Upd: I read the actual text on this and it’s even cuter. He tells this whole story of how every time he looked in the mirror in this outfit it reminded him of something and eventually he realized it was “Girl with a Pearl Earring”, a painting by 17th-century Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer.
“However, this is where I got suspicious… wasn’t Vermeer Dutch? We were aiming for India so Dutch is no good. And anyway the gender is different… This was Kato Shigeaki who dimmed Vermeer for the photoshoot but remained desperate.”
Aw, baby. It’s ok. You just look pretty. If you’re having an identity crisis, go ask Tegoshi, he knows the way.