this will be a lot funnier if you know me

hunk: hey have you ever thought who shiros favorite is?

lance: oh hunk. oh my hunky honey bear. you do NOT want to know my thoughts on THAT whole situation

hunk: oh boy. ok I’ll bite, who is shiros favorite?

lance: fine you asked for it. it’s pidge.

hunk: …..huh. I would’ve thought you might have said keith.

lance: oh yeah he is too

hunk: ok you lost me

lance: look the way i see it is, pidge is the favorite the way the baby of the family is always the favorite. Keith is like the eldest son, born to take over the family business or whatever.

hunk: alright….so where do we fall in all of this?

lance: well pidge is first with keith running a close second so while keith may not get more desert at the table or get away with murder like pidge does, he’s given more responsibilities and will ultimately gain more of the inheritance. after him comes allura who’s sort of like the hot girl next door shiro has a crush on but he’s too shy to ever ask out. then it’d be you, the cuddly middle child who’s kind of left to his own devices cause your can obviously take care of yourself, then coran, alluras whacky uncle, then the Lions who are the family pets, then me

hunk:

lance: the other middle child who’s the obnoxious class clown only there to get a cheap laugh out of the audience and kind of just there to make shiro angry or exasperated and give him more personality otherwise he’ll look boring

hunk: ….lance

lance: but then again I’m not the last one anymore cause now slavs in the picture and HE’S the one who makes shiro angry and annoyed…..although, he is a lot smarter than i am and he brings out an even funnier side of shiro so I’m probably still the least favorite…….what were we talking about again?

hunk getting up and hugging lance from behind: lance you know you can always talk to me about stuff right?

lance trying not to tear up: uh yeah hunky bear i know that why wouldn’t i know that

hunk: us ignored middle children need to stick together

lance: heh yeah

goblintoast  asked:

Hi Kat!! 😊 Apologies if you've answered this already, but what is your favorite Amethyst quote? 💎

Man every time she talks I feel blessed so this is gonna be hard!!

Let me see.. 

  • “Pearl! You just gave her some Shakesperian spiel about light, then got her number like it was nothing?! Pearl, you’re a total rockstar!”
  • “Whoa! You truthed him so hard, he died!”
  • “Rose said… I’m perfect… the way I am!”
  • “Hah…I know what’s wrong with me. I’m not supposed to be small. And everyone’s always acting like there’s no problem. You can be anything you want to be. No! I can’t. Huh…I can’t even be the one thing I’m supposed to be you know?”
  • “Humans should just stop wearing clothes… be a lot funnier.”
  • “Hey, uh, this is Amethyst, I don’t appreciate being called a clod, you clod…”
  • “Homegirl knows we’re gonna beat her into a green pancake.”
  • “Let’s ambush them!”
  • “Per, I'mma be really real with you for a sec. This whole time we’ve been here, you’ve just been focusing on what you can’t do. Of course you’re not having any fun. You think that all you are is who you could be, but we don’t hang out with you because of who you could be. We like you.”
  • “Are you trying to kill him faster?”
  • “I got hit by a airplane!”
  • “Yeah! Let’s mash it up! Bigger, badder, better! Ahahahaha!”
  • “Shut down by the G-squad!”
  • “NOOOOOO! MI TORTA!”
  • “WHOA, MAMA!”
  • “I never asked to be made!”
  • “Yo, Steman! My seams straight?”
  • “Man, you’ve changed! You look terrible!”
  • “Wait, can Steven fly? Yeah, I think I remember that. No no, I’m thinking of Lapis. Hey, Steven! How did you learn how to fly?”
  • “No! I get mad at myself! That’s, ugh, the thing I do. I get mad at myself and then it makes me suck at everything I do even more.”
steven universe ask meme.

“Go for it, bro!”

 "Wow! Everything’s changing!“ 

"Who’s terrible idea was this?" 

"No… how long was I out?!”

 "You know I can’t handle it when you cry like that.“

 "Do you remember this place?" 

"I get mad at myself! It’s what I do!”

 "I’ll fight you, and show you how bad I am!“

 "You want to pretend that none of this ever happened. You think that I’m just a big mistake!”

“What’s a chicken?" 

"Oh! I get the joke now!" 

"You are an experience!" 

"You were the one good thing that came out of this mess. I always thought you were proud of that." 

“It’s too late! I don’t believe you anymore!”

“Isn’t it remarkable? This world is full of so many possibilities.”

“How are y’all doin’ tonight?”

“Yeah, I could rave to this.”

“Why do you look like that? Why are you so weak?”

“I don’t get what you’re planning, but look! Your base is taken! Your armies are ruined! You have failed!”

“STOP SINGING!”

“Looks like another waste of my time.”

“They kept you prisoner. They used you. This is your chance to take revenge! Come on… Just say yes.”

“You’re pointing that shield the wrong way. She’s the one you should be afraid of.”

“You can’t lie to me. I’ve seen what you’re capable of. I thought I was a brute, but you… you’re a monster.”

“It’ll be better this time. I’ve changed. You’ve changed me. I’m the only one who can handle your kind of power.”

“Please understand, if we lose, we’ll be killed. And if we win, we can never go home…”

“I thought… haven’t we… is this not how it works?”

“Who cares about how I feel? How you feel is bound to be much more interesting.”

“But you are supposed to change! You’re never the same, even moment to moment you’re allowed and expected to invent who you are.”

“Arrggh! Why do you keep destroying my things?!”

“Go ahead, wreck this place! See if I care, I already got what I needed!”

“You really think this is the end? HAHAHA! This… This is only the beginning! …Of my escape!”

“Oh my stars, you’re gonna harvest me?!”

“I’m gonna die here.”

“Yes! Feel my unbridled rage!”

“I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!”

“I’ve grown accustomed to this place, and I could probably fix the hole that I made with my giant robot.”

“What’s the problem? You’re the one getting all the good stuff! You’ve got the propeller and paint cans on your side!”

“H-2-Oh my GOSH!”

“I carried you while you took a nap.”

“I… I thought violence would be the answer.”

“You have a lobster on your butt.”

“Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords.  They are bleeding.  Oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again.  …Sorry, I panicked.”

“That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie.”

“It was a maelstrom of destruction and death.”

“But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.”

“Love at first sight doesn’t exist. Love takes time, and love takes work. At the very least you have to know the other person… And you literally have no idea who or what I am.”

“Get open, get honest, invent yourselves together. That’s fusion.”

“I’m not as strong as you think. I-I fell apart over this…”

“You’ll know when I’m joking.”

“I blame the cows.”

“You don’t understand! Just leave me alone.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s stay on this miserable planet, together!”

“I’m done being everyone’s prisoner! Now you’re MY prisoner! And I’m never letting you go!”

“Can’t you see? I can’t stop, not for a second.”

“For a moment, I really felt like things were different, but they’re not. No matter where I go, I’m trapped.”

“I really thought I would be living alone here.”

“Don’t put me in charge! Oh, sorry. I mean, y-you shouldn’t trust me with the boat.”

“Thanks, but I’m not putting that on my body.”

“What we had wasn’t healthy. I never want to feel like I felt with you. Never again! So just go!”

“I was terrible to you. I liked taking everything out on you. I needed to. I-I hated you. It was bad!”

“You can’t outrun me, we both have short legs!”

“Yeah, yeah, don’t forget: reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed. That’s just what makes me so awesome!”

“In the ring, nobody can tell me what to do! And if they try, I HIT 'EM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR!”

“You can’t let anyone make you feel like garbage.”

“I swallowed a rock.”

“I’mma win a airplane!”

“Are you trying to kill him faster?”

“I can fit! Which way to the baby war?”

“Now we’re gonna bury you 'til you’ve learned your lesson!”

“I’m not gonna let you stand there and remind me about everything I hate about myself!”

“I never asked to be made!”

“I’m just an embarrassment to you!”

“Oh man! I think my favorite round thing was in there!”

“I need everyone’s constant approval! I need to loquaciously converse so I can show off how smart I am.”

“Humans should just stop wearing clothes… be a lot funnier.”

“If you’re trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won’t work. Trust me, I’ve tried.”

“Homegirl knows we’re gonna beat her into a pancake.”

“You didn’t need me at all…”

“Care to explain what one of my swords was doing in your room?”

“We want to stop all wrestling everywhere! Are you going to let us destroy all wrestling? Eheheh.”

“Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.”

“Is water just hydrogen and oxygen “mashed together”?”

“Well, that’s perfect, because I don’t want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.”

“You have to feel like yourself! Sweet and considerate, and only occasionally obnoxious!”

“Just today you were crying about snakes.”

“There are… different ways of being strong.”

“I’m so sorry… I almost got us killed..!”

“Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they’re a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world’s problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone’s control.”

“I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean often.”

“Everything I ever did, I did for her. And now she’s gone. But I’m still here.”

“That could have gone… a lot worse.”

“You always say you’ll be the crocodile, but you never commit!”

“Have the shirts come to life and possessed the bodies of their wearers?!”

“Do you understand that cartoon show?”

“I don’t get tired; I get results.”

“I just wanted to share a few more victories with you!”

“Look! I was right! My plan worked perfectly.”

“Oh, what’s 200 years between friends?”

“Please! Tell me! How can I make you forgive me!?”

“Confident and secure and complete… You’re perfect… You’re the perfect relationship… You’re always together… I just—I wanted to be a part of that…”

“We leave for one second and everything goes off the rails!”

“It’s fine, it’s fine, we’ll build it bigger, stronger, we’ll add SEATBELT!”

“Ah, sunset. My favorite time of the day… The sun goes down and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky…”

“I can’t just start listening now, I’d be lost! Just like my pants…”

“THAT’S UNUSUAL!!”

“Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?!”

“Try to act like a rich duck.”

“Fire Salt! Burn! Burn people!”

“None of you are the handsome one! I’M the handsome one!”

“I’m gonna bring the ocean back… or get really thirsty trying.”

“I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don’t want that for you.”

“Pizza rain! …But no pizza clouds…”

“You gotta take this online quiz: “Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?”!”

“Are you insecure about your relationships and how you’re perceived by other people?”

“If you’re the one protecting me… Then who’s the one protecting you!?”

“Some day soon we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please… Won’t you share this jam with me?”

“Wow! You’re so articulated!”

“Home’s been awful! Here’s been awful! I thought you wanted to have a fun time but– Everyone’s been acting awful too! It - It just came with us. I don’t understand! Is it… is it me..?”

“We found a seeeecret way to track you, and we’ll never tell you how even if you ask nicely. MYAH.”

“Awwww! You’re like… an angry little slice of pie!”

“Wait! I have a better idea that doesn’t involve destroying the house!”

“That isn’t a very sound business practice.”

“Sweet, two doughnuts! One for me and one… for… uh, me.”

“I thought this was a dance party. Why isn’t anyone else dancing.”

“I don’t wanna hear anything you say, unless it’s “sorry”.”

“You’re choosing to take it personally.”

“Can’t you see I’m completely engulfed with rage.”

“But we made him feel like it was his fault. I keep looking into the future, where all of this has been solved, as if it doesn’t matter how you feel in the present. No wonder… why you think I don’t care!”

“You honestly think I’m not upset about what happened? I just wanted to do the right thing…”

“This is… not what I saw! I don’t know what happened, I-”

“All I wanna look at is you.”

anonymous asked:

I love your writing! Can I get Jumin 707 and Yoosung reacting to a really giggly MC (they laugh at almost anything in the world) and when they're not laughing they smile a lot ;)

Totally the opposed of me.I´m always like:

SANGRE,MUERTE Y DESTRUCCIÓN. / Mira esto es negro,COMO MI CORAZON. (‡▼益▼)

BLOOD, DEATH, AND DESTRUCTION EVERY DAY/ Look this is black,LIKE MY HEART. (‡▼益▼)


Jumin

  • “It´s nice to always have a smile around you.” Jumin thinks.
  • Jumin it´s is rare to see him smile.
  • And you just can´t stop doing it.
  • Some people thought that he was a robot *cough* Mostly Zen *cough* but since your laugh and smile is soo contiguous,now people see that jumin has the other expressions than just this…

Originally posted by sarahscribblesillustration


  • Obviously, Everyone freaks out when they see that you laugh at Jumin´s jokes.
  • Jumin just doesn´t care about everyone thinks of them,he just loves you and that makes him happy.

Representation of how you two look together:

Originally posted by fuckingjaix


Seven

  • He is very happy that you laugh at his jokes but then he sees that you laugh at almost everything.
  • He is hurt.

  • He thinks he is not special and he is just one of the bunch.
  • but you keep telling him that he is truly special.
  • He just doesn´t believe in you any more.
  • UNTIL he notices the different types of laughs that you do.
  • And now he knows when something is funnier to you.
  • He sees his jokes, pranks, and memes are funnier than other to you.

Seven:  “ I´m special again

Originally posted by sayrix


Yoosung

This makes me shiver.

SORRY I just imagine Yoosung (golden boy,innocent, giggly,almost like a kid) and Mc( they laugh at almost anything in the world and when they’re not laughing they smile a lot) .

*Puke* It´s too cloying (eww)


Sorry for the eye cancer that I just gave you for mi shitty sketch of 1 min. (I just love my “sketches” they are so shitty that they make you laugh LOL.

*P.S The one of the white with the pink hair is saeran.

Special Agent 606, Out.If you want to request here are the rules: HERE/Masterlist: Here

Justin told me, “I think we’ve always tried to be [inclusive], it’s just early on we didn’t necessarily have the tools or the understanding of how to be that way. I think mainly that’s because we grew up around people like us. So that was our default. But that expanded. ‘People like us’ has gotten a lot broader since we’ve had a much broader audience.”

The turning point was furries. It was around episode 30, not even in response to a listener’s letter, but to a Yahoo Answers question from a thirteen-year-old furry wondering about coming out to his family. The brothers’ comedy comes from escalation, each taking the previous joke farther and to sillier lengths. In this case, the joke—the “joke”—was about how freaked out and disturbed they were by furries.  

The next episode, in the middle of answering another question—from a listener afraid of being made fun of for being in their school play—Justin segued into an apology. “Like, if you look at us. Last week we talked a lot of yay about furries, but to cover up the fact that we are all right now, as we record the show, wearing furry costumes.” Griffin said, “I’m a lynx.” Travis: “I’m a sexy cow.” And Justin? “I’m an apologetic tiger, because I feel bad to our furry friends.” Griffin chimed in, “I feel wicked bad!” He continued, “Let’s put this question on pause, cause we need to address this. I think that hatred comes from fear, and fear comes from misunderstanding.” And the brothers owned up to misunderstanding furries, and thanked the listeners who’d written in to set them straight.

As Justin told me, “Afterwards, we got these tweets from people who were like, ‘Hey, I’m a furry, and I like your show, and that sucked.’ I don’t know who we thought was listening, but we certainly didn’t think furries were, ‘cause we didn’t know any growing up. Once we realized that we hurt these people, we felt like garbage about it. So we were like, let’s make the decision to learn, and talk to these people, and celebrate them and become wildly pro-furry. What we realized is, isn’t it also a lot funnier to be wildly pro-furry. I think it’s funnier to be really into everything, permissive of everything.”

It’s not that they’re pretending to be pro-furry because being pro-furry is silly. The McElroys decided—and the success of MBMBaM proves—that actually being enthusiastic about everything opens the door to better comedy. Justin: “We realized it was a lot funnier than saying no all the time. It dovetails with basic improv rules. So we just started saying yes to fucking everything. You cannot trip us out any more!”

You know what the McElroys remind me of?

There’s a character in Community, Dean Pelton, who is a side/recurring character in the show. He’s rather effeminate, gets great enjoyment out of extravagant costumes and outfits, regularly crossdresses, and eschews the term “gay” because it’s not an expansive enough term. (Pansexual and genderqueer are most apt for him.)

And during an AMA, someone told show creator Dan Harmon that as a genderqueer person, they loved Pelton and how open and positive the character was.

Harmon’s response was gracious, and pointed out that with Pelton, often the joke was not that he was a weirdo or an outcast or anything like that. The joke was… happiness. That this person was performatively queer, and that the joke wasn’t at his expense, but that he was happy and people like that could be happy.

And that feeling is a close relative to what I feel with the McElroy content. It’s the same thing we say about jokes about race or gender or sex; make sure the joke is with the group, not against them. Comedy used to put down the downtrodden is bad; comedy used to uplift is one of the great goods.

I dunno. They just make me happy in a world where, right now, a lot of forces want to hurt me. And that’s important.

MBMBaM is almost never explicitly political, but—sad as this may be—in late 2016, inclusive compassion became a political act.

for the anon that asked for how the boys would comfort their s/o after a nightmare! heyo it’s mod amami’s first post i hope i don’t screw this up

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I’m currently listening to the Order of the Phoenix audiobook. It’s a lot funnier than I remember, probably because I’m now inclined to laugh at Harry when he’s being an angsty teenager (sorry Harry, I know you’ve been through a lot, I don’t think I’d cope nearly as well as you have, ilu <3)

Losing Streak - Tyler Seguin (Smut)

Author’s Note: This is ridiculous dominant and long, so if you don’t like dominance, don’t read it. You have been warned.

Tyler always took loosing hard. It didn’t matter how well they played, the score, anything. He just always took it hard. I had been watching the game from home, and I knew that when Tyler got home he was going to be upset.

While feeding Marshall and Cash, our dogs, I hear the front door open and close with a loud slam. I finish putting food into Cash’s bowl and when I stand up, I see Tyler staring at me.

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Finally I have enough confidence in me to do something for myself and I feel so happy that I can’t stop smiling. Seeing these people everyday makes me the happiest person alive and I’m so grateful that I can live in the same time as they.
💚💚💚😊😊😊
If ever You’re gonna see this, @markiplier @therealjacksepticeye or @pewdie, I wanna say Thank You. Thank You so much for making my life better and funnier. For showing me how to look at things from a different points of view and for showing me that there’s still humanity in the humans. That not everybody is perfect but everybody is worth gold. I know my words will never be enough to say everything I feel. The last thing I wanna thank for is for showing me how to make world a better place with a smile.
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《If you see this please help me show them this. This means a lot. Thanks and love ya all. 😊》

when lgbtq kids spend time with each other, they have the freedom to share experiences, to explore more about themselves and their identities, to learn who they are and to be comfortable with it. realistically this is what happened to me in undergrad but it’s just a lot funnier to tell people that oberlin college turned me gay

infinitemisfit33  asked:

Can I have a match up? I'm 5'11 (yes I'm tall 😂) I have brown eyes and brown hair that goes a little past my shoulders. I am an Aries, and more of a tomboyish type. I enjoy playing softball (I'm a pitcher), drawing, painting, reading and helping others. I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. I can be shy at first but once you get to know me I will act more of my out going self. My friends say I can be a little to worrying and a bit stubborn. I love autumn as well! Thanks!

Your Matchup is…

🌾Ayato🌾

•Ayato would fight you a lot, telling you that basketball is cooler and funnier than softball. Luckily, he changed his mind when you invited him to see a softball match. He even played with you once, and he was incredibly good at it. But, later, he made you play basketball with him instead, and let’s say he did it just to fuel is superiority complex, because he gave you a really hard time.

•He likes your dressing style, and doesn’t mind if you use some of his clothes. But you both have a deal… If you use his clothes, he’s the one who takes them off.

•Sometimes, when you’re trying to paint, he’d get really curious and start touching everything. The brushes, the acrylics… He even made a mess with a recently finished work. He acted as if nothing happened, though.

•Ayato doesn’t like your stubbornness. It makes him feel overpowered… It hits him right on his pride. When he wants or expects you to do something, he wants it right away and with not a single complaint. Well, nothing that can’t be resolved with blood-sucking.


Is interested in you…

🌾Yuma🌾

•The Mukami really likes your tomboy style. He finds it… Sexy.

•You said you’re not afraid of getting your hands dirty, and that’s something he finds worth of his attention. Finally, someone useful and not afraid to try new things!

•Since you like helping others, expect yourself helping him at his garden, planting, harvesting, you name it. He’s glad that he didn’t had to ask twice for it.

5 Things I Love

I gotta say, I don’t get tagged often in these tagging things, so the fact that @trans-parenting tagged me in the 5 Things I Love thing is a real treat. Also, I’ve had some bourbon so bear with me. Here are five things I love…

1. The Idiot Trilogy. Now only my friends know what The Idiot Trilogy is, but we’re buds so I’ll let you in on it. The Idiot Trilogy is a set of movies that, to me, are some of the funniest films from my adolescence and they’re all kinda related thanks to cast/crew. The films are: Three Amigos; Clue; Spies Like Us. I watch each at least once a year and find them funnier each time.

2. California. I was born in LA, but right after that we moved to DC. In my 20s I moved around a lot and saw a lot of the country. No place felt like home (even DC) until I landed back in Cali. Sunshine, beaches, movies, medicinal weed. It’s amazing.

3. Music. I know, I know. You probably want a genre or era or (gasp!) a band. Truth is: I love every kind of music. My morning playlist includes 1940s swing, 1990s alt rock, 1950s jazz, 1970s rock, 1980s punk… it’s stupid eclectic.

4. Writing. Both of my parents are talented writers, so naturally I said I’d never be a writer. But as I finished college and found I was writing in my downtime to unwind, I realized it was in my blood—no point in denying it. Still, it took a while to find my groove. Like decades. Now I’ve got a bestseller under my belt and two more books on the way.

5. My family. Have you seen my boys? My wife? Holy living fuck, did I hit the lottery or what? I could talk about how they inspire me or pick me up when I’m blue—all of that is true. But, man, they make me laugh so much. My god, I’ve never laughed so much… I love them more than anything I could write, anything I could hear, anything I could see, anywhere I could be.

So there you go. And now I get to tag some folks, so I’ll tag @kidsraisingkids, @mommyakajenna, @dadarocks, @shuggilippo, and @taylorswift.

NamJoon’s FC Post [10/25/15]

Adele - Hello

Since before, I’ve been always wanting to write a song with the title “안녕” (t/n: in Korea, you say 안녕 [pronunciation: an-nyeong] both as a greeting of hello and a farewell of goodbye when meeting someone so I’m going to leave his 안녕 since it’s ambiguous in which way he’s using it; only when I know he wants to use it a certain way will I translate it to hello or goodbye) 

Ever since my head’s grown (t/n: this is a literal translation of a Korean saying; it means that ever since he’s grown up enough to have his own thoughts), I started to not like the word 안녕 so much. When I see the people I love and hear the word ‘goodbye’ as we part ways or go home, it leaves a smear on my heart. For some reason, it seemed like the ending of a movie or a novel. Even though the person may have said the word without much thought. I just felt weird. Even though they have no intentions (of meeting and said it without much thought), it was nicer when they said something as simple as “see you then” or “see you later.” 


The reason why I’ve tried to write a song on 안녕 many times and failed to every single time is because that word was the world itself to me. Because it’s a teasing word that could mean the very beginning and also the very end. And that (안녕) is the world itself that I always obsess over, that itself is the dualism of life, it felt like us (humans). That which I love and despise so much. (I can’t believe that) A two word syllable that only takes you two times to open your mouth (to say the word) can be the complete beginning and also the last. There is nothing funnier (t/n: the funny he uses has underlying meaning of being funny because it’s ridiculous/meaningless) and crueler than this. But what’s even worse is that this is the world I’ve felt (come to know). 


Unlike the way I’m reflected (seen by) to those who know a shallow bit of me, I am a lot more pessimistic (world-weary) and have a perverse side (crooked attitude). Or maybe it’s just because I’m becoming an adult who’s being covered in dirt/grime, I question why 안녕 approaches me as the ending/last. I remember my heart dropping when I heard 안녕 instead of the usual greeting from an unexpected person. After a bit of time passed, I became afraid. There’s not a chance it would happen but I thought “Is it the last…” Because horror is made in the imagination. Regardless of where that is started.

Anyhow, I want to write a song titled 안녕 one day. Maybe when I can understand a little bit more regarding this word? It’s the similar idea of wanting to make music about my parents, but only being able to write a line or two for years. I have no idea where to start speaking. Because they are words that are the world itself. 


Surely 안녕 is one of the first words we learned when we were young. Therefore, I am curious on what kind of meaning the word 안녕 has on you at this time of your life. Since it’s too famous and such a worn out word, it may just be a dull word without much meaning. It could be the start of a happy beginning or could also be a trauma. I just wanted to say that I discovered something fun/interesting. That I found the complete beginning and end, that I discovered this world. From nothing more than 안녕, the two syllables that even the heavens and land know.


안녕


안녕?


안녕!


안녕,


안녕.


안녕..


안녕… 


Words that each arouses a panorama of different emotions like the rainbow, within me. A mere period, a mere exclamation point causes a very different wave. That is the world and the life I think of. 


Another fun/interesting thing is, 안녕 means our welfare and state (of being) in its most basic, objective definition. In other words, it literally becomes us. It basically has the abilities of going forward, going backward, staying neutral (not moving in any direction). You selfish thing! 


* I’m writing this as I listen to Adele’s Hello. In English, 안녕 is hello and bye so I thought maybe it would be different. After thinking about it, hello is an initial greeting but I realized, that at the same time, it has the meaning of ‘여보세요’(what Koreans say when they pick up a phone call). Adele expressed and represented a complete separation (break up) with hello. As expected, we are not particularly different. Later on, if I get to make music on 안녕, (please) listen a lot. Since I probably will have had quite a bit of a hard time (writing the song).


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Trans cr: 2-gehl

Irish Lass Kisser

Becky Lynch/OC: You’re a new diva on the smackdown roster and you manage to catch the eye of the Irish Lass Kicker. Cutesy smut for @emmarablack

I would just like to go ahead and apologize for the title but I thought it was hilarious and laughed about it for about 30 minutes last night because I’m a sucker for puns.

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You only-english speaking humans will never know the struggle

 it is to write in english when you’re bilingual, or trilingual, or more
Because I speak portuguese and I’m ‘advanced’ in english - and I had french for three years in middle school (although I don’t remember a lot of it)

Let me tell you, if google translator and thesaurus aren’t open, then there’s gonna be a lot of repetition and words replaced by ‘(?)’
What’s even funnier is that if I write in portuguese, my mother tongue, I still need the translator because I am now at least 30% english, and if I don’t know the word in one language, I probably remember it in the other

….Which makes it even more frustrating when you can’t find the right word, ‘cause you got two languages in you but none of them help you

So like - you talk to them and describe what you want to say to them, but instead of helping, they ignore you and go on a who-farts-the-loudest contest in your brain

And you either stare blankly at your computer until the farts go away and you finally remember the word, or you go ask someone and remember the word halfway into question

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“[Rose] was - ah - a girlfriend, really. I know we don’t say it, but she sort of was.” - David Tennant, Raleigh Comic Con, 14/03/2015. 

Hey, I'm legitimately curious.

Are you the type of person to comment while watching an Episode? Or after you’re done watching?
As for me, I used to do it after watching but I noticed the reactions are a lot funnier if you write them as soon as you’re feeling them. Know what I mean? x’D

- Kathy

autisticmccree  asked:

GENJI "COPY MACHINE FUCKER" SHIMADA L M A O KATIE WHAT

HHAHHAHA OKAY,,,,,,,LISTEN

so. i read a wip of @cawaiiey​‘s (which was amazing, as can be expected, praise mccreesus) and this is a part of it:

Hanzo suddenly remembers when the copier machine broke last month and Genji had said he “could fix it better than before”, then proceeded to leave the office drenched in ink and various other fluids, with the copier so broken that upper management had to replace it.

(thank u cade for letting me use the direct quote!!)

so i read this and i’m like ??? various other fluids?? i have no idea about any kind of office machine. or other kind of machine. i dont know what fluids there are. so, naturally, i leave a comment just like “did genji fuck the copy machine”

cade sees this and loses her shit, tweets about it, and me, her, and our friend salem proceed to discuss this idea at length

you can see the full discussion in 3 different tweet threads here, here, and here, but under the cut are my personal highlights, and this one is a pretty good summation:

thank you for asking, genji “copy machine fucker” shimada is canon, shimada gods bless

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