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  • MLM content in Mass Effect: Ugh, fine you homos here's two MLM dudes. No squadmates, only one counts towards the achievement. One is down in the basement so we don't piss off the straights by making him even marginally visible and the bi romance is heavily skewed towards F!Ryder anyway. Now get out of my Caucasian home.
  • MLM content in Dragon Age: Here's two MLM squadmates. One is entirely, exclusively gay. You can romance both of them, and their romances received just as much care and attention as the straight romances. And the gay squadmate's backstory entirely revolves around empowering him for his queerness and touches on LGBT issues in real life. Oh and if you don't romance either of them they hook up and never shut up about all of the hot, sweaty man sex they keep having, because fuck heteronormativity and fuck The Love That None Dare Speak. Oh and we've been doing this sort of thing since 2009. Anyway, what's good Montreal?

anonymous asked:

I had this crazy idea about Genma/kakashi like, imagine Bookstore-Owner!Kakashi chilling behind the counter reading some porn when his door slams open and this very annoyed but super sexy Florist!Genma storms in heading straight for Kakashi. Genma slams his hands down on the counter, glaring at Kakashi and says "I swear to god if you don't have a book on flower meanings I'm going to murder my customer." And Kakashi discovers Genma's hot and florists couldn't give 2 shits about flower meanings.

(Thank you anon, oh my god I’ve been fiddling with like 15 different WIPs for the past 6 hours and didn’t realize that THIS is what my brain was looking for, but IT IS PERFECT.)

Kakashi is about halfway through the display copy of the newest Icha Icha book, idly swirling the dregs of the mocha Obito had brought him earlier when he stopped in to yell about Kakashi needing to fend for himself for dinner because he had a date goddamnit—Kakashi is skeptical, because this is Obito, and he’s willing to wager an empty stomach that whatever bastard has set their eyes on Obito is going to end up needing a trip to the emergency room when they show their creep colors before the second course—and vaguely contemplating whether he should reorganize the self-help section again. It’s always amusing to tell people who ask him where things are in it that he can’t help them, because they need to help themselves, and the joy those moments provide keeps Kakashi more or less sane on lazy days like this.

Sometimes he thinks he should have opened that dog-grooming parlor Gai suggested, rather than a bookstore, but then he remembers the Poodle Incident that followed shortly after and is quietly relieved all over again.

Then, without warning, the door slams open with a force that’s usually reserved for hurricanes, setting the cheerful bell above it clanging like it’s rolling down a mountainside. Kakashi startles, almost dropping his coffee, and looks up just as a pair of hands in fingerless gloves slam down on the counter.

That, Kakashi thinks, eyeing the man as he lowers is book, is a very tight tank top and a lot of very, very pretty golden skin. And muscles. Sweaty muscles, and while one would think Kakashi got more than enough of those living with Rin, who actually enjoys training with Gai and has the six-pack to prove it, these ones are particularly ropy and lovely.

The guy’s face isn’t all that bad either, even if his expression is currently just about the same level as deadly Obito’s was after that especially disastrous date with that Madara creep and the introduction to the quasi-cult he hosted in his basement.

“I swear to god,” the man says, and the words might be even, there might be a flower tucked behind his ear, but the spark in his eyes is very close to incandescent rage, “if you don’t have a book on flower language I’m going to murder my customers.”

Ah. Kakashi closes his book carefully, studying the man. That would explain the apron wrapped around his hips, embroidered with a smiley sunflower and the logo of the flower shop down the block. Kakashi hasn’t ever had reason to go in before, but now that he knows eye candy like this works there, he might just have to change that.

“That depends,” he says, offering the man a lazy smile. “Did you want Victorian flower language, hanakotoba, Hindu flower language…” It takes effort not to laugh at the expression of mingled horror and disgust that crosses the man’s face.

“God damn it,” the florist sighs, dragging his bandana off. Chestnut hair falls into his face, and he smooths it back with a grimace. The muscles in his arm and shoulder flex in ways that kind of make Kakashi want to bite them.

Kakashi isn’t staring. He’s just…observing. That’s it. Definitely not ogling. Or drooling.

“You’ll probably get the most mileage out of Victorian,” he offers, as soon as he can scrape up enough brain cells to do so. “They tend to be the most common, too.” He pushes up, stepping around the desk, and it’s a narrow space filled with displays, so he has no choice but to brush past the florist on his way by.

On an entirely unrelated note, the man has a truly fantastic ass.

“You’re a lifesaver,” the florist sighs, tucking his bandana into his back pocket and following Kakashi up the staircase to the second floor. “I’ve been open a month and I already have people asking for bouquets that are subtly vengeful or possibly interested if you try harder or—fuck, I don’t know. Why not just get a damn card? If I have to Google this shit one more time I’m going to scream.”

Kakashi chuckles, finding the correct book and pulling it down from the shelf. And if he stretches a little more than he might otherwise, making a very subtle show of it, well. No one who would mock him for it is currently here (a true miracle, and Kakashi thanks all his lucky stars for it) so he’s really got nothing to lose.

“Of all the pitfalls of the flower business I had considered, that wasn’t one of them,” he says, turning to offer the hardcover to the man. “This is the only copy I have, and it’s leather-bound and illustrated, so it will cost more. If you want to wait a week, I could order another version.”

The man smiles, and wow. Kakashi can practically feel his brain shorting out. The scowl was hot; the smile, a little crooked and very warm, lighting up his hazel eyes, is nothing short of gorgeous. “This is great, actually,” he says, taking it carefully to avoid touching it with his dirt-streaked gloves, and that is yet another mark in his favor. Kakashi appreciates a man who takes care of books. “I can display it in the store and write it off as for the business. Thank you.”

“Not a problem.” Kakashi wonders if he should push his luck, but for all his muscles the florist doesn’t look the type to deck someone for making a pass, so he decides to take a chance. “You know, I’ve got a one-time-only sale going on right now.”

The man glances up, one brow rising, and damn. Kakashi is bought and sold. Take off the price tag, no returns. He makes his smile as charming as possible—Obito calls it skeevy, but Obito also keeps dating assholes and weirdos, so he doesn’t get an opinion—and offers, “Buy me coffee and you can have it.”

Brown eyes flecked with green and gold widen, and then the man laughs, bright and warm, and grins.

He has dimples. No one should be allowed to be simultaneously that cute and sexy.

“I don’t know,” he says thoughtfully, rubbing a light finger over the engraved cover. “This looks more like a buy-me-dinner book, unless you like really spendy coffee.”

“Well.” Kakashi makes a show of considering it. “I suppose I can make allowances, seeing as I’m the owner. And since it’s in the name of keeping you from murdering people.”

“A civil servant, huh? I like a man who knows his civic duty.” The florist reaches into one of the pockets of his apron and pulls out a pale green card, flipping it between his fingers as he glances up at Kakashi through long lashes. A pause, and then he flips to Kakashi, just the barest edge of a smirk pulling at his mouth. Kakashi catches it—without fumbling, which, score—and the man steps away with a lazy wave. “I close at six. Give me a call or swing by whenever.”

Kakashi watches his retreat—and damn, that is one fantastic ass—and only glances down at the card when the bell on the door chimes again. Genma Shiranui, it reads in neat, darker green lettering. There’s a business number and a cell number both printed under it, a small smudge of dirt on one corner, and it takes a concentrated effort for Kakashi not to beam like a fool.

“Genma,” he repeats out loud, and chuckles a little at his own ridiculousness as he heads down the stairs.

There’s the thirty dollars he was charging for the book sitting in front of the till, with the flower that had bene behind Genma’s ear resting on top. Kakashi picks it up, spinning it between his fingers, and…

He’s read that flower book, and he remembers perfectly well what meaning a white violet holds, even if Genma doesn’t have any idea. What a perfect twist of fate, Kakashi thinks, and snags one of Rin’s teacups for a makeshift vase.

White violets mean let’s take a chance on happiness, and Kakashi is more than willing to do just that.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any recs where an alive! Hale pack reacts to Steter? Whether they can't believe Peter has found someone just as snarky or if they don't think it's gonna last and whatever is Peter doing to the poor boy? The fics don't have to be centred this though, just some interesting reactions from the Hale pack would be nice. :) Thanks!

Definitely! Here’s some I liked:

The Unexpected Marriage of Peter Hale by moonstalker24

This is the story of how Peter gets married without technically dating anyone.

“You can bring your boyfriend with you,” Talia says.
Peter stops giving Henry more bits of dried fruit to stare at his sister “Boyfriend?”
“Of course!” Talia gestures at Stiles who looks around behind him with wide eyes. “I’m sure the whole family would be interested in meeting your young man.”

Proposing To Strangers by moonstalker24

At the end of a strained relationship, crime novelist Stiles chooses to hide from the world inside a bar with far too many motorcycles outside it for comfort. Here he’ll meet the man of his dreams, eat food and propose marriage, all within the first five minutes.

Peter doesn’t know who this kid is, but he’s cute and looks like he could use a break. So he feeds him. He’s not expecting a marriage proposal, but with what comes after, he doesn’t really mind.

Sweet Like Cherry Wine by ladypigswagon

Stiles growls softly. He can’t seem to get the beak right, it’s too narrow, disproportionate with the rest of the head. He sighs, charcoal smudged fingers leaving grey marks on his cheeks as he drags a hand over his face. The crow he’s studying hops closer, squawking indignantly when it sees Stiles drawing.

“I’m trying,” Stiles mutters. The crow squawks again, hopping back along the branch. The setting sun casts a warm orange glow through the gaps in the treetops. His mother will probably come collect him for dinner soon; he needs to get this right before the light fades.

This Time Around by alternativename, Green

Stiles is a seer dreaming about a pack of werewolves who die in a fire; Peter is a begrudging packmate who doesn’t really feel like part of the family.

When Stiles finally crosses the line and changes the Hales’ history forever, the two of them start up their own story.

Sanctuary by DiscontentedWinter

The Hale Wolf Sanctuary isn’t just for wolves.

It turns out it’s for Stilinskis as well.

Red String verse by gryvon

Peter had given up hope of ever finding his soulmate until the red string on his finger leads him to a four-year-old. He’s going to Hell. Or jail. Or both.

You Had Me at Canapes by LadyArinn

Stiles doesn’t mean to sneak into the Hale wedding, and he certainly doesn’t mean to have cliche coat-room sex with the bride’s uncle, but what had happened, happened, and it wasn’t like he could just leave. At least, not until he got to have some of that cake.

The Time Travel Grammar Book by Guede

Young newly-single mother Talia takes her three children home, only to find her parents missing and her teenage brother talking about strange monsters in the woods—and they’re werewolves themselves, after all, so this is worrying.

Meanwhile, Stiles, Scott, and Lydia touch down in yet another timeline. Obviously, they’re not here for the nostalgia.

The Dragon’s Wolf by DenaCeleste

Stiles is a vengeful dragon, and Peter is his mate. Stiles just has to convince Peter of that while they deal with the attempted murder of the Hale pack.

Write Me Love Notes in Glitter Glue by pibroch (littleblackdog)

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.

Stiles is a single dad with two kids, and a real contempt for the status quo. Peter is a kindergarten teacher with an army of loyal little minions, and maybe a few ulterior motives.

Can I Tattoo a Baby? by Elpie (Horribibble)

Before he inked his first tattoo, Stiles Stilinski had filled a dozen sketchbooks.
Before he knew what he wanted to do with his life, Stiles Stilinski had a kid to take care of.
Before he threw in the towel completely, Stiles Stilinski met Peter Hale.

Life is made up almost exclusively of happy accidents. (And some really terrifying childhood memories.) But that’s okay.

(Really they’re all kind of morons, but the Buffy style asskicking doesn’t hurt.)

Goodbye to a World by mia6363

Too many of them had died… and those who were left were more broken because of it. So when Peter hesitantly admitted to knowing about a spell that would send someone back in time Stiles knew he had to do it.

Of Gods and Men by Triangulum

Peter has always had his favorites. It’s not that he’s particularly fond of humans, he’s not, but he finds that walking invisible among them at times is much more entertaining than dealing with the squabbling and politics of the other gods. He’s always been a solitary creature among them, though his sister always calls him strange for that and says that gods aren’t meant to be alone. Maybe that’s why she has a horde of children.


The one where Peter is a god and finds a favorite in Stiles.

We Were Supposed to Be by Udunie

Stiles didn’t know what he expected to see in the closet. It was like every other one down the hallway, filled with cleaning supplies a janitor could need in a hospital. There wasn’t anything extraordinary, not a bottle out of place.

Two weeks ago, Heather killed herself in there.

Omegas were supposed to have sensitive noses, but Stiles couldn’t pick up anything. It all smelled like sickness and disinfectant, like every other room.

“Move it,” Harris barked out behind him. The beta swatted Stiles’ head with his clipboard, sending his ears ringing.

Stiles moved, feeling like he was in a bubble that made everything gray and dull on the outside.

Sometimes he missed Heather. Sometimes he envied her.

Less Sass, More Cupcake by nezstorm, Vaal

Stiles and Peter are a forever kind of deal. They know that, everyone who knows them knows that, the creatures they fight are aware of that, too. What they all don’t realize, though, is that Stiles and Peter haven’t taken the final step yet.

Strange Duet by BelleAmante, thiliart (thilia)

The past three years have been a series of shocking, or not so shocking, successes for 2018 Tony award winner and two time Grammy nominee, Stiles Stilinski. You don’t typically find classically trained opera singers singing alternative folk rock to crowds at Coachella. Nor do you find indie singer/songwriters winning best actor awards at the Tony’s for their Broadway debuts. Stilinski has made it his lifetime habit to defy and exceed all expectations.


A Steter fic loosely based on Phantom of the Opera

Kindred Spirits - Teen Wolf Arc by Starkindler

Stiles was registered as Dormant when he didn’t come online at sixteen, after even his mother’s sudden death didn’t trigger his Sentinel genes. He wasn’t supposed to come Online. They said only an extreme circumstance where he feared for his survival could possibly trigger his genetics into becoming active, but they doubted it would happen even then. In other words, he was broken.

His life just wasn’t that exciting. Or so he thought, until one day he and Scott decided to take a jog in the woods, preparing for cross-country for their Senior year. It was the first half of summer, and starting early ensured they were in great shape for the start of school. There were general warnings of staying out of the woods, talk about how they could be dangerous. Stiles never believed them, because he’d spent some quality time in those same woods his entire life.

Besides, nothing ever happened in Beacon Hills.

Spinning Gold by Elpie (Horribibble)

Stiles finds himself locked in the highest room of the tallest tower, and he knows that when they come for him at dawn, it will still just be a room filled with straw.

Until Peter messes everything up.


“Your doubt, while charming, is unwarranted. It can be done, and it will be done, but first we should come to an agreement, don’t you think?”

you and me are the lucky ones by Sang_argente

“Alpha McCall, it seems like there’s only one way to settle this alliance then.”

“You’re right,” Scott replied. “Stiles and Peter will tie our packs by marriage.”

“Wonderful. Shall we set the wedding for this time next month?” Talia asked.


Temporary Claim by run_for_me

Some, of course, are off limits. Queen Talia and her husband have their special favorites who join their marriage bed from time to time. Laura has several young strapping men that are hers and hers alone. Even Derek has a few favorites—the quiet ones, the sweet ones.

Peter? The Duke only has one.

Reyna Writes: Partners Under Covers - An Alyadrien Week Prompt


For Alyadrien Week #7: AU

Waiting to post this was fucking t o r t u r e, since I had it finished about a week ago, but oh well.

Normally @siderealsandman is my enabler in stuff like this, but this time around, it’s more @bullysquadess‘s fault. :P

Enjoy! <3


When prompted, the neighbors of one Adrien Agreste would have a lot to say about him, all good things:

M. Agreste? Oh, he’s so kind, I just love him.”

“Adrien? Yes, he’s such a joy to have in the neighborhood! Always volunteers at the neighborhood barbecues, and he never has a bad thing to say about anyone!”

“Oh yes, Adrien Agreste. Just between you and me, if I didn’t have a partner, I’d certainly like a shot at him…hell, I think Jean would probably agree!”

Former part-time model Adrien Agreste made his living by teaching piano lessons for kids, teens, adults—basically anyone who wanted to learn—at the local rec center, where all the townsfolk gathered to learn a variety of skills, be it the piano, cooking, dancing, or even quilting. And he was never without business—when he wasn’t teaching at the rec center, people were practically lining up for private lessons outside his two-story home, which was grander than a few of the houses, but modest enough, considering his gigantic inheritance when his father passed. He was always ready with a helping hand and a smile, which would make him an easy target when it came to shady individuals, but he was just so pure that anyone who tried to scam him seemed to end up giving up with a thousand apologies, which he always accepted. Adrien Agreste was simply too pure for anyone to mean him harm.

That…and his lawyer was not someone to be trifled with.

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A little note about this masterlist before I begin, just to clarify: The things in italic are smutty/nsfw. So if you’re not into smut, then you should probably skip those. If it has a title/name but it’s not linked that means it’s something I’m thinking of writing eventually. I write as the mood hits me and most likely, it’ll wind up being done at some point.

I don’t take requests, sorry bbies! I just write whatever I want, whenever I feel like writing because it works best for me. I suck at handling things under pressure and I know if I did take requests, there would be pressure, so I’m not. I just write and share what I write as I write it, shitty as it may seem. Again, I’m really sorry, I feel like that’s disappointing but it’s just how I work.

In my fan fictions I use original characters that I’ve come up with and not reader inserts. I had a few questions about why I used names for Crave You / All I Want, Mad Love & An Awkward Love Story and I’ll address that now.. I do that because these are stories I’ve been wanting to write and only just got the guts too. And I came up with original characters as the ideas for these stories were born so yes, I’m gonna use them. Sorry if it bugs anyone that they can’t just throw their own name into the story, but like… I write them how they come to me. I hate that it sounds bitchy and I promise you, I’m not trying to be. I’m just answering the questions here as opposed to waiting until I get asks about why I didn’t make it a reader insert. I didn’t make them reader inserts because I wanted to use my original characters. Hopefully nobody hates me for it!

Again, I don’t take requests. I’m very sorry, I just do this mainly for the amusement it brings me and it’s an escape for me? Anyway, this is my new masterlist, updated and hopefully, organized.

                               FANFICTIONS – WWE

crave you

[ 1 2345- 6- 7- 8 - 9 - 10 -11]


Baron didn’t want an Omega.. But then Savannah stormed into his life and seemed like she wasn’t taking no for an answer. Baron finally manages to push her away and she’s doing what he wants when suddenly, Baron realizes that what he thought he wanted ( her to leave him alone) isn’t what he wanted at all. But when Ziggler steps up too, what will happen?


angst, romance, smut


Heavily implied !Alpha & !Omega dynamics. I mean it, guys. I’m doing my best to include literally everything I’ve found on the !Alpha & !Omega universe in here, ranging from nesting and heat cycles to knotting and claiming. If you don’t like !A/!O fics, you won’t like this because it’s not vague, it’s blatantly obvious that this is an !Alpha/ !Omega fic. SLOOOOW BURN WARNING. If you’re not the patient type, it’s not recommended. This is like… eventual porn with loooots of plot first. Yes, there will be smut and a lot of it, but… there’s a lot of plot before the smut starts.


body fluids, biting/marking, rough sex, light choking, possible light bondage, !Dominant Baron, sex in almost public places, lots of sexual tension, spanking, use of sex toys/food/ other items and pretty much anything else I come up with as I get to writing in the smutty chapters. I’m being serious, the smut will be full on smut. And sometimes, it might be angry smut.




Teen to Mature, I posted it in the Mature section on just to be safe. I just felt I should give it a warning label here because I don’t want to offend / trigger anyone. So you all know what you’re getting into when you read it, right? Good, great.

Mad Love - on hold for now, sorry guise. Gotta figure out just how the hell to do what I want to do without rushing it.

[1-2-3-4 -5


Kristina is in a fwb ( friends with benefits) relationship with Dean Ambrose. She wants more than just his friendship though. After another one night stand, as he’s leaving, it hits her ( and him) and rather than talk about it, both of these stubborn little shits proceed to do the things that result in an angst filled love plot with a few twists ( and more awkwardness).


angst, romance, smut




Angsty smut on some occasions. Sex with different parties ( like Dean with another woman and OFC with another man), as well as light biting / marking, food play, light choking, light bondage, toys, sexting, masturbation, uhm… pretty much anything and everything I can come up with as I go really. Occasionally, Dean will be !Dominant and he’ll seem more like Moxley than Dean at times.




Teen to Mature, I posted it in the Mature section on just to be safe. I just felt I should give it a warning label here because I don’t want to offend / trigger anyone. So you all know what you’re getting into when you read it, right? Good, great.




Okay, so… This came to me earlier and yeah. I had to do it. It’s the classic room mate / best friend trope with a twist.. Pete and Mira ( an OC I’m using for this)  have had crushes on each other since they were 14 but it was never really the right time. Now, they’re sharing an apartment and Mira is dating, was dating rather, the textbook toxic guy. Pete and Mira still have low key feelings for each other but both have buried them ( because Pete’s not good with emotions, poor bby boo and Mira’s too afraid to mess up a friendship to try again ) and things come to a head with Mira’s ex.

Angst, Fluff and eventually, smut will ensue. Probably more light angst and fluff first. I think that at best, this might have three or four parts. So not a full on mini fic but not just a one shot, either. Title came from a Theory Of A Deadman song that I listened to a lot while writing this.


angst, romance, smut, fluff


Heavy fluff ahead. I mean teeth rotting fluff. Lots of rom com drama too, I took a little from every silly romantic comedy I’ve ever seen and liked a little bit and I smooshed it all into one story? 


Same as the others, I’ll post the warnings as needed on the smutty parts. Most likely though it’ll be slow and intense and fluffy and or awkward sex.




Teen to Mature




Sami Zayn is moving into a new apartment. On the day he moves in, he meets Livvie ( an ofc, and no idec what anyone thinks, I gave her my name because a) not so good at coming up with them and b) I just really love Sami, okay? Okay? Alriiiight. ) who was stood up at the altar on what was supposed to be the happiest day of her life not even an hour before. Sami is going to be her next door neighbor and somewhere along the line, it leads to friendship which leads to a mutual crush which leads to… you get it, happy ending.

Basically, it’s like a rom com. Expect loooooots of fluff and a little angst and smut, ( because it wouldn’t be my story if smut wasn’t in here somewhere? I mean, I write more smut than anything, lmmfao, even if it’s shitty.) and of course, a happy ending.


angst, romance, smut, fluff


Heavy fluff ahead. I mean teeth rotting fluff. Lots of rom com drama too, I took a little from every silly romantic comedy I’ve ever seen and liked a little bit and I smooshed it all into one story?


Same as the others, I’ll post the warnings as needed on the smutty parts. Most likely though it’ll be slow and intense and fluffy and or awkward sex.




Teen to Mature

                              ONE SHOT COLLECTIONS:


These are sort of little prompts I find or make up on my own and use. I write them as the mood strikes me to write for that certain person, and again, no requests please? If they’re on the list, eventually, they’ll be written for. If I add names or you see one and they’re not linked to, that means I want to write one for them also and I’ll do it sooner or later.

They’re all reader inserts, no original characters here I promise. Italics denote smut but not everything will be smutty. Some will be funny, some will be angsty and others will be fluffy as fuck. I try to write one each for the same guys in all categories buuuut, some I might not feel inspired to write in one category or the other for if that makes any sense?

If this made sense, you have the general idea.

TO THE RESCUE:[AJ Dean - !AlphaBaron - Cesaro - !DemonFinn - !AlphaRoman - Sami -  Seth - TJ - Dolph Ziggler , Sheamus – Jeff Hardy – Shannon Moore – Big Cass – Jon Moxley – Sami Callihan – Pete Dunne- Surprise Ending]


Baron Corbin - Dean Ambrose - Finn Balor - Sami Zayn - Jeff Hardy / Shannon Moore Antonio Cesaro - TJ Perkins Seth Rollins - Roman Reigns – Sheamus – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley - Pete Dunne]


Baron Corbin - Finn Balor - Sami Zayn - Antonio Cesaro - Dean Ambrose -AJ Styles – TJ Perkins – Seth Rollins – Sheamus – Roman Reigns – Seth Rollins – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley - Pete Dunne]


[Baron CorbinFinn BalorSami Zayn – Antonio Cesaro – Sheamus – AJ Styles – TJ Perkins – Seth Rollins – Dean Ambrose – Roman Reigns – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley – Jeff Hardy – Shannon Moore- Pete Dunne]


[ Baron Corbin – Finn Balor – Sami Zayn – Antonio Cesaro – Sheamus – AJ Styles – TJ Perkins – Seth Rollins – Dean Ambrose – Roman Reigns – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley – Jeff Hardy – Shannon Moore- Pete Dunne]


[ Baron Corbin – Finn Balor – Sami Zayn – Antonio Cesaro – Sheamus – AJ Styles – TJ Perkins – Seth Rollins – Dean Ambrose – Roman Reigns – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley – Jeff Hardy – Shannon Moore - Pete Dunne ] 


                                REGULAR ONE SHOTS

QUICK NOTE, AGAIN. I don’t take requests and these are all ideas I get that I want to write but they’re just too finite ( complete) to make into a fanfiction or a mini series. So basically these are just different smol plots that come to me and I share them.







under mistletoe -





baby it’s cold outside* -


summer lovin - 


scruffy bad boys - all i want for christmas - the quiet game - scream for me


angry sex - 


friends to lovers - snowed in - makeup sex


oops wrong room - body heat


[stormy nights -


awkwardly yours - a dominant male


[ love you better - 1:30


don’t be gentle i love you - got your attention - i saw you - shut up - kitchen quickie - better man won

Perfect- Jason Todd

Request: Could you do a plus size reader x either Dick or Jason?

notes: this is my first time writing on tumblr and I couldn’t decide between them so I’m writing one for each, please bear with me because this jason one shot is definitely not my best work but I tried


Being with Jason Todd was probably the best thing that could’ve happened to you. You knew all about him being the Red Hood. You knew about the Batfamily. It wasn’t a secret that Jason had changed since meeting you- no one had ever seen him so happy. You were welcomed into the Batfamily with open arms, everyone adored you. The only problem anyone- meaning the snobby rich part of society who showed up to Bruce Wayne’s parties- seemed to have with you was your size. You weren’t a skinny girl, that much was obvious. But you’d always been comfortable in your skin. And that was one of the things Jason loved about you. You didn’t really care what anyone thought about you. It wasn’t exactly like you could help who you were, and you still had plenty of friends and family who loved you. And then there was Jason. But after a while, the comments and remarks and “are you pregnant”’s made you want to put your head through a wall. Or borrow Jason’s mask. You weren’t sure at this point.

“That’s it,” you hissed quietly to your boyfriend after another person asked when you were due, “I’m out of here.”

Before Jason could respond, your heels were clicking on the floor as you made your way out of Wayne Manor. Jason was right on your heels, catching Bruce’s eye on your way out. Bruce came and handed Jason keys to a random car, knowing you wanted to away ASAP. Jason opened the door for you, making sure you seated with your seatbelt on before going and getting in the driver’s seat and heading back to the apartment you two shared.

“I’m taking a shower,” you announced with a sigh as you walked into the apartment, kicking your shoes off and shutting the bathroom door behind you.

Setting the water to as hot as you liked it, you wiped your makeup off before stepping in. Jason joined you not long after, pulling you into his arms.

“You okay?” he asked, his blue eyes looking over your face.

“I’m fine,” you shrugged as you rinsed the shampoo from your hair.

And you were, honestly. The things people told you didn’t bother you- at least in the way it was expected to. It was just annoying.

“If you’re upset because of-”

“I’m not upset,” you interrupted Jason, ready to get out, “I’m annoyed.”

Getting out of the shower, you wrapped a towel around yourself and went to the bedroom to change into pajamas. Jason sat next to you on the bed before he had to leave for his night patrol, smelling like leather and his body wash.

“Hey, I’m sorry,” he pulled you into a hug. “I love you. You know that, right?”

“I love you too,” you managed a small smile for him as his thumb caressed your cheek. Sometimes you felt like you really didn’t deserve the man next to you. He was everything you’d ever wanted and more.

“Just don’t listen to what those stuck-up pricks say,” Jason smirked at you, “they just don’t know a good woman when they see one.”

You blushed at the compliment. Even though you had plenty of self-confidence, something about Jason just turned you in a puddle of girliness. You loved it.

“Suck up,” you playfully accused your boyfriend.

“Actually, you’re the one who sucks,” Jason winked at you, making you gasp and blush harder.

“You’re nasty.”

“That’s not what you said this morning.”

“Oh, get out!” you laughed as you laid down under the covers.

“I’d rather be in,” Jason cheekily grinned before kissing you.

You couldn’t even think of a response, preferring to giggle to yourself as you watched him climb out of the window onto the fire escape and into the night. You laid there for a while, just thinking to yourself. You weren’t skinny, and you were okay with that. You had the best family you could ask for, so why waste time on something so trivial? To Jason you were as perfect as could be, and that was all you needed.

anonymous asked:

I love your art so much??????? I'm quite disappointed that you don't have more notes on them, you certainly deserve it!!!!!!! Would you ever consider doing tutorials or speedpaint videos??

thank you!!!! that’s so sweet!!!! thing is—i don’t particularly care for notes? this blog is new, but i’ve been fucking around on the internet since i was young, and i’ve kinda gotten old-man-cynical about it—they’re nice, but what’s nicer is the kind messages i get, :’^) u guys are sweet

sadly i don’t know how to make speedpaint videos, but i can probably do a tutorial or two if im feeling up to it? what in particular would you like to know?

(ps, here have an elizaveta!)

gentlesleaze  asked:

I just stumbled upon your CS scene analysis thing and they're hilarious. I don't know if you've been asked about this moment already, but could you do their moment at the town line in 3x11 when they're saying goodbye?

Hiya! Thank you so much! And thank you for the request!

Killian’s just watched her say goodbye to everyone. 

To her parents, to Neal, to Regina.

He’s feeling sorrow at the thought of her leaving as much as the others - it’s written all over his face.

And she’s about to get in her car without even acknowledging him.

But Killian can’t let her go without saying something. 

He needs to have his goodbye with her because he’s fallen in love with her, whether she feels the same or not, he doesn’t care - he wants his moment with her too.

So he waits until she’s away from the others before grabbing her attention. 

Look at him. Now he’s got her attention he’s unsure of how to start.

This woman has stormed into his life, completely changed him for the better, rocked his world, and is now about to leave again. 

And he has no idea how to approach her now.

So he goes with casual. It’s like he knows this is probably the last time he’s going to see her and he wants it to be a pleasant memory - a fond one. 

And what better memory to savour than to try and get Emma to smile?

So he’s his usual charming self - his cool facade is on. This is what Emma’s familiar with. 

He’s not bringing up her leaving, he’s complimenting her car.

And smile she does.

But then she gets teary.

Because dammit she’s going to miss him.

She might not feel the same as he does, but she can’t deny that she has some form of affection for him. She cares about him.

She’s probably surprised herself and is thinking “God i’m gonna miss your annoying, flirty ass.” 

He may not be her lover just yet, but he’s certainly become a good friend. 

And she’s sad that she has to say goodbye before they could even begin.

“There’s not a day will go by I won’t think of you.”

Killian wants her to know she’s going to be with him, every day, even if it’s just in thought. 

He wants her to know just how much she means to him, and he’s thankful he ever met her because she’s reminded him of who he used to be. 

She’s made him want to be that better man again, and gave him the chance to be a part of something again. 

She saw Killian Jones when others only saw Captain Hook - and that means everything to him.

He wants her to know he still loves cares for her, even if this is the last they’ll ever see of each other. 

Nothing he said in Neverland has changed - she’s in his heart now and she’s not leaving.

And she believes him. She sees it. And she’s happy about it.

She knows this is the last time she could ever see him and so she let’s her walls down and gives him this moment.


Look at his smile.

This was all he needed.

He knows now. She feels something too.

She didn’t shut him down, she welcomed his affections. She wants him to think about her.

It’s her way of letting him know, there was something there. 

And if there wasn’t a curse about to rip them apart, she would have been open to exploring that. With him. 

His smile makes her smile.

And she’s not looking at him with sadness and tears in her eyes anymore.

It’s more of an understanding.

I may be wrong, but that look in her eye is more like she’s at peace with where she stands with him and there’s a tiny bit of playfulness there.

It’s almost as if she’s fondly thinking “This isn’t over, pirate.” even though they may never cross paths again, she likes the thought of them finding each other again.

As I said, I could be wrong.

But they have a moment. Hope, longing, goodbye’s all projecting from their eyes. 

Maybe they were both longing for a final goodbye kiss- a lingering thought in both their minds. A proper farewell to seal their feelings.

But it’s not the time. Not with everyone behind them, not with all what’s happened, not with the curse so close to hitting.

They’ve ended on a good note. It’s best not to push for more in such a restricted space. They’ve confessed more than they thought in this moment.

And so he backs away.

And lets her go. 

Sleepless Nights Pt 7(Newt x Reader)

Chapter 7

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 8

a/n: I’m so sorry this took so long. PS. I feel like this chapter is crappy. Anyway, should I do another chapter? Or should I end it here? Pps new chapter =fluff and smut. Also props to this chick @thesniffler she’s awesome

Word count: 2400+
Warnings: mentioning of suicide, swearing


You woke up with your hand still on his head, resting in messy curls. You took your free hand and rubbed eyes, yawning a little.

When the door creaked open, you flinched slightly, although you were careful to not wake up Newt. A head full of onyx locks peeked through, wincing at the sight of you and Newt. You felt a whirlwind of emotions at the sight of her; you didn’t know how to react.

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anonymous asked:

Hi! Can I ask... do you have a rec list for superbat fanfics?

ohh boy… anon I hope you enjoy crying cuz I love dark, angsty stories why do you have to expose me like that. Please read the summaries plus all tags and warnings. If you need to know more about a fic before reading you can ask me, some of them aren’t tagged very well. 

Fics listed here mostly story-based with a few pwp.
I’m splitting this into parts. This got long so I had to put it under a read more.

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Chronological List of Kastle & Kastle Important Scenes

Complete with brief scene overviews and approximate episode timestamps!

For @thekastlediaries and the rest of the kastle fam! Tbh I had 99% of this post already saved on my computer for rewatching purposes; I just reorganized it and found the timestamps real quick, lol.

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anonymous asked:

So your farting hc was so flipping funny I was wondering if you would do one for saeran, V, and vanderwood? I don't know if you write them but I think the V one would be hilarious because he probably has sharper hearing due to not seeing well. Your blog and jumin fic is amazing!!! 💕 thank you.

Yes! anything for you, my lovely :) On a serious note tho why are all of you so obsessed with farting o.O I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO THIS. But the link to the rest of the RFA is here



  • Rip MC
  • Being the gentleman that he is, naturally, he assumed that the noise he had heard was maybe it was the leather of the couch when MC had moved
  • But then
  • He smelled it
  • This man is blushing
  • Not because he thinks it’s gross or anything, but he thinks its adorable
  • Assuming that his significant other is probably dying of embarrassment right now
  • He grabs them and sits them in his lap and just holds them
  • He tells them how much he loves them and how honoured he is that they feel comfortable enough to fart in front of him
  • And that he finds it adorable when they are “gross” and burp and stuff because he finds its fricking adorbs. 
  • So now you do it more often :D


  • LOL SO 
  • I am a firm believe that Vanderwood is a total TSUNDERE
  • So when you accidentally let one rip
  • He looks at you and his nostrils FLARE
  • Like 1970′s jeans flare
  • You.
  • Are.
  • Mortified.
  • He just kinda looks at you like, “Really, did you just do that?”
  • And now you feel like crying bc, “great my bf is breaking up with me bc I ripped ass thanks, mother nature”
  • He just kinda walks out and you just fall onto the couch
  • You hear him come back, with a bag, 
  • It’s filled to the top with digestion meds and medicine for gas and cramps
  • He just shoves the bag towards you not making eye contact and slightly blushing
  • I hear that if you have gas then it could be because your stomach hurts or you have indigestion, so take this you smelly girl.”
  • Welp there goes your panties
  • You just grab him by the wrist and pull him to you, smothering him in kisses
  • Your cute little tsundere boy toy


  • This kid
  • Literally, does not care
  • but you are a near hysterical and blushing mess
  • and he is like ????????
  • Thankfully, he’s not as bad as Seven or Jumin
  • He just comes over and tries to fart too but he can’t
  • He’s getting all frustrated and angry now
  • and just tells you to calm down because who cares it’s just farting
  • Too bad, that’s not what you wanted to hear because you think you’re a gross piece of shit
  • Now he’s all blushy and awkward
  • Because everyone and their mom knows that Saeran is the King of Tsundere
  • He just hugs you and says he really doesn’t care because as long as it’s anything from you, he will love it 
  • He tells you that you shouldn’t be embarrassed for farting or whatever else, because it shows him that you feel as comfortable around him as he does you.
  • You grab your little tomato and just cuddly feeling much better

WHOO Alright kiddies, here you go, request are OPEN. If you want to send in requests for headcannons/fics/whatever NOW IS THE TIME BECAUSE I AM ON VACAY :D


Here’s a little idea that I came up with a few days ago while thinking about the “my life as a romantic comedy” meme…

Dr. Catherine Halsey, renowned UNSC scientist, is in danger.
She is retired and living a peaceful life on a modest Sangheili neighborhood on 26th century California, but they have found her and they want her dead. The Covenant, humanity’s greatest alien enemy, has sworn to vaporize the good Doctor in revenge for her supposed crimes (which helped the humans to win the war) and for her own safety, the UNSC deployed a SPARTAN team to deal with the problem. For weeks, Blue Team has been in disguise expecting any kind of alien (or human) attack on Dr. Halsey, which also unfortunately means to cope with the old lady and her two eccentric daughters, Miranda and Cortana. However, Cortana might be the whole reason behind the threat and it’s up to John, one of the finest SPARTANS, to keep her safe… sometimes even from himself.
Join Humanity’s bravest and best as they settle in the empty house across the street and try to pass on for brothers and sisters recently moved into the neighborhood.


John-117 as THE TALL, BROODING, HANDSOME MALE PROTAGONIST. Facing a potential forced retirement due to an old injury, John is given his last chance to keep working for the UNSC. He was made to live in the line of fire and the perspective of retirement is as awful as it can get, but he sure wasn’t expecting this amount of bullshit. He’s a tenacious man of few words with little patience for stupidity and annoying neighbors. Especially children. And Dr. Halsey’s younger daughter, Cortana, because she constantly pisses him off with her witty comments.

Cortana as THE CUTE BUT WEIRD SMART GIRL SLASH FEMALE PROTAGONIST Dr. Halsey’s youngest, kind-of-hippie-but-actually-smart-and-hot-beyond-your-wildest-dreams daughter. She is the real target behind the Covenant’s threat and ultimately becomes John’s little shield and sword, since her wits more than once save everyone’s lifes. Literally she can’t stand him but deep down she has a really big soft spot for the big guy and only wants to understand him. She loves children and animals and making things blow up, also, she might or might not have discovered a very important secret that could destroy the Covenant forever.

Fred-104 as THE TEAM LEADER. UNSC Lieutenant Junior Grade Fred-104 was originally commissioned with the mission. He thinks he calls the shots but he doesn’t, he’s really the team’s mom, always looking after everyone else. He helps old ladies to cross the street and he’s even a decent cook. Seriously, he’s such a good guy that it’s annoying.

Kelly-087 as THE CUTE INNOCENT RABBIT being most likely the fastest SPARTAN alive, Kelly is quite spirited and the team’s absolute badass along with John; and like Fred, she cares about her teammates but more than once she misunderstands their feelings and ends up breaking uncomfortable havoc. She likes to make jokes that nobody understands.

Linda-058 as SNIPER GIRL she’s a quiet loner, most of the time she stands at the background, just staring. Always with a sniper rifle in hand, she barely leaves the house or her spot at the attic, from where she watches out for the street and Dr. Halsey’s house. Her only vocabulary consists in deadpans. She always takes the night shifts.

Charley K-90456 as JOHN’S SURVEILLANCE GADGET. UNSC enhanced war dog Charley is the perfect partner for long-term surveillance missions slash perfect decoy. If a German Shepherd of the size of an adult lion can be considered a decoy. John uses her as an excuse to patrol up and down the streets early at morning and late at night.

Dr. Catherine Halsey as THE TARGET quite-not-so-okay-in-the-head scientist slash miracle worker. A long time widow with some issues about personal space, personal morals and people by themselves. Sometimes she spaces out in the middle of a conversation and she strongly believes that she can solve all the problems in the world; which is why she keeps working in her secret basement’s lab against UNSC permission. She thinks John is a good boy and always invites him and his “siblings” for dinner, but she actually wants Fred to cook because she can’t even make a fried egg.

Miranda Keyes as THE POLITICALLY CORRECT DAUGHTER Dr. Halsey’s older daughter; she married Sergeant Avery Johnson of the Marine Corps and currently is on maternity leave because of her second child, having a vacation at her mother’s house while her husband is on duty. She is always in her right mind and full of older sister’s wisdom, but like her mother, sometimes she spaces out in the middle of conversations.


Jameson Locke and fire-team Osiris as THE TOP DOGS WHO LOOK DOWN ON OUR BELOVED BLUE BABIES. They act like a bunch of a***les but deep down they admire Blue Team and aspire to become as trustworthy and badass as them. Vale has a thing for Usze but she’s too shy to make a move.

Thomas Lasky as THE BOSS. He looks like a cinnamon roll, but he can kill you. And fire your ass. He protects John because they went to the Academy together.

Sarah Palmer as THE HARSH ASS SPARTAN COMMANDER. Like J. Jonah Jameson, she can’t decide if she likes Blue Team or if she wants to get rid of them forever, but since they always get the job done with the average amount of domestic damage, she ends up filing requests for more medals. She yells a lot and probably has a thing going on with Lasky but we can never confirm.

Thel Vadam as THE ALIEN NEIGHBOUR. A retired Covenant Shipmaster who traded secrets with the UNSC in exchange for a quiet, simple life with his wife. He’s the president of the Home Owners Association, doesn’t like SPARTANS stomping on his lawn and pretty much keeps to himself. Unless the SPARTAN’s dog decides to make a crater where his roses used to be or the newspaper doesn’t arrive in time every morning.

Rtas ‘Vaduum and Usze Taham as THE SECRET AGENTS acting as two Sangheili college students, Rtas and Usze are the backup team that most of the time fixes everyone else’s fuck ups. And boy, they fuck up a lot.

Jul 'Mdama as THE TRAITOR YOU NEVER EXPECTED Another neighbor. Enough said.

Kurt-051 as THE NOT SO DEAD FRIEND THAT THINKS HE’S TUXEDO MASK. He’s always in full armor so we really don’t know it’s Kurt until the end of the story, but he mysteriously appears and disappears in the middle of impossible combat situations, saving everyone’s asses from time to time.


Fire-team Majestic as THE BACKUP. Recurring characters with no personality whatsoever, they’re here just in case.

*Charley is my OC, get your hands off my dog.


melsisalady22  asked:

Wolfstar +coffee shop au (I don't care if it's a non-magical au or a magic coffee shop au, to be honest)

Here you go, lovely! xx

Send me a ship and an AU (preferably Merthur, Bagginshield, Wolfstar or Johnlock)

Sirius has been working at The Daily Grind for just six days when he sees him for the first time. He’s pale and thin with dark rings under his eyes that make him look like he hasn’t had a decent night’s sleep in years and is wearing baggy ill-fitting clothes that look like they might have been fashionable two decades ago. Ordinarily he’s the kind of customer Sirius would see one moment and completely forget about the next, but for some reason, this man grabs his attention and keeps it.

“That’s Remus Lupin,” says James, following his gaze across the quiet coffee shop. “He’s a good friend of Lily’s. Comes in here every once in awhile for coffee, but never orders. He’s got serious social anxiety apparently. Lily used to take his order to him. I thought he’d stop coming now that Lils has gone off to chef school but looks like the coffee here is just that good.”

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I know you're a big Kataang shipper, and I am too, but my views have started to become shaky recently. I saw arguments that Aang had no regard for Katara's feelings (kissing her in EIP, assuming she was his girl in EIP, etc) and is insensitive (tried to stop her from finding closure in TSR), and that it's weird because Katara is motherly towards him (as confirmed in The Runaway) Also her perspective wasn't given much emphasis, so we don't really know how she felt about Aang romantically

Anonymous said: (Cont) but meanwhile Zuko understands Katara and she’s never seen to be motherly towards him Basically the argument was that Katara became a prize for the Avatar at the end of the show and that Aang is kind of immature/inconsiderate about her feelings I’d really appreciate any response to these. I’m in need of pro-Kataang arguments right now :( thank you!

     Okay, my dear, sweet, poor little Anon Friend, you have come to the right place. I might get ranty, and maybe a little pissy, just know: I am not mad at you, sweetie. Just at the fandom and all these really stupid reasons.    Let’s start with this: No matter you come across, no matter what reasons people give you to try to get your faith in the greatest couple to grace this show falter, and no matter how much smutty ‘Zutara’ fanart you encounter will not change one single thing. There is no ‘losing faith’ in Kataang, because it will do absolutely nothing. Kataang happened. Kataang is canon. 
No matter what anyone on the internet say, there is no getting around the fact that Katara and Aang spent their entire lives together. That they married, had not one, not two, but three children together. That they remained married until his death. That she remains loyal to the avatar and uninterested in anyone else.       Got that? Okay. Moving on.       Now, about these totally, horrible, unjustly ABSURD arguments you mentioned. I mean this in the kindest way possible:On what goddamn planet does Zuko understand Katara better than Aang?

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ao3 link, part 1 → 1.6k

Soulmates AU where people are born with a tattoo of the first words they hear their soulmate say + deaf!cas & nerd!dean

Castiel didn’t put much stock into soulmates. He couldn’t fathom why such a plethora of people would rely so heavily on the concept. The tattoos appear from who knows where, laying stagnant on your arm, and, yet, everyone is so apt to become a slave to the string of words. Sure, it’d be nice to find someone with compatibility guaranteed, but c'mon. It couldn’t be all that it’s cracked up to be. Maybe he was bitter because he grew up without a mark, or maybe because he couldn’t hear his soulmate, even if he had one.

Maybe the grass is green, and the sky is blue, he thought.

He knew he didn’t have a tattoo-couldn’t, really-because listening to his soulmate’s voice just wasn’t in the cards for him. It would have been so much easier if the markings had been, like, a picture of his match, or something. And if money sprouted from sighs, we’d all be millionaires.

Instead, this strange system targeted his weakness and turned him into even more of an outsider than he already was. He would never know the first words his soulmate said to him. He was stuck just making do with a guess and hope. Even if he didn’t wholeheartedly believe in the idea, he secretly wished he knew what the fuss was all about. At night, in the quiet of his room, he would imagine what his tattoo would say, or act out scenarios of his first meeting with his soulmate. The wonder and eventual satisfaction must feel like flying, or maybe falling. These bouts usually ended in puffy eyes and broken glass.

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general-kenobis  asked:

I've been following you for a while and I've noticed how much you love Pride and Prejudice. I also love both the book and the 2005 film, but I've always had one pretty serious problem with the storyline. I've never understood why Elizabeth falls for Darcy. I've read the book countless times, seen the film even more than that, and I still don't understand. Why does Elizabeth, a wonderful, bright, independent, and headstrong woman fall in love with a man who has repeatedly shamed her and her

family? And when he attempts to make up for hurting Elizabeth’s feelings, he really only fixes the things HE RUINED in the first place (ie Jane and Bingley’s relationship). Other than that, I still don’t understand why Elizabeth should fall in love with this man. She even states that “only the deepest of loves will persuade me into matrimony”, and Darcy has done nothing to warrant that love besides giving Lydia the money for her marriage. I’ve looked up to Lizzy since I was 11 and I don’t get it

[crackles knuckles] buckle up yall we’re ab to get DEEP into pride and prejudice

ok well first of all thanks for sending me this ask bc i love talking ab p&p as everyone knows. 

so ur question: Why does lizzie fall for darcy??????

i like to think about it this way: what would’ve happened if lizzie hadn’t overheard darcy and bingley belittle her at the dance?(there are some rly good fics on this topic btw) how wouldve lizzie and darcy’s relationship progressed differently if lizzie hadn’t been determined to hat e him before they ever really interact? because of their interactions after that hinge on lizzie’s opinion of darcy being set – hes a pompous dick. she decides it. but what if she had greeted him with an open mind like any other new acquaintance? i think she wouldve probably still thought he was awkward and pompous but realized much sooner that there was more to him than that. 

because what happens in the book is that while darcy is having this evolution from his prejudiced view of lizzie based on her social status to falling in love with her, lizzie isnt budging from her opinion that darcy is a dick because she hasnt had any positive interactions with him to change that view. when wickham (a guy she literally jUST met and doesnt have any connections with) tells her darcy is an asshole she believes it right away because thats already how she views him. 

in short what im saying that they both start out with a predisposition to dislike one another – darcy because lizzie isnt high born and lizzie because she overhears darcy say a mean thing about her. darcy’s opinion changes because he spends time with lizzie (and jane) and sees what great amazing vibrant people they are. 

but lizzies opinion of darcy doesnt change except to get WORSE based on what other people tell her. and thats because of one of the central problems in p&p: DARCY IS HORRIBLE AT COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!!! he cant show his personality to lizzie the same way she does to him because hes so awkward and doesnt know how to act well. i think if darcy didn’t have issues with being around new people lizzie’s opinion of him would change so much more quickly and thats because DARCY IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON!!!!!

the bennets are always like why does bingley who is amazing hang out with darcy who is the worst??? its because darcy is actually a caring and compassionate friend again he just doesnt do well with new people. we see this with how he interacts with georgiana, when the housekeeper at pemberley tells lizzie and her aunt and uncle that darcy is adored by all the staff and everyone in town, etc etc. darcy is a good person – not perfect, he def has lots of faults like pride and prejudice and classism for example – but he just isnt good at showing that thru words. 

so what changes lizzies mind??? even if darcy is secretly a good person why would lizzie care after what he did to jane and bingley? well a few very important things happen. 

1. lizzie gets the letter from darcy. this letter isnt a 100% fix it situation because he doesnt explain the rude things he says ab her family but it does explain ab wickham and make lizzie feel for him ab that whole situation. it also explained ab jane and bingley and while lizzie doesnt agree w him, it def changes her perspective that darcy is an evil villain who just wanted to cause pain. still, after the letter she mostly feels awkward and guilty and embarrassed but no love. 

2. darcy practices. when at rosings lizzie makes fun of how bad darcy is at talking to people and he tells her that its not something that comes naturally to him. lizzie tells him to “take his aunts advice and practice” and when lizzie goes to pemberley its obvious that he hAS BEEN PRACTICING!!!! lizzie notes that he is not at all like how he was when she interacted with him before, and her aunt and uncle are like why did u tell us darcy was such a bad dude?? he rules?? darcy isnt perfect but the point is that he gets better – he learns!!! lizzie teaches him!!!!!! he becomes better – less judgmental, less standoffish because he wanted to better for lizzie. 

3. actions speak louder than words. even tho darcy is getting better at talking his actions still speak louder than what he says. the way he interacts with georgiana at pemberley, the way he rescues lydia, the way he convinces bingley to go back to jane. these actions show lizzie that the TRUE person he is and make her realize that hes actually Great. 

like if ur thinking ab lizzie and darcy as darcy is an ass why does lizzie change her mind about him i view it differently?? like i think darcy was always a good person who is very suited to lizzie but because of the communication errors (lizzie “willfully misunderstanding” him) and drama that goes on, lizzie doesnt find this out until the end. 

because i do think that lizzie and darcy are Very suited for each other. they are SO ALIKE (lizzie says this so cutely at the end of the 2005 version). they are both proud and they both have prejudices. lizzie kind of thinks shes better than everyone else and love to make fun of people and secretly watch their “follies” to get amusement. darcy prefers to be by himself or with a close few because he generally thinks all new people arent really worth his time. they are both really fiery and passionate. and i think they both challenge each other like… when u think ab darcy growing up losing his parents at a young age and being so rich do u think anyone really called him out on his shit in his entire adult life??? no. so when lizzie like dragged his ass thru the dirt it was probably the first time anyone told him that he came off like a total douche. and even tho lizzie makes fun of darcy when he says “my good opinion once lost is lost forever” ISNT THAT EXACTLY WHAT LIZZIE IS LIKE??? she decides she hates darcy and likes wickham and then realizes she was totally wrong about both of them. 

they are also both oblivious about their friends’ love lives even though they want whats best for them (im talking ab charlotte for lizzie) and both are really loyal to their families. and yeah, what darcy said ab lizzies family was really really rude but was it different than anything lizzie has said before??? she is constantly getting annoyed/embarrassed by her mom and her sisters. so. 

i really think they are soulmates because they bring out the best in one another. they challenge each other and have really different viewpoints and upbringings but the same core values. 

i hope this maybe explained a little of why they fall in love??? basically it wasnt about the lydia wickham thing at all but about lizzie Seeing darcy as he truly is.  


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Stiles makes it home.  Mostly.  He has his hand on the knob but then kind of just sinks down to his knees and starfishes face-down over the threshold, half in his apartment and half in the hall.  This feels like as good a place as any to live out the rest of his life, gets a nice draft and everything.

That’s how Scott and Lydia find him when Scott gets home twenty minutes later.

Scott crouches down next to his head and squawks out an alarmed: “Stiles, Jesus, what happened?”

Stiles turns his head so his cheek is pressed flat to the floorboard and he can see Scott’s concerned puppy expression under his fringe.  “I met him.”  It sounds like a death sentence the way he’s said it, all croaky and broken.  In a way, it kind of is so fair play to Stiles.  “I—We talked.  He asked me to come back tomorrow.”  He props himself up with his hands on the floor, halfway to standing but not that invested in it yet.

Scott frowns at him.  “Why do you look like the world just ended then?”  Stiles flops back down unhappily and Scott points a finger in his face.  Literally in his face, cheek depressed under Scott’s fingertip.  He pokes a few more times, says, “Because that all sounds like really good news.”

Stiles shifts his cheek away from Scott, which puts him squashed-nose-down against their floor again.  He blinks into the darkness from his own shadow.  “I’m in love with him,” he mumbles to himself, groans.  “This is so stupid, I know, Lydia, shut up” he points at where she was standing against the doorframe before he returned to his friend the floor and stabs at her with his finger, “—preemptively shut up—but he actually is it.  He’s my person.”  Stiles rolls over like a depressed seal, sits up and digs the heels of his palms into his eyes, making starbursts and orange blobs bloom behind the lids.  “I’m… finished.  I just knew it.  He was sitting there, being all—” Stiles lowers his hands, blinks plaintively up at Scott and Lydia, “you know, with the face and the surliness and I thought, I thought, yeah, this face, this surliness, that’s my new forever.”  He drops back down, floor and spine smushed together again.  “Only it isn’t and I am massively, irreparably fucked because he has a girlfriend.  And even if he wasn’t unobtainable, he’s still unobtainable.  In an ‘I have to invent new words because there aren’t ones that so much as touch him’ kind of way.”

Lydia taps the toe of her high heel into his chest and tells him thoughtfully, “You’re depressing, you know that?”  She carefully sips from the same latte cup she had earlier, purses her lips.  “Also, did you say tomorrow?  Your computer science midterm is tomorrow.”

Stiles pops upright, eyes wide. Nooooo.  That can’t—it isn’t—goddamn it!   “Oh shit.  Shit.  Fuck.  Shit.  I can’t meet him tomorrow.”  His midterm’s not until late evening but he hasn’t even started the studying process yet.  Which consists of downing a bunch of his Adderall pills, holing up in the library, jamming all related information that’ll stick into the folds of his brain where it’ll later leak out to be replaced by song lyrics and Friends quotes, sobbing - bitterly, going to the corner gas station for 5am Red Bulls, an hour or so of unscheduled and repeated cat naps while he slaps himself in the face to try to spark consciousness, drooling, desperate crying, panicked reading and, finally, acceptance that he will not pass.  Until he miraculously does (about an 87% success rate on that).

There was no room for Derek in that.  Derek eclipses everything, even the Friends quotes.  Stiles can’t see him and retain anything to do with computers on the same day.

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anonymous asked:

i'm not against it, i just don't understand it, how can you ship noya and oikawa? what made you ship them? they barely have any interactions. i dont get it, please explain it to me. i want to understand.

Okay, let’s take a look uvu

- Interaction -
They did in fact interacted back in middle school, just not on screen :3 According to what noya said, Chidoriyama lost to Kitaichi by 2:1. Kageyama’s serve reminded him that there’s also a one-grade higher person that can hit super strong serves in Kitaichi back then - i.e. Oikawa.

*tries to screencap with subtitles but apparently the key subtitles on kissanime is not properly translated*
Noya: You, the guy doing serves. The guy with the nasty glare!
Noya: Which junior high are you from?
Kageyama: Kitagawadaiichi.
Noya: Seriously?! That’s a really strong school, no wonder you serve like that!
Noya: My team played against you guys and lost 2:1! Back then there was a guy a grade higher that serves super strong too, and- (cuts into another scene)
Suga & Daichi: He’s noisy as ever.

That person with super strong serve in Kitaichi before is later on confirmed as Oikawa when Noya said he has received Oikawa’s serve back then but it wasn’t this strong, and that Oikawa must’ve put a lot of hard work into it.

When Oikawa purposely aims at Noya in their IH match, he said ‘あいたーやっぱ凄いなー (Aw, man. He really is amazing)’, which means Oikawa also remembers Nishinoya.

- Oikawa & Nishinoya as Counter parts -
Whenever Oikawa tries to beat up Karasuno, most of the time the next scene appears would be Nishinoya calming his teammates. Not to mention the obvious - Oikawa serves, Nishinoya receives.

- Oikawa & Geniuses -
Oikawa hates geniuses as they always stand before him. While Kageyama is kind of the first genius he dislikes, there’s a possibility where Noya is actually the first genius he met but didn’t take note of, as Oikawa would only start disliking geniuses when things form a pattern in his life.

The difference between Nishinoya and Kageyama is that there’s a super positive side to Noya’s way of improving himself, and he’s always SO straightforward and objective when it comes to his own principles and beliefs. So say if one day Noya and Oikawa meet each other properly, Noya could very likely becomes Oikawa’s inspiration to get out of his hates-geniuses mindset.

- Personality-wise & Ship’s Potential -
Oikawa is the kind of person who likes to casually jokes about things while actually takes things seriously in behind - which, is an aspect of him that Nishinoya will most probably appreciate a lot if he gets the chance to know him better as Nishinoya is quite an observer (again, similar to Oikawa, good at observing his teammates). Imagine Oikawa’s first impression of Nishinoya being extremely noisy and single-minded, then discovering that Nishinoya actually has other sides as well. If you’re interested in my Nishinoya interpretation, go here. They are both extremely serious at improving themselves.

Since Oikawa is such a brilliant Setter and Nishinoya being a real talented Libero, there’s a real high chance where both of them would end up being professionals. Now what if they’re on the same team? Imagine Noya being the first genius in his life who finally wouldn’t compete against him for his setter position, not going against him as an opponent, but stands alongside him as a very reliable Libero.

Imagine Oikawa teasing Nishinoya, who then all of a sudden turns into a smoll thunderstorm.

Imagine Oikawa saying something about self-confidence out of the blue, and Nishinoya just returns him a real simple obvious honest straightforward objective answer that hits Oikawa hard right in the head.

Imagine Oikawa makes fun of Nishinoya about love-related things and Nishinoya blushes in shock.

Imagine Oikawa jokes about something indirectly and Noya just looks back confusingly because he simply didn’t get the subtext.

Imagine them being a couple, Nishinoya goes blank minded in shock and blushes hard when Oikawa suddenly kisses his hand (because Nishinoya is just too noisy sometimes).

Imagine Nishinoya being an extreme loyal lover; while on the other hand Oikawa thinking maybe it’s better for him to leave Nishinoya for a better life, but couldn’t out of slight selfishness as Nishinoya is such an inspiration and motivation in his life, and too important to give up. So in the end both of them just wouldn’t separate unless there’s some real tragic things happen.

Imagine Oikawa arguing with Nishinoya because Oikawa thinks Iwa-chan is stronger and Nishinoya thinks Asahi-san is stronger - both being super proud of their spiker. (…If they are a couple, Oikawa would probably be annoyed at Nishinoya who keeps going on and on about Asahi-san and feels insecure because of this. Just bring me some fanfics now gawd I dun care if my frd already wrote this I need more

I’m sure I’m still missing something my friend and I talked about (since we’ve been on this ship for a year already), but here are the key things I like about Oinoya uvu  It’s the potential that’s captivating. It’s how good their personality matches - for me this ship sails no problem from comedy to nsfw.

Imagine a Rapunzel AU about Goethel where she isn’t evil though - just long sufferingly done with the world and things that happen around her. Like yeah, she’s definitely a Witch with a garden full of delicious looking fruits and veggies, but that’s her buisness okay. She’s not harming anyone.

And then one day she hears noises outside that IDEK interrupt her nap and she catches this dude who’s asked her numerous times for some of her fruits and she’s told him no stealing veggies and fruits

  • from a witch’s garden
  • a witch’s clearly magical garden.
  • he is clearly not magical or someone who dabbles in magic

And the dude bolts, so of fucking course she goes after him because stuff from a magical garden, what the hell was this idiot thinking? And of course by the time she finds him, she comes in to see his heavily pregnant wife eating most of what’s he’s stolen. And they both look at her fearfully expecting her to curse them, and the man and wife both start babbling and pleading for mercy and how the wife was craving. And Goethel realises:

  • pregnancy makes you irrational
  • the idiot is whipped for his wife
  • he was clearly not thinking
  • eating fruits and vegetables from a witch’s magic garden
  • without asking and hence knowing what they’re for
  • while pregnant
  • for bloody hell’s sake
  • they’re lucky they haven’t turned into toads or cockroaches or weird insecty chimeras or worst
  • why this why her

And of course because she’s a decent human being and more importantly a decent self respecting witch, she sits down and explains the foolishness of their actions to them. Of course it devolves into:

  • no she can’t undo it
  • no because she doesn’t know half of what was stolen
  • and she doesn’t know what it’ll do in the combination it was taken
  • even if she tries, she’ll risk harming the baby
  • which she won’t do unless the mother gives her the go ahead
  • which of course doesn’t happen

And this is how she becomes the de-facto doctor and long suffering friend to Rapunzel’s parents, and helps bring the baby girl into the world and declares her seeming okay but Goethel can’t tell yet. That’s when the idiots two name Goethel the baby’s godmother and name the baby Rapunzel and Goethel is all

  • wait what
  • why am i her godmother
  • you didn’t even ask it you two idiots
  • also
  • why rapunzel
  • that is a horrible name
  • why would you name your child after a fucking vegetable
  • stolen from a witch’s magical garden
  • which could probably affect her
  • like why summarise all your bad decisions into her name?
  • as her grudgingly appointed godmother i am offended on the behalf of my godchild

And then of course Goethel gets suckered into coparenting with the Idiots Two. And Rapunzel might be magic time bomb because of her parent’s bad decisions, and because magic is a shitty sentient trickstery fuck, of course she’s beautiful enough to catch all sorts of attention. So like after the fifth or so attempted kidnapping of the “beautiful magical girl” before she’s even six, Goethel just goes “fuck this shit” and whisks Rapunzel to a magically protected high-ass tower far far away from anything that might harm Rapunzel until they can figure out how to undo the magic problem. And it’s a good arrangement, Rapunzel’s parents visit her often and Goethel is good at raising Rapunzel. And when Rapunzel’s parents pass away because of an accident Rapunzel and Goethel spend many nights in Rapunzel’s bed wrapped around each other crying. (Because Goethel actually grew to care for those two idiots.)

And then of course Rapunzel grows more and becomes a teenager, and Goethel thinks that maybe now her problems will lesson.

  • she thought wrong
  • so so wrong
  • she should have known better than to tempt fate
  • the universe hates her
  • teenagers are the fucking worst
  • so many tantrums
  • no rapunzel, you cannot have a cat you’re allergic
  • no rapunzel you cannot get out of hunting if you want meat for dinner
  • no rapunzel i won’t teach you that spell it’s too high level magic
  • no rapunzel just because you’re taller doesn’t mean you don’t have to eat vegetables those are healthy
  • and of course there’s some asshole who finds the tower and tries charming rapunzel
  • he’s a fucking prince
  • of course he is
  • no rapunzel it isn’t true love
  • he probably knows about the magic thing
  • also, you’re bloody seventeen
  • and if it’s true love, why won’t he come around when I’m there, why when you’re alone
  • that’s skeevy as fuck

And then because teenagers the damn Prince has convinced her baby to run away with him and Goethel find out when she comes back to the Tower and finds it empty with a note. And because this is Goethel’s life by the time she’s found the Prince it’s to find out he’s in fact skeevy as fuck and has duped Rapunzel and kidnapped her and

  • He did not
  • He DID NOT.
  • He did not kidnap and hurt her baby.
  • Goethel is going to rain down hell on him