this will probably be blurry too

Actual things I have heard ‘20-something’ people in my life say:
  • “My chest hurts a lot. It’s probably nothing. Not like I could afford to go see a doctor anyway…”
  • “My teeth are like literally rotting out of my head. I wish I could see a dentist. It’s just too much money, you know?”
  • “I wish I could afford new glasses. Everything’s so blurry and it sucks.”
  • “I been sick for days. I think I might go to Urgent Care, but I don’t know. It’s expensive..”
  • “I feel awful. I wish I could go home. Too bad I need these hours.”
  • “I can’t afford to be sick.”
  • “I’ve been off my meds for months. I just can’t afford them right now.”
  • “I just glued my glasses back together. I can’t afford a new pair.” 
  • “I really hope I get promoted. Then I can get health insurance through the company, I haven’t seen a doctor in years.” 

How much longer does this have to go on before the government realises that its young people are practically DYING because we can’t afford medical care. When is enough going to be enough?

Fairy Tail members and what kind of pictures they would have on their phone
  • Jellal (not a FT member but idfc): Doesn't have many pictures, but the few pics he does have they're blurry pics of Erza eating and a few nature shots.
  • Erza: Mostly pictures of food (cake). A few selfies w/ friend, and for some reason a LOT of pictures of wedding dresses??
  • Levy: Toooons of quotes from her favorite books. I feel like she'd be the type of person to save favorite fanart pieces too. She'd have pics of her, Gajeel, and Lily too!
  • Gajeel: Quotes about working out probably and song lyrics. Lots of pics of Levy (some nsfw) and Lily.
  • Lucy: Writing advice & screenshots of prompts to keep her inspired for writing. Lots of selfies, and pics of her friends.
  • Natsu: Embarrassing pics of his friends. He is a master at it. The most embarrassing pic will be their contact pic, and he has several friends blackmailed. Other than the cringe-worthy pics, and a few snaps of Happy, he is a MEME KING. He has a meme for every occasion.
  • Juvia: Selfies w/ her in cute clothes, and ideas for crafts (dolls, scarfs, etc) she can make to sell! Lots of pics of romantic vacations that she wants to go on with Gray! Many pics of her friends & many, many more pics of Gray.
  • Gray: Every. Single. Selfie. Juvia. Has. Sent. Him. Doesn't keep that many pics unless it's something he finds cool (like art). Has a few embarrassing pics of Natsu (but nearly as many as Natsu has of him).
  • Wendy: Filled with selfies of her and Chelia and Charlie. Likes to take pictures of clouds, flowers and trees when the wind is blowing. Lots of pink backgrounds and anime screenshots.
  • Cana: Different types of beers where you can find them.
  • Max: Brooms.
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I found this wonderful invention on ebay: a cute little backpack with a fabric pocket behind clear, heart-shaped vinyl, so you can display your pins without worrying about them falling off! The best part? It’s sparkly vinyl!

I could only fit a fraction of my collection behind the window (I have a pin addiction), but I made sure to include my OTPs to make the most of the heart shape.


Edit: I wasn’t expecting this post to get more than like 5 notes so I didn’t think to include a link. This is the listing I bought mine from, but as you can see, there are tons of other sellers so mine might not be the cheapest, especially if you’re interested in a different color.

Blurry will fuck Josh up pt. 2

Originally posted by evelinathoren

tyler bottoms but like i said, blurry makes josh his bitch 

part 1

(i’m in a hotel rn in moline and there are way too many hours between now and the twenty one pilots show - okay 5 hours - but we’ll probably get down there early, park, and sit in the car bc we have seats)

*pls excuse typos/grammar*

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josh was going insane. ever since he had that amazing experience with blurry, and found out what an extraordinary top tyler could be, he could not stop thinking about it. tyler was his baby - soft hair, soft voice, soft hands, soft ass. everything about him was soft, except for his cock in their more heated moments. that’s when tyler would pull josh over and beg to be fucked. josh loved topping tyler so much, it never got old seeing him writhe underneath and whimper with every touch until he got off. 

but josh was envious of tyler sometimes. he wanted to experience being bottom again, and despite feeling like more of a “top” around tyler, he could not stop thinking of the time when blurry fucked him and made him feel so out of control. when he was jacking off in the shower, that’s where his thoughts flowed. tyler’s..no..blurry’s throbbing cock rutting inside him, and his hot body forcing him into the mattress and using him until he screamed. after cumming to the thought of tyler fucking him in the ass, he felt guilty enough to finally express his feelings to him. 

“hey tyler, remember when i said i didn’t know you had it in you to top? when you were blurry?” josh said, just coming right out with it. tyler looked up from his laptop and cocked a brow at it. 

“yeah, why?” tyler asked, not knowing exactly where he was going with this. 

“well i know it may not be true, what blurry said, but i…was wondering if you wanted to um…maybe top me sometimes?” josh said, letting out a sigh of relief once he finally got it out. 

tyler looked at how cute and nervous josh was, biting his lip and playing with his thumbs. he was surprised, but glad he asked instead of holding that in. 

“you don’t have to be shy about it, joshie. of course i’ll top you. i don’t know if i can be like blurry, but i can try.” tyler said, with all his sweetness. josh knew tyler could be a pretty good actor sometimes, so all he had to do was explain what tyler couldn’t remember blurry did.

there was a little that tyler could remember. for example, he could remember blurry specifically making tyler watch as he ordered josh to open himself. he has the visual memory of josh doing that, and feeling sort of wrong for watching, but also turned on because he seemed to be enjoying himself. tyler remembers blurry controlling his movements and overpowering his thoughts and impulse control. blurry drew from tyler’s fantasies, but some of it was just blurry, or tyler’s dark side. tyler had dark, intrusive thoughts that he’d never act on that blurry did, such as entering josh without preparation or warning. he has thoughts of topping josh sometimes when he sees that fine ass, but wouldn’t necessarily have the heart to act be rough with him. he just loves josh too much to do the things blurry could, but josh got off on it, so he would try. he could also remember the force of two orgasms in one, but blacked out afterwards. fading into blurry was a lot like getting high, from what he could remember. he was lucid, but not completely in control, and too under the influence of emotions for rational thoughts or actions. it was a total out of body experience.

“can you go a little harder?” josh whined. 

tyler looked down at josh’s flushed, sweaty faced, all contorted from tyler’s ministrations. he swept some hairs from his eyes and kissed his lips before humping faster, almost falling apart from how josh clenched around his cock greedily.

josh’s baby was being so soft and gentle with him, and josh felt his orgasm approaching, but not with the same intensity or darkness. this was nice, and he was grateful, but josh craved danger while being bottomed by tyler. topping was his time to be slow and gentle with him, or give into his aggression if that’s where tyler wanted to go. 

“fuck josh, i’m gonna cum. you’re so tight” tyler whimpered, speeding up his hips and slapping into josh’s ass. he gripped josh’s cock in his hand and began pumping him hard and fast, knowing josh was also close. this was the most rough tyler got with him and they’ve been at it a while. josh was moaning with every thrust, head rolling against the pillows. his hands were on tyler’s ass, taking pleasure in the way tyler’s muscles moved with his efforts, and tyler attacked his neck with hickies. 

“yes baby, cum for me. oh my…fuck you’re so sexy” josh cooed, thrusting his hips up and fucking himself on tyler’s throbbing cock while squeezing his ass. tyler made a frustrated noise, close to a growl right in josh’s ear, and released himself inside him. josh’s eyes shot open in surprise at the noise his baby made and started cumming himself. did his orgasm make blurry come out for a sec?

when they both came down, tyler laid beside josh exhausted and completely spent. they both were satisfied, but tyler knew he didn’t completely fulfill josh’s blurryface fantasy. he probably couldn’t unless he….

“maybe i can turn into him for you, josh, but you have to promise me you won’t let me hurt you” tyler said.

“of course i won’t, angel. you know me. i can take care of myself. even though blurry is much stronger, he’s still you. and i love all of you” 

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ohhhh cliffhanger

Baby, we both know that the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day.” - Arctic Monkeys, “Do I Wanna Know?”

to @newtscamamder ; merry christmas, elena!! we’ve been mutuals for five months but i still feel like i’ve known you for years. you’re funny and i love messaging you about mcd fics and skam anything, knowing you’ll respond with enthusiasm. thank you for being my friend! lov u <3 + hope you enjoy the moodboard & ficlet!


“2AM Confession” - An inebriated Draco shows up at Harry’s doorstep at 2 in the morning murmuring French and ends up confessing his feelings to Harry.

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Healing (Gabriel x Reader)

Request: Reader is Dean’s daughter, a hunter herself and has a huge crush on Gabriel, who she is very close with, but doesn’t think he see’s her that way. During a hunt, she get’s hurt, nearly dies (Maybe?) and Gabriel saves her and tells her how he feels. The reason I suggested that the reader is Dean’s daughter is because I know Dean doesn’t like Gabe very much so he’d probably have some kind of issue with his daughter and Gabriel being together.

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Domestic life with Wonwoo

Belated happy birthday to our book worm! Get well soon bub and I hope to see you soon ^^~

-Plum

Domestic life with: 

Originally posted by jeonswonwu

Wonwoo rummaged through the bookshelf in the living room, “Damn. Where is it?”  He scratched his head in frustration, taking a step back and scanning the books with blurry eyes.

He probably shouldn’t have gone out of bed considering he was still ill, but he had been sitting in bed for too long and was bored out of his mind.

You walked out of the kitchen with your baby on one arm and a bowl of soup for Wonwoo on the other. As you made your way out you saw your husband standing before the bookshelf, attention completely devoted to his impressive collection.

“Wonwoo, go back to bed,” he whirls his head to look at you a little too fast and ends up clutching it in his hands, “See? That is why you should be resting.

“Ok, ok, I’m going. But make sure you get me a book to read after,” he says, settling himself back into bed. He smiles at his daughter who stretches her tiny arms towards him.

“Sorry Minah,” he pouts, “but daddy’s sick.”

Your daughter begins to wiggle in your arms, upset that her father wouldn’t hold her.

“No Wonwoo, you can’t hold her,” you reply to the pout he shoots your way.

“But look at her! She wants her dad.”  Minah continues to reach out to her father, her tiny hands grasping the air between them. Minah giggles when Wonwoo touchers her hand but you pull her away. You didn’t need her getting sick as well. One giant, sick baby was enough.

You sigh as the quiver of Minah’s lip soon turns into loud wails. She buries her face into your shoulder, her bawls increasing in volume the further you walk her away from Wonwoo.

“Oh my gosh!” You grit your teeth in frustration at Minah’s incessant wails. Eventually you storm back into your bedroom and place the high chair you had dragged with you beside Wonwoo.

“This is as close as you’ll get young lady,” you say sternly and she seems to understand you because she sits in her chair calmly, the only evidence of her crying were her red puffy cheeks and the snot oozing from her nose.

You scrunch your nose in disgusts, wiping the mucus with your thumb before wiping it on your shirt.

“Ew. Did you pick that up from Mingyu?”

“Shut up. My shirt’s already dirty, besides I’m just about to head for a shower.”

“Too bad I can’t join you.”

“The last time you joined me, we ended up with her,” You point towards your daughter. You roll your eyes at how she beams at her father, cackling as he plays with her toes, “She’s such a daddy’s girl.”

“Well, can’t say I blame her,” Wonwoo jibes.  

“You can go get your own damn book Jeon.”

“Wha-no babe I was just joking!”

You know a worrying thought I’ve had after watching the Season 1 Finale…

I think the Red Lion’s (Keith’s) comms are broken. 

The main reason I think this, is because in the last few minutes of the episode, all the Paladins speak once over the comms except Keith. 

The last thing we hear from him (not counting the horrific chaotic screaming as the wormhole starting sucking everyone up) was the pleading ‘Come on! Come on!’ when he was trying to get the damaged Red Lion to work. He didn’t even offer a response when Shiro saved him.

The Red Lion wasn’t even standing when Shiro and the Black Lion brought it back to the Castle-ship. (Sorry for the blurry image, the scene was moving too much).

It’s probably the reason why Keith and the Red Lion were sucked up first. The Red Lion was too damaged to be piloted, even a little. 

By the way, if there was any way to contact each other on the comms after their separation, Keith has no chance. Let’s hope Allura can use her spidey lion-sense to locate them.

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Personality switch AU where Elliott is a moody writer who greets people with quotes from Edgar Allan Poe (and stays in his room all day but never gets work done because he’s too busy whining about existence or something) and Sebastian is a hipster, fake deep computer programmer who wears pretentious suits and has a “connection with the ocean”.

(Idk why the Sebastian pic is so blurry lol I probably sized the canvas too small I’m sorry)

anonymous asked:

Like a lot of celebrities I would imagine that Gabriel having a partner would upset his fans and Jack would end up getting a lot of hate online

jack’s one of those weirdos who gets excited?? “gabe look i’m famous on the internet” “theyre making death threats” “but they know who i am”

he probably tries to reply to a ton of messages and stuff, tho esp positive ones bc there are lots of super nice people out there too, and he’s real nice, but he gets super snarky almost-positive in response to negative comments. the kind of burns that take a while to sink in, and then he gets the reputation of not just being gabe’s partner, but being a super funny and genuinely nice guy.

new idea i’m tacking on while we’re on the topic of the internet: jack ends up tweeting and posting a ton of random blurry pictures of gabe doing normal things and tagging it “cryptid bf” and it starts a trend. jesse retweets every single one.

LOVELY DUWANG, In (River City) Sprite Form!
Click on it to see it in it’s true colors. Literally. Damn Tumblr Blurriness.

River City\Kunio is about delinquents, Jojo is about delinquents, SEEMS LIKE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. Yukako is actually a last second addition. The right side felt too “empty” by my tastes, and originally she was gonna be hiding behind the tree. But I figured theres no reason for her to hide anymore, they probably told her to meet them at Angelo Stone. Which would also explain Koichi’s big ol smile there. Also Jotaro is still annoyed at his uncle saying hi to a guy he murdered and turned into rock.

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Practice, Practice, Practice
  • Me: *practices one hour*
  • Brain: LMAO, homegirl you are LITERALLY THE WORST. This ain't middle school anymore honey, step it up.
  • Me: *practices three hours*
  • Brain: What do you want? A medal? You spend more than three hours screwing around on Youtube everyday. You want credit for that too?
  • Me: *practices 6 hours* HAPPY?!
  • Brain: Mmm I don't know... I still don't see blood. And you call yourself a musician?
  • Me: *practices 8 hours* *can barely hold clarinet in my mouth anymore* *everything is blurry* *my bottom lip is bleeding*
  • Brain: Yeah, okay fine bitch I'll give you this one.
  • Me: Thank you! *goes and sits in bed* *starts reading or chillin' on the internet*
  • Brain: ...
  • Brain: ...
  • Brain: You know, you could've probably done ten and not died.
  • Me: 🙄🙃