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bruins appreciation post

patrice bergeron. enough said.

brad marchand. short. an amazing human being. an amazing player. tons of nhl players actually really like him. he saved the gays. amazing dad and husband. step dad to be exact, which is rare to see and it is great representation. brad is love brad is life.

torey krug. he’s also short. an amazing offensive defenseman. sassy af but goes unnoticed. fought andrew shaw. his dog, fenway krug, is the best dog out there. loves david pastrnak.

adam mcquaid. fucking savage. will fight anyone who gets in his or his teammates way. not only a great defensive defenseman, but also defends all of his teammates when they get hurt. angel. shy and awkward. literal model.

david pastrnak. sunshine and rainbows. gorgeous smile. adorable laugh. cute accent. amazing player. loves his team and is so positive about life even after having to deal with some tough shit in his life. hilarious and good™. gets to play beside his idol, krejci.

tuukka rask. seems angry. probably is but also very funny and nice. great with kids. milk crates. amazing elite goalie. takes care of his teammates when hurt. he always will leave his crease when he sees one of them in pain. loves chicken wings. once said his celeb crush is beyoncé. great father and boyfriend.

david krejci. soft. good at everything. french fries. he was better than crosby and malkin and letang combined once. loves david pastrnak like he is his own. plays ping pong. great father.

zdeno chara. captain. greatest captain the bruins have ever had. tall. father figure for his entire team. giant hugger. he’s a literal bear. polygot. first endorser of You Can Play. loves the biebs. his kids are adorable. his cellys are the best.

brandon carlo. soft use of memes. also very tall. the next chara basically. rookie that has gone unnoticed. very underrated. loves his mom. loves life.

david backes. big davo. loves animals. loves his wife since they met in kindergarten. has a charity for animals. owns many pets. he’s a dad. a great one. one time dissed pasta amazingly. great fighter. great person overall.

colin miller. underrated defenseman. overall good at everything on the ice. great shot.

kevin miller. another savage. pretty eyes. pretty face. large and in charge. america. nickname is killer. but he’s nice i promise.

anton khudobin. cute. came out strong for us when we needed him most. adorable chubby face. great accent. loves tuukka. same though.

frank vatrano. italian boy. speedy. shooting pucks is love shooting pucks is life. hurt a lot but so good. we love him. pulls off joggers and snap backs. loves noel acciari.

noel acciari. finally scored his first nhl goal. he’s a train. don’t get in his way. great clean hitter. no one expects it. rhode island boy. loves frank vatrano.

drew stafford. deadline jesus. scored the winning goal in the last second. has 37 of those. damn son.

riley nash. big red. great fourth liner. should be appreciated more. scores whenever we need it the most.

dominic moore: shorty king along side brad. also always shooting those empty netters. brave man. positive guy and also went through a ton of shit.

matt beleskey. skey. people hate that. his daughter was just born. her name is ivy and that’s beautiful. makes fun of pasta. same though. went to china. pretty sick. loves his team. deals with a lot of shit.

ryan spooner. spoons. also saving my life tbh. emo. his girlfriend parker is a queen. she’s my hero. his teeth are cute. he’s cute. i love.

john michael-liles. good dad. daddy. helps when he can. dealt with a concussion. nice guy.

jimmy hayes. boston boy. everyone hates him but i appreciate his love for his team. made valentines. coined the names big davo, davo, and little davo.

joe morrow. doesn’t play much but cute. happy to be here. country boy. canadian. in love with frankie.

tim schaller. best for last. the GOAT. timmy heads. amazing new hampshire guy. living that 603 life. i dig it. he said hi to me on camera once. god bless him and his brother.

Meet the Parents
  • *There is an awkward silence among the crowd as JD prepares to meet Veronica's parents*
  • JD: still think this is a good idea?
  • Veronica: Of course.... Look! Mom and Dad look happy to see us.
  • Veronica's Dad: Who on Earth are they?
  • Veronica's Mom: I think that's our little girl.
  • Veronica's Dad: That's not little! That's a really BIG problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
  • Veronica's Mom: Well, he's no Prince Charming but they do look---
  • JD: Happy now? We came, we saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches!
  • Veronica: They're my parents!
  • JD: Hello! They locked you in a tower!
  • Veronica: Hey! That was for my own---
  • Veronica's Dad: Good! Now here's our chance! Let's go inside and pretend we're not home!
  • Veronica's Mom: Harold! We have to be---
  • JD: Quick! When they're not looking, we can make a run for it!
  • Veronica: JD, stop it! Everything's going to be---
  • Veronica's Dad: A disaster! There is no way---
  • Veronica: You can do this!
  • JD: But I really---
  • Veronica's Dad: Really---
  • Veronica's Mom: Really----
  • Veronica: Don't---
  • Veronica's Dad: Want---
  • JD: To----
  • Veronica's Mom: Be-----
  • JD and Veronica's Dad: Here.....

anonymous asked:

i know that draco was awful but imo no one was worse than ron. he treated hermione like shit for half of HBP, all because she dared kiss another boy in 4th year. that shit killed any sympathy I had for him. also straight up abandoning Harry and Hermione in Deathly Hallows. sure, he was emotional and sure, he came back...but THAT was not nice.

NO. Do you understand me? N.O.

I’m going to be as clear as possible here -  I love Draco Malfoy to death. He’s my favorite character ever and I will defend him tooth and nail. HOWEVER. there is absolutely no way that you can say that Ron was worse than Draco was to Hermione and Harry. Just the idea is completely ludicrious. Draco was a complete and utter shit to the entire golden trio during pretty much the entire time at Hogwarts. and while that doesn’t make him irredeemable, that fact can’t just be glossed over.

and okay, even though Ron had some weak moments that showed realistic flaws in his character, he was a terrific and loyal friend to both Harry and Hermione. you really aren’t cutting this boy any slack here i mean let me just start to list what he’s done for those two

1. He is one of the first people who likes Harry as a person rather than just as a famous person

2. Helps save Hermione from the troll even after their rocky start of a friendship 

3. Sacrificed himself as a chess piece so Harry could go ahead and save the Stone

4. Continuously defends both Harry and Hermione from Snape and one Draco Malfoy

5. Even when he was mad at Harry for a while in Goblet of Fire , Ron still made sure that Harry got the message about the first task 

6. Let Harry practically join his family with open arms and took him out of the Dursleys house to go to the world cup together

7. His boggart is a spider, and he willingly accompanies Harry to see Aragog featuring hundreds of fucking spiders

8. In Prisoner of Azkaban Ron stares up defiantly from his mangled, broken leg and tells Sirius Black (who he thinks is a murderer at the time) that if he wants Harry, he’ll have to get through his friends first

9. When they are captured he screams at Bellatrix to harm him and let Hermione go

10. He put his life and his families life in danger to follow Harry and Hermione on the horcrux hunt 

11. Ron is what binds Harry and Hermione together and he brings out the best in both of them.

(also one of the reasons that Ron left was because he was under the influence of the horcrux which fed off of his insecurities which were both very human and very realistic and not many of us could say we wouldn’t have felt the same. Yeah it was bad of him to leave, but try to be a little understanding of the amount of stress he was going through. AND he came right back and owned up to his mistakes because thats who he was) 

tbh i love Ron Weasley and would kill to have a best friend like him

Ta-da!! Here it is! I finally finished it! :’D I know I already made a comic for this scene but my brain decided it would be a good idea to animate it because I need more practice. And like I said, it’s nothing special at all; just your normal hugging and talking it out. 

But here you go @scribefindegil!! I know there was absolutely no need for me to do this, but it’s just in my nature to do stuff like this. Hope ya like! :D My fave part would definitely be the shine on the glitter. There are mistakes and things don’t look good. Hopefully the dialogue is readable. Lot of trial and error with this one.

(Also, stupid me forgot to put a watermark or my tumblr page on it so if you see it anywhere else without credit, do tell me.)


I recommend opening the file to a new tab for better quality and viewing pleasure-  [Meme]  @aggressively-southern-gay

i mashed them both into a same picture if that’s alright? i think the basic idea i had that they’re off for drinks after a mission and Hanzo has no chill™ so he’s gonna fight some catcallers. Mccree’s amused.

dun goofed starters
  • "Well that wasn't supposed to happen."
  • "How did you manage to fuck that up?"
  • "Shit-! Fuck-!"
  • "Whoopsie daisy"
  • "My bad"
  • "I swear I didn't do that on purpose"
  • "I fucked up didn't I?"
  • "Oh no!"
  • "I messed up real bad."
  • "How did I manage to fuck that up?"
  • "Look what you did!"
  • "You better clean up this mess you made."
  • "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
  • "You broke it..."
  • "You set what on fire?"
  • "Ouch! That hurt! That wasn't supposed to hurt!"
  • "Oh my god are you okay? I didn't mean to do that!"
  • "Please be okay I'm so sorry."
  • "Look what you did to me!"
  • "You're a fuck up."
  • "You're a failure."
  • "I messed up big time."
  • "I really blew it this time."
  • "I'm a failure."
  • "How am I gonna fix this?"
  • "How am I gonna clean up this mess?"

First of all, I’m so sorry for answering this late. I’ve been sick and without any will to do anything apart from being miserable ;u;. Second, thank you so much for your sweet words, I don’t usually receive them and I’m actually very thankful.

Clyde and Kenny, oh dear. These are two of the characters I can actually ship with almost everyone (But I do have main ships for both), they’re just so likable and idk.. And here anon, hope you enjoy this <3 

Shit I've Heard In Class (Part Four):
  • "I feel like we're about to die or something."
  • "He's trying to make me put my hand down—do you see this right now?"
  • "I do actually still have feelings."
  • "You can't have non-binding promises."
  • "DO we know that Diet Pepsi exists?"
  • "Remember, I'm older than dirt."
  • "You better start loving them."
  • "Do dead people count?"
  • "You're a foolish hedonist."
  • "If you can't see me next week because you're dead then I get it, I understand."
  • "You can use them to open shit."
  • "Don't be fucking sexist."
  • "Enough of this natural crap."
  • "I'm not sure I'm not gonna kill you."
  • "You grew up differently than I did."
  • "Some days I'll get up and try to make you some food."
  • "I know you're not talking about jazz."
  • "I'm so sorry I ever said orgasm."
  • "You're still just a little kid just in big kid clothes."
  • "Maybe I'm not supposed to be eating apples."
  • "I have a high regard for myself, that's why i don't like this whole suffering thing."
  • "I'm just not gonna kill people."
  • "You wanna make meaningful eye contact and nod deceptively?"
  • "It either wasn't a promise or you're a crazy person."
  • "I can't read what I wrote."
  • "They don't care what we feel like—I'm scared."
  • "What if God just wanted to laugh at you?"
  • "You've been basically reliable."
  • "No one's ever died from a music class."
  • "What happens if I suck on this?"
  • "I'm not telling you to kill your husband."
  • "Are we supposed to include those in the plans for reproduction?"
  • "I'd rather be performing at the Rocky Horror Picture Show."

Ok but 13 reasons why is actually a really good show. I read the book twice and it was my favorite for a really long time, so when I first heard they were making a Netflix show out of it I thought it was gonna be horrible but it’s actually not that bad compared to the book. And yeah, I know there are a lot of big things that were changed, but some of them I actually like. In the book, Clay and Hannah are not even friends, besides the time they made out, they never really even talked, and that’s kinda the point…how he always admired her from afar. So when she dies it’s upsetting because he never ended up telling her how he felt and becoming close to her. But in the show, they have a close platonic relationship already, but he still never tells her that he loves her. And also, in the book, Clay listens to all the tapes and goes to all the locations in one night. But it makes sense how in the show it’s over a span of weeks. You can’t really have an entire show take place in one night. And it kinda shows a difference in his character more. He listens to them over time because he can’t really handle listening to all of them at once, whereas in the book he can’t stop listening. But overall I really think this is one of the really good book to tv adaptions I’ve ever really seen.

With Apollo now having his own big and booming Law firm he gets invited to all kinds of executive party’s ( with him being the only lawyer and also getting important clients in Khu’rain I guess plus the fact he kinda saved the country ) Also the kind of parties that Edgeworth attends so he offers his help~

Chub n’ tuck responsibly, kids.

(It’s a reference to this)

I know this is hardly a joke but I couldn’t get the image of Sans chub n’ tuckin’ out of my head so here ya go.


With nobody else but me
I wanna make up my mind
But I don’t know myself
No I don’t know myself

I’m still so hooked on music video to Genghis Khan [x] by Miike Snow that I /had/ to make someone to write this Steve/Tony au for me. RBB was such an amazing opportunity!

I got two amazing writers, go and read their work!
Carlen, @captrogers-carter was such a delight, she wrote a big angsty, but oh so good. Read it on ao3: This Thing We Keep
and Amonae@amonaewrites! Such a wonderful person, her ff made me giggle so many times! Read it on ao3: Nobody Else But Me 

[the first two drawings are supposed to be memories, that’s why colouring is different]

if big hero 6 had a gag reel
  • Hiro: Tadashi is gone! *he slams his fist so hard on Baymax he pops a hole on his chest* ...T-that wasn't supposed to happen...
  • --------
  • Tadashi: Someone has to help! *runs but trips on the first few steps* D-darn, and I looked kinda cool running off like that...
  • ------
  • Fred: ...D-Dad? *loud fart noise*
  • Stan: ...*gets up and leaves the set without saying a word*
  • ------
  • Fred: Welcome to mi casa! That's Spanish for my house! Oh wait, was I supposed to get that wrong...?
  • -----
  • Tadashi: I'm not giving up on you. *grabs Hiro by the legs and tries to lift him but accidentally bumps his head on the floor and then on the bedpost*
  • Hiro: Times like this I wish I was the older brother in this movie so I can do that to you too.
  • ------
  • Yokai: *when confronting Krei, his mask won't lift up* H-hey, I think this thing is stuck--h-help? I think we got a real setback here!
  • Krei: *mutters to someone offscreen* He doesn't know I tampered with his mask, don't tell him.
  • -------
  • Gogo: *runs Wasabi's car directly in the path of the camera*
  • Director: ...There goes a hundred thousand dollars off my paycheck again.
  • -------
  • Wasabi: We can't go up against that guy! We're--ummm--
  • Gogo: How hard is it to forget one word? Nerd!
  • -------
  • Yokai: *after a montage of him tripping off of his platform of microbots countless of times* I am getting too old for this...
  • -------
  • Baymax: *while Fred is singing Fred's Angels, he starts beatboxing*
  • Hiro: Okay, I didn't teach you that... *looks at everyone*
  • Everyone: *bursts into laughter*
  • -------
  • Gogo: *throws her disc, it hits the camera instead*
  • Director: Goddamn it, not again!
  • -----
  • Hiro: *falls off the moped as they were getting away from Yama*
  • Yama: *helps Hiro up* Whoa, that was one heck of a fall--you okay?
  • Hiro: ...are we filming Tadashi's death scene yet? *is dazed*
  • -----
  • Aunt Cass: Are you two okay?
  • Hiro and Tadashi: Yes, Auntie.
  • Aunt Cass: *pinches both their ears* Then what the f--- were you thinking--
  • Hiro: You can't swear in a Disney movie, Auntie.
  • Tadashi: See? He told her.
  • -----
  • Hiro: *throws Mochi up the stairs, glass breaking and other things breaking are heard*
  • Baymax: You missed, Hiro.
  • -----
  • Callaghan: I want my daughter back.
  • Krei: *on the side, making faces as he mimics Cal*
  • Callaghan: *looks at him, covers his face with microbots, and then chuckles about it* Not this time, Krei.
  • ------
  • Cass: Stress eating! *chokes on donut* G-great, that's more stress that I don't need--cut! Cut!
  • ------
  • Baymax: *in the middle of their fight with Yokai at Krei Tech* L-low batteryyyyyyy--
  • Yokai: Uh-oh, someone didn't charge their nursebot before filming...
  • Hiro: Could you not.
  • -------
  • Fred: School mascot by day, but by night-- *flips around, accidentally lets go of his sign and it flies into the camera, destroying it*
  • ------
  • Tadashi: Hiro-- *signals for him to follow him to his lab, but forgets to open door and hits it facefirst*
  • ------
  • Honey: *on the side, applying makeup to Baymax's face*
  • Baymax: I fail to see how makeup will make me a better healthcare companion.
  • Honey: Don't resist it; it brings out the roundness in your face.
  • Hiro: You know that'll all be ruined once we get to the fight scenes, right?
  • ------
  • Baymax: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain? *displays Hiro's internet history on his chest rather than the chart* Oh no...
  • ------
  • Callaghan: But you should know that Mr. Krei has cut corners and ignore sound science--
  • Krei: *on the side, mimicking Cal's words while making a face*
  • Callaghan: *makes a bewildered face at him*
  • Krei: Oh, I thought we weren't filming.
  • Hiro: Why do these two have a higher paycheck than I do again?
  • -------
  • Tadashi: Someone has to help!
  • *before he could run in, a sudden storm suddenly rages down on the entire set*
  • Hiro: I guess you're not gonna die today, huh, bro?
  • -------
  • Baymax: Tadashi is here. *points to Tadashi on the director's chair; everyone laughs*
  • Hiro: *laughs into the camera* And you thought we would kill him off, did you?
“You just looked a little hot”

(set during the Coachella/LA holiday at the mansion)

You walked up behind Joe casually, taking a sip of your ice water. Smiling cheekily at his camera you slowly raised the glass when he wasn’t looking and 3, 2 … you poured it right over his head.

Joe gasped in shock and turned around to look at you. “Y/N!” he exclaimed with wide eyes. He ran a hand through his now soaked hair in an attempt to make it look semi-decent again. “What the hell did you do that for?”

You stilled your laughter and pulled on an innocent face. “Sorry, babe,” you smiled at him. “You just looked a little hot.” You turned and winked at the vlogging camera still in his hand before walking off to re-fill your glass. As you did, you looked over your shoulder and caught him red faced and smiling awkwardly as he tried to come up with a response. You laughed to yourself and walked into the kitchen, pulling a water bottle out of the fridge.

“I am so getting you back for that one!” you heard from behind you and you noticed that Joe had put the camera away and was staring at you intensely. “You better watch your back, love!”

“Bring it on!” you challenged. You took a big gulp of the water still in your hands and turned around to fill the rest into the glass. It wasn’t long before you felt his hands come to rest on your hips and his lips connect with your neck, his wet hair meeting your shoulder and chin. Heat rose in your body and your mouth went dry. Oh, it was so on.

anonymous asked:

How do you think red-x tim would be like?

*cracks knuckles and takes a deep breath* i have thought about this……so much, finally i dont have to rant to my friends 

okay so tim would get brought back to life via the lazarus pit, and ra’s would be right there and ready to calm tim in all his pit madness glory. but something goes wrong

tim doesn’t come out of the pit frothing and angry, he comes out, catches his breath, and stares at ra’s with harsh green eyes before he blinks and takes in his surroundings

the pit didn’t very well change tim, it just sort of dulled his restraints, his empathy, the nagging little voice in his head that always told him to ‘hold back, be quiet, don’t say anything.’ (his parents were big believers in children should be seen not heard) 

so tim’s ruthless and ready to show all the bat’s exactly what they’re missing now that they lost him, he’s ready to show them all he’s not some underrated little tech support. 

tl;dr he’s mean, he’s snarky, and he’s ready to take over Gotham

anonymous asked:

I know you haven't written this in a whike, but maybe a hospital!AU drabble? It's my favorite universe :)

you’re trying to remember how many mac n cheese sliders you had at dinner because you feel like you’re going to throw up and you know it’s not because of your excess of appetizers but that’s easier to process than, well.

yousef—your very cute, very smart date, who had taken you on the train from providence to new york city to see a live reading by david sedaris and hang out with a few of your friends at columbia—is entirely oblivious, and you’re not holding hands but if you were he would probably feel yours shaking. they’re a little numb, though, and you probably stop moving and breathing for a moment before he looks over at you, probably to share a really cool fact, and you like him, you really do, but then he stops.

‘hey,’ he says, and you meet his eyes and muster up what is apparently a terrible effort of a smile, because he frowns a little. ‘are you okay?’

‘yeah,’ you try to get out, and your voice catches a little, and you want to rub your eyes because this feels entirely surreal: there’s a girl, probably ten feet away from you, and it has to be lexa. you recognize the set of her shoulders and the way she holds her head—chin lifted, just slightly, to combat her pretty features and her soft voice, because she’s brilliant and wants to never be dismissed. her hair is different than your lexa, and the thought makes your heart drop a little: it’s shorter, falling just above her shoulders, wild and soft and you still want to run your hands through it.

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anonymous asked:

Trans!Hiro coming onto Tadashi and making him really flustered and awkward and he doesnt know what to do because oh lordy he's hot

((People 0n0. What I say about prompts like these?? But I shall do it. But I won’t put any smut. ))

Hiro was going to do it. He was going to. fucking. do. it. This time. This time for sure. 

For the past week Hiro had been stuck to his older brother’s hip, following him wherever he went. Tadashi hadn’t seemed to mind much, seeing as he loved Hiro more than anyone (at least that’s what Hiro had been told. Again and again and again). But what was frustrating Hiro was the fact that every single attempt at making a pass had fallen short. As in insanely short. As in— ughhh it was just so frustrating!

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