this will never not be funny oh god

anonymous asked:

Do you ever doubt your dream will never come true?

honestly i made that sappy compilation of dream clips as a joke and it was the first thing i ever posted on this blog and i played piano in the background to make it extra sappy so that my friend whom i made it for would laugh, and it makes me want to die that it has like 16k notes ESPECIALLY BC THIS CLIP IN PARTICULAR THAT UR REFERENCIN G is so funny in that dan looks at phil after phil says “do you ever doubt your dream will never come true” BC ITS THE LINE FROM FUCKING ‘BET ON IT’ the song from hsm 2 and dan is laughing at phil for reading the lyrics out of the chat and getting them slightly wrong oh my god

anyway i violently regret the fact that i ever posted that video and people took it so legitimately srsly hahahaha

anonymous asked:

ROB: So I've been trying to trace Rebecca VIC: (nearly drops the piece of toast she's holding) What? Why?! Why would you go looking for her? ROB: Don't you think it's funny how after everything happened, she disappears into thin air and Dave™ appears out of nowhere? I never even knew Lawrence had a brother. VIC: Robert, I thought you said you were done with the Whites. ROB: Listen, its more than just the Whites. Rebecca and Dave, they were working together before she came back to the village.

Originally posted by deedeethegirl

kpop stans on tumblr.com

1. aesthetic stan: probably got a cute url or smth like … 1melon or whatever lmao …… they either reblog aesthetic posts on their main or have a special side blog for it where they post random pictures from instagram…. pretty mobile themes… usually quiet and nice. probably like using heart emojis. have a nice tagging system!

2. loud, extra stan: TAGS TAGS TAGS oh god the tags, they cant live without TAGS, you either Go Full On Caps Lock When You See A Picture Of Ur Ultimate Bias Or You Go Home, enthusiastic, lovely, and humorous! might not have many friends but many people love them and are too shy to tell them usually, they Scream and They Make Memes Probably, “INVENTOR OF THIS COLOR INVENTOR OF MUSIC INVENTOR OF JEANS INVENTOR INVENTOR INVENTOR”, feel lots of things At Once, “OJYMNDNSNDNSKDJNDND”, usually pretty popular stans, have urls that are not forgettable and funny

3. soft stan: theyll never shut up about their bias trust me, will see a picture of two trees probably and go “me and (bias)💘”, actually write love letters to their biases sometimes, really just want the best for their bias, “my baby…. my cinnamon apple😢💕💞💘💗💝💞💕”, uses heart emojis alot whew!, or just emojis in general… they love them, they seem polite, sweet and their presence is usually calming!, probably likes reblogging aesthetic stuff as well!, probably has some url like “(bias)sgf/bf/girl/girlfriend/baby/etc”, usually pretty protective over their bias, probably well liked

4. the ‘i never talk’ stan: never uses tags, never posts, all just reblogs…., they probably like ur posts ALOT, and you kinda wanna follow back, but who… are they even, mobile theme is.. questionable sometimes, i think all they care about is just reblogging the stuff they like lmfao theyre not about that tumblr life probably

5. drama stan: have beef with everyone, probably have a mile long byf page, and a block list lmfao, they usually post aesthetic stuff and maybe have nice urls too, seem intimidating and ‘mean’ usually, “callout post for (insert url)”, petty and nosy as hell, cant mind their own business!

6. the normal stan: a pretty cool person actually, you just think…. Wow i wanna be friends w them bc they seem so tolerant and nice?, uses tags but in a normal way, like “#oh my god #hes the cutest #my heart”, you just wonder how someone can be this chill…, they probably rarely come online too!

7. the multifandom stan: their blog is….. Everything, a pretty MESS, how can they even keep up like dang…, have so much love for so many people… its great!, might occasionally post personal stuff, probably a gif maker, generally liked, friends with the normal stans probably!, a great tagging system usually

8. the NASTY stan: “DADDY😫😫😫”, probably use twitter, thirsty as hell Give Them Water, theyre similar to the extra stans usually, kinky as hell, probably under 18 LMFAO, “i want them to **** ** ** *** ***”, people probably told them to chill before, they usually dont really care, NOOOOO CHILL, loves reading smut probably🙃

9. the gfx stan: SO GREAT, MAKE AMAZING EDITS, come up with great things you just wonder yoooo how they Do That, probably too cool for you, might not talk often! but they get lots of messages probably saying how nice their work is, are just great people like… thanks Gfx Stans For Existing

When they don't finish the fic

Me: ahh I NEED TO READ A FIC! Oh this one looks good!

(5 hours and 34 chapters later)

Me: Oh my god this is AWES- it’s unfinished…when’s the next chap- NO

Last updated: January 2010

Me: oh just FUCK OFF! WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! they didn’t kiss yet?! THEY DIDN’T EVEN KISS WHY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS TRANSGRESSION AGAINST ME I HATE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENED! Never mind I will never read fanfic again! I swear ao3 you are dead to me.

(2 minutes later)

Me: oh this fic looks interesting…

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Generation of Miracles
First and Last matches with Seirin

I don’t know how I got so lucky with someone as amazing as you;
I always think back to the night we met, in that room packed full with people, and how I managed to find you in that crowd. I didn’t even know your name, and you didn’t know mine. But our friends pushed us together, and thank god they did. If you were only on the other side of the crowd, if your friend hadn’t told you to go talk to me, if I had walked away, if I never showed up at that dance… oh, how my life would be so different. It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger months ago is now your entire world. I didn’t know it that night, but I had changed my life for a long, long time. And now, I’m forever thankful for those spontaneous moments that almost never happened, but somehow did, and somehow brought me to you.
—  2.15.17 // love you long time
things cis people say

“wait ur nonbinary? I thought you were trans!”
“But using your pronouns are hard!!”
“Cis is a slur!!!”
“I hate those trans people who always make a fuss!”
“Is that a man or a woman? *uses it/its*”
“I’m alright with trans people, I just hate those fake genders”
*Insert 500 transphobic jokes*
“They’re just jokes oh my god! You’re so sensitive”
“Lmao men in dresses are so funny”
“But what if a man says he’s a woman and sneaks into the bathroom to assault people”
“you’re pretty cute for a trans man/woman”
“which bathroom do you use”
“what’s in your pants”
“are u pre op?”
“How do you have sex?”
“so technically you’re a (insert assigned gender)”
“So she- well, she thinks she’s a boy but I’ve known her for a long time so it’s okay”
“I’ve never met a trans before !!”
"i can misgender you cos you’re a cunt”
“you’re not even trans”
“But you don’t look trans!”
“I wouldn’t date a trans, I’m just not attracted to them”
“i identify as a dog LOL !!!”
“transgendered”
“down with trans”
“Cisphobia is just as bad as transphobia”
“how can you hate someone just for being transphobic?”
“down with cis is harmful”
“dysphoria cant be that bad”
“down with hate”
“I’m not transphobic my sister’s friend’s cousin’s nephew is trans!”
“You transgenders will say anything’s transphobic”
“im not transphobic i thought i was trans 
"are you sure you’re not just butch?”
“you’re too young to know your’re trans!”
“you’re too old to know you’re trans!”
“why is being trans suddenly a trend?”
”*t-slur*“
"i can say that i have a trans friend”
“this is (birthname) she thinks she’s a boy!”
“oh she’s playing dress up”
“i’ve never dated a trans but i’m up for experimenting”
“i can say that i have a trans friend”

Memes

Author’s Note: wow surprisingly this one was actually requested! enjoy another chatroom fic from your’s truly. 

Pairing: slight,Bucky! x Reader

Y/N has created a chat.

Y/N has added Bucky.

Bucky: Why are you texting me when you’re sitting across from me?

Bucky: Disney movies annoying you?

Y/N: Oh god, no. Never, I was just scrolling through the Internet and found some hilarious memes I wanted to show you.

Bucky: Memes? I’m not familiar.

Y/N: My reaction.

Bucky: Woah, who’s dog is that?

Y/N: Buck, that’s not the point! A meme is just a funny image, that’s all.

Bucky: Ooooh, that makes more sense.

Bucky: Why not just call it a funny image then?

Y/N: 

Bucky: I should stop asking questions then.

Bucky: Wait I think I came up with one

Bucky: Me when Steve wakes me up for early training.

Bucky: 

Y/N: HAHA, good one.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: Did I hear my name?

Y/N: What the, Steve. How did you get in the chat?

Y/N: Only Bucky is allowed in it.

Steve: Thanks, Y/N. That hurt.

Steve: 

Bucky: That looks like Sam when he’s crying. 

Y/N: Savage.

Steve: Tony has his ways of hacking.

Y/N: Dammit, forgot we had an idiotic smart guy on the team.

Tony has joined the chat.

Y/N: Oh no, not you.

Tony: Rude.

Tony: Why do I keep hearing cackling in the living room?

Y/N: I’m sending memes to Bucky.

Bucky: And I’m still so confused on what they are.

Y/N: I’ve explained them to you already, Bucky!

Tony: You sure? No sexting action going on between the two of you?

Steve: I think I just threw up a little.

Tony: So did I.

Bucky: Oh, Tony look what I found.

Bucky: 

Y/N: Digging the suit in that picture, Tony.

Tony: Thank you ;)

Steve: Me when I see Bruce and Tony working in the lab.

Steve: 

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: We actually build things for this team, unlike you Rogers.

Bruce has left the chat.

Y/N: 

Bucky: Burn.

Y/N: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Steve showed us a picture with a bad word on it?

Steve: Ugh, not again please.

Tony: It’s a necessity to bring that up.

Steve: It’s a necessity to punch you.

Y/N: Oh shit, Civil War all over again.

Steve: Language.

Bucky: Please no more past memories.

Y/N: 

Steve: Wait, before you go

Steve: Y/N when Bucky walks into the same room.

Steve: 

Y/N: ……..

Y/N: What I’m going to do to Steve.

Y/N: 

Steve: Uhhh.

Steve has been disconnected.

Y/N has left the chat.

Tony:

Bucky: Y/N literally just stormed over to Steve and she’s strangling him now, I gotta go watch this.

Bucky: 

Bucky has left the chat.

Tony: It’s time like these when I ask myself, Why did I ever join the Avengers?

Tony has left the chat.

funny story

Once when I was in elementary school I went to a friend’s house, and during dinner time my friend’s dad never showed up to eat. After dinner we were playing in my friend’s room and I was like ‘hey, where’s your dad?’ and he just kind of stared out the window at the sky and he said very sadly ‘he’s not here right now, but he’s always watching over me’. And I was like 'OH. Oh my god. I’m so sorry, I didn’t know he passed away’, and my friend turned to me with a look of horror on his face and whispered “he’s an astronaut.”

  • Gavin: Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
  • Michael: Huh.
  • Gavin: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
  • Geoff: Oh, dear God.
  • Gavin: Poodle is another funny word.
  • Geoff: Please drink your drink, Gavin.
  • Gavin: In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase, you know?
  • Gavin: Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.
  • Michael: Oy with the poodles already.
  • Gavin: I'm telling you, it's knocking ‘whatcha talking ‘bout, Willis?' right out of first place.
  • Geoff: Gavin, for God's sake, be quiet.
youtube

CLIQUE GO WATCH THIS - in case anyone never saw this. i just died laughing because of tyler oh my god 

sergeantsandscoundrels  asked:

Okay so I think I'm in love with Gaston from beauty and the beast I mean Luke Evans 😍😍... but then there's Bucky as well. Could u do a Bucky x reader where beauty and the beast is coming out in theaters and the reader is in love with gaston and Bucky gets hella jealous. Really cute and fluffy tho. Thanks ❤❤❤

Pairing: Bucky x Reader 
Fandom: MCU
Warnings: none (unless you’ve never seen beauty and the beast and don’t know what happens to gaston, because if that’s the case, then, spoilers lol)

A/N: OH MY GOD, BATB WAS SOOOO FANTASTIC!!! I agree with you, gaston was amazing and luke evans was perfeeeect! this is really just some fluffy and funny piece. I enjoyed writing it so much!! hope you like it love <3

                                                         *****

“Pleeeease, Bucky!”

“No.”

“Come on, just this one time. I promise I won’t ever ask for anything ever again.”

“No.”

You dramatically fell from your sitting position next to him face down onto his lap, pretending to be devastated.

His fingers ran through your hair.

“I know you’re only pretending, (Y/N). We’ve been in this relationship long enough.”

You let out an annoyed ‘Ugh’ and got on your knees.

“I just want you to use your Avenger title this once, so we can go to the premiere of the movie! You know how much I loved ‘Beauty and the Beast’ when I was younger!”

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@thelaohugirl asked: borderlands + favourite romantic relationship

We never officially broke up, you know.
Yes, we did!
No. Not officially.
Well, then I officially—
Which is why I’m officially breaking up with you now!
Oh my god, you are out of your mind!
It’s funny you say that, ’cause I was just thinking, ‘man, I must seem pretty nuts right now.’

DRABBLE PROMPTS

EX:
Number one, and Reader x (Character)

List:

1. “Don’t you dare.”
2. “Get under the covers.”
3. “You look cold.”
4. “Run.”
5. “Party time.”
6. “Stop being so crabby.”
7. “What is that thing?”
8. “Oh my god!”
9. “Cover that up!”
10. “I can never unsee that.”
11. “I like that.”
12. “Are you high?”
13. “That doesn’t mean jack squat.”
14. “That’s it. We’re cursed.”
15. “Go on. Tell me.”
16. “You walked away, not me.”
17. “I need to leave.”
18. “You need to leave. Right now.”
19. “You left me there.”
20. “I’m fucking stuck!”
21. “Don’t laugh. Do. Not. Laugh. This is not funny.”
22. “Delete that. Now.”
23. “Game’s over.”
24. “It’s not coming off!”
25. “You spilt that everywhere. Who has to pick that up? Me.”
26. “I left it all for you!”
27. “I left my life behind all for you!”
28. “I love you, you asshole.”
29. “Y-you love me?”
30. “Well, there is a first for everything.”
31. “Please don’t leave me.
32. "I don’t want to go.”
33. “She was crying, right in the middle of the gas station.”
34.“Blood. Blood everywhere.”
35. “What is that?”
36. “That’s so gross.”
37. “Give me ten bucks, I’ll explain later.”
38. “And BOOM! There they were.”
39. “They just popped out!”
40. “I thought I was alone!”
41. “That was an accident…”
42. “I swear it was like that when I found it!”
43. “I swear to god if you touch me…”
44. “Not me.”
45. “We are leaving. Now.”
46. “That isn’t appropiate.”
47. “D-don’t do that with your lips.”
48. “That’s distracting.”
49. “Eww, don’t do that!”
50. “My eyes are covered.”
51. “Hold my hand, bitch.”
52. “You little shit!”
53. “Is that my food?! You ate my food?!”
54. “Sit down.”
55. “Listen up.”
56. “That is not your problem.”
57. “You have no idea what I do for you.”
58. “Walk away! Do it!”
59. “If you step out that door I am never taking you back!”
60. “Oh, do that again.”
61. “Oh yes.”
62.  "Don’t force me.“
63. "Is that sass I hear?”
64. “Don’t touch me.”
65. “Baby, come back.”
66. “But I love you!”
67. “But I hate you!”
68. “Suck my nonexistent dick!”
69. “Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.”
70. “Look, a distraction!”


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