this was recorded before christmas probably

Locked in Love (M)

Word Count: 24k
Member: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Smut, Fluff & Slight angst like it’s barely even there

Getting locked in the mall on Christmas eve isn’t ideal, but getting locked in the mall with your brothers best friend that you haven’t seen in a while? Well, it might have been alright if you didn’t have feelings for him.

↠ Day 5 of the seven days of Christmas collab! Read the other fics here


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It has been a while since I wrote a romantic one with Jack, haha, I’m so used to the twin ones now! Hope you enjoy though it’s just fluffy I guess xx

Jack smiled to himself as he watched his girlfriend climb up into the car next to him. She bend over to give a soft kiss and Jack simply stared at her as he kept smiling. “Happy anniversary, love.” Y/N said cheerily and Jack couldn’t help but bite his lip as his eyes craved her face.” Happy anniversary, baby.” Jack repeated before the couple shared another loving kiss before heading over to the Gleam Christmas party where all of their Youtuber friends were gathered.

It was the 20th of December, which meant that Jack and Y/N had been together for a year. 365 days. And it was record for Jack because it was his longest relationship so far, also his strongest because he loved her ,probably more than anything. Jack had been the happiest he has ever been ever since he had found the courage to ask her out. And it was quite obvious that he was obsessed with her, not only because he could talk about her for hours but mainly because the way he was looking at her was different. And everyone could see.

As they arrived at the area, Jack’s hand on the small of her back as she walked forward, they waved and said hi to everyone. They all were wearing matching Christmas jumpers and they were all having the best of fun. And despite the presence of Jack’s best friends all over the place, somehow his eyes still searched for hers. Through the dancing crowd, filled with their drunk friends singing at the top of their lungs, he was still looking for her. He had never felt that before. Love. Like actually being in love, it was still all new to him even after a whole year. Jack smiled as he found her, chatting with the girls and he excused himself to his mates before making his way towards her. “Sorry, ladies but I need to borrow this one for a minute.” He said, smiling at his lover before taking her hand in his and leading her to the hallway. The older girls smiled at Jack’s gesture.

Y/N followed Jack until there was no one else around and he smashed their lips together, gripping on her waist tightly. “Can’t believe it’s been a year since I support you and your stupid attitude.” Y/N mumbled as they pulled away and Jack laughed. “Oi! You’re the grumpy one.” Jack pointed out and they both chuckled before leaning in to close the distance between them again. “I didn’t gave you your present though.” Jack said and Y/N frowned as she didn’t expect him to buy her anything. “Really? You didn’t have to.” She said, smiling as she passed a hand through his hair. “Of course I had to.” Jack said as he got lost into her green eyes. Y/N gave him a questioning smile as she waited for him to speak. “You. Me. Dubai. Next week.” Jack spoke, mouthing every word clearly and her eyes went wide. “Are you kidding me?” She exclaimed and as Jack shook his head, she wrapped her arms around him and Jack inhaled her scent that now became like a drug to him. “I love you.” Jack whispered in her ear and Y/N smiled as she pulled away to kiss him. “I love you too.” She mumbled before they shared a few passionate kissed and stopped when someone cleared their throat. “Sorry to interrupt, love birds but we’re waiting out for you for the speech.” Their ginger friends, Josh, spoke, smirking and the couple laughed before following their friend into the area to hear about the Gleam team. And Josh grinned as he watched his mate staring at her again. Because it was different the way he was watching her.


(goodness it’s been a long time.  Almost two years of no Oogie answers.  My inbox has quite the backlog… it’s time to do something about that.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, Ask an Oogie Boogie is returning soon after a wait that’s probably far too long than it should have been, to be honest.  Life grabbed a hold of me and shook me away from being able to do regular recordings.  But I figured Oogie’s been away for far too long.  Be on the lookout for more of everyone’s favorite bug sack smacking away at your submissions before the end of the month!)


Another request probably made before Christmas! I’m getting there slowly! I hope you enjoy the scenario - it helped to watch Chanyeol and Baekhyun when they visited Seoeon and Seojun! THANK YOU FOR READING!

Jade xo

When Chanyeol was in the studio, he was in his element. He would turn his phone off, put on his headphones and get in the zone. He wasn’t as good as Jongdae, who usually finished after a couple of takes, but he would always try his best and get there in the end. Whenever it was his turn to record, he was completely focused.

Which is why he turned his phone on after a recording session to 22 missed calls and twice as many texts, telling him that you were in labour and his twins were on the way.

“Oh shit!” Chanyeol muttered under his breath as his jaw fell open. His phone almost slipped out of his grip, but he held onto it tighter once reality set in. “I need to get to the hospital,” he told himself, quickly gathering his wits and grabbing his coat and bag.

Kyungsoo picked up his bag behind him and pushed his glasses up his nose. “What is it Chanyeol?” he asked, peering up at the tall boy’s face.

Still looking extremely dumbfounded, Chanyeol turned to look down at him, although he wasn’t really looking at Kyungsoo – he wasn’t really looking at anything. Not while his mind was worrying about you. “The twins are coming,” he said, putting his arms through his coat and checking his phone, trying to call you.

“The twins are coming?” Sehun asked from the other side of Chanyeol, staring at him with shock written all over his face. “Like coming as in being squeezed out as we speak!?”

When Chanyeol didn’t answer, too busy trying to get you to pick up your phone, Baekhyun grabbed his coat and started pushing Chanyeol towards the door. “EVERYONE TO THE CARS!” he ordered, steering Chanyeol as they all rushed out of studio’s waiting room for the cars parked out front. “OUR OFFICIALLY YOUNGEST FANS ARE ABOUT TO BE BORN!”


At the hospital, the sound of EXO’s footsteps could be heard well before they were spotted. Chanyeol was frantically running around the hospital trying to find the maternity ward. And the rest of the boys were speeding after him, all them bouncing with excitement. With the help of a nurse who Minseok and Jongdae both tried to flirt with, they eventually found the maternity ward, your friends running up to Chanyeol as soon as they spotted him.

“Is she ok? Where is she? What about the twins? I tried calling but-,” Chanyeol was cut off, seeing a surgeon in full-scrubs walk into the room your friends were outside. “What is happening?”

Your best friend from work put her hand on Chanyeol’s shoulder and pulled his attention to her for a split second. “One of the twins wasn’t facing the right way so they can’t go through with the natural birth. They’re prepping her for a C-section now. You need to scrub up. They won’t let anyone but immediate family into the operating room, just you.”

Chanyeol was frozen on the spot, seized up in panic. Something was wrong with the twins. That was all he could focus on. His babies were in trouble before they were even born.

“Go Chanyeol!” Junmyeon urged him, giving him a little push. It seemed to be what he needed, the first step towards the door. “She needs you.”

“I’ll take you to get your scrubs on,” your friend added, leading the way down the hallway to a locker room.

Never in Chanyeol’s life had he gotten changed so fast. In almost as instance he was changed into a pair of blue scrubs and being led by one of the nurses into the sterilising room. Once he was sterilised, he was allowed into the operating room, where you were lying down on a table in the middle of the room with doctors surrounding you.

Instantly Chanyeol was by your side, his gloved hand pulling his mask down so he could brush his lips against yours. “Hey baby, why’d you start without me?” he joked softly, his fingers picking the strands of hair off your sweaty forehead.

“You’re late,” you murmured, putting the oxygen nozzle into your mouth and taking a deep breath in. Your hand reached up and ran through his hair, tugging him closer.

“I’m sorry,” he replied, wincing as he moved closer. He took your hand out of his hair and gripped it securely, intertwining his fingers with yours. “But in my defence, the twins are a month early.”

Taking the oxygen out of your mouth, you frowned up at Chanyeol and squeezed his hand tight. “There isn’t a clock in my womb Chanyeol. What’s your excuse?” you said breathlessly.

“You’re right, you’re right,” Chanyeol muttered, helping you put the oxygen nozzle back into your mouth. With a couple of breaths, the tension in your face eased, as did the grip on his hand. “I think they are ready to start,” he added, noting all the staff moving closer to you, putting a thin curtain across your body so your bump disappeared.

Even behind the surgical mask, the surgeon’s smile was visible. “Are you ready to meet the twins?”

Chanyeol looked down at your tired and sweaty face and saw his excitement mirrored in your face. “We can’t really say no, can we?” he replied to the surgeon, earning him a tight squeeze from you. “Will she be in a lot of pain?” he added on a serious note, noticing how hard you were using the oxygen.

“We’ve given her an epidural which will probably be coming into effect now,” the surgeon replied, still smiling behind his mask. He turned his attention to you and softened his eyes. “You’ll feel pressure but it’s unlikely you’ll feel pain. I need you to let me know if you do.”

“Thank you doctor,” Chanyeol said with a bow, leaning down to press his forehead to yours. While the surgeon finished the last minute preparations, Chanyeol took the last moments he would truly be alone with you and savoured them.

You took the oxygen out of your mouth and looked up at him with teary eyes. “This is it,” you murmured, your voice dry and hoarse. “We’re going to be parents soon. To twins too.” A couple of tears leaked out of the corners of your eyes but you were quick to brush them away.

Chanyeol felt a lump get lodged in his throat. “I love you so much baby,” he managed to say, although his voice was thick with emotion. He had always wanted a family and it was because of you that he was about to become a father. More than anything else, he felt proud that he was going to do it with you. “You’re going to be an amazing mother. I know you are.”

“You’ll be the best dad too,” you told him softly, smiling at him. “Even if you are sometimes a little bit late.”

Letting out a little laugh, Chanyeol brushed your hair back and played with the little baby hairs that had curled up around your temples. “You’re never going to let me forget it, are you?” he asked, already knowing the answer.

“We’re ready,” the surgeon announced to the pair of you, not letting you finish your retort.

Chanyeol was focused on you throughout the entire procedure, telling you how brave you were and reassuring you. His eyes never left yours, as he let you squeeze his hand a little bit too hard. They only left when the surgeon announced the birth of your first child.

You couldn’t see anything, but judging by the way Chanyeol’s face lit up in pure amazement and wonder, you knew it must have been pretty spectacular. “It’s a boy,” the surgeon announced, as the operating room was filled the cries of a baby … your baby. “With a fully functioning pair of lungs too.”

“They’re singers’ lungs,” you said tiredly, squeezing Chanyeol’s hand. “Just like his father.”

Chanyeol pulled his eyes away to share a wide grin with you before he turned back to his son, watching him as they carried him over to the side to be weighed and cleaned up. “It’s amazing baby,” he murmured, a little tear falling down Chanyeol’s cheek. “That’s our son! We made him!”

“Yes Chanyeol, I remember the ‘how’ pretty well,” you joked quietly, gaining his attention. He leaned down and pulled his mask down to steal a little kiss from your lips. “Can I see him?” you asked pleadingly, wanting to see your son with your own eyes. He was still crying in the corner and the sound was killing you slowly.

“The nurses are just checking him,” Chanyeol explained, just as the surgeon announced the near arrival of your second child. Instantly Chanyeol looked up, peering over the curtain to watch as they pulled the second baby out. “Another boy!” he exclaimed, his gaze flickering between you and the baby. “It’s another little boy.”

Echoing around the room, the screams of your two little boys were loud and proud, ringing in your ears. You urgently tapped on Chanyeol’s hand, trying to get his attention. “Can I see them? I want to see my sons!” Lying helplessly on an operating table, not being about to see your babies, only hear their screams … it was torture. After carrying them inside you for eight months, all you wanted to do was hold them in your arms or at least see them with your eyes.

“Don’t cry honey,” Chanyeol said softly, bending down to wipe the tears away as they trickled down into your hair. “You’re been amazing,” he told you with his smile peeking up over the mask. “Just stay still while they put you back together. I’ll bring the boys over.”

“Thank you,” you murmured in a rough voice thick with emotion.

Chanyeol disappeared from your line of sight, leaving you to stare up at the bright lights and the tiles on the ceiling of the operating room. But while your eyes told you nothing, your ears were extra alert, trying to listen to everything that was going on. The babies were still crying, but it was softening slowly. “They are big boys honey. No wonder you were so big!” Chanyeol exclaimed brightly, making you wish you could just sit up and see them yourself.

Then he came back into your field of vision with a baby in his arms, your son wrapped up a soft white blanket and hidden between the folds of it. “My baby boy,” you whispered, reaching out with your tired arm. All you wanted was to have your sons in your arms.

Sitting down on a nearby stool, Chanyeol lowered the baby to your level so you could peer between the blankets and lay your eyes on your son for the first time. “He’s so beautiful,” you whispered, finding his little face and stroking it softly with the gentlest touch. “Was he number one or number two?” you asked, looking up at Chanyeol.

“Number one,” he replied, looking over his shoulder at a nurse who was coming over with another bundle of blankets. “Here comes number two now,” he added, lifting your son and placing him gently on your chest so you could look down on him while Chanyeol took your second son from the nurse.

The pair of you couldn’t keep your eyes off them. In your head, you kept worrying that you hadn’t looked at one of them for as long as the other, and then you would swap until you started worrying you had neglected the other and then you’d go back. “We’re going to have our hands full with these two,” you said wistfully, as you ran your finger over your first-born plump bottom lip.

“I’m sure Junmyeon-hyung has got lots of tips. He handled all of us for so many years,” Chanyeol joked, the mask pulled down under his chin so you could see the smile on his face as he looked down at him son. “They are all outside waiting, plus your friends.”

You laughed softly to yourself and leaned your head closer to Chanyeol. “I guess we won’t be short of babysitters,” you murmured, closing your eyes and smiling up at him. His lips brushed against yours, making your eyes fly open in reaction, kissing him back.

“Thank you for bringing our babies into the world,” he whispered softly, reaffirming his statement with another kiss.

Taking one hand off your son, you reached up and cradled Chanyeol’s cheek. There was something different about him, like he was more mature now he was a father. It made your heart swell with pride at the sight of him holding your child. He looked so handsome too. “Thank you for getting here in time.”

Chanyeol rolled his eyes and looked down at your son with wide eyes. “She’s never going to let me forget this, son!” he said with mock-frustration. “You two will be turning 18 and your mother will still be talking about how I almost missed your birth.”

“Maybe one day he’ll learn and be on time,” you retorted, your gaze back on the son lying on your chest, watching him soundly sleep like a little angel. Sighing softly, you cuddled your little bundle of joy while Chanyeol held the other – a perfect little family.

It was going to be hard, but it was the start of a new journey. And you knew even if he was late, Chanyeol would always be by your side.


Home for the Holidays || MAFIA!SVT || Christmas Special  [Chp 1]

BLURB: It’s been a while since Hansol’s been home.

PAIRING: You x Vernon/Hansol

GENRE: part of my MAFIA!Seventeen series, christmas, fluff, family

WORDS: 1951

PART: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

A/N: For those who read my mafia series, this is a bridge story between Cycle 1 and Cycle 2. It will set the stage for Jisoo’s story, and later Hansol’s, and serves as a backstory of sorts. However, it can also be read as a stand-alone. Enjoy and do tell me what you think! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Like most things, Hansol didn’t mean to forget Christmas. He didn’t mean to leave gift shopping to the last minute, and he didn’t mean to mute his phone so he missed all the reminders from his friends. But time just slipped away and before he knew it, the TV was playing Christmas specials and Hansol had exactly eight hours to find twelve perfect presents.

They had to be perfect, especially today.

You can’t mess up again Hansol, he chanted to himself as he walked through the cold and into the large department store bustling with people. Christmas carols blasted through the speakers, and if that wasn’t enough, promoters shouted out last-minute deals over the din – “SOCKS GOING AT A DOLLAR A PAIR, A DOLLAR A PAIR PEOPLE! GET YOUR SOCKS NOW!”

He could already feel the developing headache. All around people dashed past, accidentally knocking into him or shoving him into others without so much as an apology. This was why he hated crowds, hated having a bunch of people he didn’t know all up in his personal space. Hansol liked being in control of his surroundings and this wasn’t it. But he just had to deal with it. Seungcheol-hyung would be disappointed if he didn’t show up, and even more disappointed if he showed up empty-handed.

Then the Christmas gathering would just seem like an obligation.

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54 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About “Gossip Girl”

1. Long before they played star-crossed lovers Dan and Serena, Penn Badgley and Blake Lively were home \schooled together as children.

2. Lively and Penn also dated in real life from 2007 to 2010.

3. Penn Badgley was named after the tennis ball company Penn.

4. At age 12, before he got into acting, Badgley recorded a pop single (that was never released).

5. Taylor Momsen’s first role at age 7 was as Cindy Lou Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

6. One year later, at 8 years old, Momsen wrote a song called “Blackout” that was recorded and released by Heidi Montag many years later.

7. Leighton Meester dyed her naturally blonde hair brunette before she even auditioned for the part of Blair.

8. The project was originally supposed to be a movie and Lindsay Lohan was slated to play Blair.

9. Serena’s full name is Serena Celia van der Woodsen. The author of the book series is named Cecily von Ziegesar.

10. There’s a Manga version of the Gossip Girl book series.

11. Ed Westwick, who plays Chuck, originally auditioned for the role of Nate.

12. Producers didn’t want Ed Westwick for either role at first because they said he “looked more like a serial killer than a romantic lead.”

13. Ed Westwick’s actual favorite movie is American Psycho.

14. You can’t actually sit on the steps of the Met.

15. Penn Badgley was about to quit acting when he got the role of Dan. He turned it down twice before he was convinced to take it.

16. Westwick, who is British, modeled Chuck Bass’ American accent on the character Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

17. Blair is a Scorpio. Serena is a Leo.

18. In Season 2, Serena is shown to have a Myspace profile, where she posts photos of her trip to Buenos Aires. ( Her user name is ServdW.)

19. The exterior shots of the Humphrey loft are shot in Dumbo, but the pilot episodes mentions that they live in Williamsburg.

20. The Humphrey’s address, which is given as 455 Water St., is actually the address of a park in lower Manhattan.

21. At the beginning of the show, Serena and Chuck both live at 455 Madison Ave. (aka The Palace Hotel).

22. After they left the palace, the van der Woodsens moved to the Milan Condominium building at 300 East 55th St., which is a real building.

23. A Three-bedroom penthouse at the Milan Condominiums is listed for $6.8 million.

24. After the New York Magazine Reality Index (a recap that rated the accuracy of NYC locations and character behavior) pointed out the Dumbo-Williamsburg confusion, the producers responded that after the pilot, the Humphreys simply say they live in Brooklyn.

25. Though the Humphrey children are considered less popular and wealthy since they are from “Brooklyn,” the average price for real estate per square foot on both the Upper East Side and Dumbo is around $1,400.

26. Many of the cast, crew, and writers read the Reality Index religiously, and things like Serena’s notorious Cleavage Rhombus kept reappearing in the show.

27. Costume designers modeled Blair’s look after Audrey Hepburn and Serena’s after Sienna Miller and Kate Moss.

28. Mischa Barton was offered the role of Georgina Sparks but she turned it down.

29. Lily’s name was originally going to be “Darla,” but the producers changed it at the last minute.

30. There was a rumor that Jenny was going to have a spin-off show when she went to boarding school, but instead Taylor Momsen left the show to pursue her music career.

31. Katie Cassidy, who played Serena’s nemesis and Nate’s girlfriend Juliet Sharp, is the daughter of David Cassidy from The Partridge Family.

32. In the show, Chuck has a pet dog named Monkey. In the books, Chuck has an actual monkey for a pet.

33. Cecily von Zeigler liked all the silver-screen adaptations of her characters except Vanessa. In the book she is bald and wears all black.

34. Producers spent anywhere from $10,000 to $60,000 per day for filming locations in NYC.

35. Gossip Girl was one of the first shows whose DVR and iTunes numbers were higher than actual viewing numbers.

36. When the show was criticized by the Parent Television Council for being “mind-blowingly inappropriate” and “every parent’s nightmare,” those phrases were used in promotional posters.

37. Matthew Settle and Kelly Rutherford, who play Rufus and Lily, once dated in real life.

38. The failed pilot for a spin-off of Lily and her sister, which starred Brittany Snow as a younger Lily, would have also contained younger versions of characters from The O.C. (which was also produced by Stephanie Savage and Josh Schwartz), linking the two worlds.

39. Off screen, the worlds are linked: Leighton Meester is married to Adam Brody, who played Seth Cohen, in real life.

40. Zuzanna Szadkowski, who plays Blair’s housekeeper Dorota, graduated from Barnard College; Blair went to Columbia (after transferring from NYU).

41. There was a mini-series of webisodes starring Szadkowski, called Chasing Dorota, about Dorota and her friendship with Nate’s British housekeeper Jane and Chuck’s Russian housekeeper Larussa.

42. The Empire Hotel that Chuck owned is a real hotel.

43. After fans swarmed the hotel, the bar at The Empire started serving Gossip Girl-themed cocktails, including an “XOXO” cocktail with secret ingredients that they’ll never tell.

44. Costume designer Eric Daman previously won an Emmy for his costume design on Sex and the City.

45. Since most fans couldn’t afford to buy the high-end designer brands that the characters wore, Daman teamed up with Charlotte Russe to create a Gossip Girl-inspired line.

46. Blake Lively was fitted for Serena’s wedding dress the day after her actual wedding to Ryan Reynolds.

47. Jan. 26 is officially “Gossip Girl Day” in New York, declared by then-Mayor Michael Bloomberg who visited the set and praised how it showcased the city.

48. William Baldwin, who played Serena’s dad William, avoided meeting Lively until filming so they could easily portray a strained relationship.

49. A fan once snuck onto the set at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel and was mistaken for an extra.

50. The location that was used for Constance Billard is actually the Museum of the City of New York.

51. In the final episode, it’s revealed that Jenny and Blair finally mended their friendship: Jenny carries a “J by Waldorf” bag, which Stephanie Savage revealed meant that she had her own line with Blair’s company.

52. Dan was almost revealed to be Gossip Girl in the pilot episode; in a test screening, audiences assumed that Dan was GG because of a shot where he’s typing as the voiceover happens, so they edited the scene.

53. Penn Badgley didn’t know that Dan was Gossip Girl until right before they shot that scene.

54. The writers and producers always knew that Chuck and Blair would end up together.

pines twins headcanons

everyone always asks me “hey what are your gravity falls headcanons” and i never had an answer to provide them with so i made some and i’m putting them out here 


  • was once was rushed into the emergency room for overdosing on pickle juice straight from the jar
  • goes to disneyland every year with dipper
  • loves retro meme aesthetic and is not ashamed whatsoever
  • when she was little, she was that one weird kid in public places who stared at you without blinking once
  • throws REALLY HARD punches/high fives regardless if intended or not
  • chews gum regardless of her braces, so if a piece gets stuck in them it’s a snack for later
  • is a HUGE pokemon fan, like her brother
  • once opened up commissions for sweaters at the mystery shack until she realized she was selling them during the summer
  • once cried when there wasn’t a face painting booth at the local fair
  • tried to set up said face painting booth at the fair; nearly got kicked out for running a booth under the age of 18


  • is a HUGE pokemon fan, like his sister, but even more nerdy about it
  • is the kind of person who reads magazines on the toilet and takes forever to come out of the bathroom
  • is the kid in class who always carries extra lead in his pencilbag
  • takes a long time to finish tests, and is prone to second guessing himself with the answers
  • because he was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck, he was born with a congenital heart defect that limits his physical capabilities
  • has other stims he uses when he’s focused/nervous like biting pens such as twiddling his thumbs, tapping his foot and biting the inside of his cheek
  • fills the DVR space with recordings of sci-fi movies and ghost hunting shows he forgets about and never actually gets around to watching
  • is really smart with money and would probably still have a few bucks left on a $50 christmas gift card he received over a year ago. some of them probably expired but still had cash left.
  • packs up early before each period ends so he can try to get to his next class before the hallways become crammed; has a phobia of being enclosed by crowds. if he DOES get stuck in the hallway, he mumbles under his breath about how slow everybody is and that these girls conversating in front of him are the reason everybody gets late passes

Nate and Elena are the couple that would try to set up Christmas all perfect for Cassie. Like, they would set it up that in the middle of the night Cassie would “catch” Nate dressed up as Santa putting presents under the tree, and Elena would sneak to record it. But it would go all wrong because Cassie is a smart kid and Nate would end up nervously doing some hardcore parkour out the window in a panic and probably get locked out and Elena would have to wait for Cassie to go back to sleep before she could let Nate back in before he breaks in and gets the cops called on him from the neighbors AGAIN like the last time he tried to get back into their house and then after she lets him in like Elena pulls Nate into their room for some Christmas lovin’ because he’s an idiot and their daughter is way too smart for them and like yeah Happy Holidays from the Drake Family

pansexualtrashcan  asked:

HEADCANON ABOUT SIRIUS BEING A HUGE NERD (movies, tv, music, etc etc really just sirius getting all passiomate and cute) AND REMUS THINKING IT'S ADORABLE PLS

  • okay, but wizard sirius black getting introduced to muggle entertainment, and just fucking l i v i n g for it. like, “oh my god, moony, how do movies and television even work? how do muggles make pictures move without magic??” and he gets completely sucked into muggle pop culture, and remus, being half blood, lets him come visit during the summers, and they spend all their time eating crisps and watching tv
  • sirius black the sci-fi nerd, because science fiction is kind of this weird conglomeration of muggle science, but also with this fantasy element that sirius can relate to as a wizard. and remus loves sci-fi, bc he’s a fucking nerd too, so they watch reruns of lost in space and star trek, and at night, when remus’ parents tell them to stop watching tv and go to bed for christ’s sake, they sneak out to the roof of remus’ quaint little house, and look at the stars, and talk about what it would be like to go to space 
  • sirius black, star wars fanatic! he drags remus to see a new hope like, 80 times. (”sirius, i don’t have enough money to be going to the cinema this much.” “i’ll get my wizard money converted, remus, i’ll pay, i don’t care, we have to go see it again, okay, we h a v e  t o.”) (after sirius escapes azkaban, mb during the time he’s hauled up in grimmauld place, remus sneaks in a muggle vcr, and they watch the other two star wars movies sirius missed while he was in prison–there’s the added thrill knowing how fucking pissed sirius’ family would be that he was watching muggle movies in their home.) (they both died before any of the prequels were released. that’s probably for the best, tbh.)
  • sirius loving and living for classic rock music. (remus prefers old timey music from the fifties, but he knows how much the bands of the time mean to sirius, so he makes sure he has all the new records, and gets sirius his own record player for christmas in fifth year.)
  • basically, just, sirius being enamored with muggle culture, partially bc it’s rebellious for him to like it, but mostly bc he’s fascinated by it, and he could talk about it for daaayyysss, but james can only handle so much, and peter doesn’t really get the appeal, so sirius always feels a little silly rambling about these obsessions that his friends don’t seem to understand–except remus. sirius can talk for days, but remus can listen for days. more importantly, remus likes to listen. he loves hearing sirius being excited about something, even if it’s just sirius waxing poetic about how innovative muggles would have to be in order to make a tv show look like it’s set in space. (you’d never know it, only remus would, but sirius black could give arthur weasley a run for his money in terms of muggle loving.) sirius black, remus’ favorite, nerdy, blood traitor. <3

send me wolfstar and/or marauder prompts, and i’ll give u five whole fucking headcanons


I can’t believe I’m actually writing this, but ONE YEAR AGO TODAY @taylorswift STARTED FOLLOWING ME! I remember making a post last December about trying to get Taylor to follow me for my birthday (December 21st) and being a little disappointed when she didn’t. The next day, I went out to the mall around noon with my sister and just happened to check my phone before getting out of my car and saw “taylorswift started following all-too-well-13.” I looked quickly and just thought it was one of those blogs that have a similar name and the same icon as Taylor. I had to click on it like 10 times before I actually believe it. I started crying right there in the middle of the parking lot. Even though it was a day late, this was still the best birthday present I have EVER gotten! As if this wasn’t already enough, 4 days later Taylor decided to kill me again. Most of you probably know that I surprised my brother with the tickets to the 1989 World Tour for his birthday/Christmas last year. I wrote him a card (x) and recorded him reading it (x). I posted them both late on Christmas Eve. I didn’t really think Taylor would see them (considering she had just followed me a couple days before), but around midnight on the day after Christmas, I noticed that Taylor was liking posts, and I decided to reblog mine and hope that maybe she would see them. I put my phone down for a second, but then picked it up and got the notification saying that @taylorswift had liked the video of my brother reading the card. I immediately started crying and was about to go wake my brother up, but then I saw that Taylor had liked another post, the card. I ran to wake up my brother and parents to tell them that Taylor had liked 2 of my posts. While I was telling them, I got another notification saying that Taylor had replied to my post too!! She replied to the card saying, “His laugh in the video is the cutest sound EVER!! So adorable. CAN’T WAIT FOR TOUR.” I started freaking out even more (My sister took pictures and recorded it, so I might post those on the one year anniversary of it on Saturday. They are really ugly and embarrassing, haha).  Somehow my brother didn’t wake up, but I told him in the morning when he woke up. I still can’t believe that Taylor told me she couldn’t wait for the tour and now it is already over! Taylor continued to like a couple posts over the next month. Style was announced as a single and I heard it on the radio with my brother in the car for the first time and recorded him singing it (x). I posted it on Tumblr, then 2 days later on January 22, one month after Taylor had followed me, at 4 am, I happened to wake up and noticed that Taylor was on Tumblr and reblogged that video. I got the notification that Taylor had replied to my post! She replied to this video saying, “I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I really really do.” She then liked the video too (along with another post from my friend that I had reblogged who she ended up following then too)! Since then Taylor has continued to like my posts, both personal posts and edits. In fact, she has like 42 of my posts!!!! I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! I can never thank Taylor enough for everything she has done. She has made both me and my brother unbelievably happy! From seeing Taylor 3 times this year to all the Tumblr interactions, I am just so grateful for this past year. I never would have expected any of this and I seriously cannot thank Taylor enough. THANK YOU TAYLOR AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I REALLY REALLY DO!!


DICE in Dublin, Ireland is one of the best shows I’ve ever been to. I don’t always have time to do show writeups, but I’m sitting here very sleepy on my birthday in the hotel and kind of overwhelmed with love for this con and everyone involved in it.

Everything was amazing. Our panels, especially the Comics Are For Everybody one, were really packed full of enthusiastic and wonderful people. I sold out of basically everything I brought. I got to see the Europe editions of Seeing Red. I was given birthday cards, presents, even beer from an awesome fan! I did a bunch of commissions and met a boatload of great artists. I cosplayed as Luci from WicDiv and Kieron + Jamie signed the cover for me, although we never really did get a good photo together. I got my first piece of Little Ghost fan art. I bought Halloween decorations and got to hold advance copies of Gotham Academy with Becky Cloonan. I can’t even begin to list everything that happened, but I wish I could.

On top of everything else, last night they surprised Kieron Gillen and I with a birthday cake - A Nightmare Before Christmas one with a Ronettes record on top for Kieron - and at midnight the whole bar sang when I officially turned 26. Turns out Jordie and my BFITW Chris had secretly conspired to make it happen. From across the OCEAN.

Just try to imagine how hard it was not to cry. I can’t believe this is my life, a sentence I uttered probably 60 times yesterday. I can’t believe it. I’m so happy and lucky and here’s to 26 being even better than 25, if that’s even possible.


GZA - Liquid Swords (1995)

For years debate has raged about what is the greatest post-36 Chambers Wu-Tang record. Well, I have no intention whatsoever about declaring a winner here. I think what is pretty clear, is that it either comes down to Raekwon's Only Built 4 Cuban Linx and this record. I’m not saying Liquid Swords is better, but I’ve been feeling it a lot more lately. 

GZA doesn’t quite hold the same profile as RZA, Raekwon, Method Man or Ghostface these days, but back in the Wu’s heyday, he was unquestionably the most refined wordsmith in the Clan. As a storyteller, he was unmatched. “Cold World” is probably the most identifiable example of his mastery on this record, borrowing as he does from the framework of “The Night Before Christmas” to tell the tale of one chaotic night in the Staten Island Projects.

As typical of that era, the production from the RZA is downright masterful. Gritty, tight with just the right amount of flourishes. How much to this day I lament the basement flood that supposedly robbed the world of so many classic Abbot beats. It’s fun to imagine how say Tical by Method Man may have sounded or even how Inspectah Deck’s career might have turned out if not for that unfortunate incident. 

Anyway, this is a perfect 1 am, kick back and chill record. 

Single Track Pick: “Gold” takes it for me. The production is menacing and GZA matches it to a T! “Fiends ain’t coming fast enough/There is no cut that’s full enough/I can’t fold, I need gold, I re-up and reload/Product must be sold to you.”

riciehmon  asked:

Are you going to play Overwatch for the christmas event? And if so, are you going to stream or record it? :)

I’ll probably play, because I want the skins, but I don’t really have any plans recording or streaming. Though I never have any plans of recording or streaming anything, until like 5 minutes before I do..

anonymous asked:

hey, can you please make a list of all the episodes in gmw season 3 that you know of? thaaaankss.

GMHS 1&2
GM Jexica
GM Permanent Record
GM Triangle
GM Upstate
GM True Maya
GM Ski Lodge 1&2
GM She Don’t Like Me
GM the Other Side/Sassy Halter Top
GM the Great Lady of New York
GM Bear (probably before Christmas, unconfirmed)
GM A Christmas Maya

impalaforthree  asked:

okay but I just read that drabble about will and hannibal being in a bdsm relationship before jack introduces them and all i can think about is that one session of their therapy that freddie recorded and i. ??? feel like that should be written maybe?

I just can’t get properly advent-y before December, sorry, so here I am joining the Hannibal Advent train very very late, but I come bearing prompt fills?  One prompt fill from now until Christmas (I hope), so send me prompts.


Will slid the piece of paper along Hannibal’s desk.  “This may have been premature.”

Hannibal looked at the letter.  It was still neat and uncreased; remarkable, given how Will tossed his bag willy-nilly.  Everything in it was probably crushed.  “They’ll revoke my rubber stamp.”

“Maybe they should,” Will muttered, not looking at Hannibal.

Ah.  So that was it.  Hannibal stood.  He left his fingertips pressed against the surface of his desk.  “Are you disrespecting me, boy?”

Will’s breath left him as if he’d been punched.  He still didn’t look at Hannibal.

“I asked you a question,” Hannibal said.  “Answer me, boy.”

“N-no, Sir.”

“Now you’re lying to me, which is worse.  You must want very badly to be punished.”  Hannibal opened the top drawer of his desk.  He spied paperclips in a magnetic holder; they would have to do.  He palmed the holder and made for the two chairs.  Will followed him as if he was on a leash.

Hannibal unscrewed the holder and poured the paperclips onto the floor between the chairs.  “Take off your pants and kneel.”

Will hesitated the barest fraction of a second before he did as he was told.  He even folded his pants neatly and placed them on one of the chairs first before kneeling on the paperclips.  He winced, but he didn’t make any sound.  He simply knelt, hands behind his back and head bowed.  Hannibal took his seat in the chair opposite.  He was close enough that he could use Will as an ottoman, but withholding touch was a more effective punishment for Will than anything else.

“Now,” said Hannibal.  “Tell me what you saw, out in the field.”