this would be priceless

anonymous asked:

Just imagine if the Hulk went on another rampage and everybody gets their battle gear together--then you have Spidey, who decides to get a whole bunch of cookies to calm him down. Sweets make HIM feel better when HE'S upset, after all! Whether it would work or not is debatable, but the looks on everyone's faces at such an idea would be PRICELESS.

Listen. Peter interacting with the Hulk - especially even the Hulk on a rampage - is my Favourite Thing. This kid is like a eighth of the Hulk’s size and about that in strength, but is that going to stop him from going out there when people are in danger? Hell no

anonymous asked:

(1/3)I can't thank you enough for creating that Deviation for me - I love your take on the Dragons universe and how it works, and you seem to have such a great grasp of how the characters think and would act in a variety of situations. As for how injured Stoick was I definitely should have been more specific - while the thought of him being there to witness Hiccup and Toothless beating Drago is tempting (his reactions would be priceless), my initial thought was a parallel to Dragons 1.

(2/3) Just like Hiccup Stoick would have been injured pretty badly, probably broken ribs, a shoulder dislocated or a broken arm (or both!), maybe a back injury from the impact with the wall, and everyone thinking he couldn’t has possibly survived until Gobber or Valka realize he’s still breathing. From there is really where I wasn’t sure how it would go - Drago hearing he survived or not, and whether or not this would affect his decision to attack Berk anyway.

(3/3) But even with my vague wording you went so in depth with it from every angle that I’m not sure which would work best anymore! So thanks for giving it tackling it with the same depth as the other stuff you’ve done, and keep being awesome!

From This Deviation

<3 Hey man, sorry for the wait, I got whisked away for half the week. And, honestly, it was such a dramatic moment that could have gone in so many ways. It was a good thing to pick up on! And thank you so much for enjoying my take on the Dragons’ universe. The whole stupid thing weaseled its way into my psyche too deep and now I need to see it through to the end, for better or for worse, and the characters themselves are what really build it for me. Even if things are in a lull now, I’m happy to continue to play around with it and the third movie will certainly hike things up.

So Stoick is injured pretty badly. Like, unconcious, but alive. They don’t know if there’s brain-damage, memory-loss (now there’s a fun idea! holy shit…), but he’s alive and Valka is sobbing with relief and Gobber’s knuckles are white, gripping Stoick’s vest, and Astrid’s hands are rubbing Hiccup’s back whispering ‘thank Thor’ and Hiccup is fucking livid.

His face is set, his mind is made up, he’s going back to Berk not to just save his dragon, or to save his village, and his father’s village, but to take out the man who dared to put Stoick the Vast in such a… a vulnerable state. It’s nothing like Hiccup’s ever seen before and it’s shaken him to the core. He’s barely communicated his intentions to use baby dragons and he’s already stalking inside the ice cave. He’s furious, focused, not-listening and, in that moment, he looks so much like Stoick that Valka too falls silent amidst the clamor to get Hiccup to open up.

So, yes, they’re all heading to Berk on baby dragons with Gobber looking after Stoick, but now they have an added drive – to get Stoick medical attention, fast.  They win, obviously, and with Toothless as Alpha, Hiccup wastes no time in getting his dragon to influence one of the largest dragons from Drago’s army to follow them back to the Ice Caves…

Hiccup’s not chief, but he’s a renewed hero. Berk isn’t as damaged since.

And Stoick is back… But how much he’s back is another deviation in itself because there is the chance of… dun dun dun… memory loss! How original! (but fun, so fun). Where his mind jumpstarts back to its previous trauma… to five years earlier. 

Stoick awakens in his home, warm under furs, in a moderate amount of pain, with a parched throat and the meaty smell of Gobber’s stew filling the room. Gobber only makes that stew when someone’s sick or sad; its enough to jog the most recent events to memory: his son accidentally destroyed one of their stocked ships and allowed a good bit of their livestock to be taken by freed dragons. They made one last, desperate bid for the nest before the ice was to set in; a hail freya of a prayer to avoid any more raids in the winter. They entered the layberinth of fog… there was dragons, fire, men screaming, the splintering of wood, and then…

Ah. So he was injured in that failed expedition. Enough men must have survived to get him back to Berk safely, but he shudders to think of what was lost in the attempt.

Stoick lets loose a painful cough that tells him his ribs were in delicate condition. He swears he hears his son call to him, but when he opens his eyes its a towering, young man who greets him. He looks both familiar and a stranger and all too comfortable in his house.

Stoick attempts to speak when his wife, dead for fourteen years, steps into his rapidly tunneling vision…

I like how many fandom nerds are assuming I actually care about fandom in the first place. Yes my life would be fine without all the priceless contributions that old people gave to fandom like conventions and fan fiction. I can’t afford it and I never read fic anyways

I went looking for antique silverware today.

I got some, but that’s – shockingly – not the fun part.

At first, I worried I wouldn’t find enough inexplicable thrift store items to warrant a post…

but as soon as I saw Terrifying Foot-Tall Corner Dress Rat, I knew my fate had turned.

After that, I couldn’t stop finding incredible things.

A disturbing coconut head man with “DICK’S LAST RESORT” burned into it.

It’s like if Mr. Potato Head went both tropical and feral!

A glass from a prom titled “Desert Moon” that happened in 1985.

Why’s no one bought this yet? It’s 10 years older than me, it’s an antique!

Everybody’s favorite funtime children’s toy, Demonic Hollow Bear!

This Christmas, let your children live out their veterinary dreams on this organ-free, stretch-mouthed creature of darkness. It yearns for your soul!

The aftermath of a centipede breaking its legs.

Just don’t think about how big it had to be to warrant that size of crutch.

A 2D cutout… semi-colored-in… of a confused-looking cat… sitting on a cushion… with little flowers on it?

I can’t even make a joke, here. There’s no topping the reality of what it is.

And, lastly, my favorite of all…

the extensive art collection.

It’s all extra special, since a very specific chain of events has to occur for the pieces to be there:

#1, whoever owned it had to look at it, and go “yeah, this should get donated, someone will prolly want to buy it”…

…and #2, the store had to look at it, and go “yeah, no, that is totally something we should put a price tag on right this second.”

But they’re wrong. Every single piece is priceless, and if I had the funds I would make a found-in-thrift-stores art gallery for all the world to cherish.


Context: I ran a Jade Regent campaign, and due to some minor plot changes I made, I sent the party into a small detour into a haunted house previously owned by the house of Sugimatu. Basically artists. This followed.

GM (Me): You find a small wand with an integrated scroll case among a pile of portraits.

Wizard: I try and identify it *Rolls High*

GM: You happen to activate it while fumbling with it, and it suddenly feels as if there’s now a scroll inside the scroll case. You open it and find a painted portrait of yourself.


GM: Its basically a selfie stick.

Wizard: I take the wand and crush it under my boot.

GM: WHAT?! Why would you…? You just broke some poor young princess’ priceless selfie stick! She took that on hikes and everything with her girlfriends for scrapbooking!

Wizard: The world wasn’t ready for this kind of magic, there are too many ways this power can be abused!

Druid: I would have taken it and shoved it up my ass and taken a photo.

Needless to say, I broke down after this; I’m not sure if I was laughing or crying. Probably laughing so I wouldn’t cry.

I bet, once Dick’s adoption was finalized, he hesitantly asked Bruce if it meant that he had to call Bruce “dad” now. 

And Bruce, of course, tells him that he doesn’t, that John Grayson is still your father, you don’t need to call me dad (Bruce doesn’t call Alfred dad, there is no reason why Dick should have to call him dad). Dick’s relieved because it hasn’t been long since his parents were put in the ground and the idea of someone else trying to be his dad right now is terrible, so he says “so we’re like partners!” and that works for them for a while

But Dick does see Bruce as a father, and Bruce sees Dick like his son, but neither of them acknowledge it because they think the other person isn’t comfortable with it.

Just imagine both their faces the first time Dick slips, because it was a long night in Gotham and he’s tired, and calls Bruce dad.

Their faces would be priceless.


Are you ready for a Hamilton/ In the Heights crossover?! I love these two musicals so much! In the Heights got me through high school and now Hamilton’s getting me through college, so this was just so much fun to draw out a couple of my favorite characters interacting with each other.

I have so many head cannons for this AU and didn’t even get through half of them in this post, so i’ll upload more of this AU soon. Also if you haven’t listened to Lin M.M’s In The Heights and if you love Hamilton then please, do yourself a favor and buy the album! It is amazing!!!

Suck it, ya filthy, fake Redcoat!

LTL, FTP and all that Jazz. Compared to some of the stories here mine is fairly tame, but considering my age at the time, the effort I had put into the whole affair and the resulting payoff, I would consider this pro enough to fit in here.

I’ve lived in Germany almost my entire life, yet through a twist of fate, I grew up learning the English language as a native speaker, since my father emigrated to Germany from the USA. As such, I’ve always had an American accent when speaking English and I’ve never met anyone who thought they felt the need to complain about it. Every time a teacher asked why I spoke English so well I replied that I am a US National by birth because my Father is from the US. All my teachers seemed quite impressed, except this one Hag, half a lifetime ago… If there ever was an award for creepy Anglophilia, she’d be neck deep in honors and certificates. Instead of encouraging me to speak more so that the other students could learn proper pronunciation from an actual native speaker, like many other English teachers at my school back then did, this woman thought it necessary to berate me for “speaking in such a horrible and filthy manner” and “cure [me] of that insufferable atrocity of an accent.” Mind you, these were actual quotes from this woman. My dad was no help at all. He was fairly ignorant about me being bullied by one of my own teachers, and even went so far as to yell at me to “suck it up and respect my elders”. So, yeah, I stuck it up. It didn’t help that I also wrote in American English (you know, color instead of color, tire instead of tyre, cookie instead of biscuit, that sort of thing) and the Hag had the audacity to write these “mistakes” up as double errors, meaning I got twice points deducted for spelling errors that weren’t even actual errors! I was so fed up with this woman and it wasn’t even two months into the school year.

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anonymous asked:

One of my fav Ziam moments that no matter how many times I watch I still chuckle is their 2011 interview with C. Moyles on the breakfast show. The look on Zayn's face when the interviewer asks Liam 'would he like to go for a drink later' is priceless!

oh my godd 😂 I had to watch through it again but the way zayn’s head snaps around so fast is comparable to niall when the interviewers mentioned rbb bears

I took sequential screenshots to add in but if anyone wants to watch it starts at 23:00 minutes with chris asking liam to go out for drinks

LOL ZAYNIE PLZ that last one he is so jealous and liam is playing along pretending to think about taking chris up on his offer (liam says yes) and it’s followed up with the other boys giving a “yeaaaaaah!” zayn’s yeah is unenthusiastic and peeved

The Snow Globe

by reddit user NP-CO

“Janie honey,” My mother said as we left the funeral. “That lawyer gave me a key.”

“A key?” I said.

“It seems that Aunt Tabitha left you something. Locked in a safe deposit box.”

“Really? I asked turning to my mother. “But wasn’t she poor?”

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I passed by this house garden in Hebron, Palestine

Graffiti on the right is a quote from Amal Dunqul’s famous poem Do Not Reconcile:

Do not reconcile
even if they give you gold
I wonder
if I were to gouge out your eyes
and replace them with two gems
would you see?
These things are priceless.

nct reaction | realizing they’re crushing on their close friend

You had been friends for a long time, maybe not best friends, but you were very close. When he was young he didn’t really notice it, in fact, he never really thought about it either. But recently, he couldn’t stop himself from picking out all the little features he loved about you. Every time you were near, even if it wasn’t for him in particular, his eyes seemed to trace all your features and his ears listen to all your words. In what moment did he realize things weren’t the same as they used to be?


It wouldn’t take long for him to notice the change, ultimately trying to blame you for changing when, in the end, it was him. He’d become much more distant, not daring to tangle himself up into a mess with his feelings. Just the brush of your shoulder would be enough to send him to the opposite side of the room in order to calm his racing heart beat. Taking careful steps, as not to ruin your friendship, he’d certainly act a lot different after admitting to himself he felt more for you than a simple friendship. The further he was from you, the easier it was for him to calm himself, yet the harder it was to forget you.

Originally posted by nctinfo


Unlike Taeil, it would probably take a while for Taeyong to admit he liked you, but the flustered actions and heated face said otherwise. He’d want to be closer to you, the little jolts that ran through his body when your fingers brushed were electrifying, and he loved it. It was like a rush, and he’d certainly take advantage of it. Your simple friendship would bloom and you’d practically become inseparable, but he would never admit anything. In fact, he’d be frustrated with himself for cowardly hiding his feelings, but loosing you was not worth the slim chance of having anything more.

Originally posted by nntdrm


Playful. This giant would literally become a child, taking you out on friendly dates, keeping a close eye on your feelings and health. One of those people that would literally leave the house at 2am to give you a hug, playing of his actions as just “being a good friend.” Though he would be pretty obvious about his crush, he wouldn’t say anything too soon, waiting to see if you’d come out an confess first. His reaction would be a way of fulfilling the idea of a romantic relationship, without actually having to give up the friendship that was built around it. Unfortunately, he’d be worried that he already screwed his chances over with his childish choices.

Originally posted by withsuh


Another playful man, but not as obvious as Johnny. He’d definitely treat you much more kindly, but he’d also tease you like there was no tomorrow. He’d play the sweet and romantic moves slyly, while using the teasing as a form to cover up his intentions. He’d refuse to admit his feelings at first, but after seeing that his distancing had a negative effect on you, he’d accept his fate. He probably won’t be ready to give up the friendship if your reactions to him are oblivious and naive, but he’d be the type to take his chances if he saw the opportunity. 

Originally posted by taei


Frustrated that his heart would betray him in such a way, he’d probably become a bit colder towards you. Not mean, but not distant like Taeil either. The personality change may come as a shock, but it would be his way of trying to cope with the fact that he had fallen into a cliche romance scene. He’s the kind of person who recognizes the reality of situations, so playing his chances with you was not something he was willing to do. Unfortunately, he knew trying to pry you off of him was not benefiting himself in anyway, and will probably make his situation worse. He’d try to forget his feelings, even if in the end his plans don’t work.

Originally posted by dovounq


Ten would admit his feelings to himself on the spot, it would be something he cherished. Knowing that he felt such an attraction to someone he already trusted with a whole heart would be rather enticing. He wouldn’t look at you the same way, eyes full of love and care, touches gentle an soft. It would be as if he was taking in a fragile sculpture, a priceless piece of art he felt responsible for keeping safe. He’d treat you with so much more care and offer so much more attention that you’d probably realize his feelings before he even said anything. Willing to drop everything you guys had together, he’d be the most likely to tell you how he feels in the end, trusting, whether you accepted or not, you’d still be around.

Originally posted by vertzuki


Jaehyun would find it amusing as he came to realize his feelings, taking in the idea that everything you did and were seemed like a dream to him now. He’s one of those people that would laugh at every joke you made, even if it wasn’t funny, and compliment anything and everything about you. “You hair smells really nice today.” He’d definitely come off as a bit stranger than he used to be, giddy and weird, but not something that you really minded. His ears would probably always be red around you, something that was rather cute yet confusing to others. He’d want to tell you about his feelings, but afraid he may embarrass himself, he’d avoid it more often than not. 

Originally posted by jyofanclub


Of all the members, WinWin would probably be the most flustered. Not in a cute and embarrassed way, but a hesitant and fearful way. As one of the few people he had probably felt such a way for, he’d definitely feel awkward around you. You might think that he didn’t like you, or was intimidated (which wasn’t false), but he was rather very fond of you, he just didn’t know how to go about it. Not having even thought about confessing his feelings, this boy would go about his days trying to sort them out and how he can approach you about it. He wouldn’t be distant or cold, nor happy and cute, he’d just be kinda awkward and disoriented, maybe confused. 

Originally posted by y-ta


Honestly, whether this boy realizes it or not, I think he’d be quite similar to his regular self. Already being quite a flustered person, liking you was no exception to his cute ways. He’d get embarrassed more often, and probably stumble on his words a little more during conversations, but the changes wouldn’t seem like much in your eyes. When he’s not getting embarrassed and making a fool of himself, he’d probably think fondly of you, eyes tracing all the features loved and mind replaying simple memories he had of you, only to write sappy lines on the pages of his journal when he had the spare time. Admitting his feelings to himself wasn’t so bad, but admitting them to you would have to wait for a later time.

Originally posted by stal777


Like Ten, this boy would be more than happy to admit his feelings for you. He’d be gentle and caring, taking you out more often and nurturing your friendship until its ready to become more. But unlike Ten’s open affection, Renjun is a shy bean, so he would easily embarrass himself if he caught his antics being a little too obvious, nervously trying to cover up their meanings. His cheeks would easily flush at anything you did, but his stature remained unaffected, as he was able to control his nerve to some extent when you were around. Being young though, he’d most likely accidentally reveal his feelings before he was willing to reveal it himself. 

Originally posted by kunxxxsol


Jeno is a pretty calm person, as far as seen, so realizing this sort of situation wouldn’t affect him much. He’d probably play off your regular friendship and not really do much that made it obvious he liked you. As you guys were already close friends, he was comfortable in your presence before, so he’d probably be comfortable after realizing his feelings. Perhaps laughing along with you a bit longer, and trying to get out more a bit harder, his personality and relationship with you would not alter much, but inside his head, he’d probably be setting fires trying to control his feelings. As far as telling you goes, you may never know how he feels at the end of the day.

Originally posted by mauloveskpop


honestly, of all the members, I love this boy’s personality the most. Haechan would not want to admit to himself that he liked you, even though you gave him so many butterflies he thought he was going to throw-up. Being around you would make his head hot, so to keep himself from getting too embarrassed, he would tease you, occasionally taking it too far, to which he get really upset with himself and probably avoid you for a few days. He wouldn’t want to hurt you, but he wouldn’t want to hurt himself either. Your sweet words left him in a sputtering mess, and your touches left his ears burning for the rest of the day. He was a mess, and you could tell, but he was not going to cave in, especially with the haunting fear of rejection lingering in his mind all the time.

Originally posted by haenyan


Another pretty obvious boy, Jaemin wouldn’t really care about knowing his feelings towards you, he’d just let it happen. He’d treat you differently than he treats the rest of his friends, like a noticeable difference, whether you noticed it or not. It would be one of those things that everyone can see through. The soft gazes, the carefully chosen words, the little dates and gifts he’d have prepared for you, and only you. Like Ten, he’d be willing to drop everything and tell you his feelings, it was that simple. Unsure of how strong he felt towards you, as he is still young, he’d know well enough that if he stayed looping in your friendship, he would never have the slightest chance to be more.

Originally posted by haechannie


Chenle probably wouldn’t admit his feelings, but he’d definitely recognize a difference. The strange feeling in his stomach when you were around, and the way your voice sounded different, even though it hasn’t changed. It’s one of those things that unintentionally happen, where he’d find himself laughing at your puns and supporting your every choice, even if he thought it was stupid. He would follow you to the end of the earth just to see your smile, and buy you an entire mountain to prove his love; and yet, he just couldn’t pull himself to actually say these things because he was unsure if your felt the same way. He’d probably say something as a hint, and leave it lingering in the air for your own mind to figure out.

Originally posted by kunxxxsol


He’d definitely notice the changes, much like Chenle, but more oblivious. Jisung wasn’t sure when it happened, but he noticed one day that your voice sounded more melodious than it did before, and your smile was prettier than it was just a day earlier. Your presence began to make him feel nervous. He’d still treat you as he did, but the ever-growing forest of butterflies at the pit of his stomach would never leave, and the rapid beating of his heart against his rib-cage had him asking others if he was okay. Because he probably wouldn’t realize his feelings, telling you about them as a confession was off the list, but asking you if he was okay may lead you to realize his feelings before he did himself.

Originally posted by kunxxxsol

anonymous asked:

Alex Summers!!! Im still so salty about his death man ..... so bitter

Originally posted by shirokirito-sao

Prompt: “My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on”

Character: Alex Summers

Warning: Alludes to sex

At 8 in the morning, after a long night, a long…naked…sweaty night you did not expect to unlock your phone to a text from your mother…saying that your parents were 10 minutes away and were coming to visit you at your apartment…on a Saturday just past 8 in the morning.

Any other morning that might have been fine. In fact it might have been most welcome. But this particular Saturday you had a naked and attractive stranger in your bed and 10 minutes to get him dressed and out of your apartment before your parents saw because the last thing you wanted was that awkward conversation…where your mother would assume he was a boyfriend and you’d have to explain you’d met him last night in a club.

The man in question, his name you seemed to recall was Alex, was still asleep in your bed and while you’d have liked to enjoy the morning with him and his very, very attractive body you couldn’t. 

You leant over and shook him away, more frantically than you’d have done any other day. 

“Hey?” He was still groggy and you really hated having to kick him out after such a fun night but you had to. You walked around the room and grabbed his clothes (he already had your number in his phone) and shoved them in his arms.

“My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on and you might want to leave?” You have him the low down, pulling on some fresh underwear hastily and grabbing something to wear. 

“Or I could meet the parents.”

“Haha, very funny” You didn’t think he was serious, of course he wasn’t! What sort of person wants to meet the parents of the person the fucked after a drunk night (a fun night still)? 

“I’m serious…I could just pretend nothing happened, that I’m a ‘friend’” Thankfully he’s actually pulling his clothes on now and you’ve never been more grateful for clothing in your life because your mother would have a shock to find a naked man in your apartment. 

“Why would you do that?” 

“Because I really don’t want to rush out your door at what? 8 in the morning?” He looked at his phone before looking at you as if you had the final stay on whether he stayed or he went. 

“If you’re staying you’re making breakfast and small talk.” Part of you was somewhat giddy about the thought. Your parents would be priceless to find a man in your home and you’d get to spend more time with him…so long as they didn’t know what went on last night it might actually work out?

Breathless | Byun Baekhyun

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| Travel AU | Tour-guide! Baekhyun | Fluff | Slight Angst | 

Summary: Where you unfortunately lose your engagement ring while on a solo-tour around Europe, and have to enlist the help of your very cute, very cheeky tour guide named Baekhyun to help you find it.

Word Count: 8k

A/N: I may or may not have a slight addiction to using Bollywood films as inspirations…this one is based on ‘Jab Harry Met Sejal’…but I think it turned out pretty well! I really hope you like it!

You really, really hoped that your eyes were playing games. That you would blink a couple of times and your exquisite diamond ring would be back on your ring finger. That you hadn’t, of course you hadn’t, somehow lost it in the middle of Europe.

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