this was supposed to be a gif,but fuck it i’m tired and it was sitting there annoying me for the past 5 months,mocking me…
the whole idea is that loki was too traumatized by the fact that he was jotun he locked himself in his rooms and started to wear a mask,much like the lady in “little nightmares” because goddamn she looked awesome,so yeah.
Tom spends your birthday with you and treats you the best he can. He takes you to your favorite diner for breakfast and takes you shopping and out looking for cool things in the city. You find a cool little thrift store and buy little posters to decorate your flat.
He takes you to lunch and let’s you pick out which sandwich shop to go to. Tom holds your hand and just hangs out with you and tries to make you smile and laugh.
After shopping all day and walking all day he takes you home to make you dinner and the two of you finish the night watching movies and cuddling, making it such a quality day.
i made this bc this would be an ideal birthday with tom and it was my birthday (aug 16) and i would love this and i had a great day even though you don’t care but yay :)
More Destiel with lots of smut. No three-ways. Thanks
Honestly at this point I’m not sure if you’re trying to goad me into writing more threesomes, because I’m like a cat that does exactly what you don’t want it to do, or if you genuinely think I’d change my writing habits. But I mean, Destiel is one of the most popular ships in the game man, there’s plenty straight up Destiel smut elsewhere?
Y’all know how protective of my poly ships I am. Hey guys, all my followers who love the poly ships, send me some of your favorite OT3′s or headcanons or dirty fantasties, maybe? <3
A one and a half year old crawls into Mortimers room, drooling and giggling before happily screeching, "DAAAAAA." It's Anastasia. And Ryker is nowhere in sight.
Mortimer turns quickly from doing… something… and sees the child crawl from what seems to be nowhere. He jumps in the air from being startled; his hand covers his mouth, eyes wide. What the hell was a BABY doing in his room?… He hesitantly inches closer to the little girl, the baby squealing in delight at the funny man. He takes a shuddering breath, picking her up and clutching her to his chest in protectiveness, head swiveling around to look for a guardian of some sort. Where the hell did she come from?!? He unconsciously bounces the baby in his arms, thinking of what the fuck he was going to do.
So, Barton and his wife are going out of town this weekend and wanted to know if we could take care of the kids.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that is a big responsibility. What do we know about children?
I am leaving. Spider suit?
(hands Peter the suit) I swear you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on. (To Steve) I don't know the first thing about taking care of a child. (To Peter) Where is your jacket? It's cold outside.
Here take mine. (To Steve) Kids are a lot of work.
As much as i love the cult ending stuff, i also love the idea of Joseph actually being a real sweet guy.
None of the cult stuff, he’s a regular dad with a failing marriage and a lot of stress and all he wants is to escape life and go to the Bahamas and sail his boat and drink fruity alcohol, the guy is probably having a mid-life crisis, tbh.
His wife flirts with other men, is an alcoholic, snaps at him. He’s not much better than her, he snaps as well and pursues a romance with the New Dad On The Block, but neither of them want eachother anymore, and its written to be very blatantly obvious that they are both terrible for eachother.
I want to imagine a good ending where Mary and Joseph do split, on good terms. Where Amanda’s gone off to college and Joseph stays with you in your house. Where he gets partial custody of his kids and they visit on weekends and holidays and during the week whenever. Where you give the twins more fodder for their creepy charade and chris opens up to you, and you finally get to meet his toddler, crish.
Joseph takes you out on his boat and you have margaritas on the deck together and he teaches you about rigging the sails. He kisses you a lot and he casually puts an arm around your waist and he smiles and you know its a real smile not just a facade.
He’s still the Cool Youth Pastor, and you help him with the dances and the bake sales. Sometimes you sit in when he’s doing bible study with the kids, you help pass out snacks, you help him coordinate vacation bible school in the summer. In the evenings he sits in the living room on a recliner and reads the good book, with his reading glasses sliding down his nose.
And once every now and then you both scrape up enough money for a real vacation to the keys or the caribbean or wherever. You go to the real Margaritaville and live on island time for a week or so. You stay in a cute hut on the water like in the sandals commercials, walk on the beach, have a romantic dinner, and he takes you back to your suite and you both have a slow romantic evening in bed.
You can tell he’s happy being with you, and even after years he still makes your heart skip a beat.