this was such a secret quicky

The thing I love most about Jesse and Genji confirmed to be in Blackwatch together is that they’ve lived such diametrically opposite lives the likelihood of shenanigans just bursts through the roof so fast that it’s gonna give Gabriel a migraine practically 24/7.

Genji was a spoilt ninja rich kid so he tells McCree the benefits of exfoliating, how to kill a man with those huge thighs, to properly wear a suit and ball dance while undercover, make every cocktail known to man, and that there’s the way the military uses knives and the ways ninjas use knives.

Jesse McCree was a gang member in his teens and then lived in the military so he shows Genji how to actually use a kitchen, to fix vehicle engines while under fire, the many virtues of dishonorable fighting, make field rations edible, and dealing with the inevitable guilt and loss that comes with fighting in an army.

I just like the idea of these two guys making deep impressions on each other that blend into their personal styles of fighting and what type of people they eventually grow up into being.

Secretly dating Steve Rogers:

Originally posted by imultifandomstuff

Some NSFW content below

• You are dating Steve for about six months now and you are part of the staff working for the Avengers in the new compound.
• You keep this relationship a secret because the super soldier is technically your boss and you both want to stay very professional, avoiding some delicate situations.
• You both try to keep a straight face when you see each other at work.
• Him actually swearing like a sailor. Basically, he’s always been the one who swears too much in the team and you like teasing him about it.
• Steve calling you ‘Agent’ and you, calling him 'Captain’. Sometimes, your tone may sound very suggestive to his ears, so you cough and walk away.
• At this moment, your boyfriend excuses himself and joins you casually…
• Quickies ensue everywhere: restroom, office, gym… and Quinjet. Everywhere.
• Passionate sex.
• Quiet sex. You’re still trying to not moan, though.
• You both stop yourselves from kissing when you are in the same room as your coworkers.
• Sweet pecks when nobody is around like he can’t help it.
• Slapping or groping his butt when you walk past him.
 - “Nice ass, Captain.”
• Steve trying to keep his composure when he sees you biting your lip as you work.
• You always spend too much time in the training room because your boyfriend working out is a real beautiful sight offered by the heavens. He isn’t a walking pair of muscles, though.
• Spending secret moments on the roofs when you are sure you would have peace:
 - “This is beautiful.”
 - “The sky isn’t as beautiful as you are.”
 - “Aww, Steve.”
 - “Stop laughing!”
• Making out!
• Begging Steve to bring the stealth suit at home.
• Feeling like you are hiding your boyfriend from your over protective parents and that makes you giggle all the time, which he thinks is the most adorable sound in the world.
• You, playing footsie and you know exactly when you have to.
• Him surpassing the urge of punching Tony when he sees him flirting with you. Let’s be honest, that’s in Tony’s nature, so it’s harmless. Nothing serious.
• Staying away from each other during the billionaire’s fancy parties, yet when everyone is very drunk enough, you stay glued to Steve and just act like a normal couple: laughing, kissing and holding hands.
• The first time he said: I love you was simply whispered softly in your ear, just as he was passing by the same hallway.
• At this moment, you dropped every paper you had in hands and rushed to join him casually…
• Lots of makeup to cover up the hickeys and other love bites.
• Putting on your best unemotional face when you see him coming back from a mission exhausted or injured.
 - “I’m fine, Y/N. Get back to work; I’ll be there when you come home.”
 - “Are you sure?”
 - “Yes. Now, go before I have to suspend you for flirting with a superior.”
 - “Oh, yeah?”
• Sharing an apartment outside the compound, but you obviously keep your previous address in your records.
• The team actually knows about your secret since the beginning, but they decide to act like they don’t know because you two are pathetically funny to watch.


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Masterlist Updated

Smut:

Mean Fuck (Frat Niall Smut)

Dirty Dare (Michael Clifford Smut)

Drunken State (Luke Hemmings Smut)

Wake Up Call (Niall Horan Smut)

Daddy Kink (Ashton Irwin Smut)

Home (Larry Smut)

White Secret (Calum Smut)

Mini Skirt (NIall Daddy Kink Smut)

Unusual First Night (Niall Smut)

Succumbing To The Prick (Niall Smut)

Preference And Imagines:

He Hears You Sing (5SOS 4/4 Imagine)

Backstage Quickie (1D 4/4 Preference)

Cuddles (Larry Stylinson Imagine)

CEO!Michael Short Imagine

Calum Hood Blurb!

Midnight Snack (5SOS 4/4 Imagine)

How He Kisses You (5SOS 4/4 Imagine)

Bad Internet Connection Makes Him Thinks You Didn’t Care (Lashton 2/4 Imagine)

How You Met Calum

How You Met Michael

How You Met Luke

How You Met Ashton

Morning Preference (5SOS 4/4 Imagine)

Snowy Day (5SOS 4/4 Preference)

He Walks In On You Changing (Cashton)

You Guys Dine With His Family (5SOS Preference 4/4)

He Founds Out You’re Extremely Ticklish (5SOS Preference 4/4)

Cute Tweet Wars (Cashton)

Football Girl (Niall Imagine)

Jealous - Nick Jonas (Luke Imagine)

Disney World (Father Ashton Imagine)

Happier (any of them sad imagine)

Fanfiction:

Hot Cocoa, Marhsmallow and Harry Styles (Harry Styles Fanfiction)

anonymous asked:

Hello! Can I make a request? I saw somebody else do this & i couldn't help requesting it here because I love your writing! RFA + V & Saeran 7 minutes in heaven? Huehuehue 🌚

(●♡∀♡) Ooooh!

This might be a little self indulgent. Also, I’m assuming this is a spin the bottle type game? Or it is now in this hc post.


Zen

- His huge ass grin when the bottle landed on you and everyone else’s groans made your face completely red, but you followed him along in the closet anyway.

- I mean…He was a gentlemen, right?

- As soon as the door closed, you were pinned against the wall, blushing furiously as he leaned down to whisper in your ear

- “We don’t have to go too far, princess, but I would love to kiss you.”

- “I- Okay. Yeah, okay.”

- Part of you couldn’t believe he was asking you permission, but it was nice he was willing to at least make sure you were okay with this.

- It was sweet at first- He tipped your chin up, lightly brushed his lips against yours before placing a soft kiss on you. 

- But as you kissed him back, it just got deeper and deeper.

- Soon you had your body flush against him, feeling his half-hard cock against your thigh as you slipped your tongue in between his lips, teasing him with a light nip on his bottom lip

- You even managed to get him to let out a low groan that sent a fast shot of nerves right to your crotch.

- “Whoa whoa whoa, break it up you two.”

- Seven had opened the door while the two of you were, erm, busy. Zen instantly pulled away, a light blush on his cheeks as he cleared his throat.

- You could see Yoosung moping and Jumin looking pissed in the background, Seven just waggling his eyebrows at the two of you.

- Part of you wanted to smack him for being so dumb, but you ended up stepping out and instantly pulling your phone out.

- As the bottle spinned again, you saw Zen pull his own phone out and that blush deepen at the message you had sent him

- Like hell you were going to let just seven minutes be the end of it.

Jumin

- He was so smug when you were chosen to go in with him. Zen was yelling and trying to make excuses for you to not go in with the ‘trust fund jerk’, but when you told him to hush, you almost made Jumin grin as Zen nearly lost it

- He let you step in first, closing the door behind the two of you. Before you could even have a coherent thought about the situation, he had you pulled to him and his lips greedily on yours.

- When you made a surprised noise, he pulled back a bit.

- “Is this what were supposed to do?”

- “W-Well, yes-”

- “Good, we only have a few minutes.”

- He started kissing you again, nipping your lips and starting to kiss down your neck as his hand slipped under the band of your pants-

- “Jumin!” You scolded him instantly, clutching his forearm as his middle finger slipped in between your legs and started teasing your clit

- “We have a few more minute-”

- You let out a gasp as a shudder ran through your body. How in the hell was he so stoic through all of this?

- You felt his breath against your neck as he attempted to say something else, but the door opened before he could.

- “Bzzt, times- Oooohoho shit.”

- Jumin just reached for the door handle, pulling it closed and holding it as Seven and the others started a fuss

- You ended up laughing, finally finding it in you to pull his hand out of your pants, giving him one last peck on the cheek.

Seven

- You nearly joined everyone in a groan when the bottle landed on him as he let out a doofy grin

- But, you smiled as you joined him in the closet. Yes, he was basically a living meme, but he was sweet and cute, too.

- The door closed, and you could hear how nervous he was in the little laugh he let out

- “So, Mc, whatcha going to do now?”

- You rolled your eyes, but pulled him a bit closer to you and planted a kiss on his cheek

- Okay, you missed a bit in the dark and felt your nose hit the frame of his glasses, but you kissed his face and counted that as a win

- He laughed a bit, cupping your face in his hands and managing to meet your lips with his own. Nothing hardcore, just a sweet and gentle kiss.

- “Have I told you how soft you are, mc?”

- “… I would find a better way to word that, Seven.”

- “Softer than our precious Elly~”

- “Seven.”

- You felt his breath against your lips as he chuckled before kissing you again, letting it last a bit longer

- Even though he was such a dork, his kisses were so sweet and careful. 

- You returned his kiss, and soon the two of you were starting a string of soft kisses.

- … Until the door flew open with a stern Zen interrupting the two of you.

- “Alright, alright, it’s been seven minutes!”

_” Oh, you misunderstood the name of the game, Zen. It’s minutes with Seven, so there’s not a time-”

- “Out.”

- The two of you laughed, but you both left the closet. Though, you made sure to grab his hand and make him sit next to you afterwards. 

Jaehee

- As soon as the two of you were shoved in the closet, you could just imagine how stiff she was due to nerves

- (Was she going to kill Seven? Yes. Right when she got out? Yes.)

- She certainly wasn’t going to do anything, but that didn’t mean you weren’t going to

- Carefully, you slipped a hand in hers. When she gave your hand a squeeze back, you slipped your other around her neck, pulling her closer to you and giving her a soft kiss on her lips.

- She froze, but after a few more soft pecks, she started returning them.

- It was awkward, clumsy due to the dark, but after a bit you pulled away and giggled, still holding onto her hand

- “M-Mc, you didn’t have to-”

- “You’re too cute, I wanted you to relax a bit.”

- She clammed up, but you knew she was blushing. 

- The two of you ended up just holding hands for a bit longer, and then Seven slammed open the door with a loud “BZZT!”

- (Seven may or may not have gotten socked right in the gut)

Yoosung

- When the bottle landed on you, Yoosung turned such a bright red. Seven pushed the both of you towards the closet, and once you got in Yoosung was rigid with nerves.

- “Mc, you don’t-”

- “Shh, it’s fine, Yoosung.”

- Your hands found his, and you could nearly feel the heat radiating off his cheeks

- Apparently the both of you moved to kiss at the same time, resulting in the two of you bumping noses. You pulled back and giggled, Yoosung letting out a shy little laugh in return

- You cupped his cheeks, pulling him towards you more carefully now, planting a soft but decent kiss on his lips.

- He clumsily returned it, his hands finding your hips and pulling you a bit closer.

- After a few kisses, he was starting to get the hang of it a bit, but he froze with a small yelp as you nipped at his bottom lip

- (Okay, might have moved a bit too fast there)

- He pulled back a bit, his hands leaving your hips.

- “W-Was that okay?”

- Your hand found his and gave it a squeeze. “Yeah, that was good.”

- “I haven’t really…You know.”

- “That’s okay, I mean we can always practice.”

- When Seven opened the door, you got to see how red Yoosung’s face had gotten from that, and it was hard not to giggle.

V

- No one really objected when the two of you were going in the closet. Not even Yoosung, but he did look a tad grumpy

- V, however, was blushing like mad. As soon as the door closed, he was going on and on. “Mc, you don’t have to do anything, it’s alright, don’t feel pressured. We can just talk.”

- You ignored his anxious ramblings, slipping to your knees, lifting his shirt up a bit, and placing a kiss right above the waistband of his pants.

- He let out a soft gasp, instantly covering his mouth. You could tell he wanted to say more, to insist that you didn’t have to do a thing, but you’d be damned if you weren’t going to continue.

- A few teasing nips and you unzipped his pants, pulling them down enough to slip his half-hard cock from his boxers. You felt a blush creep up to your cheeks with the realization you were going to finally give this man a blowjob, but you shook it off, giving his cock a few pumps to get it to stand at full attention

- He let out a strangled and low moan, trying his best to keep quiet. You could hear him start to whimper your name, but you didn’t give him a chance to finish before you slipped the head of his cock in your mouth

- You knew you were running short on time, but you were desperate in making this feel amazing for him. When was the last time he was able to fully relax?

- You started pumping your hand along his length as you bobbed your head, sucking on his tip and loving his free hand wrapped desperately in your hair

- You could feel him straining to stop himself from thrusting into your mouth, so you let your hands rest and hold his hips as you finally took him fully in.

- God the sound he made

- It didn’t take long for you to taste a hot and salty liquid in your mouth, his nails digging into your scalp as he struggled to keep his groans quiet enough. When his grip loosened, you teasingly and slowly pulled his cock out of your mouth, loving the little whimper he let out.

- You stood up as he quickly pulled his pants back up, both of you thankful he was able to right before Seven pulled the door open with an annoying sound

- You just smiled and left the closet, V still leaning against the wall with a stunned blush on his cheeks

Saeran

- As soon as the two of you were in the closet, he had you pinned, your chest flush against the wall.

- “Do you think we could sneak a quickie?” He teased, his hands already fumbling with your pants as he grinded against your ass

- Sure, the two of you may or may not have been seeing each other in secret… And you might have been teasing him through text during Seven’s silly RFA afterparty….

- But you weren’t expecting him to already be raring to go, jfc

- You bit your lip as he tugged your panties down, his lips teasing at your sensitive neck.

- “Try to stay quiet.”

- You didn’t get a chance to respond before he slipped the head of his cock between your wet folds, rubbing it against your clit before finally moving back a tad and pushing inside you

- You started to let out a groan before moving clamping a hand over your mouth

- Saeran wasted no time in trying to get you to come as quickly and as hard as possible. One hand kept your hip in place as the other reached around to rub your clit. The two of you didn’t have long befor-

- “Bzzz-OOOKAY!”

- As quickly as the door had opened, you only caught a glimpse of a surprised Seven before the door was slammed shut.

- Saeran only paused for a moment, a bit surprised at how fast seven minutes had came and gone, but he wasted no time in starting his pace back up

- Guess the two of you had all the time you needed, now.

100 Kinks (NSFW)

I’ve seen a lot of these around but I wanted to make like a super challenge. Some of these will have been seen before in other challenges. You can add or change kinks, change the order, do one pairing or a few. Interpret this in whatever way you want. Some of the things on here you might not have heard of so there will be a link attached to it to explain what it is. If you post your art/writing/ect on here, please tag it as 100kinks so I can see what you guys come up with. Enjoy! Here is the list of explained ones but they the link will also be next to the kink. (X)

  1. Kissing
  2. Discovering boundaries (making rules ect)
  3. On the sofa
  4. Masturbation
  5. Bodily fluids
  6. Oral sex
  7. Something new
  8. Romantic evening
  9. First time
  10. Blindfolds
  11. No speaking (only using body language)
  12. Sex game (e.g. first to come loses)
  13. One catches the other Masturbating
  14. Sex toys
  15. Surprise sex
  16. Dry humping
  17. Teasing
  18. Opposite sex (e.g. change who gives and receives)
  19. Almost getting caught
  20. Break up/make up sex
  21. Clubbing (as in night club, unless you’re really kinky)
  22. Spanking
  23. Dirty talk
  24. Rimming
  25. Correcting each other’s technique
  26. Not usual clothing/dress up
  27. Inappropriate location
  28. Gags
  29. In the bath/shower
  30. Phone sex
  31. Fully clothed
  32. Skype/web cam sex
  33. Morning sex
  34. Voyeurism
  35. Public/semi public sex
  36. Against the wall
  37. Pain/sensation play
  38. Medical play
  39. Creative sexual positions
  40. Cross-dressing
  41. Spontaneous sex
  42. Double penetration
  43. Bad sex/goes wrong
  44. Casual sex
  45. Pushing boundaries (comfort zone, maybe like a sequel to 2.)
  46. Unique to the pairing
  47. Bondage
  48. I love you
  49. Chair sex
  50. Loud sex/knowing someone can hear
  51. Telling each other a kink and doing them
  52. Fisting
  53. Mirror
  54. Writing a smut fic to each other and reading it to them
  55. In a really dirty place (like a public toilet)
  56. Food
  57. A third person watches them
  58. Sensory deprivation
  59. Leather and metal
  60. Breath play
  61. Dom/sub
  62. Comfort sex
  63. Getting caught
  64. Explaining their relationship to someone who didn’t know
  65. Fight sex
  66. Outdoors
  67. Threesome/group sex
  68. Filming themselves
  69. Involving a hooker (prostitute)
  70. After an injury
  71. Hot and cold play
  72. No foreplay
  73. Spider walking
  74. In/by a Swimming pool
  75. Inventing a secret sex language to use in public
  76. Smutty/sloppy/dirty sex
  77. Sex toys (extreme)
  78. Birthday surprise
  79. Calming the others anger (with sex)
  80. Sex machine
  81. Drunk
  82. Humiliation kink
  83. Quickies
  84. Needy, clingy sex
  85. Wake up In the middle of the night and have sex (then go back to sleep)
  86. Really rough, shove-y  sex
  87. No pain, just pleasure
  88. Sex marathon
  89. On a plane
  90. Bizarre kink
  91. In the dark (with or without torch)
  92. By the fire
  93. Christmas
  94. Silly giggly sex
  95. Plugs
  96. While one of them is on the phone
  97. The others birthday
  98. Restrained sex (not necessarily bondage)
  99. Tantric sex
  100. Repeating their favourite kink
“Do We Have To?”

Summary: Bucky keeps ripping your panties. You take him to Victoria`s Secret to buy some more.

Word Count: 460

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: fluffiness, illusions to smut

A/N: okay, my first fic got a lot of love, so i wrote this fluffy drabble! please leave feedback! drop a request in my ask box if you want! ill tag a few of my favorite blogs at the bottom. *Part 2 is posted*


Originally posted by itsjustmycrazyvibe

“Bucky! C’mon you know that was my last pair!”

 “I’m sorry baby. I just couldn’t wait. I will buy you all new pairs. I promise!” Bucky used his classic puppy dog eyes and signature pout. He knew you could never say to him when he made that face.

 “Fine. But we are going now. Let’s go, get your pants back on. I`ll be in the car.”

 “B-but y/n, if you can’t tell I gotta little problem. Just please we can have a quickie then we can go.”

 “No Bucky, we are leaving now, if you`re good then I might make it up to you in the new lingerie I will be buying!”

“Oh Doll, now you`re speakin` my language! Let’s go!”    

One Car Ride Later…

               Bucky walked in to Victoria`s secret not realizing what he had just gotten himself into. He was overwhelmed with the amount of lace and silk in every corner of the store. He had no idea that there were that many styles of panties! He didn’t understand how girls could walk around with strings up their asses all day. He was scared, confused, and intrigued all at once.

 “Bucky, baby, this way. I need to pick out the ones over here. You can help me if you want.”

You spoke with a smirk on your face. You knew he was going to go crazy over the styles you picked. His favorite pair you have ever owned were the lace cheekies he ripped on your first time being intimate together.

  “D-doll, there are so many colors and styles. Just pick whatever you want, y/n. I will gladly buy them. Maybe you should get this.”

He picked up a lacey black corset that went with a silk robe. You knew the exact reason he picked the outfit. Your two-year anniversary was coming up and he had planned on a fancy dinner and not leaving the bed for the rest of the night and the following day.

You giggled quietly, pulling the outfit from his hands to add to your haul. You had picked out some boy shorts, cheeky panties you knew he already loved, a couple lace thongs knowing he would be very much into them, and of course panties just for your period. No one wears fancy panties on their period!

 “Okay babe, you ready to go? I think I have everything I need.”

You started walking over to the cashier when Bucky stopped you to whisper into your ear,

 “Maybe you should try them on first. I mean we have to see if they fit.”

You could feel the smirk on his lips. You quickly grabbed his hand and led him to the fitting rooms. You knew you would have to buy everything in your bag.

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Imagine...Being in a secret relationship with Remus and him fucking you in a house full of members of the Order

Characters: Y/n, Remus, Molly, Sirius, Hermione

Pairing: Remus x Y/n (FEMALE READER)

Warnings: Mostly smut, quickie, regular smut, unprotected sex, fluff and…crack? Iunno…basically all smut…

Word count: 980

Summary: Remus drags you around the giant house until you find the perfect room.

A/N: Ok, so…requested fic by anon-Would you be willing to do a Lupin x Female Reader smutty fic where they have a big age difference (like the way he and Tonks did)? Lupin x Reader requester - Maybe at Sirius’ house, she’s part of the Order or something like that? They stay late after a meeting to help clean up, end up getting side tracked? Ok, so I didn’t do the whole cleaning thing and just did straight up smut. Also, sorry this took sooo long!! Hope u like it!!

Tagged peeps: @helvonasche @notnaturalanahi @wayward-mirage @chelsea072498 @the-latina-trickster @aingealcethlenn @lucifer-in-leather @professsionalsinner @kumaartz @lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @daddysxlittlexsunshine @moose-andnotmoose @wonderange @becaamm @mogaruke @aiaranradnay @bloodstained-porcelain-doll

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“Seriously? Now?”

Remus smirked, grabbing your hand and dragging you up the stairs of the giant house.

You knew it was a bad idea.

The entire house was filled with members of the Order.

Harry, Ron and Hermione were here.

Not to mention the twins.

If either of those morons caught you, you knew your secret would be out.

And you had no intentions of listening to everyone lecturing you for sleeping with a man who’d been your teacher less than two years ago.

“What if someone catches us?” you hissed, looking around and praying no one was watching right now.

“They won’t, y/n. Stop worrying and get in here”.

He opened a door, switching the dim lightbulb on to reveal the room full of old coats and shoes.

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MASTERLSIT Magcon and Omaha squad UPDATED... AGAIN.

CAMERON: six flags

fame pt. 1 & 2

party smut

caught smut

helping hand

secret lovers

she can’t have you

shh smut

spicing it up (foursome with jack and jack and nash)

club sex

teasing

he’s not for me

I missed you (daddy!kink)

he gets jealous of Gilinsky

truth or dare

dance practice

I’ll take care of you

not as heartless as you think

Abusive boyfriend

baby blurp

dry sex

she’s a cheater

Punished

NASH :
fight

stress relief

Skylynn doesn’t like you

you can’t have him

cheaters, smut 3some with taylor

I missed you smut

bike ride smut

truth or dare

playing hard to get

spicing it up

silent treatment

me, or the fan?

You’re mine

she’s a cheater


SAMMY:

abusive relationship

baby sammy

playing hard to get

cancer, sad


tease smut

game over

NATE: friends to lovers

MATTHEW: football game smut

before practice quickie

anniversary blurp

stress relief smut

JACK JOHNSON:

spicing it up

the feelings are mutual

JACK GILINSKY:

bad girl smut

jealous much?

busted smut

spicing it up

surprise

I’m not ready

couple moment

game over

our baby part 2

Our baby part 1

HAYES GRIER:

you cheated on him with nash and Taylor

caught

AARON CARPENTER :

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I missed you smut

TAYLOR CANIFF

truth or dare

drunken mistake

((Preferences))

his favorite thing about you

how he knows You’re in the mood

The Grass is Always Green (TG Quickie)

               Eric finished off Madison with a massive shot of cum that made her squeal.

               “Holy shit!” Madison squealed. “It’s so fucking good!”

As far as Madison was aware, Eric was a perfect boyfriend, but Eric hadn’t just had his fun with Madison. No, Eric had many, many girlfriends, all he could perfectly coordinate so he was never forced to reveal his horrid secret. However, tonight he didn’t take everything into consideration and low and behold his other girlfriend Sharla walked in on the two making love. Sharla screamed in anger, hit Eric, and ran off; Madison followed suit as she hit Eric as well running off naked down the apartment hallway.

“All well, there’s more where that came from,” Eric chuckled, not realizing the mess he was about to create.

Not too long after many of Eric’s girlfriends found out about his scheme, and Eric’s empire of lovers quickly fell apart leaving him alone, or at least just for now. Many of Eric’s girlfriends knew that if they didn’t do something to stop Eric he would just begin his charade again with other girls, so they devised a plan to take care of Eric once and for all.

The group of girls marched up to Eric’s apartment one week later, and snuck inside using the spare keys Eric had given all of them. They hid inside Eric’s apartment for a few hours until he finally got home. He walked in around midnight obviously drunk as he wobbled for his bed. The girls all hopped out at once grabbing Eric and holding him up against the wall. Eric panicked, and began to yell but Madison took a piece of duct tape and wrapped it around his mouth, so he was unable to make a single peep. She gave him a devious smile. Eric eyes widened in fear.

The girls stripped him all his clothes revealing his erect member.

“Disgusting piece of shit,” Sharla said, taking out a needle filled with a strange clear liquid.

That liquid as Eric would come to find out was a highly toxic hormone alteration drug that cause all his male hormones to shift to female. One needle wouldn’t be able to do too much damage, but that wouldn’t be an issue as each girl had their own needle along with other hormonal alteration drugs and pills. All the girls charged at Eric pinning him with the needles. Eric’s body began to twist and contort, as he violently shook about. Madison ripped off the duct and forced Eric to cough down some pills, and medicine as Eric’s body began to shrink. The girls all laughed leaving Eric to suffer alone in his apartment as his hormones rapidly began to change.

A few hours later the landowner made his way upstairs to Eric’s apartment to see what the commotion was about. He gave a few hard knocks on the door, but when no one answered he used a spare to get into the apartment. The landowner looked around the apartment, he walked over into Eric’s bedroom but found no one there, only a pile of empty needles and pill canisters. The landowner startled by this stepped back to make a dash for the front door, that’s when he heard a slam come from the other side.

The landowner ran around to find a young petite teenager girl, only wearing green panties standing there. She looked like she wanted to say something, like she was holding in some huge secret that she wanted to blurt out. However, instead of speaking all she did was brush aside her long hair to reveal her small breasts. The landowner who was in his in his later 30s didn’t know what to make of this. He did however notice the girl was emitting a strange green glow. The longer he seemed to stare at the girl the more he grew to have thoughts of sex. This was by no means the man thinking this himself as that strange green light was caused by the combination of all the medications and shots used on Eric. He had become a young teenage girl who had lost control of her body, and that green light was radioactive and would cause any male who looked at it for too long to become infatuated with Eric and want to fuck her. Eric sadly could only consent to this sex as she herself had lost control of her body, and become incredibly horny in the process.

In the end, you could say Eric got what she wanted. She always wanted sex and attention, and now she had that for the rest of her life.

Alphabet Smut

A= Aftercare 

 B= Best Move 

 C= Cum 

 D= Dirty Secret 

 E= Experience

 F= Favorite Position 

 G= Greatest way to orgasm 

 H= Horny

 I= Intimacy

 J= Jack Off 

 K= Kink 

 L= Location

 M= Motivation 

 N= NO 

 O= Oral 

 P= Pace 

 Q= Quickie

 R= Risk 

 S= Stamina 

 T= Toys 

 U= Unfair 

 V= Volume 

 W= Wild Card 

 Y= Yearning Z= ZZZ

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The Analyst

Reading figures and numbers is one thing. Reading one Clint Barton is a whole different ballgame.

Warnings: none? just fluffy goodness

Masterlist

“Will you two be quiet? I’m trying to do our job,” Natasha snapped from her seat on the windowsill. A pair of bulky headphones were placed atop her artfully curled hair.

Clint gave one last jab to your side for good measure before wheeling his chair back over to the desk of operations. He plucked up his headphone set and pressed the left half to his right ear, listening in to the ring of illegal arms dealers you were staking out. His arms flexed as he leaned them on the table.

The window unit kicked on to stir the stale room with cool air. You shivered, burrowing yourself further into your notes. Clint chased away the goosebumps on his tan flesh with a plaid shirt that made your stomach spin and Natasha seemed completely unaffected.

After another half hour of zero new information, you stood up and cracked a good dozen joints in your body.

“I’m going for a walk,” you announced.

“Not alone,” Natasha called.

“Yes, mom,” you grumbled.

“That’s team leader to you.”

Clint patted her thigh, swiping up his jacket. “I’ve got her, Nat. Call the burner if something happens.”

With his hood pulled into place and a ball cap secured over your head, the two of you slipped out the back door into the alleyway. The air outside was heavy with noise—questionable looking people arguing across the street, a lone car honking at whatever else dared occupy the road this late at night, and perhaps loudest of all, your heartbeat.

When you signed up to aid in this mission as an analyst, it was with the express understanding that you would not be alone with the distractingly beautiful man that was Clint Barton. Even from beneath the shadow of his hoodie, you could pick out the blue hue of his eyes dancing at a silent joke and the tight set of his jaw ready for work. Your heart gave a definitive skip that would alarm any doctor.

Balling up your fists in your pockets, you led him towards the crowd so you could lose yourselves in the afterhours crowd. Your mind relished the break from the job that was pushing on the week long barrier today.

A puddle that smelled particularly foul sent Clint knocking his elbow into your side. He shrugged and looped his arm through yours as if it was a decision whether or not to buy eggs at the grocery and not how much more he could fuck you up tonight.

He pursed his lips as a teetering elderly couple meandered past and ducked his head to whisper out the words he had been holding back once they were past. “Could you not cut off circulation to my hand? We’re trying to look casual here.”

Your gaze jolted down to where you were squeezing his forearms with such force your fingers ached. Other parts of you ached to further the simple touch, but you were too goddamn professional to give in to those pesky, fleeting emotions.

The walk continued, around a block, maybe ten for all you knew. By the time you wound up back in the cozy alleyway that led up into the surveillance area, you were not quite ready to submerge yourself back in the smuggling world. You dug your feet into the gravel. Clint stumbled to match the grinding halt and a scarcely audible laugh finally slipped past his façade at your antics.

“I’m not gunning to cram myself back in there either,” he said.

You leaned back against the brick wall, rolling your neck around to loosen the muscles and shutting your eyes from reality for just a few moments longer. You sensed it before you felt it. The hovering of his fingers over your cheek. In the time it took your eyes to dredge open, you even managed to convince yourself it was all in your imagination. But you were not that fortunate.

Clint might as well have been kissing you for all the distance he left in your vulnerable state. The thought of kissing his parted lips did nothing to further your defenses. With one arms braced beside your face on the side closest to the street and the other now resting by only fingertips on your cheek, his eyes strained trying to convey something. A secret love? The same attraction you felt? Maybe the desire to have a quickie right here before falling back into your respective roles.

You heard footsteps passing on the sidewalk, weighted down by the mud they trudged through. Clint tensed, ducking so that his nose was aligned with yours and the rest of his body crossed that forbidden island to satisfy the need of yours to be touched.

You decided to help him out for the final step. You shifted up, pressing your mouth to his, nearly drowning in the soft gasp he breathed out against your lips. He drew in a sharp breath next, hand slipping behind your neck to anchor there and better angle you for his vantage. It was better than you dreamed, more perfect than any movie could depict and when he pulled away you floated on the high until a darker shade of blue replaced his eyes.

He held up your hat, now speckled with filth from where it had fallen to the ground. He surveyed the street twice before pushing it into your hands and nodding towards the door. “I think we’re clear. One of our subjects was out for a stroll as well. Next time we go out make sure your cover is more secure so I don’t have to physically shield you from being compromised. Nice touch with the kiss by the way.”

It seems like everyone has always talked about the issue of relationships when Hannibal told Abigail, “No more climbing walls” because of Bedelia’s later discussion with Hannibal about building walls to keep people out, and whether Abigail as well as Will was one of those people to climb over. And that’s a valid discussion, but honestly I’m just taken by how he says it right after they’ve entered into their compact of secrets, and how ominous it is. She has just escaped the hospital by climbing a wall, but as soon as she’s made her deal with the devil, she’ll never escape again.

anonymous asked:

A-z with stiles

A = Aftercare 

Stiles is super caring, he’ll find a cloth to clean you up. he’ll kiss and fuss over you until you fall asleep with him


B = Body part 

Your ass or your boobs he can’t make up his mind

C = Cum
Stiles loves making and watching you cum, literally any where and any time. He’s even slipped his hands down your shorts during school just to watch.

D = Dirty Secret
He claims to have seen Derek Hale naked and says it was not a disappointment ;P

E = Experience 

Stiles’ skill with his fingers is insane, he has an insane amount of skill which he wont tell you how he learnt them

F = Favourite Position
Missionary, it’s plain and simple but nothing gets him off more than being so close he could catch fire from the heat the two of you give off


G = Goofy 

Stiles is always goofy, there’s always a moment when the two of you end up giggling

H = Hair
Stiles is well groomed, he likes to prove that by shoving his khakis down as soon as you give the slightest hint.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

J = Jack OffStiles jerks off while cuddling you, mostly when he’s overly frustrated and can barely find the words to explain so he shucks off his boxers and buries his head in your neck, nibbling and whimpering as he does.

K = Kink
Stiles’ biggest kink is the bleachers, right at the top of them, you’ve both been caught a few times after the bleachers were shut, the rush of being caught gets him off most.


L = Location 

His jeep or his room


M = Motivation

Literally anything you do gets him going mostly when you try to help with his boards


N = NO 

When you’re upset, he wont do anything until he knows that the two of you are ok 


O = Oral
 

The first time you gave him a blow job he couldn’t stand, he loves it and he often like to pay back the favour


P = Pace 

Kick, messy, fast and loving


Q = Quickie 

Stiles loves quickies in his jeep, sometimes with everything going on its the only alone time you get so he makes sure they count

R = Risk 

Stiles is up for absolutely anything


S = Stamina 

He’s beat after one round but its a good round



T = Toy
Stiles has a great number of his toys, occasionally he’ll use them with you, but there are some secret toys he has yet to show you ;)


U = Unfair 

Stiles has no idea he teases you, his fingers playing over a pen or his mouth 


V = Volume 

He moans a lot ;) 

W = Wild Card 

Stiles figured out he’d gotten you wound up in class and managed to get you both out so he could drag you to the jeep for some fun before lunch

X = X-Ray 
Stiles may not be the biggest but her certainly knows what he’s doing :P

Y = Yearning
Stiles Stilinski could out last a horny werewolf in heat on a full moon, 


Z = ZZZ 

Pretty soon after, the two of you cuddle up and fall asleep together

Reverse Heroine | I

parts: ➳ 1 | 2 | 3 / ?

fic ft. fuckboy!jungkook x reader

summary: because platonic love is underrated

genre: college au, fluff/angst idk? 

word count: 2.9k

a/n: i’m so sick of the fics where oc’s are always leading on the boys. so let’s put a change in perspective for once. 

              Office hours are open for students who has any concerns or questions for the professor. For Jeon Jungkook, however, it was a completely different definition.

               It was frustrating how your TA had given you a 70 on the recent paper that was assigned. You followed every criteria that was on the rubric, and took extra time to find extra sources to support your argument. It was obvious that your TA didn’t really like you due to your passive attitude during tutorials, but you attended every class and completed all the assignments on time. And for goodness sake, participation wasn’t even mandatory! After your brief and futile argument with your TA, you decided to go talk to your professor about the situation. Ms. Choi was one of your favorite professors of all time, she was fun and fairly young – for a professor that is, and her lectures were never really boring.

               The door was closed when you arrived at her office, with muffled noises coming from behind. You knocked twice quietly, hoping to get her attention. However, things took a different turn when the door creaked open and you saw Ms. Choi spread across her desk with Jeon Jungkook thrusting into her from the back. The muffled noises became apparent as the quiet moans Ms. Choi was trying to hold back and the heavy pants that Jeon Jungkook was making. The two of them looked up at you, standing near the doorway with eyes that looked like they were about to jump out of their sockets.

               A normal person would have been flustered at walking in on their professor fucking one of the biggest campus fuckboys, running out of the room immediately. But then again, you never really considered yourself normal.

               “Shit, I thought you said you locked the door!”

               “Uh…” You zone out, watching the very entertaining scene unravel before your eyes, “I’ll come back another time, Professor.” The amused grin was threatening to spill on your lips, but you took all your years of mastering indifference to excuse yourself and quietly close the door behind you.

               As you walked away, there was only one idea that popped in your head.

               “There’s no way that I won’t be getting that A now.”

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