this will be a lot funnier if you know me

How Seventeen would say “I love you” in a short and simple way

Seungcheol: You’re so beautiful.

Jeonghan: I love you.

Joshua: You’re so amazing, you know that?

Jun: You mean a lot to me.

Hoshi: You suck at dancing.

Wonwoo: Can you come over? I need to watch this show with someone.

Woozi: I really like your personality.

DK: You’re hilarious, I love that about you.

Mingyu: See this? I made it for you.

The8: I think I like you.

Seungkwan: You’re funnier than me.

Vernon: I like being with you.

Dino: You’re my favourite.

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I’m currently listening to the Order of the Phoenix audiobook. It’s a lot funnier than I remember, probably because I’m now inclined to laugh at Harry when he’s being an angsty teenager (sorry Harry, I know you’ve been through a lot, I don’t think I’d cope nearly as well as you have, ilu <3)

anonymous asked:

Ya know I started watching your videos and reading this blog around a year ago and since then I've had a lot more gay thoughts and I know I could probably blame it on being a teenage boy with tons of hormones but it's funnier to pin it on you.

tbh? You’re right. Honestly it’s always p amusing when people send asks like “IZZY STOP YOU’RE CONFUSING ME I’M FEELING GAY”

It’s my mission to give everyone a Gay Awakening one way or another.

But do people even realize how stressful is to think in English – or to translate your thoughts – when you were born in a country where English is not the native language nor one of the most spoken? Every time I want to post something on my blog, I have to check ten times every single word and sometimes I still make a lot of silly mistakes — I always feel kinda dumb because I know I’m funnier & smarter than I look on here but I’m not fluent enough to express myself and to let you all know the real me.
It may seem stupid but it’s just so frustrating I often think about only reblogging others and stop trying to make posts by myself.

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“[Rose] was - ah - a girlfriend, really. I know we don’t say it, but she sort of was.” - David Tennant, Raleigh Comic Con, 14/03/2015. 

“This isn't your average book, it's pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. If only I'd had this last year I'd have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would've known how to get going with... Well Fred and George gave me a copy, and I've learned a lot. You'd be surprised, it's not all about wandwork, either.”

I can’t decide what’s funnier…Ron thinking that getting a girl means performing some complicated spell or him giving the biggest “wand” innuendo in the entire series.

Another witch!Bucky headcanon bc we’re talking about it again;

Prewar Bucky not wanting to tell Steve that he’s a witch for a while, but he has a lot of herbs and really wants to help Steve whenever he’s sick. Bucky trying to give Steve tea as casually as possible while Steve’s like ‘Why does the tea you give me always taste so gross when I have a migraine?’

‘What? No it doesn’t. It’s just black tea, Steve. There’s no feverfew in it you’re imagining things because of your migraine just drink the tea.’

And Steve shrugs and goes ‘I don’t know what feverfew is but whatever.’

I can’t decide whether it’d be funnier if Steve totally knows or if Steve is completely oblivious.

Too Cute? Does it exist?

I’ve been talking to a good friend about writing a lot lately. We were talking about names. She was suggesting that some of the name ideas we were bouncing back and forth were “too cute.” I’m pretty opposed to the idea. I feel like writing is a lot about commitment. Sort of like comedy. A character who is taking herself 100% seriously, but doing a ridiculous thing, is funnier than a character who thinks everything is one big joke (see: why Leslie Knope is funnier than all of Jimmy Carrey’s roles put together, do not @ me about this).

I feel like this concept can be applied to most creative expression. If you name a character, I don’t know, Boneshackle Hammersdown, but you take her seriously, I think readers will accept this. She’s gotta own being Boneshackle Hammersdown. I don’t think a book or its elements are ever too silly or too cute, just maybe not executed with the kind of confidence they needed.

It can be hard to have confidence when you’re just starting out. I know a lot of first fanfictions have a summary that goes something like: “sorry i’m not great at summaries, please read and review.” It’s hard to put writing out there without wanting to cringe in on yourself a little, hunch your shoulders. But the issue is, if you’re cringing away from your own writing, the reader has trouble looking at it properly. “This person is embarrassed of what they’ve created,” the reader thinks. 

Being confident but derisive of your work has a similar effect, like a kid in drama class who breaks character to snicker at everyone now and then. “I just wrote this in like five minutes, whatever.” But if you’re above your own writing, or below it, where does this put the reader? Either way, they feel concerned about investing themselves in the story.

If you commit to your concepts and your characters, readers will commit too.

luke is the type to date someone way shorter than him and pretend he doesn’t notice, so he’ll say things like “babe, you’re so tall”, “can you kneel when you’re talking to me? your height is intimidating”, “it’s so cool dating someone my height”, “not even kidding, you’re the tallest person i know”

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All of Eunhyuk ’s Tweets on Inkigayo 150308 along with SUJU’s sarcastic replies to Him

@AllRiseSilver :ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@AllRiseSilver: Never Die!!!!! You’re clearly attacking!!!!!! I’m only allowing fighting today 

@AllRiseSilver: I don’t know anymore, I’m at nirvana ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

@AllRiseSilver: Stop it my belly is going to burstㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@ryeong9: @AllRiseSilver ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Donghae hyung’s expression was funnier ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Ah panic panic

@AllRiseSilver: Huhuhuhuhu don’t make fun of me huhuhu

@AllRiseSilver: Good it was natural #Dontputuprumors #Youjustneedtokeepquiet #Inkigayo #TheBeatGoesOn #GrowingPains

@special1004: ..Slipping Eunhyuk.. This is a lengendary video.. I captured it myself..ㅋㅋㅋ You’re either a genius or a fool.. Is this an over-promoting strategy or just that your lower body is weak..D&E Growing Pains fighting!!..

Heechul ;s Comment on Teuk ’s Insta: he didn’t fall.he was just dancing what moon heejun danced for his part of ‘candy’ in the past.

Eunhyuk Comment on Teuk ’s Insta: it’s like an ahjussi who broke in and went on stage after drinking a cup of alcohol kekekekekekekekekeke ah!…..you can’t spread rumours….

@AllRiseSilver: : just watched kingsman with donghae and wah~ it’s super intersting!!! but i came in here and everyone seems to be having an even more interesting time than me ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ good if you guys are enjoying.. TWT sleep well and lose all the monday blues tomorrow !!!!!!! #youguysasmuchasme #growingpains 3d&e 


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anonymous asked:

*whispers* what if Will was using dead people to fertilize his crops and that's why they tasted so good.

Okay I can’t exactly see Will going all on Eldon Stammets on his vegetable garden nonny, but how about this:

Hannibal starts spending a lot of time on Will’s farm. A LOT. Because he keeps inviting Will to dinner and Will keeps declining and it’s really the only way they can spend quality time together. Plus, Will looks really good in a sweat-soaked t-shirt with dirt under his nails. Like really, really good.

So Hannibal being, well, Hannibal, decides that you know what would make these crops grow faster and bigger and totally impress farmer Will with his amazing and sexy Lithuanian farming skills? Parts of dead people. So he grinds them up and makes his special “fertilizer” (that’s really just mushed up people and a bit of compost… that also mostly just consists of people) and takes it to Will and they use it on everything. And it works. And Will is so impressed he finally agrees to have dinner at Hannibal’s house.

And that’s the story of how the lettuce in their salad was actually people and cannibalism totally saved the day.

an aries “tbh” to each sign

aries: tbh you’re my ride or die, we keep the world aflame and having people like you around keeps the excitement going

taurus: tbh i have mixed emotions about you because everyone says you’re extremely loyal but no taurus ever sticks around me for too long. but other than that i think you guys have great senses of humor and are fun to be friends with.
gemini: tbh despite what other people say about you, i think you’re probs one of my faves ok like we get along so great and at first i thought you were the worst but now i’ll punch anyone who says that about you. you are one of the most lowkey caring people i know.

cancer: tbh i have never met an ugly cancer and you are soooo cute omw. you’re a lot funnier than you get credit for and i hope we’re friends for a long time
leo: tbh we’re actually a lot alike, but honestly im so sorry but you lowkey annoy me sometimes because i can’t stand when people only act like they care about my life but only wanna talk about theirs. ily still but cmon

virgo: tbh where do i even begin. you’re so in your own head it fucks up all of your friendships bc you literally overthink everything and make problems out of nothing and on top of that you don’t let anyone help you. i’ve been around you for a long time but you push me away and honestly i’ve become exhausted

libra: tbh you are my exact opposite, and even tho you’re extremely pretty you’re actually condescending sometimes but other times you can be pretty cool, just not my cup of tea

scorpio: tbh you guys can creep the hell out of me but honestly you’re actually fun and spontaneous so we should rave sometime

sagittarius: tbh u r bae. but fr fr you guys make me so happy by simply making me feel like i’m worth spending time with. you make me laugh so much and you are literally so full of positive energy and when someone gets you down it gets me down. you also care for everyone and stand up for people like you guys are my fave

capricorn: tbh we don’t always see eye to eye but your sense of humor is literally so underestimated. i wish i knew more of you. you guys actually get shit done and i applaud you.

aquarius: tbh ohhhh aquarius, you hold my heart. i will always admire your creativity and out-of-the-box thinking. you keep me on my toes but i wouldnt want it any other way. i love your laugh btw

pisces: tbh i know like every astrology post says we’re shit when we’re together but you, pisces, are like an anchor to me. i know everyone says you’ve got your own head in the clouds but actually you keep me emotionally stable and i feel like i can trust you with my life. however sometimes pisces have the tendencies to crowd me a lil and i get annoyed but other than that, let me kiss u

@bladekindeyewear wanted people to make reaction images for whether or not his Homestuck theories turned out to be true. I’m late to the party, but w/e

1) I can’t draw (no don’t patronize me). also this was a lot funnier in my head I’ll have you know.

2) I’m not entirely sure about what the reading daggers are all about (the real travesty here), but I figured having daggers strapped over your eyes must be painful? that’s why he’s crying in both of these. it also probably doesn’t help that he was wrong in the second one.

When Prince’s manager called and asked me to direct “Kiss,” the first thing out of my mouth was, “I’d like to speak to Prince first, and I’m not doing it unless I can bring in my own hair, makeup, models and choreographer.” A few minutes later, Prince called me. He was charming. The conversation was brief and there was a lot of giggling on his end.

I was on a heavy vampire kick — I was into Anne Rice very early — so that’s where the black veil on the dancer’s head comes from. Prince was brilliant in terms of dance and choreography. You could show him something and three seconds later he could do it perfectly. He came to the set with buttons all over his pants. I said, “What’s with the buttons?” He said, “Should have told me you don’t like buttons.” He’s funnier than people know. I’d put him next to a six-foot-tall model and he would give me an expression like, “Are you kidding? Where’s my apple box?” He was the one who decided at the last minute to use Wendy Melvoin in the video. They had great chemistry, and they were funny together. Her facial expressions in that video were perfect.

- Rebecca Blake, director

  • my sister rachel: so I'm texting Connor
  • (her good friend but they are secretly in love and going to prom together i ship them its really cute just like ugh anyway)
  • me: OHMIGODTELLMEEVERYTHING
  • rachel: he wants me to be a part of his lawn mowing company
  • me: OH GET MARrIED AlReaDY
  • rachel: he wants to know how many lawns i wanna do a week. as in how many do i think i can handle. i need you to be serious for a second.
  • me: ...
  • rachel: i need a joke for him. and your funnier than me.
  • me: say "lawns? idk i don't usually do lawns its mostly people i have to do. and i can handle a lot more than you think" *winks*
  • rachel: *bursts out laughing and tries to type*
  • me: *cackles like tyler oakley*
  • both: *burst into tears because they laugh so hard*
  • connor: *sends wink, kissing and laugh crying emojis*
  • rachel: ayyyy
  • me: *screams, fangirls, cries, then runs to tell friends and post to tumblr.