this whole thing was perfect ok

did you guys know I’m in love with this crooked ginger

It’s not a secret that Cas loves all the Winchesters and that they’re his family

So why is Depression!Cas taunting him with his memories and feelings specifically.


What he hates, who he loves (with a big emphasis on this word and a close up of Cas’ OWN face here straight away, which just reminds me of Dean’s close up after Cas’ own declarations in 12x12), what he fears.

Depression!Cas (cos yes it’s technically whatever Empty thing this is but narratively it’s just Cas’ expositional depression) saying “there’s nothing for you back there”, while Cas looks devastated. Talking about the fact that he’s useless, just a fond memory at best…

Trying to make Cas feel like his feelings that he’s brought up here are unrequited, that he is not being missed at all.


Meanwhile, this is all interspersed with Dean in total agony and unable to see straight because of his grief, specifically over Cas. Cas is the additional element to his and Sam’s grief over Mary that means he cannot possibly have faith or have hope and that means he needs Sam to have it for him. THIS IS MADE TEXTUAL IN THIS EPISODE AND THE ONLY VALID REASON FOR IT IS CAS.

Anyway, it’s not like SPN have done this before, where neither of them can see what the other is going through, it’s not like Dean doesn’t know that Cas had to kill 1000s of Dean’s in his brainwashing training, it’s not like Cas doesn’t know that Dean is always a mess when Cas died or was just missing in the past.


Why is he being taunted like this? With this specifically? A supposed deep secret within Cas that he only knows because he’s been inside his head? 


Anyway, Cas defies him, fights back against the negative voice in his head (literally, I can’t even start talking about how this whole thing is his depression arc being faced and coming to an end because I’ll be here all day). 


Then Cas is literally brought back in a ray of sunshine and a field of tulips? or was that just a reference to depression!Cas in Cas’ head (but anyway, which are a symbol of perfect love), just after we get Dean’s textual “I have no hope left and the only thing different between us is that I’m also missing Cas” speech.


BTS reaction to you taking care of them when they’re sick


He would have gotten a food poisoning from that restaurant you guys ate at a few days ago, he’d be complaining constantly about how he noticed the restaurant was looking fishy and not clean enough and about how he told you to look up more information about it all while you were standing besides him in the toilet while he threw up.

“It’s ok babe I’m sorry it was my fault, just try to relax now”

“Yah how can I relax, I’m gonna call the manager and let him know how bad the food is”

You smile and roll your eyes at his childlike behaviour, how can he be so cute even when he’s sick.

(later on)

“Thank you jagi for taking care of me, I’m sorry i was annoying to you”

Originally posted by jjilljj

Yoongi: “Don’t take care of me I’m not a baby” he would be the most annoyed that you cared for him so much but secretly likes it and doesn’t want you to stop.

“Hey where are you going?”

“You told me not to take care of you so much so I’m just gonna leave and be on the living room”

Ah my stomach hurts i need soup”

Smh this boy

“Shh it’s ok baby I’ll go make you one right now just take your medicine”

“Thanks Y/N seriously”

Originally posted by jeonbase

Hoseok: He would be feeling sad that you had to work hard for him to stay healthy so he would just watch you from his bed while you just went across the room between making him food, bringing his medicine and cleaning up.

“Jagi, you know you’re the perfect girlfriend anyone would ever ask for right”

“Hobi you’re so cheesy stop”

“And also the most beautiful I’ve ever seen”

“Ok bye i’m leaving you’re too much”

“No seriously I mean it, I love you and thank you for taking care of me”

Originally posted by jaayhope

Namjoon: He was very thankful the whole time that you were helping him with his sickness. He got sick because of his clumsiness, leaving the window open the whole night after he had a shower and didn’t even dry his hair.

“Joonie you really need to pay more attention to these things so you don’t get sick next time” you would say pouting at him but couldn’t really be mad at him.

“Babe I do it purposely so you can take care of me like this”

“Yah!” you’d say throwing a pillow at him

He laughed out loud “I’m just kidding baby you’re so cute when you’re mad”

Originally posted by rapnamu

Jimin: He would try acting as if he wasn’t really sick at all because he didn’t want to worry you.

“Y/N look I’m healthy as ever see?” He would get up from the couch but his balance would betray him as he slowly started to lose it and fall back on the couch again.

“Yeah i do see jiminie, you’re sick and you should not move let me go bring you medicine*

He would pout and kick with his legs like a baby

“B..but I’m not I’m just tired from practice let me just rest a little bit”

Minutes later let’s just say that this boy slept like a baby after his milk.

Originally posted by war-of-hormone

Taehyung: This boy would be clingy as hell, refusing to let you go anywhere and just wants you to stay by him and cuddle.

“Jagiya please leave whatever you’re doing and come cuddle with me”

“Tae I can’t you’re gonna make me have a fever too”

“But don’t you love me enough to get sick for me” he knew he was being childish but he couldn’t help it, he always feels better when you’re at his side.

You’d eventually go and cuddle him because he was being adorable and giving you the cutest pout that you couldn’t say no to.

“I love you” he would say before he drifts off to sleep with you in his arms

Originally posted by kimswoc

Jungkook: “Get away from me it’s me who should be taking care of you not the opposite”. He would act all mature and as if he didn’t need your help at all because he was the one who is supposed to make sure you’re safe and healthy. “Kookie it’s okay to be weak sometimes, just take your medicine at least please..for me”

He would give you an annoyed look but take the medicine anyway with the food you made him. He would feel guilty that he acted the way he did so when you were taking his temperature he would grab you with him on the bed and kiss you all over your face.

“Stop it kookie you’re gonna make me sick with you”

“I don’t care at least then I could take care of you instead”

Originally posted by nevermindmyg

A/N: This is my first reaction i hope you guys like it! feedback is appreciated and send away your requests :)

Stripped - Part 2

Summary: Being a high powered publicist, the reader is hired to work with the destructive rock star Jensen Ackles. Her task is to revamp his difficult image from the ground up. Will the reader succeed? Or will she get sucked into his crazy life? 

Pairing: rockstar!Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 2,429

Part 1

“You must be out of your damn mind, beautiful.” Jensen’s sudden shift in attitude catches you off guard, the smugness oozing out of him gives you goosebumps.

Why does this infuriating man have to be sexy as hell? And why does he have to be your client?! You continue to focus on Jensen who’s now licking his kissable lips and it’s driving you insane. You need to shut this down. Now.

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obsessive-nymph  asked:

Hey there!! I just want to say that i LOVE your blog, it's so interesting and funny and magical and colorful and just, the perfect blog about Kuroshitsuji that i know~ 😇💕 Ok, so my question is that if you think that Lizzy was suspicious about Our!Ciel's true identity before the whole thing with Bravat started? Cause' i just re-read chapter 66 and on the 8th page seems like Lizzy had a moment of realization or maybe shock because of Our!Ciel's "idk what u talkin' about" face, but idk 😦

Thanks! :D

Yes, many people wonder why Lizzy didn’t notice anything and become suspicious of our Ciel until recently, but like you said, she did notice and she was suspicious!! For example, she noticed that the “Ciel” who returned from captivity was smaller than her, she also noticed that he didn’t call her “Lizzy” like he used to do (ch58).

She noticed that Ciel was coughing in Campania arc (ch56).

She also noticed in the Easter chapter that our Ciel didn’t remember certain events from their childhood .

She noticed all these little oddities and that’s why she eventually tested our Ciel by lying to him about the Easter eggs 

and our Ciel didn’t realise it was a lie and fell for it.

And this occurrence reinforced Lizzy’s doubts

and caused her a lot of distress…

of which Blavat then took advantage in the current arc :/

So yeah, what we really need is a flashback from her POV where we can see what she was truly thinking in those scenes.

Imagine...Being in a secret relationship with Remus and him fucking you in a house full of members of the Order

Characters: Y/n, Remus, Molly, Sirius, Hermione

Pairing: Remus x Y/n (FEMALE READER)

Warnings: Mostly smut, quickie, regular smut, unprotected sex, fluff and…crack? Iunno…basically all smut…

Word count: 980

Summary: Remus drags you around the giant house until you find the perfect room.

A/N: Ok, so…requested fic by anon-Would you be willing to do a Lupin x Female Reader smutty fic where they have a big age difference (like the way he and Tonks did)? Lupin x Reader requester - Maybe at Sirius’ house, she’s part of the Order or something like that? They stay late after a meeting to help clean up, end up getting side tracked? Ok, so I didn’t do the whole cleaning thing and just did straight up smut. Also, sorry this took sooo long!! Hope u like it!!

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“Seriously? Now?”

Remus smirked, grabbing your hand and dragging you up the stairs of the giant house.

You knew it was a bad idea.

The entire house was filled with members of the Order.

Harry, Ron and Hermione were here.

Not to mention the twins.

If either of those morons caught you, you knew your secret would be out.

And you had no intentions of listening to everyone lecturing you for sleeping with a man who’d been your teacher less than two years ago.

“What if someone catches us?” you hissed, looking around and praying no one was watching right now.

“They won’t, y/n. Stop worrying and get in here”.

He opened a door, switching the dim lightbulb on to reveal the room full of old coats and shoes.

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10 things your Mummy never told you ...

1. You made her cry… a lot. She cried when she found out she was pregnant. She cried as she gave birth to you. She cried when she first held you. She cried with happiness. She cried with fear. She cried with worry. She cried because she feels so deeply for you. She felt your pain and your happiness and she shared it with you, whether you realized it or not.

2. She wanted that last piece of pie. But when she saw you look at it with those big eyes and lick your mouth with that tiny tongue, she couldn’t eat it. She knew it would make her much happier to see your little tummy be filled than hers.

3. It hurt. When you pulled her hair, it hurt; when you grabbed her with those sharp fingernails that were impossible to cut, it hurt; when you bit her while drinking milk, that hurt, too. You bruised her ribs when you kicked her from her belly; you stretched her stomach out for nine months; you made her body contract in agonizing pain as you entered this world.

4. She was always afraid. From the moment you were conceived, she did all in her power to protect you. She became your mama bear. She was that lady who wanted to say no when the little girl next door asked to hold you, and who cringed when she did, because in her mind no one could keep you as safe as she herself could. Her heart skipped two beats with your first steps. She stayed up late to make sure you got home safe, and woke up early to see you off to school. With every stubbed toe and little stumble, she was close by; she was ready to snatch you up with every bad dream or late night fever. She was there to make sure you were OK.

5. She knows she’s not perfect. She is her own worst critic. She knows all her flaws and sometimes hates herself for them. She is hardest on herself when it comes to you, though. She wanted to be the perfect mom, to do nothing wrong – but because she is human, she made mistakes. She is probably still trying to forgive herself for them. She wishes with her whole heart that she could go back in time and do things differently, but she can’t, so be kind to her, and know she did the best she knew how to do.

6. She watched you as you slept. There were nights when she was up ‘til 3:00 a.m. praying that you would finally fall asleep. She could hardly keep her eyes open as she sang to you, and she would beg you to “please, please fall asleep.” Then, when you finally fell asleep, she would lay you down and all her tiredness would disappear for a short second as she sat by your bedside looking down at your perfect cherub face, experiencing more love than she knew was possible, despite her worn-out arms and aching eyes.

7. She carried you a lot longer than nine months. You needed her to. So she did. She would learn to hold you while she cleaned; she would learn to hold you while she ate; she would even hold you while she slept, because it was the only way she could sometimes. Her arms would get tired, her back would hurt, but she held you still because you wanted to be close to her. She snuggled you, loved you, kissed you and played with you. You felt safe in her arms; you were happy in her arms; you knew you were loved in her arms, so she held you, as often and as long as you needed.

8. It broke her heart every time you cried. There was no sound as sad as your cries, or sight as horrible as the tears streaming down your perfect face. She did all in her power to stop you from crying, and when she couldn’t stop your tears, her heart would shatter into a million little pieces.

9. She put you first. She went without food, without showers and without sleep. She always put your needs before her own. She would spend all day meeting your needs, and by the end of the day, she would have no energy left for herself. But the next day, she would wake up and do it all over again, because you meant that much to her.

10. She would do it all again. Being a mum is one of the hardest jobs anyone can do, and it will take you to your very limits sometimes. You cry, you hurt, you try, you fail, you work and you learn. But, you also experience more joy that you thought was possible and feel more love than your heart can contain. Despite all the pain, grief, late nights and early mornings you put your mum through, she would do it all again for you because you are worth it to her. So, next time you see her, tell your mum thank you; let her know that you love her. She can never hear it too many times.

Prince AU! Seongwoo

so like, i love prince aus they always make me high key roll around in my bed so i’ve decided to try and write one myself HDJFLS


  • “Prince Seongwoo? What about him?”
  • you looked up from the pile of books you were sorting and met eyes with your best friend, Kang Daniel the other worker at the village library 
  • “He told me they were having a ball open to everyone, we should totally go! See if he remembers you!” 
  • he took some of the books in your hand and placed it into a random shelf 
  • “daniel why do you even work here, you put it in the wrong spot”
  • “obviously I’m working here to talk to you, and keep you updated about Seongwoo! Lets go to the party!”
  • sighing you just placed the book daniel had put into the wrong section, into the right one.
  • when you daniel and seongwoo were little you three always played 
  • truth is you guys only met seongwoo because he had spilled your favorite strawberry drink and when you were about to get upset at him, he instantly had one of his bodyguards bring you another one 
  • seongwoo liked to call his bodyguard a bodyguard but tbh it was just his babysitter named Jisung 
  • anyways 
  • you three (including jisung too but he was really only there to keep watch) started to hang out more often, you and Daniel hadn’t really been bothered by that fact that Seongwoo was a prince, even when he told you.

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anonymous asked:

Do have any other tddk/bnha supernatural or fantasy stories (finished or not) that you'd recc? In honor of Halloween month!

HI ANONYMOUS!!!!!!!!! You bet your bottom dollar I do. 

Halloween 2k17:

Tododeku/BNHA Supernatural/Fantasy Fic Recs

Ok so let’s start from the top:

Originally posted by little-messs

1.Obviously @pitviperofdoom has gotta be mentioned. Now you might be familiar with this person’s fantastic versions of Hades and Persephone with Tododeku, Death’s Aegis and Petal Steps.

One of my absolute favourites by Pit, at least as far as supernatural or fantasy stories are concerned, is Where The Ocean Meets The Sky. It’s this gorgeous misty merpeople story in which Shouto is the kind of sailor who wears cable knit sweaters, and Izuku is half terrifying and half enchanting as a mer-person with sharp teeth and bright eyes. Also, couldn’t talk fantasy au’s without mentioning Riddles of the Heart because I adore it.

Originally posted by dailyghibli

2. Look, I already mentioned the TOTALLY SPECTACULAR story In Death, At The End of the World by @theroyalsavage

But if you’ve already read that one, or if you want something slightly different, then I’d like to strongly recommend The Heart Inside. Premise is that witch!Shouto is travelling around to complete his studies when he finds himself pulled into work at a bakery by a big strong blonde guy we all know and love. I’ve used a gif from Kiki’s Delivery Service for this because honestly it was all I could think of the whole way through. Such warm soft Ghibli vibes, perfect for a rainy day. Also, What Is Right And What Is Easy is the goddamn stunning harry potter AU you never knew you needed. Just saying.

Originally posted by geneticdisorder

3. OH HEY SPEAKING OF GREAT AUs. Did you know that @yaboybokuto is also a writer??? Yep, that’s a thing. They’re xShieru on Ao3. 

If you want fantasy stories, check out Your Heart Fits Like A Key.  It’s a Van Helsing kind of AU where Midoriya and Bakugou are professional monster hunters. 10/10 will absolutely make you cry, but it’s so good and so worth it.

Originally posted by thecrystal-cave

3. Ok, but maybe you want some humour. In which case friend let me point you in the direction of @periapse

Their story, Legend Has It, makes me laugh every time. It’s the perfect balance of really good humour with some high fantasy and real drama. Which is why I picked a gif from BBC’s Merlin. It’s that kind of vibe.

Originally posted by delicatejournalist

4. OHOHOHOHOH did you think I was finished??? How about a fantasy story that makes you feel like you just walked into Narnia? Check out oilpaints on AO3 or @floralwreaths (same brilliant person)

The Road Well Travelled is so, so well written. It features the Tododecks: gentle, hedge witch Todoroki, angry sort of mythologically powerful fairy Bakugou, and everyone’s favourite - Uraraka Ochako armed to the goddamn teeth. No but seriously, I absolutely adored reading this story and you should give it a moment of your time because it’s great.

Originally posted by southsxde-shibu

5. How about an Avatar AU? That was a pretty great show right? No but really @midoizuku has mastered this one in Atlas Inherited. No shipping yet but the story itself and the world building is fantastic and it’s well worth a read

Originally posted by ghiblipic

6. Then we’ve got What’s In A Name by ihatemilk/ @lechemaligna - did you ever think you wanted a Youkai AU with a Princess Mononoke kind of ghibli vibe that’s half fairytale and half ghost story? My dude do I have news for you. It exists, and it’s beautiful, and I’m so excited about where this story’s going

Originally posted by mirayama

7. So I haven’t actually seen Your Name/Kimi No Na Wa, but A Path To Trace by Aquaticflames gives me the same vibes I get from this movie.

I guess it’s more sci-fi than fantasy, a soulmate au where everyone gets cellphones with their soulmate’s schedules. I really liked it, though heads up for references to some pretty serious child abuse!

Originally posted by tablow

8. Finally! We’ve got another Soulmate AU, this one is Writing of the Soul, a oneshot by PandaWizard.

Premise is that writing shows up on soulmates’ bodies, so they can pass notes to one another! Again, this story deals with child abuse, but personally I think it did so really well. 

Thank you so much again for the ask!!! 

If you read any of these stories, please leave kudos and comments! Fic writers are awesome, and they deserve a whole lot of love. Have a beautiful day and a spooky October!!

I’d give anything to hear
you say it one more time

@lazyartistwastaken i’m dead inside


Some of you have noticed I haven’t been posting much lately, so I thought I’d share this here. I know this is pretty out of the ordinary for me, but I’d like to get extremely personal for a minute. This week my grandfather–the man who raised me, who taught me to ride a bike, who used to sneak me cookies from the kitchen, who checked my tire pressure every time I came over to visit, who pushed me on the back yard tire swing for hours at a time and never complained–passed away. It is impossible to express in words what his loss means to me, even more so since I am currently an ocean away from the rest of my family. Instead, I’d like to tell you a little bit about my grandparents because, while they were a regular part of my life, their lives were quietly extraordinary.

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anonymous asked:

What's your fall aesthetic?

ok imagine…being outside a little before noon. it’s very bright and sunny but the temperature is crisp and cold and your breath makes fog when you exhale. you’re pretty sure your face is pink, and your nose feels kind of cold. you’re not wearing a ton of clothing but you’re still sufficiantly bundled up and your hands are cold if you try to take your gloves/arm warmers off. there’s pumpkins on quite a few doorsteps since Halloween is coming up. the air smells like dead leaves and you really need to rake your front yard today since it’s absolutely covered in them. you finish raking up the leaves and go inside and take off your jacket. the inside of your house is warm and smells just a little bit dusty where the heat vent has turned on. you stand by the patio door and look outside as you hold a mug of your favourite hot drink, your whole body slowly warming up. it’s a Sunday so the only things you have planned for today are baking an apple pie with all those apples your grandparents gave you and then sitting on the couch with your cats and watching whatever Halloween specials you can find on TV. the day is quiet and lazy but not draining and it’s PERFECT


you already know what it is

dating nct jaehyun!!!1!1!

• you guys are super cute
• jaehyun always smiles when he’s w you, not just any smile but he whole, cresent eyes, and the cute, well defined dimples
• he really likes being lowkey w you like
• “hey…,,,, wear a black and white striped shirt tomorrow” “,,,,,ok???”
• the next day
• “oh,,, my,,,, i- we didn’t even realize!!!! haaaa, we’re so perfect for each other”
• he’s awkward in a really non awkward, cute way
• it’s confusing
• it’s like he’s your best friend that happen to be dating and kissing on basis and hugging
• he doesn’t do cheesy things like put your name in his IG bio or anything, but he does make you his profile picture on his social media sites
• there’s some weird shit going on in his lil perv brain
• omg ok when nct u debuted you were like “hoLY- shiT. bABY DO U LOOK GOOD OR DO U LOOK GOOD”
• he’s super tall so you kinda, cling to him but he doesn’t care he likes it
• k he loves kissing you sm sm sm sm
• he kisses the top of your head a lot tho
• ok first kiss time w jaehyun!!!!
• ok so what happened was you were just chilling on the nct boys’ dorm couch
• and the sm BABy rookiES. were like “noONA. LET’S WATCH A MOVIE” and you were like “daMNBOYS. OK”
• jaemin, the princess himself, chose sleeping beauty.
• and at that very moment jaehyun came in the living room and was like “lol what are u guys doing w my girlfriend” and just plopped down in between you and jaemin and jaemin was like “hyuNG. wyD.”
• so it went like, donghyuk, jeno, jaemin, jaehyun, you and jisung.
• the first 4 boys were like, so INDULGED IN THE MOVIE, BUT you and jisung were like “lol lol lol we saw this like 40 times together already let’s just goof off” and you just kept squishing his cheeks being like “ugh jisung u’re like 3 what are u doing in an entertainment company i should be baby sitting you and be feeding u mushed up bananas”
• and jaehyun looked over at you and you whispered to jaehyun while squishing jisung’s cheeks and you were like “omg look at this literal baby jae”
• and jaehyun smiled bc goodness you’d be the most embarrassing mother to you and jaehyun’s children
• and then jisung fell asleep and you got bored and fell asleep with him while leaning on jaehyun’s shoulder
• “WHAT HAPPENED” and you screamed
• and the 2000 boys were like “HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER” and he was like “whAT- WHY DO YOU ALL BLAME ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING”
• and so you just hugged jisung and told him to go back to sleep but he was all shaken up
• and jaehyun just “oK. LET ME. JUST. GO TO MY ROOM.”
• but then 2 minutes later he motioned w his hand for you to come into the room
• and all the babies got up and started following you to his room and jaehyun was like “why- NOT ALL OF YOU. JUST HER. YOU GUYS-”
• a unison of “ooohhhhhhhh” from all the boys who go back to the couch
• and you got into the room and he closed the door and you were thinking “crap”
• but he very awkwardly was like “uh so… uh”
• “a dream??? uh well, did you, enjoy it?”
• “what?”
• “um” and he kinda, walked closer towards you and you just stayed there and he got crazy close to you and he put one of his hands on your cheek and another one on your hip and put his lips on yours and you hesitantly kissed back and put your arms around his neck and sjdjrjejf
• then he gently took his lips off of yours and smiled and he just kinda laughed and it was so cute honestly
• and you coughed and was like “um, uh, we should, take the boys, out of ice cream or something they…they wanted ice cream”
• and he put his arm around your shoulders and was like “alright”
• and fast thinker jaemin was like “hA. LOL. STUPiD US. JENO YOUR CONTACTS AREN’T HERE”
• “me-? oh- Oh YEAH MY CONTACT-”
• “jeno, you don’t wear contacts.”
• “you guys still gonna buy us ice cream or” cause all donghyuk wanted was some ice cream
• y'all did end up getting ice cream tho bc you love jisung sm, he’s you and jaehyun’s baby and he wanted ice cream
• it was a fun day
• ok when firetruck came out you went nuts
• ok you once found an old predebut video of him having a full on conversation by himself in english in his english class and you sent it to him
• he didn’t reply for like, 12 hours
• he cooks for you and you guys cook together sometimes it’s great
• you wear his sweaters sometimes and it’s so cute he loves it you look so tiny
• jaehyun made you cry once
• you guys were best friends first before you guys started dating
• he’s so modest it makes you ejdjfjfk
• ok jaehyun, not to be weird, but he gets boners a lot
• you pretend not to notice sometimes bc “jaehyun come on this happened on stage too you gotta chill man i know you’re growing up and you cant help it and all but-”
• but sometimes you just laugh and give him a small kiss on the cheek and continue doing what you were doing or something bc yoU GUYS AREN’T GONNA DO IT EVERYTIME HIS FRIEND ACTS UP DOWN THERE
• ok but he gets needy he just, hugs you a lot and back hugs you when he NORMALLY REALLY DOESNT, and he kisses you and whispers in your ear and, hM. IT’S TEMPTING BUT YOU’RE A STIFF STONE YOU’RE “you’re cute”
• you guys watch nct life together
• when he sleeps over/when you sleep over it’s so fun you always ask him to sing you to sleep and he does sing and skdkf
• but honestly most of the time y'all are gummy bears, potato chips, video games, dance breaks, and candy till 4am
• lol ok he looks at you, the same way he looks at honey butter chips and oh my goodness it’s the cutest thing
• johnny always messes w jae like “yoUR BAE OR HONEY BUTTER CHIPS JAEHYUN. ANSWER ME. 3, 2, 1. OHHHHH”
• ok jaehyuns lock screen is a picture of you and him together, smiling and laughing at your favorite coffee shop that yuta took when he was with hansol.
• ok so yuta and hansol were stalking you, but the way they put it was “we were not stalking you we were following you to make sure that you were being nice kids and just going on clean, 18 and under age dates.” and while they were behind the bushes, they saw you and him laughing at something and you two looked so cute that yuta snapped a pic and sent it to jaehyun and hansol was like “…wait. YUTA-” and then at that very moment jaehyun and your heads turned and you two made eye contact w hansol and yuta who was awkwardly standing behind the bushes of the coffee shop.
• it was a weird day
• jaehyun’s home screen is a picture of you sleeping, your hair in your face, your mouth kind of open, your cheek squished up from the pillow under your cheek and you hate it but he thinks it’s the cut e s t thing e v e r. it’s his favorite picture of you.
• he loves feeding you and being fed like he’s kinda shy about it but he loVES. IT.
• jaehyun doesn’t really get jealous, i mean, he does like any other guy, but he prefers to talk it out with you and ask you directly rather than keeping his emotions and questions to himself and hurting both himself and you and the relationship.
• he pretends you’re his giant teddy bear
• he likes it when you sit on his lap
• he does aegyo when you’re sad or when he wants something and you’re like “uGHWHAT”
• he loves spooning well, not spooning but, he just likes holding on to you while you’re both laying down
• he loves it when you touch his hair and play with it
• he catches all the bugs and when you’re scared he’s like “iTSOK I GOT YOU”
• when you’re cold, he doesn’t hesitate to take his jacket off and give it to you
• or when you’re like “oh no you’re gonna be cold ill be fine” he just let’s you sit in between his legs and he just drapes around you like a giant blanket
• ok your selfies are so cute it could be super casual where to u’re wearing normal clothes and just smiling or you guys could be wearing weird clothes that look like you’re about to go on stage to perform for lady gaga, sticking your tongues out, they’re all cute, super cute
• you guys say “i love you” when you’re in the mood for it meaning like, you guys would be watching TV then it’d get boring and you guys would just be smiling and really quiet and then he’d say “i love you” really quietly and pat your head.
• he talks in 3 different languages
• now he’s learning chinese from winwin and kun and his chinese classes so, 4 LANGUAGES. Y A Y.
• you saw jaehyun in a suit, once.
• once was enough.
• “stoooooooop”
• you guys never stop smiling around each other
• you guys, barely fight/argue
• he once took advice from johnny and, “went for it” aka took your head band to wash his face without getting his bags wet.
• “she won’t notice” he said. “she won’t laugh” he said. “SHE WON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOU AND KEEP THEM FOREVER.” HE SAID

• he lied. johnny lied. and johnny’s the one that told you about the head band thing, allowing you to get the picture in the first place.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS WAS I HAD TO START THIS OVER AGAIN LIKE, 6 TIMES WHEN I WAS ¾ DONE BC I KEPT CLICKING THE BACK BUTTON AND SJDJJFKG i feel like this one isn’t as good as the other ones bc i restarted it so many times omg but yES. bias wrecker af jaehyun yes thank u for existing u wonderful human being//giraffe.

The Joker x Reader - 10 Things The Joker Randomly Does That Kind of Prove He Cares

1.   J is in a good mood more often. It strangely happened after he met you: the first year he had two good days the whole year, the second year he had four and this year is about to have the sixth day and the year is not even over yet! A new record.

The King of Gotham calls you Insanity when he’s in a good mood; that’s the signal you can ask for pretty much whatever you want and he won’t say no.

“Hey Insanity,” J greets when you open your eyes in the morning.

You gasp. OMG, he’s gonna be in a good mood today, such a rare occurrence!

“Hi handsome,” you kiss him super-fast and don’t waste a single moment so you start your tirade:

“Can we spend the day at the beach?”



“Can we make love instead of having sex?”



“Can we hold hands more than 20 seconds?”



“Can we say lovey-dovey things to each other?”
“Don’t push it, Insanity.”


But you remember your secret weapon and sweetly smile. J squirms, uncomfortable.
“Ummm…maybe…no guarantees.”


“Can we make out for more than 10 minutes before you undress me?”



“Can I call you “my sexy Metal Mouth” after you undress me?”

“Don’t push it, Insanity!”


Oh no, here’s the sweet smile again and your boyfriend fusses under the covers, uneasy.

“Ummm…maybe…just once…no guarantees…”


2.   The Joker never buys you flowers but he makes sure fresh ones are delivered for each room at the penthouse every three days. He likes to break a random one from the bouquets and places it behind your ear.

You’re usually reading a book but stop when he does that.

“Thank you baby,” and you smile in such a sweet way it catches him off guard. You go back to your reading and he sits there, staring and mumbling words. “Want me to get you anything?” you offer, turning the page; can’t really tell what he said.

“No, I have stuff to do!” he sulks, slowly walking away. What J actually said was that you look very cute with that flower but got pissed at himself since you almost heard him. A very unique way to give his girl flowers but it counts; gets a solid E for Effort.

3.   He is reeeaaally straining to do something nice for you once a month.

It’s July, 95 degrees out there; scorching hot and The Joker places his jacket around your shoulders. He saw that in a movie once and figured chicks dig it.

“I’m so hot already,” you try to give it back and see he’s getting angry and then it hits: must be that one nice thing he does monthly. “On the other hand, the air conditioning in the car is going to be full blast and you know I get cold easily.” You keep his jacket and J keeps his cool.

For August he plans to outrun every single nice thing he ever did for you: since you can’t swim he’s going to push you in the river, leave you in there for a bit and save you before you drawn. My God, you will love that for sure!

4.   He takes you to casinos because you like to gamble.

His business partners own your favorite so they close out and seal a whole room just for you two to play the slots machines.

“Baby, I’m not winning!” you stump your foot, pouting.

J loses his shit.

“Why is my girl not winning, hm?” he yells at the guys.

“Well, sir, it’s just luck,” one comments and The Clown Prince of Crime is not happy with the answer.

“My woman needs no luck, SHE HAS ME ! If she doesn’t win in the next 15 minutes, you’ll see what happens !!!!” and J hands you over another stack of 100 dollars bills because you like to play maximum bet and you run out of money pretty fast.

Fortunately, you win $100,000 and it makes you so excited you jump up and down, clapping and laughing. The Joker is excited too for a different reason: he keeps on glaring at your cleavage and your boobs almost bursting out of the tight fabric.

You don’t collect the money because you don’t need it: you just like to win. The blue eyed devil just KNOWS you will be this enthusiastic next month also when he will toss you in the river to let you drawn. You will certainly jump up and down after he saves you.

Probably J’s gonna have a huge surprise regarding his plan, but for now we’ll let him believe in his dream; gets a solid D for Delusional.

5.   The Joker goes insane if he only gets a hint somebody is disrespecting his Queen.

Once he shot somebody because the man said “hello” to you and J didn’t like the tone of his voice. Actually, the dude had a cold; that’s why he sounded weird. Oops!

Another time J thought a guy was giving you the evil eye and stabbed him on the spot.Actually, the dude just had corrective eye surgery and was blinking faster than normal. Oops!

Today is legit though. Both walked in at the meeting right when two smugglers were talking garbage about his Princess. They were saying you look average, not that attractive and The Joker could do better.

He absolutely lost his marbles ! Beat them to a pulp while screaming:

“My woman is not that attractive?! By whose standards you pieces of shit ?! Every time I look at her, my pants are getting tighter !! Do you understand what I’m saying?! I like her and that’s the only standard there is!” and he keeps on kicking them and punching them, completely out of control.

After he’s done and your henchmen take bodies away, you have to ice his bruised up hands; the skin is scraped too.

“Thank you,” you kiss his knuckles and emerge them back in the iced water, smitten by his actions. “Nobody did this for me before, you’re my hero,” you point out, drunk on euphoria.

“This town already has a hero; goddamned Batsy takes all the glory! The bastard is selfish, hates to share the spotlight!” J rolls his eyes.

“Who cares about him?! You’re my hero,” you kiss him and have to say: “I think your pants are getting tighter,” and he growls:

“Either I need new pants or I need to get laid.”

“We’ll go with the second option, OK?” you sweetly smile again and he’s feeling warmer even with his hands in ice.

“If you insist,” he sighs, hating the fact that he did two nice things for you this month instead of just one.

6.   The Joker can’t cook but once a week he makes breakfast in bed.  

Takes him an hour and a half to finish and you are famished. Finally shows up with toast, a boiled egg and salt.

“What took you so long? I’m starving!” you whine, seeing there is almost nothing on your plate…again.

“You can’t rush these things, Kitten ! It has to be perfect, OK?” he raises his voice and you realize you talked too much.

“It is very good,” you take a bite of your toast. “You are getting better and better at this!” you praise his aptitudes and strike his ego.

“I am basically a chef,” J concludes and you peck his cheek, mesmerized by how he has such an outstanding opinion about himself.

“And my hero,” you add and he takes a deep breath, pride making his chest go up and down faster. “Batsy can’t even compare to you.”

“Precisely, Pumpkin. He’s just a psycho out of control.”

“Indeed,” you agree, wanting to emphasize that nobody is sexier than your sexy Metal Mouth but you already used the opportunity when he was in a good mood the other day so you shut up.

7.    J is aware you love his purple coat so he custom ordered an outfit for you made of the same crock material, this way you match.

It’s a two piece ensemble: a very skimpy little bra and an equally flimsy thong, only for him to see. You were thinking you’re getting a halter top and a skirt or something? Ha! Forget about it!

8.   The Joker comforts you when you cry.

“Seriously, Kitten, you’re not ugly,” he caresses your hair while holding you in his arms.

“I am ugly!!” you continue to bawl, making a mess of his favorite silver shirt.

“Hey, look at me,” J lifts your chin up, forcing your eyes to meet, this way maybe he can save whatever is left of his shirt also. “When I wake up in the morning and I see you, I don’t get scared. If you were ugly, I would freak out. But I don’t, which means you look fine.”

“You mean it?” you sniffle, squeezing him harder.

“Absolutely. It could be much worse.”

“So now I look bad and I could look worse in the future?!” whaling restarts.

He walked right into this one unprepared.

“Nahhhh, it can’t get worse than this,” he kisses you and then adds since you cry your eyes out. “ What the hell, I’m teasing; calm down woman! Crying makes you very ugly!”

You stop instantly.

I guess he was prepared after all.

9.    He gives you massages even if you don’t ask for them.

For some reason, his hands always slip in your undies.

“That’s not my back,” you utter and J is quick to respond:

“My bad, Pumpkin.”

For some reason, his hands always get to your boobs afterwards.

“That’s not my back.”

“My bad, Princess.”

“Did you just say my Bat?” you tease and your butt gets pinched.

“Hilarious! Want him to come and give you a massage too?!”

“I wouldn’t mind,” the reply makes The Joker turn you around and you get pinned under his body.

“Watch it, you bad girl!” he snarls, smelling your freshly washed hair.

“Did you just say Bat girl?” you giggle and he grinds his teeth:

“Are you starting to get a kink for Batsy?”

“Me?! No way! I like my hero,” you stretch your neck to kiss him and he purrs, wanting to get the most out of it.

“I am your hero; remember that next month in August,OK?”

He is surely referring to that nice thing he’ll do for you when you’ll be pushed in the river to drawn and he’ll save you in the last moment. Oh, yeah, you’ll enjoy it tremendously!

10.   J learns French just for you.

Spent the whole day fussing around with the dictionary, three laptops and five books until he realized he got what he wanted out of it.

“Princess, I’m done,” your boyfriend announces, victorious.

You can’t wait to hear everything, you’re gonna lose your mind. The Joker takes a deep breath and pronounces with perfect accent:

“Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” (Do you want to sleep with me tonight?)

That’s all he knows.

Holy Commissar Gordon! That’s sooo hot because it’s the only French you know too. Plus the answer:

“Oui, (yes)“ you wink at him and he is totally turned on.

“Oh my God, Y/N, you didn’t tell me you speak French fluently!”

“Surprise,” you grin, signaling him to come closer. “We gotta compare notes, don’t you think?”

“Definitely,” J licks his lips, ready to comply since his pants are getting tighter.

Hmmm…either he needs new pants or he needs to get laid. I suppose you’ll go with the second option one more time.

 Also read: MASTERLIST

Oh so there’s a whole thing about how giving someone a cold shower/bath will help bring it down

THATS FALSE. Cold showers/baths cause the person to shiver which in turn creates more body heat and can raise a fever rather than lower it.

That’s ^^^ just the base example of what I’m getting at but

If you wanna make ur character have a complication or get worse before they get better have someone follow one of those widely known (but incorrect) methods 👏

Seventeen Reactions: Duet with you for a grade

Request: Can you do svt reacting to them having to do a duet with their crush for a test grade?? :) thank you

Originally posted by scoupstv


He would most definitely be the most chill about it, but he’d still be super hyped to be partnered with you. He would plan out a step-by-step program on how to get closer to you every day in class, and knowing him, it would totally work. BOOM Y’ALL ARE DATING because hello it’s Choi Smooth-cheol we’re talking about here

Originally posted by jeonghney


Jeonghan would be very calm about it, but then would get progressively more controlling day by day and it would begin to frustrate you. Eventually you would call him out on it only to have him confess to you, saying that he just wanted everything to go right so you would be impressed by him (AWWW).

Originally posted by jishooua


Lord Jisoo would turn absolutely paper white in the face when he heard your name called out with his to be partnered for the duet. He would be super awkward and stiff the first few times you practiced, but after you told him how much you admired his singing he would lighten up and your duet would end up perfect (as per usual).

Originally posted by jisoos-princess


(lil frickin greaseball smh) ANYWAYS Junhui would be all like “HECK yeah she’s gonna fall for me so hard” but then,,, you started singing the beginning of the song and all of a sudden everything is in slow motion and cherry blossoms are falling from the sky and all he can see is you until WHOOPS IT’S HIS PART. You’d have to wake him up from his daydreams about you literally every day but you’d find it so cute that you can’t get mad at him for it. You’d totally bomb the duet, but it was worth it bc you got a cute bf out of it.

Originally posted by mountean


HA this guy…. ok so Soonyoung would be so worried about you the whole time. Like he would bring you daily gifts at practice and insist on driving you there and back every day because “you might get mugged!!1!1!!!” even though you live like 3 minutes away from school. He ends up overworking himself just so you would get a good grade on his behalf so he has no voice when your evaluation day comes and he keeps apologizing (and probably cries) but you’re like “um!!! it’s ok this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me lol” and you give him a lil peck as thanks and then he promptly passes out lmao WEAK

Originally posted by pcywon


He would remain completely stoic the entire time your names were called and stay that way during your rehearsals until one day, you would be going over your part and you turn around to find him literally crying and he’s all like “UM NO i wasn’t crying it’s just…… you sound like a literal angel hahahaha WOW that was cheesy i’m sorry i-” but you’re just like “omg shut up you cute tree branch i like you too”

Originally posted by j-miki


He would immediately get controlling like Jeonghan, but eventually you’d be like “that’s it just let mE SHOW YOU MY IDEA CHRIST” and you would run through the song just how you planned and after you finished he would just be sitting at the piano bench completely floored. Then he would just be like “ok um that was BRILLIANT WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SOMETHING I LOVE YOU I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW” and you’d just be like “1. I tried to tell you and 2. I think you do owe me something so yeah I’ll take that kiss now” and he would turn into a big blushy mess before planting a smooch on your cheek and the rest is history

Originally posted by lseokmin


Seokmin would be so HECKIN excited he probably wouldn’t be able to speak in front of you in fear of literally screaming instead. At first you’d be like “this is a disaster” but then he actually opens his mouth to sing and you’re like “…..o shit we got this in the bag”. You would compliment him every day even though he’s still not able to speak to you so you make it through evaluation day without a word from him but then he hands you a paper afterwards that just says “I meant every word that I sang to you.” and you’re like “UM OK HI DATE ME?????”

Originally posted by mingyiu


HAHAHAHA (I’m sorry I just don’t even know where to start with this one) ok so the whole time he’d try to act all high and mighty like “lol peasant” to cover up the fact that he literally screams for 5 minutes straight in his car after every practice but then one day you walk past his car and you’re just like “um?????? what r u doin m8″ and long story short he has to confess bc like, how are you going to cover that up ANYWAYS  that’s like the cutest thing ever to you so you ask him out bc why the heck not

Originally posted by lunarjun


Minghao my baby!!! ok Minghao would be so sweet and considerate the whole time, letting you take the best singing parts and watching you like a proud boyfriend (even tho he isn’t (YET)). You just kinda end up slowly falling for him because he’s perfect boyfriend material and he’s so nice to you and doesn’t expect literally anything in return so (here comes the twist :0) YOU end up confessing to HIM first and he’s just like “no way i’ve been in love with you for like three years this is the best day of my life” and it just breaks your heart even more if that’s possible

Originally posted by beautifulcarats


SQUISHIE SASS BOY so Seungkwan would be super excited to work with you bc, you’re, like, the love of his life so when you ask him to help you with all your parts so you can get up to his level, he’s so proud and he’s like “of course!! you’re voice is already as pretty as your face, but i can try!!” and that makes you blush so much bc vocal god Boo Seungkwan just complimented YOU of all people and one thing leads to the next and you’re now the vocal power couple of the entire school no biggie

Originally posted by visual-17


Hansol was actually hoping he didn’t get paired with you bc he just wanted to fail this assignment in peace without letting you know how terrible he was at singing so when he heard your name, he literally said “shit” in the middle of class. You overheard so you were like “I’m sorry if you don’t want to work with me we can try and switch partners maybe…” and he’s all like “NO NO NO it’s not you it’s just, well uh I’m terrible at singing and I don’t want you to hear me singing because you’re so talented and pretty and amazing and I’ll just hold you back. I’m sorry” but you’re just like “I honestly could care less about the grade but that’s really cute. Wanna get ice cream instead of practice??” and he’s just like “omg i am in love”

Originally posted by tekukii


aw lil Chan would be so embarrassed to be working with you bc you’re his idol for real and the whole time he would just put himself down bc he thinks he deserves it and it breaks your heart so you make it your daily mission to improve his confidence by complimenting him and helping him with his vocals and whatnot and you kinda just fall for him bc it’s lowkey so sweet to you that he looks up to you so much and you just want to tell him how great of a person he is every day so the practices slowly turn into dates bc you just end up talking to each other about literally everything under the sun and the rest is history

anonymous asked:

i have a request! i dont have a preference of rfa members tbh but seven, jumin and yoosung are my favorites so you can do them if youd like or whoever! mc just joined the rfa (probs day 2 or 3) and dont know what each other look like (tho i guess seven would? they just dont say it?). mc goes shopping and runs into the rfa member. they dont recognize each other or their names but start hanging out (and dating?), but on the day of the party, they meet each other as members. their reactions?

Hey! Well…Today I don´t feel like shit and now I can get out of my bed…I´m sorry if I haven´t been active for some time but now I´m feeling pretty  good.So let´s stop my depressing story and let the Hc begin.


  • Seven needs a refill of HBC.
  • Seven sneaks out of his house because Vanderwood and he goes to his favorite convenient store.
  • He can buy his HBC online but he likes the experience of going to that specific store.Why?
  1. Because in that store the chips are a lot more cheaper .
  2. The chips are in the perfect temperature and there are not broken (but he is the broken one.Ok no…)
  3. THE DRAMA some times he just sit in the chairs of the store and he waits for the drama,I don´t want to enter into details but lets just say the the Boy that works in the store has a very interesting life like a tenelovela/ soap opera(HINT:It involves a dog,2 girls,his grandpa,bubblegum,a lot of calls.Just do the math )
  4. Vanderwood never will find him here.
  5. He likes the music that is in the store.
  • In day 3 he goes to the store and he goes directlly to the the aisle were the HBC are.And when he grabs one bag of chips he notice someone´s hand is grabbing to the same bag that him.
  • Sorry for such cheesy and cliche moment

-“Oh sorry” seven and you say at the same time and see each other.

-”Wow!”seven say with a sparkle in his eyes.”I love you´re hair.” He scratches his head and with a smile says “Sorry if it sound weird but…” he clears his throat “It reminds me of HBC”

-You give him a big smile and with a spark in your eyes too and you say “You notice?! You are the first one that sees” “because I actually dyed my hair inspired on The HBC” you put your head down “My friends say that is a stupid reason but I love HBC so much”

-”It is not stupid! I think it looks very good on you”

-”Really? Thank you,I have not posted a picture online of my new style because it seams like no one likes it”

(That´s why he didn´t recognized you,plus You had big ass glasses)

-”Do you want to sit and eat HBC.I invite.” said seven

-”Ok but I put the the Dr.pepper soda”

-”I love you”


-”ahh…I said that I love my HBC with Dr.Pepper”

  • From that moment on you to saw each other every night,eating HBC and Dr.pepper,trying new candy that was in the store,seeing the boy of the store with his drama,you told him about some kittens that lived right around the corner and you two played with them.
  • You two never told each other´s name because there was so much other things more interesting to talk and you all ways forgot.
  • First it was like:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

But then it was like:

Originally posted by enews

  • How? he didn´t notice ?
  • Well it doesn´t matter now you to are together.

Lets say that the whole saeran in your apartment didn´t happened and seven didn´t had security cameras in you apartment…there is so many wholes in this HC but n djn ckesnskdinewkjm just use YOUR IMAGINATION.(I´m sorry)
nothing is PERFECT ok? :(


  • You were on your work.In Walmart.
  • And 2 costumers come with cleaning supplies,clothes and Healthy food.

-“Yoosung! Come here!” the woman says

-”Mom,I don´t need new cloths…”a young man with a cap and sunglasses

-”But you look so cute in them”

-”Mom,I´m a man now I don´t need to be cute”

-”well you look handsome,What you think?” the women says and looks at you.


-”I´m sorry…you don´t…”

“Yes, You look handsome in that clothes”

“would you date him?”  said the mother

“ahhh…Of course” You see that people are waiting in the line “so are you going to buy it?”

“only if you give your number to my son”

“OMG Mom?!?!!?” He is so red in this moment

“ahhh” people are getting angry because the line doesn´t move and your manager is seeing you.”ok” you write your number and give it to yoosung and as fast as you can,you are registering all the things “it will be 209.50″ 

“son pay, I will wait in the car”

The mom lefts 

-”I´m sorry You did´t had to”

-”don´t worry” you say and at the same time you give him the change

-”take” yoosung gives you the paper with your number

-”you will not called me?”

-”What? You want me to call you?” he is red and confused

-”Yes, that´s why I give you my number.” ”well…Thank you Sir. for your purchase”


  • Eventually he called you and the first date was a little bit awkward but fun.
  •  the second was calm and funny
  • the third he planed to inviting you to the RFA party but than you told him that you were organizing the party 

Originally posted by georgetakei

In the party he  just was bragging of who he already knew you before every one else (I am talking about Knowing in person) but he stopped when you mention who you to meet.


CAT protect + mc architect and cat lover + cat store + Elly = Happy jumin.

 so yeah…

For Jumin is much of the same.

Special Agent 606, Out.If you want to request here are the rules: HERE/Matchups: Here /Masterlist: Here

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Witch Tips

This isn’t meant to be a stable time; it’s a time of growth and change. We are being confronted by the ways that our allies and friends fail, but we’re also making true progress. As shadow issues get hit with light, they cannot stay the same. Hold grace for your process of waking up to the parts of yourself that can be better. Hold yourself as you look at the pains you once avoided and the problems that caused. You don’t have to be perfect and you don’t have to carry every torch, but now is the time to show up and try. When you truly try, it’s easier to hold space for other people’s learning curves. There’s no one among us who isn’t someone’s ‘bad guy.’ When you do your best, it’s easier to see it in others.

As Saturn is in it’s last weeks of Sagittarius, and Mercury enters the shadow period that comes before it’s Retrograde on December 3rd, it’s time to look within. There is very little justification for cruelty and very little peace in resentment. Look at the truth this week, lovers. Allow yourself to see the good, the bad, and the ugly with an open heart. There will be time enough to figure out what to do with it. Now is the time to sit with it, even when it’s uncomfortable.

On the 24th-26th, Mercury will form a harmonious trine to radical Uranus. Both of these planets govern the nervous system, so be ready to feel excited, inspired, and restless. This is an excellent time to connect with friends, see new possibilities, and have fun.

From the 26th-28th, Mercury will sit on top on the consummate wet blanket, Saturn, and that’s the one to watch out for. This transit can make you feel lonely and stuck, and it can reinforce your sense of things being hard. During these days, it’s likely that you’ll see the glass as half empty, and conversation may take a heavier tone.

So which is true? The openness you feel with Uranus or the rigidity that comes up with Saturn? You get to decide, my love. The language that you use shapes your thoughts, and the thoughts you focus on shape your feels. Be kind to yourself and others. You don’t needto look on the bright side or to stay stuck in the shadows - instead settle on the closest thing that you can find to the truth. Heal what hurts in your thinking as a foundational step to healing what hurts in yourself and in the world around you. Things can be complicated and messy, and that doesn’t have to define you. Act from your best self, especially when it’s most tempting not to, my love.



March 21-April 19

There’s no crime in not knowing a thing, Aries. You’re not supposed to be all seeing, and it’s OK to have blind spots. This week the key is to not fake it. Know yourself well enough to know what you’re good at and when you need help. Being strong doesn’t require you to be perfect or to be a self-cleaning oven. If you collaborate with the right people, it only serves to make you more whole. Lean into what you don’t know so that you can better explore it this week.


April 20-May 20

Your body is a tool that you can use with intention or you can take for granted – it’s your choice. Your anxieties may be through the roof, but there’s a bigger picture than the one you’re looking at. Get calm before you try to get clear, my love. Ground into your physical body, the present moment, and the safest, most pleasing physical environment you have access to this week. Align yourself with the available support that you have before you indulge your desire to find a fix for things, Taurus.


May 21-June 21

You have a right to exist because you’re a person. You have a right to your perspectives, actions, and attitudes. What you don’t have is immunity to consequences. It’s time to stop defending and explaining yourself away, and start owning where you’re at and what brought you here. Take stock of your choices – the passive and proactive ones – this week. It’s time to answer for how your actions and attitudes have impacted the people you’re close to, Twin Star.


June 22-July 22

There are some very real problems between you and others, and you may find that this week they’re bringing you down. Instead of recoiling from your hurt feels, try to sit with them, Moonchild. It’s not possible to show all the way up for your relationships if you don’t first show up for yourself. It’s time for you to assert your boundaries, and be humble if part of why you’re so emo is that you’ve overstepped them. Listen kindly to yourself and others, my love.


July 23-Aug. 22

You don’t have to fix a durn thing, Leo. When you’re in pain, it’s tempting to rush to find the quickest way to get out of it, but it’s not always wise. Slow down, and take a listen to the stirrings of your heart, my love. When you let go of trying to control how you or the people around you feel, you can actually gain more freedom. Don’t seek the ‘answers;’ seek the truth. When you’re living authentically, the answers can’t help but find you.


Aug. 23-Sept. 22

If you could unencumber yourself from negative thoughts, what would change, Virgo? Would you do all the same things, only with less stress? Would you start something new? Do your worries provide a service? Do they keep you safe? This week you could decide to just let go, or not. The choice is difficult, but it’s also really simple. Every time you catch yourself in a negative thought loop, find the neutral or positive version of it. If you’re gonna work, work towards happiness.


Sept. 23-Oct. 22

If you’ve been feeling scattered, this week is a great time to get grounded, Libra. Don’t get so caught up in the details that it separates you from the big picture. What you want will require compromise, but not all compromises are equal. Realign with your primary objectives, and remember this bit of truth: you don’t need everything all at once, and not having it all right now isn’t evidence that you’ll never get it. Refocus on your long-game, my love.


Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Where’s the line between self-care and selfish, Scorpio? The truth is that you can’t please all the people all of the time, but if you aren’t pleasing yourself, you’re unlikely to be happy. Seek the wholeness of joy instead of the passing satisfaction of pleasure. Seek the pain of healing instead of the suffering that comes from a rut or destructive actions. Living in accordance with your values is the path to invest in your best life. Choose change rather than just doing more of the same.


Nov. 22-Dec. 21

The truth may set you free, but nobody said that it’d feel good. This week you’ve got two big jobs to do: The first is to gather yourself together and take ownership of the good, the bad, and the ugly of your vibes. The second is to tend to what you’ve got. This isn’t a good time to take on anything new because Saturn is trying to get you to confront the value of what’s already on your plate. Pace yourself through honest self-reflection, my love.


Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Here’s the thing, Capricorn: the Sun shines bright. You can turn towards its light, or you can turn away from it – that’s your choice. Your attitudes and the things and people that you choose to give your attention to shape your experience of reality. Make certain that your feed is filled with inspiring, challenging, and progressively engaging content. Feast your eyes and spirit on what gives you life rather than what dulls your spirit this week.



Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Practice sitting with things this week – the good and the bad. Yours is the sign of the future, and when you’re an Aquarius, it can be hard to keep your mind trained on the present moment. You may find that you’re surrounded by some pretty frustrating social situations, and it will take all of your faculties to determine how best to participate in them. Strive to take on only what you can handle without resentments or self-sabotage, my love.



Feb. 19-March 20

You don’t have to be anyone but yourself, Pisces. When you compare yourself to others, you stop listening to yourself and let go of your own best discretion. This week, I challenge you to name the three things that you’re the most grateful for about your own body, actions, mind, or heart – aka you. Don’t compare the progress or setbacks on your path to anyone but you. Embrace the lessons and loves that populate your life, and build from there.

trash-can-so-do-i  asked:

We are not going to steal a dog. - with Moxiety

Patton swung his legs back and forth as he sat on the park bench, waiting for Virgil to arrive. They had arranged the night before to meet at the park, as a sort of… date, maybe. At least, Patton had planned it to be a date. Even though the two weren’t even dating. He… he wanted to use this opportunity to finally admit his feelings. He had already told Virgil that he loved him, so, so many times before, but never in the way that he truly meant it. Always as a friend, which is what he was. Never as a lover, which is what he wanted to be.

Patton caught a hint of purple on black out the corner of his eye. He turned his head, and saw his love walking towards him, his hood up and his hands in his pockets.

“Why did we have to come to a park?” was the first thing that came out of Virgils mouth.

Patton wasn’t even surprised. He smirked. “I dunno, change things up a little.”

Virgil rolled his eyes, but Patton could still see his small smile. He sat down on the bench besides Patton, and looked out to the area around him. Patton laid his hand on the bench next to him. Virgil laid his hand on top. Internally, Patton screamed. His heart rate sped up. He loved it.

However, he didn’t want to mention it, just yet. He tried his best to ignore the growing feeling in his chest, and instead focused on his surroundings. He screamed, externally, when his eyes laid on a young couple with a puppy.

“Oh my God, oh my God, Virgil we need to get a dog!” Patton insisted, almost shouting. He turned to Virgil, his eyes lit with excitement. “Please? I would love you forever!”

“…where would we even get a dog?” Virgil asked.

Patton hesitated, tapping his foot on the group, but soon point somewhere in the distance. “There! There’s a dog there! Let’s go get that dog, and then we’ll have a dog, and it would be amazing!”

Virgil laughed. “Patton, we are not going to steal a dog.”

Patton pouted. “Awww…”

“Besides, who would take care of it? Both of us are still in uni, and live in different houses, and neither of us know how to take care of a dog.”

Patton sighed. “I… I guess you’re right. But, um, about the whole ‘not living together thing’…” This was the perfect moment. He was actually about to ask. He took a deep breath. “I’ve actually been meaning to talk to you about that for a long time, and it’s actually why I invited you here, and, um, don’t worry if you don’t think the same way, you can tell me to stop or you can just leave at any moment I really don’t mind-”

“Patton,” Virgil interrupted, speaking in a calm voice. “Calm down.”

He nodded. “Ok. I just, um… I love you.”

“You tell me that every single day.”

“No! I-I mean, I love you, like, romantically? Like, I’d want to spend the rest of my life with you. And, um… I’ve been keeping this in for a long time, but I really, really do love you to bits. I couldn’t imagine a life… without you. I need you. But, I know you probably don’t love me back, at least not in that way, and you’re probably weirded out by this whole thing, and you want to leave and never see me again, and-”

Virgil cut him off by planting a kiss on his lips. The kiss seemed to last forever. Neither of them quite knew how to react, or how to move on from that moment. In that position, they were content. They wanted their lives to always have that in it. It wasn’t only Patton who needed Virgil - Virgil needed Patton as well, he just didn’t know how to say it out load.

Eventually, they pulled away, because breathing is a thing that most humans had to do, much to the annoyance of the two lovebirds.

“That was…”

“Shush,” Virgil stopped him. “Don’t say anything about it. It’s happened, now we can move on.”



“Don’t you… didn’t you like that?” Patton asked. “Because, I don’t know about you, but that was the best moment of my life-”

Virgil nodded. “I agree. I just… I’m not good with this sort of stuff. Or any sort of stuff. Having me in your life, in that way, would just… I dunno… It’s probably not ideal.”

Patton gasped in disbelief. “How could you say that?! Having you in my life would just make it a million times better! E-even if we can’t be together twenty-four/seven, like I had hoped… we can still be together, in spirit, and no matter the hardships we face…”

“I love you,” Virgil said, for the first time in his life.

Patton grinned. He didn’t want to ask the second question on his mind - if Virgil would consider moving in with him - but he didn’t care. Small steps at a time would be how the two could continue their relationship. As long as Patton knew that Virgil returned his feelings…

Everything would be alright.