this was too tempting to do

check, please - taehyung (m)


rated M

ktg x reader 

a/n: enjoy!

Dinner with Taehyung at the fancy restaurant had been lovely, but your mind had drifted. You were squeezing your thighs together with the glances and smiles exchanged between the two of you. If only he knew what was happening beneath the table. So it was when Taehyung asked if you wanted desert, that your needs couldn’t be ignored. You knew you had to tell him what you desired was not on the menu.

“Taehyung,” You purred in his ear, a tone of voice he knew so well. He knew what it entailed. He knew what it could do, what it would tempt to do.

“You wanna know a secret?” You giggled and he watched your tongue slipped across your lips before disappearing again behind them. He inwardly groaned, mesmerized by the action. He knew what that tongue could do, too. He’d been at its mercy so many times before and this time was no different.

You were nothing but incredulous sin in your acts and expressions. It was in the way you touched him, the way your lips curved, and the dark lascivious look of your eyes, but he couldn’t lie. He was a sinner.  

Unable to speak, he just nodded in response.

You smirked and took his hand, placing it against your thigh.
“I promise you’ll like it.”

He looked down at his hand on your thigh and back up to meet your eyes, unsure of what you were telling him. “Go ahead,” You reassured him.

His fingers dragged across your skin. He watched as his hand dipped beneath your dress, traveling up your inner thighs, before reaching your bare center.

A gasp escaped his lips. Surprised eyes met salacious ones.  

You weren’t wearing any underwear.

“You…” Taehyung started, but you cut him off.
“Keep going. Lower, Taehyung.”

His breathing had picked up as his eyes switched from you to your lap. His fingers moved lower only to be greeted with you very wet, warm, and ready for him.

His eyes darkened and he swallowed thickly.

“So as you can see, or probably feel, Tae, I need you,” You leaned closer to him, licked the shell of his ear before nipping the lobe, “I really, really need you. So bad, Tae. So very bad,” you nearly begged.

He thought he would lose his mind. You sounded almost desperate, kind of how you get when you’re fucked out.

Taehyung smirks, “But I haven’t even touched you, baby. Is this what I do to you? You’re dripping.” He emphasizes by thrust a finger into your entrance before sliding it up your slit n pressing into your clit. You moaned, “Tae…”

He chuckled darkly as his lips kissed the side of your jaw.

“You don’t even know half of what you do to me but I bet you’d love to find out,” You ground out, trying to get more pressure on your clit.

That caused a flame to spark within him, and to already have you writhing in his arms, with just the tip of his finger, his control was quickly waning. He removed his fingers and you whined at the loss of him.

Taehyun smirked. He lifted his finger to his lips and licked off your juices, groaning at the taste.
“I guess I’ll have this desert at home then, hm?” You didn’t answer to entranced by the way his tongue worked around his finger. It was then you knew you really wanted him between your thighs and you weren’t going to wait anymore.
“Taehyung, please, right now,” You pleaded with him. Your eyes left no room for argument, and he wouldn’t dream of it, snapping at the waiter, his eyes hooded, full of carnal desire, never leaving your own.

“Check, Please!”

let me flip a few fingers to those teachers, who send assignments to email in the evening of one day and expect students to do the assignments for the next day’s lesson. they could send the assignments a few days earlier, to make sure that the students actually notice the message in time and have the time to perform the task, instead of noticing the message when they are already going to sleep the night before the deadline. i am tempted to just not do the assignment and tell them i noticed it too late. not because i could not do the assignment, but for principle.

Originally posted by etudiant-en-ph2

Shared house traits

Gryffindor & Hufflepuff
-sweet summer child
-close, intimate, heartbreak mending hugs
-giggles “that’s what she said”
-likelihood you’ll fall in love with them +9999999%
-probably still owns a stuffed toy

Ravenclaw & Slytherin
-already wrote an encyclopedia on all the ways they’re better than you
-judging you not-so-silently
-“my words are both poison and exilir. tempt me, if you dare.”
-intimidating at first bUT THEYRE ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLLS
-“aw you didn’t have to do that!-…what do you want?”
-too many trust issues, someone just HUG THEM

Gryffindor & Ravenclaw
-already stalked you on all your social media accounts
-board games. video games. gaaames. 
-always has a mess. somehow knows where everything is. 
-BUSY. friends, hobbies, school/work, internet til 2am, busy.

Slytherin & Hufflepuff
-knows who they will search for first during the apocalypse
-“i trust you with my life. don’t let me down”
-literally gives the best first impressions
-it’s actually a little scary how much they could be hiding
-work, work, work, workwork

Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw
-“god you’re so fucking weird and i love it”
-that friend who never yells at anyone until they do and everyone is terrified
-my otp is better than yours
-“rules were not made to be broken unless i say so”
-happier when all is peaceful and quiet

Gryffindor & Slytherin
-that friend that shares all the hot selfies they find. (bless them)
-has never made a good decision after 2am
-*loses something* *blames it on you* *finds it 2min later with their stuff*
-selfie game too strong

With as many kids as Bruce has adopted it’s highly possible that the media has made at least one reference to it, probably something along the lines of: “Bruce Wayne buys houses like he adopts children.”

Contrary to how his family feels (they think it’s hilarious) Bruce actually likes it. The first time he uses the phrase in reference to himself his family is Horrified (and in Damian’s case Offended). “I’ve been buying shares of Apple like I adopt kids.”

They all assumed it was a fluke, a slip of the tongue, until it happened again. Tim and Damian had been fighting and ended up ruining a set of Batarangs. Bruce sighed making a note to replace the set mumbling “I collect these like I collect kids.”

The line stopped Tim mid swing at Damian, both turning to stare slack jawed at Bruce.

“Father, I’m not sure you’re aware of what you’ve said.”

“What’s the matter with what I said?”

It gets to be a habit, and no one can figure out why he likes it. Has he become aware of his habit? Is he some how purposefully making fun of himself? Jason swears it’s to remind himself not to adopt any more children. At last they all corner him in his office, Bruce looking confused from his desk as his children march in one by one.

“Why?” is how Tim starts it.

“Why?” Bruce frowns.

“Adoption. Why do you keep making the joke?” Cassandra clarifies.

Dick adds, “You’re not embarrassed of us are you?”

If their question surprised him it doesn’t show as Bruce sits silent at his desk, watching his children for a moment. “It reminds me of how proud I am of each of you.” He let his gaze rest on each of his children, pausing a beat longer on Damian to remind his son that yes he meant him too.

After that it wasn’t rare to hear the Wayne kids making a joke about their father’s adoption skills.

Where did all those feelings go? People spend their whole lives looking for love. Poems and songs and entire novels are written about it. But how can you trust something that can end as suddenly as it begins?
—  Nicola Yoon, The Sun is Also a Star

It’s tempting to keep the computer running late and promise yourself an extra 30 minutes of bed rest in the morning. It’s tempting to do it again the next night, too. But sleep inevitably loses out to getting up early for school or work.

There’s a simple way to combat this: End all artificial lights at night for at least a weekend and drench your eyes in natural morning light, says Kenneth Wright, a professor of integrative physiology at the University of Colorado, Boulder and senior author on a study on resetting sleep cycles. The most straightforward way of doing this is to forbid any electronics on a camping trip.

In the study, published Thursday in Current Biology, Wright reports on the latest of a series of experiments where he sent people out camping in Colorado parks to reset their biological clocks. Small groups of people set out for a week during the summer, an experiment published in Current Biology in 2013.

This most recent study shows the results of camping a week in winter and once over a winter weekend. Others stayed at home to live their life. Along with sleep, Wright kept track of people’s circadian rhythms by measuring their levels of the hormone melatonin, which regulates wakefulness and sleep.

Not Getting Enough Sleep? Camping In February Might Help

Photo: Christopher Kimmel/Aurora Open/Getty Images

I’m not saying “oh just take Trump voters hand in hand”,  I’m not saying engage them ideologically by kowtowing to them or going to the suburbs with a fuck trump tshirt or even like, doing some patronizing bullshit like standing next to one of those guys who holds signs that say white supremacist bullshit with a “love trumps hate” thing

This shit is going to be tempting because it’s going to make you feel better, because it’s going to give you the idea of ‘winning’ against the Trumpies but like

we need to pivot hard into material activism.  No more of this fucking arguing on the internet bullshit, no more of this “oh we’ll mock people until they disengage and then feel better” bullshit.  We need to fight the worst of them but we also need to start doing charity stuff, community stuff that isn’t just for us.  We’ve failed too



“Please Baby , Calm Down, a little bit more…..* high note/moaning*”

Originally posted by ounew


PARK JIMIN ,WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DO THIS TO ME??! LEAVE ME ALONE T_T Jungkook is enough for me, I don’t want to be tempted by you too.

Go to 2:34 and feel my pain. This guy just made my ears pregnant without conscent.


Okay I know. Waaay late for holiday things, but I started it back in November, and never did anything with it so I slapped on some color and added a texture background and there you go. I’m working on something for V-Day too, and having this means I can post this week! Enjoy! Whatever will Wade do with such a tempting invitation?

oh my god, tempted by mcu fic ideas for the first time in a million years

nope. nope, not doing it. not even gonna entertain it.


but just–darcy though; she’s not gonna be in the next thor movie bc tptb always considered her a vestigial jane attachment anyways. and since natalie’s not coming back (for good reasons of course) then why would they bother bringing back the snarky sidekick?

but like, imagine in-verse something similar-ish happens? it would obviously depend on the in-universe explanation of why jane has up and disappeared and isn’t in this movie, but say jane and darcy for whatever reasons split ways. necessity or misfortune or darcy wants to take another stab at her own career field again. 

only things don’t work out.

it’s a shit economy and she’s been noodling around for like five years AFTER completing her polisci degree, and let’s face it her resume in the interim is–well–eccentric.

she’d expected job hunting not to be EASY, but impossible? well that caught her off guard.

so she’s in some city of relative size, not even new york because she couldn’t afford the rent anymore. she’s barely hearing from jane these days because jane’s on a project and it’s a stroke of luck if jane foster remembers to eat or wash her hair when she’s in High Science Mode, much less respond to email and text. erik started corresponding with her less and less the more he started coping, and that was BEFORE he got some new fancy secret government job.

things have gotten rough and she’s working crap jobs, maybe waitressing maybe retail, just trying to pay bills and figure out how the hell her life came THIS CLOSE to superheroes and alien demigods and action and adventure and things Really Happening, and still ended up HERE of all places.

she reads the headlines on her phone and she watches clips of the action on youtube, and she feels like she somehow fell out of the life she really should have been living, if she’d just found a way to hold on to it, to be invaluable, to seize opportunity, to really MATTER.

and she watched with despair as the sokovia thing and then corresponding accords happened, (and not a little outraged ranting about the absurd political maneuvering of it all and oh my god tony stark what are you DOING) and then it all went a little bit quiet for just a little while.

and a while later she’s busing tables or restocking pastries at a cafe or diner that pays a third of her rent, and clocks two shady as fuck beefy dudes at the table in the corner (backs to the walls eyes on the entrances/exits).

they seem to think they’re low profile with their ballcaps and hoodies and giant sunglasses and newspapers, but darcy lewis got within five feet of that star spangled square jaw one time and even said hi, and he keeps coming in with a short muscley black guy or the mangy looking brunette with the unseasonably long sleeves and gloves and that godawful haircut, and she is Not Stupid. 

but being Not Stupid means knowing steve rogers and friends are considered international fugitives, though she thinks for a moment–a breathless, adrenaline-buzzing moment–that they might somehow be here, in her shitty little diner/cafe in her mediocre little city ON PURPOSE–because she is.

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heaven is a place on earth (m)

pairing: shin hoseok | reader
genre/warnings: crossroads demon au, romance, fluff, slight crack, smut; none.
word count: 10,669
description: “Hey there sweetheart, you called? How may I help you today?” Calling upon a crossroads demon might’ve been the best decision you’ve ever made in life. At least until it involves pizza.
a/n: this was too tempting to write… thank @jiminscreaming​ for convincing me to do it.

Originally posted by bunnywonho

Waiting for the pizza to arrive wanes on your patience, and much to your immense displeasure, you can’t help but pout on the floor, hoping that the damn pizza will arrive soon. Not that you would ever complain about Changkyun, but you were certainly considering it from the amount of time he’s been taking to arrive to your place. It isn’t even like he should get lost he’s actually been to your place to deliver pizzas more times than you’d ever admit.

But before you can dial the number to the pizza place just to ask about the status of your pizza, there’s a knock and doorbell at your door which you excitedly rise for and rush toward the door.

Unfortunately, the sight behind it is not Changkyun with your beloved pizza, but a silver and blue-haired demon that you can’t help but glower at despite the confusion you have at seeing him donning a red and white cap with the pizza logo on it or the fact that he’s holding a box of pizza in his hand.

“Wonho, what the hell? Where’s my pizza? If you do not quit your shit, I swear I will find a way to cut your tail off. I don’t even care if you don’t have one either. Grow one or some shit.” You growl the moment he appears in your doorway.

With that goddamn smirk curving on his lips, he replies, “Try it, sweetheart. I like it kinky.”

He’s a demon from your own personal hell, and this is literally speaking.

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binder reminder
  • you are just as beautiful and worthy without
  • at first, it’s good to try to bind only a few hours at a time to let your body get used to it
  • try not to sleep in your binder if you can help it
  • if it hurts, it’s probably too tight
  • it can be tempting to get a size too small, but please don’t!
  • binding damage isn’t just severe discomfort
  • it can permanently damage your body
  • if your binder tends to roll up try either
    sewing fabric to the bottom, to make it longer, so you can tuck it in
  • if your binder presses on your diaphragm and causes discomfort, try cutting a small slit at the bottom of front mid-section
  • ace bandages, tape, and other common forms of binding are discouraged, not for binder companies to earn money, because they can do even more damage than a tight (actual) binder
  • OR layering “sports bras” works too!
  • there are binding bathing suits! (there weren’t when I wanted one)
  • there are tons of blogs, including mine who are open to questions and rants about binding, and the pains & psychological effects it can have on some 
  • you are just as handsome and worthy without
BTS Reacts - Finding Out You’re Super Ticklish

Seokjin: Jin would have found out by accident when he attempts to give you a back rub. As his fingers slide down the valleys of your neck from behind, your shoulders shoot up defensively, guarding it from any further skinship. You yelp, edging away from him in your seat. He brings his fingers away from you in surprise, not without causing your spine to roll in accordance to the accidental sweeping of his fingertips across the length of your back. He had no idea you were this ticklish, and he thinks of your fickle nerves as an endearing quirk. He grins, scrunching up his face to imitate your own, and starts to poke fun at your ticklishness. Even though he would be tempted to tickle you again, he would refrain himself from doing so, treating you like royalty.

“Ah, are the touch of my fingers too much for my princess?”

Yoongi: You would have been the one to start the tickle feud with Min Yoongi. As the both of you are laying in bed, he teases you a little, making you retort by poking his sides. He flinches - he’s ticklish as well - and eventually tries to get back at you by doing the same. You jump at least a few centimeters in the air, almost having rolled off the bed and fallen to the ground. You clench on to your sides, just as shocked as the lazy boy who’s shooting you a naughty smile as he waves an index finger at you. You are always warning people not to get touchy with you - now, he knew why; he personally would be glad to have stumbled upon this secret by accident. He now had a weapon he can use against you, when he wanted something out of you, or when you were trying to tease him.

“Don’t try anything funny again, or I’m going to get tough with you.”

Jimin: When he first discovers your skittish disposition, it would when Bangtan is playing an innocent game of tag in an open field during the downtime of filming one of their special vlogs. When Park Jimin is marked as the tagger for this round, he guns for you immediately. When he catches up to you, his arm takes a hold of your waist in one swoop, causing you to erupt into a fit of giggles since you were ticklish around your stomach. Even after releasing you, you lie still in the grass, simply trying to focus on your breathing because you wouldn’t stop laughing. Jimin would love the sight of this, and your ceaseless laughter would infect him as well, no matter how hard he tries to hold it in. He knows this knowledge was going to come in handy for cheering the both of you up in the future.

“Stop, jagiya - you’re making me laugh too!”

Namjoon: He tries to hug you from behind, but you quickly break free from him - your laughter is like music to his ears. He get confused at first, but would eventually let out a sigh of absolute content once realizing your ticklishness, he loved seeing that smile break out on your face. Aish, this sweetheart is way too cute, he would think to himself as you’re slowly recovering the pace in your breaths. Namjoon would want to keep this peculiarity about you to himself - he knew that the rest of Bangtan wouldn’t be able to keep their hands to themselves if they found out what he’d just discovered about you by accident. He would turn to you with a toothy smile, unable to stop thinking about your naturally charming mannerisms.

“Ah… I can’t un-hear your cute giggling - this is going to be a problem.”

Hoseok: This dancer would have known about your ticklishness long before the two of you hooked up. He discovered it when he tried to tickle you to get you to reveal where you’d hidden his phone, and you almost dropped it onto the ground when he resorted to those methods. Ever since, he’s always used this against you, and it only escalated from there when you got together. Getting to tickle you when he pleased would be the highlight of his day, even if you didn’t particularly enjoy being tortured by it all the time. You still flinch whenever he raises his fingers, pretty much traumatized by his spontaneous urges to get you to laugh. But he isn’t that cruel - he just likes watching you get startled at the thought of his fingers stroking your sides haphazardly.

“Psych! If you stopped being so adorable, I probably wouldn’t do this as much!”

Taehyung: What started out as an innocent slap fight would eventually become the bane of your existence that embodied itself into Kim Taehyung. He sticks his fingers out to grab your swinging hands, but because of all your flailing around, they end up jabbing your underarms, causing you to draw back so fast that you almost fall backward from the sheer momentum. Tae catches you and bursts into laughter himself. He would thoroughly enjoy watching you squirm just from a simple graze across the skin of your body. This would be the first of the billion times that he would tickle you in the future, and he wouldn’t be afraid to do it in public - even if it meant that you would collapse onto the ground in a sobbing (but happy) mess. He would wish he could have found this out about you sooner - now, you’re going to get what you deserved.

“You tried to hide this from me? Prepare for a hundred years worth of laughter as punishment!”

Jungkook: Kook would discover this eccentricity of yours through the help of a friend, Park Jimin. Being Jungkook’s partner, Jimin grew to be a close friend to you as well. The three of you are hanging out one day, and you’re casually texting your friend on your phone. When you notice Jimin’s prying eyes, you tell him that if he doesn’t stop, you’d burn all the clothes in his closet. He grins cheekily, prodding your waist, sending a shock throughout your body as you jerk to the side erratically. ‘Yah, you know I’m ticklish, stop it!’, you exclaim.  Kook gives the both of you a suspicious glance before Jimin confesses to finding out about your weakness awhile back by complete coincidence. Kook would be slightly disappointed by this revelation, but would shrug it off. He stares straight into your eyes as he says this:

“You let Jimin tickle you before I got to do it? You’re going to get it when we reach home.”

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

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