this was supposed to be a hair selfie

imagine MC ends up with 707, and she leaves the house one day but leaves her phone

*707 sees the phone an automatically has an idea*
*he goes into your bedroom, and puts on your signature sweater and leggings*
*he pulls a wig that almost exactly resembles your hair*
*he takes your phone, poses, and takes a picture in the mirror and sends it in the group chat*
Zen: I hope this isn’t out of line but,,,,, you look so beautiful MC. Seven is a lucky man.
Jumin: Indeed he is, she is a very elegant lady.
Jaehee: MC, weren’t you supposed to be going out today?
Yoosung: *doesn’t say anything because he KNOWS it’s 707. He’s gotten enough of his girl selfies to know.*
*Seven sends another selfie,, but it’s without the wig and he’s blowing a kiss*
*jumin has left the chat*
*jaehee has left the chat*
Zen: SEVEN WHY. WHYY DO Yo u DO THeS E THINGS
Yoosung: I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. YOU C An’T FOOL ME ANYMORE 707

////mission accomplished, agent 707 out////

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Prompto taking two-person selfies with each of the bros, not just Nᴏctis.

Selfies with Ignis often catch Ignis with a relaxed smile on his face, hand raised in a half-wave. Sometimes he takes his glasses off like he does in his solo photos. Ignis appreciates when Prompto wants to take a picture with him and always tries to look good for the camera (quickly combing his hair with his hand, straightening his clothes, nothing too big) and Prompto tells him to relax. “Selfies are supposed to be casual!” Nonetheless, Ignis keeps preening himself before a photo. On occasion, Prompto catches him off guard and takes a selfie with him. He always finds Ignis’ expression in those hilarious.

Selfies with Gladio are always silly, always lighthearted. Hell, Gladio sometimes will interrupt Prompto while he’s choosing the perfect angle and join in. When Prompto asks him to join in for a selfie, Gladio’s always willing to pose for a photo. A typical Prompto-Gladio selfie consists of Gladio giving the camera a thumbs-up with a big grin on his face as he sneaks bunny ears behind Prompto. Whenever Prompto spots these when they’re back at camp, he gives a groan. “Dude, can you not?” Gladio just lets out a hearty laugh. Nonetheless, selfies with Gladio are common. A lot of the time, Prompto miscalculates Gladio’s size and his–or Gladio’s!– face is cut off. Prompto chuckles nervously and quickly deletes these. 

Boy’s Night: ReggiexReader! Mini Fic Part 1

hey guys! here’s another reggie oneshot :) feedback in my ask would be appreciated! edit: i decided to make this into a mini fic so if you want a part 3 with smut, lemme know!

Summary: Drunk Reggie texts when he’s at the bar with the bulldogs!

Warnings: Swearing. Mentions of alcohol.

PART TWO HERE.

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i never wear color so i thought i’d share this rare selfie :)

also, any ideas for my next hair color?

Okay so notes about those new aliens:

- I cannot.. tell… if those are hats or part of their heads. Like I think I come to a conclusion then I look at another one and change my mind?? I am, hesitantly, leaning towards those being biological solely for the fact of those horns looking real

- from what I can tell from the crowd, green hair is the most common, but there’s aliens with red, blue, and white hair as well

- most of them dress in earthy tones, a handful with more red thrown in, and the three I’m taking to be the leaders dress in blues and golds

- those cute little cones on the sides of their heads all have a base with yellow and the tops being their marking color!! It’s adorable I’m gonna cry

- from what we can see from the trailer all the ones without hair protruding from their hat helmet head things are supposed to be read as male so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @ bottom left of lances selfie

- we see a mural/carving/whatever that’s very similar to the lion goddess on arus, except it’s actually of voltron this time. Idk if that means anything bigger than “the artists used the same art style for ancient art of two completely different civilizations” but I’m hoping it’s bigger than that

- these aliens are very cute and I am COUNTING on this fandom to make a trend of -sonas for them. I want that content snap snap

But That’s All One

Here’s a little piece of fluff. Had an image in my mind, and I can’t draw, so I had to work it into a little story, instead. Ah well.

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“Uh oh. Here it comes.”

Shepard followed Kaidan’s gaze upwards just in time for a single fat raindrop to hit him square in the eye.

“I told you,” Kaidan chuckled, bumping Shepard’s shoulder. “You don’t gamble with rain in this city, Shepard.”

John gave his husband a grizzled frown, trying to wink the raindrop out of his eye lashes. The sidewalk was becoming mottled, and the sound of the rain on high-rise windows was beginning to drown out the hum of the traffic further downtown.

“Shoot, sorry.” Shepard awkwardly tried to twist the top of his grocery satchel to protect the two fresh baguettes they’d bought because ‘that’s just what you’re supposed to buy when you go to the grocery store, right?’

“’Let’s just walk,’” Kaidan smirked, mimicking Shepard’s voice. “’It won’t rain for a while yet. We don’t need umbrellas. Just a short walk!’”

“Alright, I get it.”

Shepard had finally managed to sleep past 5 that morning, and when he woke up, he couldn’t believe the clock readout saying 8am: there was only a thin, gray light sneaking in around the curtains from outside. He stood at the window, looking out at the overcast sky and the fog-muffled city, the warmth of Kaidan at his back and his sleepy husband’s chin on his shoulder.

It was at that moment he decided they needed to walk to the store for their groceries.

“It’s been a long time since I’ve been around real weather,” Shepard grumbled, fussing to turn up Kaidan’s collar against the rain. Kaidan batted his hand away with a smile and smoothed the collar back down. “Always in the Mako, or a hardsuit. Or on the Citadel. Or dead.” He took Kaidan’s elbow and hustled him in the direction of home.

“I know, I know.” Kaidan shook himself free and took Shepard’s hand in his instead. “I don’t mind walking in the rain. Heh, gotten plenty of practice.”

“Used to hate rain like this, but now…”

But now he didn’t live on the street. Whether or not it was raining didn’t mean he would be out of a job that night. Now rain meant better crop yield, meant the atmospheric processors were still working, mean that life was still going on.

Now he lived in the city, in a high-rise apartment. With Kaidan Alenko. Now he watched the rain with arms around him, smiling as much at his own reflection in the glass as the rolling clouds beyond it.

“But now you’ve got someone to help you out of your wet clothes.” Kaidan brought Shepard’s hand to his lips, laid a kiss as light as a drop of rain on the knuckles. “And plenty of dry clothes to change into. We’ll be fine.”

“No,” Shepard shook his head, looked back down the blocks towards the store they’d left. “I can fix this. Hang on.”

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HOGWARTS BLACKOUT 3.0

klance being in a long distance relationship and meeting for the first time
aka ive been in kinda a shitty mood today, so i wanted to write some happy

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Today is the day. The day to end all days. The day that Lance has both been dreading and anxiously awaiting. The day that put his stomach is in knots, but heart flutter happily. That plastered a smile on his face, but created a sheen of sweat at his brow.

Okay, but backstory. 

Lance meet Keith in a fairly big group chat of astrology nerds. At the time, Lance had a love for the stars, but never really studied them. He knew some names, he knew basic facts, but he never knew the nitty gritty, nor did he have much of a desire to. That was until he was added to the group chat by Hunk, his resident Best Friend Forever. 

You see, in said group chat, there was a user by the name of Xx_flamingknives_xX . Shitty name, right? Plus the emo “Xx,” like that’s just a disaster waiting to happen. But that’s beside the point.

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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S1. )

❛ hey ghosts! tousle my hair!

❛ will you haunt me for the rest of my life?

so —– so this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions. ❜ 

❛ that’s not creepy? that didn’t make your spine tingle a little bit? ❜  

❛ I’m just gonna’ get the fuckin’ holy water. ❜

❛ hell is supposed to be an awful place, I image the place is terribly maintained. ❜

❛ fuck that demon, he’s white washing the history of this house.❜

❛ should we poke it with a stick? ❜ 

❛ I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument. ❜

❛ oh shit, what up! I’m takin’ a selfie with some demons, yo! ❜ 

❛ jesus said chill. ❜

❛ you’re looking for me while grunting like a zombie!

❛ they’re really just getting boned by fate right now. ❜

❛ gimme a little purple nerple or something, lets have some fun.❜

❛ holy shit balls! ❜ 

❛ why i’m walking here by my fuckin’ self is beyond me. ❜   

❛ I just love seein’ ya’ squirm!

❛ well this seems all horrible and awful in general. ❜ 

❛ if you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya. ❜ 

❛ put it on wikipedia and lets leave. ❜ 

❛ I bet I could squeeze an apple till it exploded. ❜   

❛ here we go! rock and roll buckaroo! ❜

❛ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ❜

❛ that demon’s racist!

❛ those are some chunky paws on our daughter. ❜

❛ don’t be bruce willis from die hard. ❜ 

❛ your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting it drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that. ❜

❛ I wanna see this girl eat some spiders. ❜ 

❛ that’s a real thing, pal. ❜

not jack nicholson, he was too cartoonish. ❜ 

❛ joke’s on them no bed to shake. ❜

❛ he’s exactly what’s wrong with hollywood! ❜   

❛ my fuckin’ hard-on exploded. ❜

( wheeze ) ❜    

This was supposed to be included in the PJO girls line up, but since I got lazy, I’m just choosing the girls I wanna draw in clothes I think they’d wear! So here’s Piper, I feel like she’d be a little bit into hipster fashion, but since she’s not big into looks, she would wear something practical and manage to look good. I also can’t decide how to draw Piper’s hair! I like she short choppy hair I gave her in the selfie picture, but I couldn’t draw it right. At the same time I think one of the books state that Piper has at least shoulder length hair.