this wasn't bad. it was worse

lucia-ik  asked:

omg drunk keith is so cute. what would happen if keith got drunk for the first time infornt of the kids when they are teen. Somehow I think lance would have blast/could not believe that this is his daddy. And would it escalate if Shiro wasn't there?(Keith doesn't seem to have any impulse control when drunk) btw I love the little knb picture when I go to your askbox it's adorable!

LMAO Yes! Drunk Keith is worse than Shiro tbh. XD 

[The Voltron Family]  Shiro was away to attend one of those conferences for doctors outside of the state and Keith was missing him so bad. It has been 8 days now and Keith didn’t wanna be clingy but sometimes he just missed Shiro’s kisses and cuddles.

The kids were at a party of a friend of theirs and it was only 9pm but Keith drove there anyway to pick them up, despite saying he’d pick them up at 10, they were teens now after all. They earned it after acing all their exams. Keith arrived at the party and he entered frowning. Ugh. Teenagers are too rowdy at parties. Back in my days…crap, I sound like an old man.

He went looking for his three kids when some dude came up to him.

Some Dude: *offers a cup of beer* Whoa. You’re a new pretty face. Might I offer you some beer?
Keith: *glares* I’m a wine type of person and I’m old enough to be your father.
Some Dude: *chuckles* Right. Of course. I’m guessing you’re about 25 or 27 by the looks of it? *gives Keith a once over* *points at the leather jacket* *whistles* Nice.
Keith: *ignores* Where’s Lance, Pidge and Hunk? *looks around*
Some Dude: They’re by the library last time I saw them. 
Keith: Thanks. *leaves*
Some Dude: Hey! I have wine. Can’t have a guest walking around without a drink of their choice. *smiles*
Keith: *stops* Do you have 1947 Cheval Blanc?
Some Dude: *blinks* What? I have no idea what you’re talking about but we could check it out by the bar? *points at the bar* The bartender might know. *eyes Keith* You looked so stressed, man. You okay?
Keith: *sighs* I am the epitome of stress. 
Some Dude: Awww, sorry for hitting on you, man.
Keith: It’s fine.
Some Dude: I’m Leonard. Finals are over but you’re probably the type to stress over results, huh? Forget about it tonight. C’mon, let’s get you a drink. You need it. *places an arm around Keith’s shoulder*
Keith: Oh boy, do I. *rubs temples* 

Lance, Hunk and Pidge were about to leave the house to wait for their Daddy Keith to arrive to pick them up when Pidge spotted something.

Pidge: Oh sweet baby mac and cheese. Is that Dad by the bar?
Hunk and Lance: *turns around and sees Keith*

Keith was drunk and he was ranting and ranting to their poor friend Leonard who had to hear everything. The three teens approached the bar.

Keith: And then he would usually surprise me to a lunch date when he visits me at work. *sobs while taking another drink* Such a wonderful man and now… *hiccups* He’s not even here with me. 
Leonard: Oh damn. You have a bad case of love sickness.
Keith: *nods* I do and I hate the fact he’s out there somewhere miles away and I’m here like a mess. *turns to his side and sees a girl* *cups her face and leans in*
Hunk: Is Dad drunk?! *shocked* He would NEVER do THAT! 
Pidge: Dude, we gotta do something!
Lance: No no, wait, you guys. Let’s see what happens first. *amused* I’ve never seen Daddy Keith drunk—ever.
Girl: *smirks at Keith* Hey, pretty boy.
Keith: *scrunches his nose* Pretty boy. You’re not Shiro. *frowns* He calls me pretty boy when we snuggle at night. *cries* *hugs the girl* I miss him so much. I want to see him. *turns to another person* Do you know where Shiro is? He’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. Have you seen him?
Pidge: Wow. He got drunk because of Daddy Shiro.
Keith: *gets up from his seat* *wobbles as he walks towards the dance floor*
Hunk: Uh, guys, should we do something now?
Keith: *walks randomly to every guy and cups their face to look at them* *shakes head* Nope. Not Shiro. Not you. Too short. Too tall. Too lanky. Not my type. Leave. 
Lance: Are you guys seeing this? *laughs* This is GOLD. 
Hunk: No. This is horrifying! Daddy Keith’s so broken.
Some other random dude: *walks up to Keith dancing* Hey, sexy.
Keith: *glares at him* What are you doing?
Some other random dude: *chuckles* Thought we could have some fun tonight. *touches Keith’s arm*
Keith: *grips the guy’s hand* Don’t. You. Dare. Touch. Me. Only one man can touch me.
Some other random dude: *grins* Shit, that’s hot. I could be that—
Pidge: Dad! *shouts and approaches Keith*
Keith: *turns head* *smiles* Oh, baby girl. I came looking for you and *sees Lance and Hunk* your brothers.
Some other random dude: *looks at the three teens* Hey, I saw him first.
Keith: No, you didn’t. *glares* Shiro saw me first.  
Some other random dude: Who the heck is Shiro? 
Hunk, Lance and Pidge: Our Dad.
Keith: My husband.
Some other random dude: What the shit, dude? You’re married?!
Keith: I am. *teary eyed* And I miss him. I miss my husband. *sobs as he wipes his tears* I… *walks wobbling*
Hunk: I got you, Dad. *catches Keith and embraces him*
Keith: *sobs* I miss Takashi Shirogane. Bring me Takashi Shirogane. I love Takashi Shirogane. *clings to Hunk*

Hunk drove them all back home and they put Keith to bed. The following morning, Pidge handed him the phone. Shiro was on Skype.

Shiro: Hey, sweetheart. Good morning.
Keith: Shiro. *whispers*
Shiro: I heard what happened last night. *frowns*
Keith: Oh my god. *groans* 
Shiro: *chuckles* Hey, I think it’s nice to know you rejected everyone’s advances because they weren’t me.
Keith: *whispers not looking at Shiro* I only want you.
Shiro: *flushes* Keith, you’re not playing fair.
Keith: It’s true though.
Shiro: Why don’t we go out tonight on a date?
Keith: *shocked* *looks up* Tonight?
Shiro: *smiles* Yeah, I’m coming home, pretty boy.

starter sentences for enemies
  • "I want to be there when you get what's coming to you."
  • "One day karma is going to bite you in the ass."
  • "How could you do this?"
  • "What do you want now?"
  • "If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them attractive."
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality."
  • "That was a low blow."
  • "You're truly a disgusting person."
  • "Don't bring my [relative] into this!"
  • "I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
  • "What do you think you're doing?"
  • "Have you lost your mind?"
  • "Do you have anything to say that won't result in me punching you in the face?"
  • "Tread carefully."
  • "Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example."
  • "Get off my property."
  • "Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
  • "Leave me alone."
  • "So what?"
  • "You look like a before picture."
  • "Don't be a coward. Say it to my face."
  • "You're so fake."
  • "Apologize before I deck you."
  • "This means war."
  • "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
  • "Can't we compromise?"
  • "Go to hell."
  • "Hating me won't make you pretty."
  • "Can you try not annoying me every 30 seconds?"
  • "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."
  • "Fuck off!"
  • "I thought we settled this."
  • "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."
  • "Stay classy."
  • "You are not as bad as people say. You are much, much worse."
  • "Your sarcasm detector needs tweaking."
  • "Get off me!"
  • "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
  • "Name one reason why I shouldn't walk away right now."
  • "Is this making you angry?"
  • "Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."
  • "Shock me and say something intelligent."
  • "Ouch. That one stung."
  • "That's cruel."
  • "I didn't think I was capable of murder until this conversation."
  • "Truce?"
The Librarians Sentence Starter
  • 1: "You people... DON'T APPRECIATE ART!"
  • 2: "That this house is the Star Trek transporter or maybe even the TARDIS!"
  • 3: "Just out of curiosity, what roles are you playing?"
  • 4: "Are there any languages you don't speak?"
  • 5: "Why in the hell should I listen to you?"
  • 6: "How about we just all hold hands, bow our heads and be grateful that we're all here safe together."
  • 7: "Love is the supreme power! It trumps everything!"
  • 8: "And you're willing to risk your life for him?"
  • 9: "I never know what I'm doing. That's my superpower."
  • 10: "You know what I'm thinking?"
  • 11: "I'm thinking that I can can run faster than you 'cause you've been stabbed."
  • 12: "Who's up for movies? I've got "Night," "Day," "Dawn," "Land," and "City" of the Living Dead!"
  • 13: "Your mother did not hug you enough, did she?"
  • 14: "You have an incredible talent for turning a bad situation into a worse-case scenario."
  • 15: "Excuse me, I'm going to take care of my desperately not wanting to be here."
  • 16: "I've gone into the field with experienced soldiers with a good plan, good Intel, and still come home with nothing but dog tags."
  • 17: "It wasn't your fault. You did good but sometimes, you just lose."
  • 18: "Again? This is the third time this place has been attacked since I started working here. We need to have a serious talk about the so-called security."
  • Gavin: I don't feel good.
  • Ryan: You don't?
  • Gavin: Nah, Michael made me feel all funny earlier.
  • -Ryan and Geoff laugh-
  • Michael: Woah, Woah! Woah! Woah! What the hell does that mean?!
  • Gavin: You made me feel all sort of...-gagging noise-
  • Michael: What does that mean??
  • Ryan: Was it a finger or something?
  • Geoff: What did you do to him man?
  • Ryan: Was it odd positioning?
  • Gavin: Nah, he just put me in a...ya, know.
  • Ryan: What??
  • Geoff: Gavin, did he touch you?
  • Michael: Stop stop stop
  • -Gavin laughs-
  • Michael: Use more words!
  • Geoff: Can you draw a picture of where he touched you?
  • Michael: What is going on here?!
  • Gavin: I like that I can use less words, it makes you sound worse.
  • Michael: No! I know what I've done sir, and it's not what you're making it out to be.
  • Geoff: Was it in the bikini area?
  • Gavin: Nah it wasn't as bad as that.
  • Michael: I did you a fuckin...I did you a favour.

anonymous asked:

Do you think Raven attended Summer's funeral? At least in the shadows, we see she left the team to go back to her tribe, meaning she wasn't there for Summer. I know we talk a out Qrow feeling bad because of his bad luck, but Raven might feel worse

I think that she waited the end of the funeral to cry on her tombstone alone,Qrow probably didn’t attend either,although i think she probably wished to cry over her funeral together.

I believe Raven suffered a lot,not only because she was her teammate,she probably was her “family” too. The only moment we see her smile (not in a mocking way) is on the team photo,so i think she was honestly happy with her team or on those times in general.

This is horrible.

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Seriously, there are MULTIPLE reasons why you shouldn’t interact with this blog.

1. THEY DON’T TAG NSFW

2. They don’t know the concepts of In Character, and Out Of Character, meaning they just do whatever.

3. They have made multiple posts about killing themselves then, after people started caring, said “haha, it was all just one big lie just to test u.”

4. WHEN SOMEBODY COMPLAINED, THEY SENT HATE MAIL TOWARDS THEM.

5. They don’t read about OR rule pages.

6. They are a may or may not be a minor, judging by pictures of them, and they roleplay NSFW with no problem.

7. They will most likely try to guilt-trip you into roleplaying with them.

8. They don’t really know how to roleplay, they just want to have all of their characters have sexual interactions. EVEN IF THE MUSE IS A CHILD.

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anonymous asked:

Ok,I get it: you're a meme. That doesn't excuse the fact that the description to your video was offensive. Idk if Easter is sacred to you, but it is to a lot of people. To curse in the same sentence as Easter is rude, bro. The whole thing is mocking Christianity. (I know it's a meme, but s was an inappropriate place for one.) I don't mean to come off abrasively and I'm sorry if I do, but I hope next time you can be a little considerate concerning religious stuff.

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YA/NA Lit Meme [1/3] Endings

I’ll tell them how I survive it. I’ll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I’m afraid it could be taken away. That’s when I make a list in my head of every act of goodness I’ve seen someone do. It’s like a game. Repetitive. Even a little tedious after more than twenty years.

But there are much worse games to play.

Mockingjay, Suzanne Collins

Watching Hybrid child
  • Me: okay i have already read hybrid child hundreds of times so i won't cry for the ova's (even though i cried the whole time when i read it)
  • Me: okay lets start *has tissues right beside me*
  • OVA 1: * starts tearing up* no no no no it's okay it's okay *sniff's* oh god *shed's tears*
  • OVA 2: * Tears streaming down* oh why did this happen just why *Half of the first tissue box gone*
  • OVA 3: OH WHYY GOD WHY *intensively sobbing* PLEASE NOOO OH WHY MUST THEY SUFFER * reaches for the 4th tissue box* WHY CAN'T THEY BE HAPPY * sobbing gets worse*
  • OVA 4: * In a corner cradling my self while bawling my eyes out* You hear that that's the sound of my heart shattering into pieces *weeps of pure sadness* OH WHY COULDN'T THEY BE HAPPY THEY BELONG WITH EACH OTHER DAMN IT WHYYYYYY!!!!!
  • Finishes ova's: well that wasn't so bad *emotionally unstable, has just finished the 10th tissue box,surrounded by a pool of tears* Oh who am i kidding my heart hurts so much *wimpers*

i’ve had a lump in my throat for the past day that’s ready to burst and the dream i had last night has just made it expand so much more. nightmares about an event that i’ve been brushing off as no big deal, not wanting to label it as anything because that makes it so much worse. you tell yourself big changes in your life will make all the difference, that people won’t treat you bad again or that now you know what the signs were, you’ll be able to prevent it the next time. that’s not always true though. and when it keeps happening you wonder if you’re the issue. i’m working on realising that it’s not my fault but it’s still hard. people say “not all men” but how does one person manage to find 5 of them in 2 different countries with the same intentions, over the space of 5 years? Am I ever going to stop finding them? I hope so.

There’s something about the way you laugh, the way you smile,that just make me feel like everything is okay.
I thought love like this didn’t happen to people like me, I thought I would be doomed to bad relationship after bad relationship.
But then one day you showed up, and just like that it was like a light went on, my life got brighter and suddenly everything wasn't so bad. When I found you I was at my worse, I was scared of loving again, I was hating myself for who I was, I felt like nothing would get better. You began to love me then, you saw past all the bad and you just saw
me and you wouldn't let me question it. For the first time in my life, I feel like maybe I am beautiful, maybe I am a good person, no one else has ever so easily made me feel that.
No matter how hard everything gets, I know that you are here to
stay, you have loved me at my worse and you have loved me at my best, you have never judged me for the way I look or the
way I act.
For the first time in my life I actually know what it is like to love and to be loved unconditionally, finally
I can see a future, a bright future of waking up every morning with my best friend, with the love of my life, with the
person who saved me from me.
—  for him