a chair and waited. Honestly, you were interested in seeing what this kid could do, and also sort of thrilled that their was another super kid your age. You were feeling a bit out numbered being a kid. And he was cute… that was a bonus.

About 10 minutes later Tony paraded Peter out to you in a red and blue suit that even from the outside looked really high tech.

“I present Spiderman.” Tony said in his usually charismatic tone. “Well Y/N what do you think?”

“Well it leaves nothing to the imagination.” You stated. You imagined Peter going a darker shade of red than the suit under the mask.

“Apart from that.” Tony warned shooting you a 'behave nicely’ look.

“I think it looks cool.” You said sincerely. You walked wrong Peter trying to not look like you were 'checking him out’ but that was literally your job here.

“Right well he needs to move in it so I need you two to spar for me.” Tony said completely nonchalantly.

“Here right now?” You said well aware that you were in a lab with various dangerous chemicals.

“Yeah just go over there and throw a few punches at each other.” Tony said pointing to the only bit of the lab that didn’t have a bench. You had about 5 meters in radius before you would have knocked over something you wished you hadn’t.

Tony pointed again as if he hadn’t got all day and you and Peter did what you were told.

“Y-You want me to fight her?” Peter said as if that was the last thing he wanted to do.

“Yes but don’t actually hurt each other,” Tony answered, “but Y/N get him to move. I need to see how flexible this thing is on someone.”

“I can do that…” You muttered before feigning a right jab to Peter’s head so he moved to the left and blocked it with the back of his arm. This kid was quick.

You brought you right arm up like Peter had done to block your face as you brought your right hand down to punch him in the chest.

It was just like a training fight.

You both continued like this for a minute getting each other to dodge and block and occasionally actually hitting each other.

“Okay.” Tony said indicating for you two to stop. “Peter how does it feel?”

“Good. Thanks Mr Stark.”

“Mr Stark?!” You scoffed trying not to laugh but then stopped when Tony gave you a look again.

Tony walked round Peter once more.

“So Y/N what do you think?” Tony asked again.

“Hmm… He can stay.” You said with a smirk.

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Red Wine Kiss

Note: I’m so so sorry this is late, sweetie! I hope you like it! thanks for the request. feedback is always welcome! .c

Request: I love your writing so much so I hope you can do this but if you can’t it’s ok, maybe you could do something like reader and bucky don’t like each other, and bucky would always tease her and play pranks on her and the reader just works in the lab with Tony, so bucky would always call her a lab rat, so Tony decided that all of the avengers would go to the Bahamas for a group vacation and the Reader was in a hot tub there and bucky sneaks in and starts being really romantic to the reader and then brings some wine and they end up making out ( no sex). sorry if this is really weird. Thank you so much if you can do this. @123olivia

-veeeery slight smut. just making out-

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When you live in a tower full of superheroes and super humans, you’d think it’d be an easy process of waking up, going to work, eating dinner, and going to sleep all to repeat it the next day. Only in a far off fantasy would that happen to you. Sure, it’s amazing living with the Avengers. It’s living with Bucky Barnes that makes it your worst nightmare. Your worst, stressful, infuriating, nightmare.

All he wanted to do was poke fun at you while you worked in Tony’s lab. If he wasn’t in your ear, he was in your belongings. Or destroying them somehow.

A frustrated sigh fell from your lips as you slammed your fist down on the work table. “Could you stop humming!? Five minutes - that’s all I need!” You shouted, turning to face the most immature and annoying person you’ve come to know.

Bucky simply smirked and shrugged his broad shoulders. “I don’t know, can I?” He quipped, reveling in the way your eyebrows creased and your chest heaved with anger. Bucky loved getting a rise out of you and you always failed to ignore his annoying antics.

“You either do it willingly or I’ll shove my first so far down your throat, your asshole will be sore.” You said through gritted teeth as the last ounce of patience you had dwindled down to a speck of nothingness. 

Bucky belted out a laugh and held his stomach, wiping away a fake tear. “Oh, lab rat. If you only knew how much I could wreck your asshole.” Bucky said through his loud chuckles, walking out of the room without a second glance.

Your mouth fell open with a gasp and your cheeks burned red, the heat pooling around your neck. You stomped your foot and took a much needed break from working. You hoped Tony would be back from his lunch break or else you’d never get this done.

As if he read your mind, Tony came in with a bag containing a white styrofoam box. You sighed and plopped down in your lab chair, resting your elbows on your knees. “Tony, I need a vacation.” You whined, rubbing your temples. Tony chuckled and handed you the bag. You took it with a small smile and opened it.

You smiled even wider as you looked inside. “Wow, my favorite food? Why ever would you?” You asked as you started to dig in. Tony chuckled and rolled his eyes playfully. “I know Barnes gets under that skin of yours. Thought you needed a pick-me-up after he replaced your body wash with honey.” Tony explained, crossing his arms over his chest.

Groaning at the memory, you furiously stabbed at your food before taking a bite. “About that vacation. Maybe we all should go somewhere.” Tony thought aloud, finding it funny how you’re so worked up over someone he doesn’t care to take a second glance at. “Where are you thinking?” You asked curiously, slowly becoming excited at the thought of being away from Bucky, even if he’s still in the same place as you.

Really, could he bother you during a nice vacation away from the tower? He’d surely be too busy enjoying himself. Why on earth would he choose to bother you when he could be skiing or swimming in the ocean?  Or drowning… You’d pick your battle soon enough, you figured.

Tony quickly pulled you out of your chair - so quickly you almost dropped your food. “Tony! What on earth-” Tony immediately shushed you as he ran you two towards the elevator, quickly asking FRIDAY to send you to the common room. “Round up the team! We have a vacation to plan!” He yelled excitedly, rubbing his hands together.

You smiled at the brightness in Tony’s eyes. You knew he needed to get out of his lab, anyways. He was still stressing about work and Pepper; you never saw him sleep or take time away from his inventions. You were thankful you were hired on the spot to help Tony out. But sometimes, even you needed a break from everything.

It’s been a year or so since you got here. The lonely and desperate person you were before quickly changed once you called Nick Fury and asked if he knew anyone that could use your smarts. 

Nick was an old family friend and you needed a job to pay for college. So, when he told you about Tony and what he did, you were more than eager to come in for an interview. After that, college was paid for and you had a job, including a bedroom.

Tony wouldn’t let you deny his forward request to pay for your college, even the rest of that months rent in your old Brooklyn apartment. Now, the only thing sucking the happiness out of you was Bucky. Ever since you got here, he was a little childish. Playing pranks, making annoying sounds to irritate you, the whole nine yards.

If he wasn’t so-

Tony cleared his throat as he stared at you from outside of the open elevator doors. Your head snapped up as you came back to reality and you sheepishly stepped out. You and Tony walked into the common room and surprisingly everyone was there. “Great! Guys, Y/N and I think we should go on vacation!” Tony said with a smile.

Sam cheered along with Clint and Steve. “Yeess! We’ve been hoping this day would come!” Sam yelled out happily, nearly splitting his cheeks from how big his smile was. You giggled at the men, shaking your head. Nat and Wanda were squealing and you rolled your eyes playfully when they looked at you.

Bucky was sitting in his chair, watching everyone cheer with a small albeit genuine smile. You sighed softly, hoping he wouldn’t ruin this for you. “So, any ideas?” Tony asked as he pulled out his holographic phone. He pulled up a map and looked around. “Maybe Milan? Tokyo? Paris?” He asked as he gestured towards each place. Everyone hummed and discussed among themselves. 

“What about the beach?” Wanda suggested, sparking the teams interest. “Well, I haven’t been to the beach in a long, long time. That sounds amazing.” Nat smiled, cupping her hands together. The beach actually sounded really nice. It was spring time now and the cold weather could kiss your ass if it were up to you. It’s only cute during Halloween and Christmas time, anyways.

Tony looked around after putting his phone away. With raised eyebrows, he needed confirmation. “So, the beach, then? Maybe the Bahamas?” He asked, wiggling his eyebrows up and down. “The Bahamas!?” You squealed, gasping as you gaped at Tony. You’ve always wanted to go to to the Bahamas, and if you didn’t faint right now, you definitely would when you step foot in the warm sand.


After everyone had agreed and packed up, you all loaded up the jet and made your way to the Bahamas. “I’m so excited to get there! Tony, where are we gonna stay?” Sam asked, flipping through a magazine full of things to do at the Bahamas. “Flip to page 45.” Tony called out from the front of the jet. Sam did as told and you leaned over towards him, peeking at the page.

There was a huge beach house with a wooden sign that said ‘Stark’ engraved on it. “Daaaamn.” Sam muttered, raising his eyebrows. Before you could reply, you felt a boot nudge your shoe underneath the table. Not now, Barnes. Not now. You swallowed your sigh and paid Bucky no attention. That’s all he wanted from you and you’d be damned if you shot back.

Five minutes in, you shot back. “I will NOT let you ruin this vacation for me!” You yelled across the jet, shooting daggers at Bucky. He scoffed and crossed his arms over his chest, his hair framing his face as he shook his head. “I was just humming.” Bucky tried to defend himself, but he knows what he’s up to. “Sure, because the need to play footsies with me is apart of your poor singing act.” You rolled your eyes so hard, they almost fell out.

Bucky grumbled and sat up in his seat, his jaw clenching. “You’re such a bitch sometimes, Y/N.” Bucky said, hitting your last nerve. You gasped and stood up, your hands on the table. “I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW-” The jet was full of groans and exasperated sighs. “For the love of God, guys! Shut up!” Clint whined loudly, rubbing his temples.

You shot a look at Bucky and he smirked at you. “Sit down, lab rat.” Bucky winked at you. You rolled your eyes again and scoffed as you sat back down in your seat. “Aw, I meant on my lap.” Bucky playfully frowned. “You’re a headache.” You muttered, shaking your head. “S'long as I’m your only headache.” Bucky said with a sly smile.

You abruply stood out of your seat again, deciding to move up front to sit with Tony. This is the last time you’re going to let Bucky get under your skin.

The rest of the ride was quiet, all but the soft humming coming from Bucky. It wasn’t as loud, so it didn’t bother you as much as it would if you were right in front of him. You could see the bright blue water come into view out of the jet window, your chest filling with excitement. “Oh my gosh! We’re here!” You squealed as you squirmed in your seat.

The team all stood and gathered their bags as Tony landed near his beach house. It was a private area, so nobody would be able to bother you. All with the exception of Bucky Barnes. You exited the jet quickly, making your way into the house after Tony unlocked it.

You’d take the tour later, but what you wanted right now was that soothing hot tub you saw a photo of in the magazine. Your body was tense and you needed to relax immediately. Taking absolutely no notice to what anyone was saying or doing, you changed into a two piece in an empty bedroom and grabbed a towel and sunglasses.

You passed by the others and Steve stopped you before you bolted out of the back door. “Y/N! Hey, uh, sorry about Bucky.” He said bashfully, trying not to look down at your body. You smiled at him and shook your head. “It’s fine. Well, it’s not - but it’s not your place to apologize.” You explained softly, watching Steve nod.

“He’s just…I dunno. Have fun.” Steve said before walking away. You creased your eyebrows but shrugged, continuing your walk towards the back. You slid the glass door open and set your towel down on the wooden deck surrounding the hot tub. A remote was sitting in a small slot and you pulled it out, looking at the different buttons. 

You pressed a few, jumping slightly when the hot tub began to fill up with water. Once it finished, you turned the jet pressure up, walking up the two stairs to get in. You could see steam rising up and you knew it was crazy to get in a hot tub under the sun, but you really needed the muscle relaxer right now.

A long, heavy sigh fell from your lips as you settled in the hot tub. “Shiiit, this feels amazing.” You sighed out, closing your eyes, the hot water bubbling all around you. You let your arms rest against the deck part, tilting your head back slightly. You allowed yourself drift away, listening to the wind blow, the sound of waves crashing, your teammates screaming and laughing in the water.

Had you not been paying attention to the sounds, you wouldn’t have heard the door open and close shortly after. “I like the sight of this.” Bucky said, you could hear the smirk in his tone. 

You groaned and opened your eyes, looking at him through your sunglasses. “Barnes, can’t you leave me alone until we get back to the tower?” You asked with venom laced in your voice. 

Bucky ignored you and climbed in the hot tub, sitting near you. You noticed he was shirtless and he was holding two wine glasses and a bottle of expensive red wine. “I’m guessing you didn’t ask if it was okay to get that?” You questioned as Bucky popped the cork out. He smiled and filled the two glasses, handing you one.

“No, but I’m guessing you’re going to drink it anyways?” Bucky quipped, his eyebrows quirked. You sighed as you took a glass from his hand. Bucky bumped his glass gently against yours. “Cheers, Doll.” Bucky said softly, taking a gulp of his wine. You rolled your eyes but thought about the nickname he had just given you and took a sip from your glass.

Then another sip, and another, and another. Soon, the bottle was halfway filled and you were a tad bit tipsy. A giggle fell from your lips as Bucky moved closer to you, his arm wrapped over your shoulder. “Come on, you have to admit that you’ve thought about kissing me at least once, beautiful.” Bucky stated, setting his wine glass down on the deck behind you two.

Your cheeks burned red and you shook your head. “Bucky, I would never! And don’t call me beautiful!” You hiccuped through your giggles, turning to face Bucky. He was much closer and it made your heart skip. Bucky took your sunglasses off and set them down. His eyes looked into yours and you never noticed the different shades of blue hidden in his.

Bucky caressed your cheek and you stared at him, unsure of what to do. “You’re absolutely gorgeous, Y/N.” Bucky said quietly, his eyes trailing along your face. You swallowed thickly and leaned into his touch. “I thought you hated me.” You slurred slightly with creased eyebrows. “I don’t. God, I don’t.” Bucky breathed, sounding rather nervous.

Bucky started to lean in, his hand resting on the side of your neck. You blinked a few times as he inched closer. “Just tell me to stop.” Bucky whispered, his knee brushing against yours. You let out a small exhale, letting his lips brush against yours. “No.” You whispered, finally pressing your lips against Bucky’s.

He groaned into the kiss and pulled you closer. You wrapped your arms around his neck and moaned into the kiss, feeling his tongue bump your bottom lip. You opened your mouth and started to twirl your tongue around his. He tasted like red wine and mint, a mixture you’d never get over.

You moved to sit on Bucky’s lap and his hands moved to rest on your hips. Your hands traveled along his neck, making their way into his long hair. Your mind was clouded but you were fully aware of the erection he was sporting. You rolled your hips against his, eliciting a  low growl from Bucky. He pulled away, your lips creating a wet smacking sound as he did so.

Your breath was heavy, your chest heaving up and down. Bucky gulped, his eyes trailing along your face and your exposed chest above the water in your bikini top. “Th-that-” Bucky breathed, his hand moving up to touch his lips. You smirked and leaned into his ear. “Kitten got your tongue?” You asked with a smirk, licking up the shell of his ear.

Bucky groaned and his eyes shut momentarily as you rolled your hips against his again. His lips were on yours in no time, tongues twirling, teeth biting, hands grabbing, nails clawing.

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anonymous asked:

Your art is amazingly beautiful! It would be awesome to see you draw Nyx! That's what I really need in my life right now.

You got it! Here you go moogle! I needed some quick practices on clip studio, so why not use Nyx and give you a little life at the same time! I somewhat know what I’m doing now—-Kinda, but here you are! 

Enjoy!

squirrellygirlart  asked:

"I never knew you were so... flexible?"

I’m pretty sure you sent this to me as crack so crack I’ll do.


“I never knew you were so… flexible?”

Adrien was in pure awe as Marinette’s legs tightened around him.

“I did ballet when I was little. It pays off in the long run.” Marinette explained shortly as her hands kept working.

In all honesty, Adrien wasn’t too sure what he should do. His arms were hanging by his side, not sure if he should hold onto her waist to offer her support. Her grip around his chest seemed pretty secure, she really got killer legs.

“Do you need me to hold your hair?” he offered.

“Nope, the bun is keeping it in place.”

Adrien gulped when he heard the word bun. He had honestly tried to ignore Marinette’s ass basically in his face until now. But it was right there, muscled and really nice and it was making things rather hard for him. In all the meanings of the word. And given Marinette’s head was just in front of his crotch, so close he could feel her breathing through his boxers, yeah, this was bad. If he gets a boner now, not all the luck in the world will save him from Marinette’s wrath. And honestly, it would be so rude if his dick made a surprise appearance. Marinette was just trying to fix the hem of a long shirt. But apparently, she didn’t ‘have a good angle’ if she kept her feet on the ground. So using him as a pole to hang with her head down and work on the hem was, as it seems, offering a better angle.

“Adrien?”

“Yes?”

“Why is your dick in my face?”

Adrien began sweating nervously. In the panic, he blurted out the first thing that came to his mind.

“He likes you a lot, he is probably attracted to you.”

Oh well, Adrien was quite convinced he was dead

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130 - What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
131 - Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
132 - Five guys/girls whom you find attractive:
133 - Do you have a crush on anyone?
134 - A description of the girl/boy you like:
135 - Say 1 fact about the person your like:
136 - If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
137 - When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
138 - Do you think someone has feelings for you?
139 - Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
140 - Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
141 - Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
142 - Anyone you’re giving up on?
143 - Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
144 - Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
145 - Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
146 - Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
147 - Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
148 - Is there someone you will never forget?
149 - Say five ways to win your heart:
150 - What turns you on?
151 - What turns you off?
152 - What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
153 - What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
154 - What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
155 - Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Have you had one written for you?
156 - What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
157 - Are you in love?
158 - Are you in a relationship?
159 - If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
160 - Are relationships ever worth it?
161 - Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
162 - Can you commit to one person?
163 - Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
164 - Do you ever want to get married?
165 - Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
166 - Future names of your children:
167 - Do you get jealous easily?
168 - The last time you felt jealous, and why?
169 - What is your definition of cheating?
170 - Have you ever been cheated on?
171 - Do you forgive betrayal?
172 - Have you ever cheated on someone?
173 - Why did your last relationship fail?
174 - Things you want to say to an ex:
175 - A description of the person you dislike the most:
176 - If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
177 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
178 - How long was your longest relationship?
179 - You’ll love me if…
180 - Share a relationship story:

Music, movies and books

181 - How often do you listen to music?
182 - What kind of music you like?
183 - Do you like to dance?
184 - What was the first concert/show you attended?
185 - Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
186 - Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past:
187 - A song that’s been stuck in your head:
188 - Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play:
189 - A book you want to read/have recently read:
190 - Describe your dream library:
191 - Last movie you just watched:
192 - Do you like watching what type of movies?

Situations and crazy things

193 - You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done?
194 - What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for?
195 - If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be?
196 - You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?
197 - If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
198 - If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
199 - If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
200 - You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
201 - If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
202 - What is the first curse word that comes to mind?
203 - What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be…
204 - Halloween costume idea?
205 - How you’d spend ten thousand bucks?
206 - Press ctrl+v and post:
207 - Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years or someone you hate for a month? Explain why.
208 - 5 things within touching distance:
209 - A drunken story:
210 - What are you supposed to be doing right now?
211 - Currently wanting to see anyone?
212 - Why you follow me?
213 - If you met me what would you do?
214 - YOU have to leave me a random/ridiculous question:
215 - YOU have to leave me a cute message:

Opinions and beliefs

216 - Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now?
217 - Do you believe in fate/destiny?
218 - What you wish for on 11:11?
219 - Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm?
220 - Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
221 - What is your religion, if any?
222 - Would you go against your moral code for money?
223 - What’s more important to you: strength of the body or strength of the mind?
224 - How important you think education is?
225 - If you were the president, what would you do?
226 - If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
227 - Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial?
228 - If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
229 - Which movie character do you most identify with and why?

Feelings and Others

230 - Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early?
231 - Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance:
232 - Say 5 things you love unconditionally:
233 - What motivates you in life?
234 - Something that you’re proud of:
235 - Five words/phrases that make you laugh:
236 - Share the story of something that makes you smile:
237 - Something you always think “what if…” about:
238 - What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
239 - Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life:
240 - Something/someone that you miss:
241 - Are you over your past?
242 - What is your saddest memory?
243 - One of the hardest moments in your life:
244 - Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
245 - What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
246 - What was your most embarrassing moment?
247 - Share one of your fears/insecurities:
248 - Something you’re currently worrying about:
249 - Have you done something you regret very much?
250 - If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be?
251 - Does anyone hate you?
252 - Do you hate anyone?
253 - Lyrics that apply to your current situation/mood.
254 - Are you good at hiding your feelings?
255 - What’s something you hide about your personality?
256 - How do you approach social situations?
257 - Are you a social or an antisocial person?
258 - Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
259 - Do you care if people talk badly about you?
260 - How do you deal with criticism?
261 - How you hope your future will be like?
262 - What’s something that scares you about the future?
263 - Five items you lust after:
264 - One thing you’re excited for:
265 - Describe the most terrifying/strangest/beautiful dream you’ve ever had:
266 - Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
267 - Who is your celebrity crush?
268 - Make a confession: