this was really fun to make omg

anonymous asked:

I love following you because all through high school I never really did things for fun but watching you get excited over shows and books and places makes me want to find the same joy in my life again. I recently finished the x files which I LOVED and I actually just picked up a copy of streetcar to read :) so yeah thanks for inspiring me lol i love your blog it's such a nice happy place

omg this is one of my favorite messages ever wtf. i Love loving things and i hope you’ve found stuff you love to love just as much!!! i’m :’) 

anonymous asked:

I HATE RICE OPENERS SO MUCH OMG

like… nct fandom didnt even make it up, it was some other fandom that shall not be named bc thats #irrelevant, but they made a vine and it just blew up, but its actually really annoying and actually racist bc why make fun of non-english speakers? Especially asians… with “rice” …dear lord… i think nct’s pronunciation was just fine, i didnt even hear “open your rice”. Anyways its 2017 can people let it goooo, dont wanna talk about this anymore im leavin it in 2016~

New replies to anon hate that you obviously can’t educate:

• shut up Helen
• you really care about this blog enough to end me anon hate
•how long did this take to write? 5? 10 minutes?
• I am (insert current action right now), I don’t care
• I just (insert recent accomplishment), I really don’t care
• how do you expect me to listen to you if you will ignore everything i say.
• (if the ask is why do you hate ddlg) Did you even look at my blog or did you just look at my URL and clicked on the ask
• (for me only because omg this is good(if it is anon hate)) looks like someone didn’t read my most popular post
•(if it is from a terf) shut up Hylyn. (For those who don’t get it, it is making fun of terfs who use Womyn.)


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angry short, mellow tall aus

these were requested by so many people omg,, time to deliver

  • you’re always making fun of my short legs well jokes on you sucker because you are failing so hard at this obstacles course with your giraffe limbs
  • you can pout all you want, at the end of the day i win all the arguments because i can just pick you up and place you in a corner a sulk yourself tired
  • i really wanna knee you in the crotch right now but your crotch is too fucking high
  • “how did you two meet?” “they tripped over me. while i standing.”
  • man, i hate going out into huge crowds with you because i always lose you among all the children and i have to peruse through all of them to find you
  • man, i love going out into huge crowds with you because you’re like a beacon sticking out and i’m basically never lost
  • whenever i get too mad or frustrated or down you give me a piggyback and it’s embarrassing how much it calms me
  • you’re so fantastic to cuddle because i can, like, hold all of you. no place misses out on my hugs, you get all the hug, the full hug,, all my love

- jo

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OLDCODEX’s “Fixed Engine” Song List

i believe theyre related with all my heart

8

Some men are born to plow fields, some live to be great physicians, others to be great kings. Me? I was born to serve you, Arthur, and I’m proud of that, and I wouldn’t change a thing.

100%

I FINALLY DREW SOMETHING OMG
like seriously the past 2 weeks have been torture i couldn’t draw for shit honestly i was so upset about it i just kept drawing circles and even if i did sketch out something i still didn’t like how it was
but i did it finally after trying so much i finally did it
i drew mob from mob psycho 100, after watching the anime i really wanted to draw him his simple design makes him fun to draw ~

High Ti problems #2

There’s a funny picture or chat or something funny happens.

Everyone: *laughs*

High Ti user: Good joke, but actually.. *explains why it doesn’t really make sense or some other logical flaw in it*

Person 1: Omg can’t you just laugh about it like everyone else?!

Person 2: You must be fun at parties.

Person 3: No one likes know-it-alls.

High Ti user: … Why is everyone overreacting?

Blogmas 8; Sick Proposal.

Harry proposing on Xmas!! Omg and imagine her telling him she’s also pregnant

You should write something about harry wanting to propose to you on christmas eve and planning this whole evening out, but then he gets really sick, so you make him stay home so you can look after him. like you cuddle with him on the couch and as he’s falling asleep he’s like “ ’M sorry.” “what for?” “was gonna propose t'you tonight, but i ruined it. ’M so sorry”

Two requests in one here; I had so much fun doing this one. It was so sweet and so lovely and I really do have a soft spot for sick Harry. Thank you to the two Anons who sent these in; I loved them.

17 pages and 6k words later, here we have the final product. ;))

I have a little note to add; I’ve come to the conclusion that I won’t get all of these requests done during the 2016 Blogmas so what I’m going to do is keep them in my documents for the Blogmas I do in 2017. I hope you guys can understand this. 

Feedback would be so incredible on this one.

Enjoy. x

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The Painter’s Muse

OMG ANON THANK YOU! I always love getting requests, they’re so fun. I hope you like it anon! Tbh, I never considered writing a Minghao imagine, but I like how it ended up(:

Originally posted by mountean

Pairing: Minghao/Reader

Genre: Soulmate!AU

Summary: You’ve sworn you seen the girl in the painting, staring contently at you, you just don’t remember ever posing for the picture centuries before. 

Author’s note: I never really thought of writing a soulmate AU, but I decided that a reincarnation one was the only one that makes sense. I read soulmate AU’s a lot, and I love them, it’s just sometimes things don’t add up. Thats why Minghao’s names are different in his past life times, because I feel like that makes the most sense, also I just FINISHED GOBLIN. Which plays with the same idea and I will forever be obsessed with the grim reaper and sunny. THEY WERE SO DAMN CUTE. Someone hold me, I’m still recovering from the drama. 

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I Am Allura
  • I Am Allura
  • Sunny
Play

[06/12/2016, 15:27:40] mushy embarrassment patrol™: ….. i AM ALLURA
[06/12/2016, 15:27:42] mushy embarrassment patrol™: oh shit
[06/12/2016, 15:27:45] mushy embarrassment patrol™: moana paraody
[06/12/2016, 15:27:49] mushy embarrassment patrol™: I AM ALLURA
[06/12/2016, 15:28:09] Mari®: omG

/ as soon as i saw moana this moment™ just GAH destroyed me. and i really wanted to do a voltron parody for it. i’ve been planning to do this for a while between King Alfor and Allura in episode 9 in their own moment™ - but I only got round to getting to it now!

the backing is all orchestrated/arranged by yours truly. there wasn’t one online so i figured i’d just make it myself and it’s fun exercise to do it all from scratch. mostly this was following the main components from the original recording. but i have added some of my own touches to the score as you will see ;) ……. happy holidays everyone!! 

And when that voice starts to whisper
Allura, you’ve come so far
Allura, listen
Do you know who you are?

full lyrics below:


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THE FAT GIRL GETS THE GUY AND WISH FULFILLMENT

I am so lucky to get reader email. I say lucky, because it’s sort of incredible that anyone would even take the time to contact me when there is homework to do and children to feed and presidential candidates to make fun of.

That being said, reader email can be all over the place. It ranges from OMG-I-LOVE-YOU-THANK-YOU to DIE-BITCH-DIE. The best conversations usually happen somewhere in between. And yet you might be surprised to know that the reader email that breaks my heart the most has nothing to do with my book.

Since DUMPLIN’ released on September 15th, I have received so many versions of this email so many times that I’ve decided to publicly respond. The email usually goes a little something like this:

Julie,

I really loved your book so much, but I just don’t feel like it’s believable. The hot guy doesn’t go for the fat girl in real life. And two guys like Willowdean? I wish it could be true, but I just don’t buy it. The rest of the book was great. Thank you!

- Lovely Reader

In the words of Willowdean herself: SIGH. 

I understand. I get it. I do.

This post (though it may seem like it) is not about my book. I am human. I wrote a book. It has imperfections as do I. The fat girl getting the/a guy is not an imperfection. It is not unbelievable. In this way, I can tell you that the book I wrote is not broken. The world around us is. We have been taught that we are not worthy. We are not deserving. It’s a lie.

No matter how badly we want to love ourselves and our bodies, society has trained us to have this knee jerk reaction/pit of your stomach feeling that says HA! NO WAY WOULD THAT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE!

So every time I get this email, I want to give the person on the other end a suffocatingly tight hug and whisper in their ear, “The fat girl gets the guy. Or the girl. Or the person. Or the thing they want. YOU get the guy/girl/person/thing.” 

This isn’t about hot boys. This is about wanting, demanding, and having things we (FAT PEOPLE!) are not “allowed” to have. But I will say this: when you see a fat person and a thin or traditionally attractive person together, it isn’t some accidental universal slip. It isn’t always a fetish or a case of aiming low. (Though sometimes it is and that’s another post for another day.) In most cases, it is two people who have come together as a unit because they are wholly attracted to one another. Inside and out.

Society is broken. But you don’t have to be and choosing not to be is the first step to fixing the world we live in. 

YOU get the guy. You get the girl. You get the person. You get the thing–WHATEVER it might be. Believe it, because this isn’t wish fulfillment. It’s fucking true.

Sex or Drugs? -Jongup- *Smut*

Part two of B.A.P Skydive smut scenarios

Title: Sex or Drugs?
Pairing: Jongup + Reader

Plot: Shotgunning is really fun
Warning: Drug mention, sex I guess? Making out and oral and shit like that idk. Also, assume that you and Jongup are okay and have confirmed that sex is allowed when none of you are able to process thoughts properly okay thanks. Kinda overstim, fingering, poor Jongup gets his shirt buttons ripped off. Swearing too does that count
A/N: Hi I’m really turned on by the idea of shotgunning like woah
Requested by: Anon 

4.6 fucking k of filth where do I sign up for Hell
This was so fun to write omg


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