this was really fun but omg it took me way too long u u


Pairing: Steve x F!Reader

A/N: Because there hasn’t been a Steve chat in a while… also i really just wanted to write pietro using emoticons okay ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

Pietro has created a chatroom: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pietro has added Y/N.

You: i want no part of this chat

Pietro: but y/n

Pietro: i know something you don’t

Pietro: don’t u want to know what it is (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

You: … i guess

Pietro: someone on this team likes u

You: everyone likes me. that’s the point of friends.

You: but you wouldn’t know that now would you since you have no friends ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

Pietro: where did u find that one

Pietro: i love him

Pietro: this person has a crush on u

Pietro: i know, it is surprising someone could like u more than a friend ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

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anonymous asked:

Um I don't want to offend you by asking this, but do you have any recommendations for mm cc creators? I love your work, but I want a variety in my game with cas and build mode. Also, cc creators don't only use THEIR cc. I think. Thanks!

Hmm well there are A LOT of mm creators. And ur definition of mm is probably different then mine, bc some people think recolors aren’t mm enough lmao. but ‘off the top of my head(see page 10000000)’ the mm cc creators I see a lot of stuff from is:


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anonymous asked:

First vacation HC with the DEH Sincerely Three HC's???

omg okay


  • So basically, at first Connor was like :/ when u asked him whether u could go on vacation together
  • He only recalls bad memories from all the Murphys vacation (he used to fight a lot with Zoe and Loser Larry)
  • It took you a lot of time to finally persuade him into really leaving your town for some days
  • As both of you are very broke, you just decided on making a small road trip with Connor’s old truck
  • he put a mattress in the trunk of it, so you can sleep under the stars
  • Connor thought it was pretty romantic, while you were just afraid of a serial killer
  • “Y/N, that only happens in these crime shows” – “Yeah, but where do the writers get their inspiration from? …Real life, Connor. Real life.”
  • He just rolled his eyes, promising you won’t die
  • The trip was very romantic and cute
  • You just went to every city on your way, eating in these small diners, then walking around, taking picture of every monument you saw
  • Luckily, you found a campsite near a lake, where you both could just like park the truck and go swimming (You guys didn’t have any bathing clothes with you, so you just went swimming with your underwear // one night Connor convinced you into skinny dipping with him and it was like a lot of fun ;-))) )
  • At night, you were laying on your mattress, looking at the stars
  • Before falling asleep, Connor whispered “You know, I always hated vacations, but you made them beautiful again” in your ear
  • v cute, you two were v much in love with each other


  • When you asked Evan, whether he wanted go on vacation with you, he was #schockiert
  • He was v excited, but also nervous
  • The last time he’s been on holiday was when he was like 6 years old, before his father left the family
  • Poor guy
  • You asked him whether he wanted to go to Disneyworld
  • Evan smiled and was so happy about your suggestion
  • Basically, when you two booked the flight and bought tickets to the park, you were screaming and yelling out of pure happiness because it is in fact the happiest fucking place on the world alright
  • Evan thanked you like a million times, he was so happy to have you in his life
  • On the day you flew to Florida, you two were behaving like little children
  • Except during the flight bc there were #turbulences and both of you thought you were going to die
  • Usually you would try to comfort each other, but in that moment, you were just grabbing the hand of the other one, hoping that nothing bad happens
  • Narrator: Nothing bad happened
  • Evan and you were walking around like 7 year old kids
  • Pointing at everything and everyone
  • Maybe you two had to pull yourselves together not to cry, bc you were too happy
  • Evan was all excited about the people in costumes that were walking around
  • “Look! It’s Buzz from Toy Story” – “Evan, calm do- is that mICkEY MOUSE OH MY GOD”
  • You got your photo with Mickey Mouse (which is like the hardest challenge in your life honestly fight me that is the truest thing I have ever written)
  • Evan instantly set it as his lock screen bc he thought it was the cutest thing ever
  • A lot of cuddles and smooches when you were waiting in line
  • At the end of the day, you both just dropped in your bed, instantly falling asleep
  • Evan just hugged you real tightly, telling you over and over again how much he loves you
  • You did the same
  • wow luv


  • You’d ask him and he would be all like “Alright but why”
  • He thinks you can also just stay at his house, or your house and do nothing, except making out and playing video games and watch films
  • One night, when you were staying over at his house, you both were cuddling
  • You were on the brink of falling asleep, when he asked you where you would like to go
  • You just whispered “Los Angeles, by all means Los Angeles”
  • Boi knew what he had to do
  • So one day he texted you to get ready
  • Well, he really just texted you “Pack some clothes and other shit in one of your hipster bags and then we fucking go”
  • You thought ??? but it’s Jared, what do you even expect from that
  • He picked you up from your house, standing in front of his car like Ferris Bueller
  • “You asked for Los Angeles?”, he said with a small grin
  • Oh God, you freaked out and screamed and hugged him
  • He hugged you back, kissing you and laughing
  • You were so happy and that made him happy
  • So, you just were on your way to Los Angeles, which was like a 6 hour trip, but Jared drove, while you were asleep
  • Sometimes he looked over to you and thought like “Oh God, I’m so happy wtf”
  • As soon as you were in L.A., he woke you up and then the nerd menace began
  • Alright, but at first you went to your hotel, finally getting some sleep + cuddling a lot v cute omg
  • THEN the nerd menace began
  • Everywhere you went was just one big “They filmed that part of that film (or tv show) right there!”
  • Don’t get me started when you visited the Universal Studios
  • Jared nearly died bc he was so excited
  • That made you so happy, how he laughed and smiled and omg you two were so in love
  • You two made film references everywhere
  • “Roads? Where we’re going…we don’t need roads” – “Jared, just fucking drive”
  • “We should tap dance now” – “Y/N, this is not fucking La La Land and I’m not Ryan Gosling”
  • You two cuddled a lot, kissed each other a lot
  • v cute, you just loved each other so much
dating nct yuta!!121!! (again, on the right blog this time.)

yakisoba prince :“)
• takoyaki prince :”)
• hansol is the best friend
• “hansol, stop making fun of my boyfriend”
• but sassy
• let’s talk about his sass
• on a sass scale from 1-10, yuta is a jisung.
• “yuta, what are you wearing in this mv wth”
• “at least i can work it more than you can :”)“
• “this jacket brings out my shit personality”
• “baby, you don’t need a jacket for that :”)“
• "yuta, that drawing looks so weird, you should start over”
• “whoever drew your face should start over :”)“
• you hear johnny and hansol and jaehyun and mark yelling "BOOM. ROASTED.” in the background, every, time.
• yuta doesn’t know what it means. but he likes it.
• girl group dances with yuta is a thing
• dances with yuta is a thing
• dances with the bassbot members is a thing
• of course along with that, them laughing at you is also a thing
• sharing ear buds w yuta :“)
• going sightseeing w together is one of you guys’ favorite things
• pictures pictures pictures
• yall are so photogenic like wth :’) im attacked
• ok but you know that moment when you feel all empty, hopeless and angry all of the sudden? yuta is the person you call or text and he comforts you and it makes you feel so much better
• that was random but it popped up and it’s such a yuta thing
• serious when he needs to be, happy and funny when he needs to be
• such boyfriend material
• but he’s not the type of boyfriend that things outside of the boy and gets you chocolate and sweets and ice cream.
• you ask for tampons/pads? that’s all the boy will get you :“)
• of course that doesn’t mean that he won’t get you all those things if you ask, he definitely will whine a bit but get it for you
• cuddles with yuta are almost nonexistent, meaning-
• you guys don’t cuddle but it’s technically a cuddle, like, he hugs you while you guys are laying down but it’s not a cuddle, YOU KNOW
• kisses w yuta are mainly on the forehead or nose.
• random english and japanese speaking
• yuta doesn’t like you fangirling over other groups or other idols in general
• he pretends to hate it when you fangirl or overly compliment an nct member, but he doesn’t really mind, as long as it’s not taeyong, bc if you fangirl over taeyong, it’s legit
• you guys are like a newly wed couple
• but it’s like baby sitting bc-
• “jaemin, why are you here”
• “….jeno.”
• “……what the heck jisung.”
• “this is our date night-”
• “who am i kidding, we can’t have a normal date night ever as long as im an nct member”
• saying “i love you” doesn’t really surface in your conversations too much, but it does from time to time, mainly over text or call. or when he’s been away for a long time and you first see him after him being away, or when he’s leaving for a concert or a company trip.
• he calls you “baby” a lot
• bc you’re his baby ;“)
• lots of dates in the park or just walking around town
• you call him "prince”
• bc he’s your prince ;“)
• or yuta. bc. his name’s yuta. and vise versa. pet names are pretty common too tho.
• not much, but you guys often go stargazing too
• omgggg story time, FIRST SNOW W YUTA
• ok so in korea, there’s this saying about love and the first snow fall of the year and seeing it with them. idk how it exactly goes but you get the gist of it
• ok so, you two were out on a coffee date, cute, small, little meeting. it was fun and kind of meaningless bc it hasn’t been too long since you guys first started going out.
• yuta liked you since you two first met, but not in a love way, like a friend, and vise versa but those feelings grew little by little as you two began seeing more of each other.
• so here you guys were, in a coffee shop, on the third coldest day of the year so far, reaching almost negative 10 degrees. drinking coffee.
• it was fun, there wasn’t very much talking but it was comforting and warm.
• you guys finished your coffee and started to head outside when suddenly there was a loud cheer on the other side of the street. someone yelled "SNOW! SNOW!” and you two looked up and there it was. snow.
• yuta smiled at you, but you were too busy admiring the snow and touching each little snowflake that your hands could reach.
• yuta them realized that his heart was beating and he didn’t feel cold at all in negative 10 degree weather when he was with you.
• you smiled at yuta and waddled back towards him like a little girl who was seeing snow for the first time in her life.
• you snuggled back up towards yuta and smiled “it got cold”
• yuta hugged you and wrapped his arms around you like a large drape.
• :“) that day was the day that yuta fell in love with you :”)
• he’s so friggin insecure bc people made such a big freaking deal out of it omg
• he always is looking in the mirror if he’s not looking at the crazy comments online and it just makes you so sad bc it’s still yuta. the guy in front of you is still yuta, so what’s the problem?
• he comes to you but yuta’s the type of boyfriend who doesn’t like voicing out his problems (like serious ones where he seriously is hurt) he just laughs and plays with you and that’s stress relief for him
• ofc you don’t shove the problem in the poor boy’s face if he doesn’t want to talk about it and is struggling alone. but you do hint at it and you don’t do it to make him feel uncomfortable, you DO IT BC YOU LOVE HIM AND WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND STOP COVERING UP HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE WITH A MASK.
• ok, yuta teaches you weird phrases in japanese, and tells you the wrong meaning for them.
• LIKE IT’S SO FUNNY, HE TEACHES YOU THE WORD FOR LIKE, “THE CORN CHURNS THY BUTTER”, AND LIES TO YOU AND TELLS YOU THAT IT MEANS “the soft glistening of the river water that reflects itself on the high sky”
• “let’s go outside.”
• “no, you stupid girl, it’s hot. im not about to sweat the hair dye out of my hair.”
• “ok”
• “i wouldn’t do that” AND YOU LOOK AT HIM AND YOU’RE LIKE “yes you would, tf, you did this two days ago”
• so many cute selfiessss
• you guys buy drinks together, selfie, you guys are out for coffee, selfie, you’re at his concert, selfie, you’re in a cafe together, selfie.
• yuta is super open on his opinions unless they’re mean opinions, but still, and he is not afraid to tell you that he thinks you’re completely wrong and list the 12 reasons why he thinks so.
• “why are you even an idol, just be a lawyer”
• “did u eat”, “no”, “why”, “because my friend took me to a yakisoba place and every time i look at it, it feels like im in a restaurant that cooks and serves your hair”, “bye”
• yuta is a dog person he is not a cat person he is an outgoing doggie person
• but as it says so above like 40495967 bullets ago, you guys did get a lil pup and her name is mochi.
• why is teasing mark w yuta so much fun :“)
• doyoung is always on the verge of fighting yuta to the death bc he thinks that he can be sassier than yuta
• he could be, but yuta is naturally sassy, frankly there’s nothing doyoung can do at this point, he must give up
• yuta doesn’t read much but he loves it when you read stuff out loud to him it’s just, soothing
• you guys eat chicken together a lot it’s great
• you guys take lots of selfies of you guys in traditional clothing
• yuta tries to cook but most of the time he’s just like “order delivery”
• i forgot. weird adlibs, puns, and pick up lines. oddly, it brings yuta a lot of joy even though he’s like “ew stop that’s so gross”

- jenny

  • will literally forget everything and anything
  • speaks Chinese all the time when he comes in because hes tired and not thinking
  • and you’re like ????? I don’t speak Chinese
  • and he’s shook because he didn’t even realise he’d slipped into it

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Fake It Til You Make It

JILY CHALLENGE | @ginevrashorcrux vs @lilypcttr
 social media!AU + “After a misunderstanding with his fans, james begs lily to be his fake girlfriend until this all blows over. which includes posting cute instagrams together and doing all the couple challenges.”

(nothing like waiting till the last second! I’m so sorry this took forever but its up!)


James’ fans were some of his favorite people in the world. But sometimes, he really wanted to punch them in the face. This is one of those times.

 It all started with one, stupid youtube video from one, stupid Sirius Black. At the time it seemed like a good idea. Do a ‘boyfriend tag’ video with your best friend, who is like a brother to you, as a joke.  And it was a good idea because both boy’s view count and subscriber count went up by the hundreds.

 It wasn’t a good idea, however, when everyone thought that it was true and thought Sirius Black and James Potter are actually dating.

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Hey, Babe//Jung Jaehyun

Summary: In which Jaehyun is your idol boyfriend––currently on tour––and he sends you lots of cute videos and pics bc ya’ll miss each other lots ;u;

Genre: fluff!!!!

Word Count: 858

A/N: I apologize for the title it is so cheesy omg. 
Okay, for some reason, I got OD notes on my last post (omg I’m honored guys ;u;), so here’s another one for y’all :D
I also reread my last post, and OH MA LAWD, the number of grammar and spelling mistakes I made is tragic omg I am so sorry.
In my defense, it was like 2 AM when I finished it, and I did not proofread it because I had just spent 9 hours writing an essay for IB literature so… :D heh rip me 
But anyways, STORY TIMEEEEEEE!! 
P.S. Send requests!!!

Originally posted by nct127

*Jung Jaehyun is so attractive MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY POOR SOUL*


The first time you saw Jung Jaehyun, he wore a cold expression: eyes narrowed and lips pressed together in a tight line. When your boss brought you to meet the NCT members, you approached cautiously: bowing politely and waiting for their response. 

Rather than the quick, much-too-serious greeting that many rookies resorted to, the bunch of boisterous boys shouted their team introduction loudly before introducing themselves individually. You laughed as they showed off their different charms, secretly anticipating what the mysterious Jaehyun prepared. 

Your watched in awe as his cold expression morphed into a much softer one, eyes crinkling into crescents and dimples showing. He cutely sang his greeting, ending it by smiling widely and holding two peace signs up by his face. 

That was pretty much all it took for you to fall for Jung Jaehyun. 

Luckily, you left a similar impression on him, and after a few months of working together, you two officially started dating. 


You felt the smile form on your face when you heard the sound of your boyfriend’s part in “Without You” shamelessly ringing through your apartment. You all but ran over to the counter where your phone sat, picking it up and greeting Jaehyun with a quick “Hello.” 

Ever since he went on tour, he made sure to call you with daily updates of what he did, what he ate, and fun things he just wanted to share with you. He wanted you to experience all the new things he was experiencing, but sometimes it was just too hard to understand what he was trying to say. 

“Hey babe, did you see my messages?”

You furrowed your brows, “What messages? I didn’t get any messages.”

“But I sent them like two minutes ago!”

“Jae, you ‘like’ called me two minutes ago.” You rolled your eyes and laughed at his impatience. “I’ll look at them later, but for now, tell me what you did in Thailand!”

“NooOoOOoo~” he whined, “Can’t you just look at them now? Call me back after you’ve seen them?”

You sighed in defeat, knowing that there was no way you were going to win this argument. 

“Fine, love you. I’ll talk to you later.”

“Love you too, bye~”

Once you hung up, you opened up your “Messages” app, eyes widening when you saw that Jaehyun had sent you 14 new messages. 

Clicking on his name, you were surprised that instead of giant paragraphs of text, he had sent you a series of photos and videos. You scrolled up to his first message––a video––and pressed play.

“Hey, babe, it’s your wonderful and lovely boyfriend Jaehyunnie! I know it’s been hard trying to understand some of the things I’ve been talking about, especially since you haven’t experienced them before. But I’ve been thinking, and maybe you can experience them with me! Instead of my long, and probably confusing descriptions, I’m going to take photos and videos for you. That way, you can see all of us being crazy with your own eyes. I love you, and go play the next video!”

A stupid grin formed on your face as you exited out of the video. The next two messages were photos: one of Jaehyun holding up a finger heart, and one of him and Johnny sitting on top of an elephant. Of course, the next video was of the two of them screaming as they got used to the feeling of the elephant shifting beneath them, your laughter joining theirs as they yelled at the other boys behind them. It was only when Jaehyun addressed you that you quieted down. 

“Well love, as you can see, we are currently riding elephants over here in Thailand. It’s really fun! I really wish you were here. But you don’t have to worry because I’ll take you on plenty of trips in the future! Well, I’m gonna stop this video because the ride’s getting a little shaky, and I feel a bit uncomfortable holding this selfie stick out, but I’ll send lots of pictures and videos of other stuff we do today. Love you! Bye!”

As you looked at the rest of the videos and pictures he sent, your heart swelled up with joy. It didn’t matter what anyone else said because to you, Jung Jaehyun was the cutest human being on the planet. 

When you finally finished looking through the messages, you called him back––this time, through video chat. You wanted him to see how happy his video messages made you feel. 

“Hey, beautiful.”
“Hey yourself.”
“So, you saw my messages?”
“I did..”
“Jae, you are actually the cutest person ever.”
“I’ve been trying to tell you this for months now!”

You shook your head at his cheeky grin. 

“Anyways, I know you miss me, but your videos took up a lot of time. You need to go to sleep, because I’m sure you’re gonna wake up early tomorrow.”

He pouted, “But we barely got to talk!”

“I know, but I’d rather you get enough sleep. Tomorrow, we’ll talk first, and after we hang up, I’ll watch the videos. Deal?”


“Love you, Jae.”

“Love you too, Y/N.”


A/N: Okay, well another author’s note. I have no clue what this formatting is, I am so sorry omg. Well, hope you liked it even though it’s really short D: I also was too lazy to proofread this one, so sorry in advance for any grammar or spelling mistakes oops

part 1  best friend! sanha

↳ hahahaaaaaahksaldjflajsdfklasdf I thought it would be the greatest idea if i made pt2 to that bff sanha bUT THIS TIME yA’LL ARE DEVELOPING A CRUSH ON EACH OTHER MAN i”M A GENIUSSS

guys this is too cute i’m cringing omg eSP THE LAST PART AHHH

  • don’t sue me, this is the Classic™ The-Both-Of-You-Had-No-Idea-You-Like-Each-Other type of story
  • no experience,,,,,
  • pLuS LoVE IS gRoSS
  • hah
  • haahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • the first time you sort of changed in Sanha’s eyes was when he caught you in the middle of a volunteer event he couldn’t make to
  • he couldn’t go because his band had a gig the same night and he had to practice
  • but the other boys decided to walk to the nearest froyo place
  • which just so happened to pass the park where you were volunteering at
  • so as he scanned the people milling around the small fun fair, he caught sight of you plopped right in the middle of all these toddlers and five-year olds laughing and covered in glitter, glue, googly eyes and silly string
  • where the silly string came from, he doesn’t know
  • (from your other friend working at some other booth)

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anonymous asked:

Hiii !!!can you make one of those posts that come in topics (idk how to explain OMG) about how would it be to date Hoshi and you are a really hardcore Shawol like he is(maybe more hehe)?I'm sorry this is not very clear but how things would be, like would he freak out with you when Taemin is doing a comeback? And stuff like this

Hi, and so sorry it took us a million years to do this! Hope you like it ;u; 💕I tried

  • you’d honestly probably meet at a Shinee concert
  • like, you’d be queuing for merch and he’d be standing behind you, but you don’t really notice him before you’ve gotten your merch, including each member’s poster, and hear an upset “Ah, Taemin’s poster just got sold out? Well, then…”
  • you look at the pile of posters you’re carrying and get closer to the guy, who looks at you with a quirked eyebrow as he’s still trying to figure out what to buy instead
  • “I can sell you Taemin’s poster,” you offer and laugh a little when his face lights up, and he makes sure you’re serious before just settling for some of the photo sets and other merchandise
  • while he gets you the money for the poster, you talk about Shinee and find out your seats are next to each other
  • and that if anything is what eventually leads to the two of you getting closer
  • there’s just something about listening to and watching Shinee perform Close the door, wave your light sticks slowly along to it and accidentally bump your hand into his
  • when that happens, both of you just smile at each other, but there’s also a jolt of electricity running through your bodies
  • and when the concert is over and you’re both already missing Shinee, he casually asks you, “When will we see again?”
  • his question would be sudden and you’d be surprised for a while, but eventually gather yourself enough to give him a date and you exchange numbers and all that
  • you only realize at home that he was, in fact, Kwon Soonyoung of Seventeen, and not just your casual Shinee fanboy
  • you’ve just realized that when your phone buzzes with a message
  • ‘I’m Kwon Soonyoung `u´ I look forward to talking more about Shinee with you!!’
  • after that you get a photo of the Taemin poster you had been kind enough to sell him, already put on the wall
  • ‘Oh, and thank you for this. I’ll treat you out for coffee for this!!’
  • you insist that it’s fine since he already paid for the poster, but he refuses to give up, and eventually you go out for coffee
  • and a few days later for another coffee
  • and then some dinner, lunch, and so on, and before long you both hold warm feelings towards each other
  • neither of you would forget the day you became an official couple
  • you were at a café and Shinee’s View was playing, and somewhere near the middle you were both just lost staring into each other’s eyes with small smiles playing on your lips
  • “Do you want to go out with me?”
  • you’d ask the question at the exact same time and burst out into laughter right afterwards
  • “I guess that answers the question,” you’d laugh, and Soonyoung agrees with a happy smile and slowly reaches for your hand
  • NOW to the present
  • dating Soonyoung in general would be a whole lot of fun, and when you add to that that the two of you are Shawols… it only gets more fun
  • you’d always try to go to concerts together, and whenever a new song comes out, you’re both very excited and spam each other about your feelings without a second thought
  • and that’s okay because you’re both so excited
  • there’d be lots of cuddles and having his arms around you, especially when you’re both relaxing
  • besides Carats and the other members, he’d get a lot of his strength and motivation from you, and would always feel a sense of healing whenever he’s with you
  • you’d also be one of the reasons he wants to be as cool as possible on stage, because he knows you’ll see it
  • like both in general he’d love taking photos with you, like the type that you see in cute moodboards and all, of you cuddling and doing things together
  • but also cute couple pics of you being the Shawols you are, holding your light sticks or albums etc when it’s near comeback/concert time
  • (great Shawol selca day material)
  • also lots of teasing
  • you know the loving kind where he’d poke your cheek or vice versa and tease you about something
  • somehow it almost always ends with cute, small kisses and both of you laughing
  • and jokes
  • you’d never get bored with him
  • some of that might be because due to his idol career you don’t exactly get to spend so much time together that you’d grow tired of each other
  • instead, the two of you value any and all time that you can spend together and keep in touch through your phones etc
  • but even so, he’s just very fun to be around and you play a big role in that, too
  • the first time he’d tell you he loves you would be during a Shinee-themed sleepover that you’ve spent just enjoying each other’s company, watching their concert DVDs and all that, and somewhere in the middle he just looks at you warmly and says, “I love you.”
  • when you turn to look at him he blushes and averts his gaze with a soft chuckle and mumbles, “I just wanted to put that out there.”
  • your heart would flutter because you’d felt that way for a while, too
  • also good morning and good night texts are a must
  • even if you’d have just had a disagreement, you’d be certain to get a “good night baby, I love you” message 
  • especially during promotion periods when you can barely see at all, Soonyoung would occasionally give you a surprise video call
  • as soon as you answer it, you’re met with his pouty face, and pretty close, too
  • “I missed you,” he mumbles, and when you smile at him, his pout turns into a smile, too
  • you’d talk for a while, about whatever comes to your minds, and eventually wish each other a good night
  • and since both of you are Shawols
  • all the inside jokes related to Shinee
  • and inside jokes in general, really - most Seventeen members feel like third wheels around the two of you, but you can’t help it, you just match that well
  • chances are you’d occasionally also dance together, try out some new moves and even come up with some for Seventeen
  • and when you both run out of inspiration…
  • “Wanna dance to Ring ding dong?”
  • “…Why not.”
  • so you do, and as always, it’s amazing and the two of you have a lot of fun
  • and eventually end up kissing against the mirror, both of you giggling
  • speaking of kisses, his would often be playful
  • as in, he’d love to just give you a light, quick kiss that leaves you wanting for more, which you’re unable to hide, and then kiss you properly, again and again
  • okay okay if you were both in a rush he wouldn’t do that and instead you’d get like one kiss worth of at least five kisses that never fails to make your heart flutter
  • other times he’d be very passionate and boy would those times be hot
  • also highkey the type to be making out with you and suddenly blurt out something like
  • “I’m going to marry you one day.”
  • or something of that kind
  • like if it’s not about how he wants to have enough children to form a soccer team, he definitely wants to let you know that he has high hopes for the two of you, as exaggeratedly as he puts it
  • and in case it seems too much for you he’ll always make sure that you understand that he’s not that serious
  • like he won’t push that kinds of commitment and seriousness onto your relationship if you don’t want to, or at least until you want to, but he does have hopes
  • …plus honestly in a lot of cases it’d be mostly just talk
  • but imagine him saying that he plans on marrying you, and when you just frown because it doesn’t seem like anything you want to do during the next xx years, he laughs and cups your cheeks
  • “I’m half-joking, Y/N, don’t look so troubled. Let’s go at our own pace and see where we end up, yeah?”
  • and so you’re good again
  • as often as possible, Soonyoung would love to go out with you, although he’d always have to disguise himself to a point
  • but it doesn’t bother you too much, not if that means you get to go to a restaurant with him or go to an amusement park together
  • not to forget that if there is Shinee, there will be you and Soonyoung
  • you’d always look forward to their comebacks together, and quite likely even do your best to watch their music videos etc as soon as they’re out and freak out together
  • some of the other members would probably join you, too, but a lot of them would just raise their eyebrows and be confused while the two of you watch Shinee’s, Taemin’s or Jonghyun’s newest music video 
  • “He looks so cool!!”
  • “Look at those dance moves! I’m getting chills!”
  • “I know! This is so good!”
  • …and if the others are ever wondering when any of the aforementioned have a comeback coming up, they realize that if one was, they would know
  • because whenever there’s news that they’d have a comeback, Soonyoung would dash to the nearest member and exclaim
  • “They’re having a comeback next month!!”
  • and you’d both gush about it all the way until the comeback happened, and even afterwards you’d keep up with the promotions as well as you could
  • the day he co-emceed with Key would’ve been a great day for him but also for you lmao 
  • you’d snuggle him the next time you saw each other and just mumble “You met Key… how amazing.”
  • he’d laugh and be very proud for a while, probably even boast about how amazing it was, but then…
  • “…It was so scary let me tell you, he’s just so cool.”
  • and you can only imagine - if Key looked cool on stage, you could only imagine what he must’ve been like when you’re right next to him
  • in short, you’d have a loving boyfriend, a best friend and a fellow Shawol in one package and it couldn’t get better than that
  • naturally it’s not always just smooth sailing, but it would be a happy, healthy relationship
  • and although it should be a given, some of your sweetest words to each other would be
  • “I love you more than I love Shinee.”

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anonymous asked:

tell me a minseok headcanon

OK, OMG LEMME TELL U HOW I THINK HE IS WITH TAN (im just gonna refer to tan as she/her b/c i’d love it if she were a baby girl like soo’s pups soooo…consider that part of my headcanon, that he just wanted a pretty lil baby girl to take care of 😫)

  • i think when minseok first got tan he was probably really superrrr gentle with her, like i’m talking overly so. for instance, she’s a long-haired kitty who probably requires a lot of brushing and omgggggggg, in the beginning i’m sure he was sooooooo cautious and he baaarely touched her with the brush. to the point that she probably got ANNOYED with him, like 😾“for the love of GOD man, BRUSH ME!!” and tried to express her needs the way cats do, all arching into the brush and meowing at him and giving him a “wtf?” look. and minseok would’ve gotten the message loud and clear right away but he woulda still been more gentle than necessary for quite a long time as he slowwwwly became accustomed to her wants, needs, and expectations omg i die 😭
  • minseok probably cleans her litter box like 3x a day
  • he buys her all the top-of-the-line toys and treats and foods and just spoils her rotten my god :(((( when he was in japan for cbx’s japanese debut he even said he wasn’t focused on buying himself any souvenirs, he just wanted to bring back japanese treats for tan to try 😖
  • he plays SOOOOOOO well with her!! and LOVES it too, like he definitely just LAUGHS AND LAUGHS and has the best time watching her do dumb wonderful cat things :(((
  • he DEFINITELY talks to her. about all manner of things. in her language as well as his. 😂😂 he tells her his joys, his sorrows, his secrets, just absolutely EVERYTHING, and he’s full of compliments for her all the time too
  • exo have all been really amazed with how much she’s taken over his life, like that’s actual canon, and i bet he has so many videos and pics of her on his phone and that he shares them with absolutely everyone he comes in contact with in his life to the point that they’re so over it but he doesn’t care, he just loves her so much, she’s the funniest cutest prettiest cat in the world as far as he’s concerned, and he says so like every single day to anyone who’ll listen and to the backs of ppl’s heads if they won’t
  • exo knows that these days when minseok’s talking about his “little sister” he’s rlly talking about tan. his actual (read: human) little sister knows this too and has learned to accept it 😆
  • he’ll defend his status as a cat person all day long to the rest of exo, and every example of feline greatness he’ll supply will be anecdotal evidence from the time he’s spent with tan 😊😊

let’s take a break from this headcanon for a NORWEGIAN FOREST CAT FUN FACT!! the cat fanciers’ association describes the norwegian forest cat’s expressions as “striking and distinctive” and makes note of their “large, almond shaped eyes”. additionally, norwegian forest cats are known for having soft voices and gentle, friendly personalities and HELLO all of that also describes min!! now where were we….

  • A RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER THRU AND THRU, ARE U KIDDING ME?!?!?! i bet he read up on different breeds ahead of time to decide which one was right for him and really weighed his options carefully and took the whole process so seriously, probably got her from a rlly reputable breeder and just went about everything the responsible way. he most likely pondered getting a cat for a really long time and researched how to raise one properly and makes such a huge effort to give her the best life possible 😭😭😭
  • minseok is definitely super respectful whenever she needs some chill time away from him seeing as he fully gets that, and rlly when she’s in that “leave me be” mode it makes him smile cause he’s like “hell yeh binch, i get it! lol, SAME!”
  • ok, not rlly a headcanon but just the fact that min was rlly afraid of cats and decided all by himself to confront his fear by GETTING ONE OF HIS OWN, that’s WILD man who does that?? a constantly-challenging-himself-to-grow-and-evolve man!! an “i refuse to live in fear!” man!!!
  • sometimes he just loses himself in silently observing her? like he’ll just watch her watching the world outside his window and start thinking about what she could possibly be thinking about and the next thing he knows 3 hrs have passed, his whole day is shot, and he still has no idea what’s inside her mind, but he has zeroooo regrets ://
  • if she ever gets sick he’ll just cancel everything to stay home and monitor her around the clock, 25/8, b/c the thought of trusting anybody else with her care just…..doesn’t sit well with him at all, no one can take care of her the way he needs her to be cared for, and “her well-being IS my responsibility after all!” if he really DOES need someone to catsit for any amount of time, he has a 3-pg word doc saved on his computer that he prints out for the sitter to refer to, full of very specific instructions. and the whole time he’s away from her he’s just fretting.
  • he most likely wasn’t so into her getting up on his bed at first but now he can’t sleep unless she’s purring right by his head :((( and he loves being woken up by her rlly light meows and her stomping on his (naked) chest HA
  • maybe the reason he doesn’t show us a lot of pics of her is b/c he wants to like….respect her kitty privacy or something?? LMFAO what an adorable loser :((((

anonymous asked:

top 10 anime ops, go

omg so i got this ask like 2 weeks ago or something, and this took hours of intense listening and deep thought and introspection, and then i went away to sydney for like 4 days and then i forgot about it. anyway, it pained me deeply to have to leave a couple out but here we go (in no real particular order… i think)

「Great Days」 - Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (OP 3)

*pointing to the sky* LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER~

i love this OP so much. like, sooooo so much. all jojo OP’s are incredibly high quality affairs, but the first time i heard great days i literally felt like my life was changing, like i was having some kind of religious experience. it was just that good. it’s so upbeat, it radiates warmth and optimism, and it makes me feel so good to listen to, and that combined with the stylish and evocative visuals makes this hands down my favourite jojo OP, and one of my favourite anime OP’s of all time.

ambiguous - Kill la Kill (OP 2)

if i absolutely had to pick a favourite anime, id probably say kill la kill. it’s just so special to me. it’s so cool and wild and silly and over the top and so much fun. watching it each week is still to this day the most fun i’ve ever had watching an anime, and this OP is just such a banger. that part with ryuko and satsuki fighting, sending hundreds of one-star students flying everywhere, and eventually creating the logo out of debris and blood from their fight is one of the coolest title drops ive ever seen in an anime OP. this OP got me hyped up every time. still does.

Peace Sign - My Hero Academia (OP 2)

ohhWOAHH OHHohh, ohh OHH Ohh ohh, ohh OHH Ohhohh oohhhhh…

oh my god i love this song. this song manages to encapsulate the tone, feel, and spirit of the series i love so much so perfectly, it actually blows me away. i really like the visuals too, theyre quite simple but effective, but the song is what really stands out to me here imo. OP’s will come and go as the series continues but in my heart Peace Sign will forever be THE theme of My Hero Academia. i dont have much else to say about it. this song fucking rules.


this anime ended up being only Okay in the end, tbh, tho i definitely enjoyed it. id give it like maybe a 7/10 overall. but holy moly, that OP tho!! this song is AMAZING and idk how to even describe all the feelings it stirs within me, and combined with the vibrant, kaleidoscopic visuals, this OP is simply breathtaking imo. 7/10 anime, 11/10 OP.

Hyadain no Kakakata Kataomoi/Joujou Yuujou - Nichijou

ok im cheating by including both nichijou OP’s in the one slot but u know what i DONT EVEN GIVE A CARE. nichijou is honestly the best anime ever made and it deserves it. i couldnt possibly separate its two OP’s, they’re a package deal tbh and they’re both the toppest of top tier. nichijou is love, nichijou is life.

Flyers - Death Parade


holy hell this song is a bop. a show this sad had no business bopping this hard in the OP and yet it does and its fantastic. enough said, really.

Soundscape - Hibike! Euphonium (2nd season)

who expected such a down-to-earth drama abt a high school concert band would have such an absolute banger of an OP?? the first season of eupho was one of my favourite animes of 2015, so to have the highly anticipated 2nd season a year later kick off with such a fun, high energy OP just got me so dang excited!! also worth mentioning is at the beginning of the season, the OP is presented mostly in black and white, but after they win the competition and get to move onto nationals at the end of ep 5, it gets changed in the next episode onward to be completely in full, vibrant, beautiful kyoani colour, and it just made me so !!!!… ya. good stuff.

99 - Mob Psycho 100

no jokes this might actually be the best OP ever made tbh. it’s a 100% fucking masterpiece in every way. going into detail abt everything that makes this one so good would make this post like 3 times longer than it already is. its JUST THAT GOOD. 

THE HERO!! - One Punch Man 


i really dont have much to say abt this one other than it’s hands down one of the most bangerest bangers of all time. i know it, you know it, we all know it. one punch man is getting a 2nd season, and i simply cannot fathom it having an OP better than this. they may as well just reuse it instead of trying to live up to it.

Sorairo Days - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Mark my words. This drill will open a hole in the universe, and that hole will become a path for those behind us! The dreams of those who have fallen; the hopes of those who will follow! These two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drill a path towards tomorrow! That’s Tengen Toppa! That’s Gurren Lagann!! My drill is the drill THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!

and then the chorus kicks in!! chills of hype every time!! i can’t believe i almost forgot to include this one, despite being so iconic of my life and having such fond memories of it. 

and there u have it. if you’ve been following me long enough or just know me well enough, there’s probably basically ZERO surprises here lolol, but shrugs, y’know?? i’m pretty transparent abt what i like LOL.

scarednoises  asked:

Hi yes hello. I love Galra!Keith and if you have any thing to say about that please do, because I have been looking places for that and I have yet to find long headcanons for him. Also, love your blog.

im so sorry this took me so long to get to aaaaa but omg yEAH i have things to say about galra!keith he is *makes fists in the air* so good

  • first of all i like the theories of him not necessarily having another galra form, u feel
  • like… there’s no “Going Galra” and turning into his other form he’s just keith ft. galra
  • i am also a fan of the “keith’s mom was a commander taken prisoner by the galra on a mission and ended up falling in love with one of them" idea
  • so poor mama kogane… i love her and i dont even know her, she was probably super headstrong and extremely clever and just full of energy
  • she was gonna fight for that baby till the very end
  • she hid him the best she could and the other prisoners were honestly super helpful in keeping him a secret from the guards but that can only go on for so long yknow
  • they eventually find out and the galra can’t allow prisoners to have children in captivity because they have no use for babies and they have to rip that child right out of her hands kicking and screaming 
  • she could not bear it honestly i bet she went sadistic on her captors, yelling and begging and demanding that they give her her child back 
  • they sent young keith down to earth and left him at an orphanage, On the Doorstep in a Basket in the Pouring Rain Style those galra are so fukin cheesey
  • and that’s where our dear keith stays for a few years, as he gets a little older he can sometimes notice that he’s just different from the other kids (sharper teeth, sharper nails, pointy ears) and that’s when he starts to kinda hang back from everyone
  • he becomes a little reclusive bc no one looks like him and all the other kids keep their distance and he doesn’t understand why he’s being left alone to play by himself 
  • he’s been there for seven years when he starts acting up bc no one ever pays any attention to him and just wants to be noticed
  • he starts doing all these things like throwing toys out the windows on the third floor or knocking over the block towers that other kids built and when disciplinary action isn’t enough anymore they have to kick him out and send him somewhere else
  • new orphanage, same problems :(
  • now he’s in his early teen years so once he gets to like…. 12-14 he is getting a ton of weird changes that none of the other kids are going through (slightly glowing eyes, purple hair sprouting up in places, u feel)
  • and now since the other kids are older too they start making fun of him instead of just ignoring him
  • he’s… so lonely he just wants friends he just wants to play he just wants to understand
  • when he’s a little older he starts hopping from foster family to foster family, it usually goes okay at first and he starts to wonder if this is what a real family feels like but then they’ll catch something about him thats very galra and they’ll get confused and angry and keith will get scared and he will run away until he finds a new family
  • but.. this cycle keeps repeating and its starting to get ingrained into keith’s head that nothing is permanent and everyone leaves and im different and i don’t know why
  • after one bad last fiasco he hears about the galaxy garrison and signs right the fuck up because its something and right now he has nothing
  • i dont feel like i need to go into a lot of detail about his time at the garrison other than that succeeding so well in flying made him actually feel really good for once in his life and gave him something to work towards, his instructor/mentor shiro filled him with lots of hope about what he was capable of, he learned through his studies about who he really was (and had a damn hard time coming to terms with it), and that after the news of the loss of the kerberos mission was released, he snapped and demanded answers and stirred up too much commotion and got booted
  • booted from the garrison, booted from foster families, booted from the orphanages, he should’ve known that nothing is permanent and everyone leaves because thats the way it always is and thats the way it always will be
  • let’s skip ahead to where he thinks its time to tell the team about who he is
  • it took keith a hell of a lot to come to this point but god, after they went through all that shit with the galra, he’d fee like he’s been lying to his team the whole time and he can’t have that
  • because maybe, if he tells them instead of them figuring it out for themselves, maybe they won’t leave and maybe they’ll still care about him and maybe itll be okay
  • so far this team has been the most permanent thing in his life and the closest thing to family he’s ever known so he has to tell them, he wouldn’t be able to stand it otherwise
  • so… he tells them
  • and i know there’s a million hc’s out there already of how THAT goes down
  • i personally like the “initial shock, then anger, then understanding” pattern
  • the anger coming from our younger paladins who don’t quite get it but just know that this means he’s One of the Bad Guys and can’t be trusted
  • the understanding coming from shiro, who had his doubts back at the garrison, but tells the team that he isn’t really One of the Bad Guys and should absolutely not be treated any differently than how he was before
  • i wouldn’t expect the team to accept it right away, but i could totally see them at least saying that night that they’ll work on it and then over the next week it all starts to fall back into place and soon enough they’ll even start defending him if he gets any trouble for it and what do you know, everything is okay, everything is okay
  • keith is just… so happy that they stuck by him… he was probably just so terrified that they were gonna leave him again, just like everybody else did, but they didn’t and he’s finally starting to know what a family feels like and ggggga aaahhh this kid is making me so emotional i need to end this

i just realized that this is all angst but to be fair, galra!keith is not an angst-free topic but just for shits and giggles here’s this:

  • i am a firm believer of “keith will follow any laser pointer if u try hard enough” 
  • keith: *has to literally put a sticky note that says Do Not Touch on his ears bc of lance*
  • who’s that walkin down the hall at 2 am and accidentally stares hunk down with his glow eyes until he passes out from pure fear? its our guy keith give him a round of applause everyone
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can u do a blurb where you and Taylor Caniff both like each other but refuse to admit it, so the guys lock u in a room until you do admit it?

Yes ma'am! Sorry for the wait, but I hope you like it 😘💜
“Y/N you have to tell him.”

“I can’t, what if doesn’t like me back?”

"For the last time, we know he does just go do something about it.” Lox and you were just chilling in your hotel room and she was trying to go tell Taylor about your crush you have on him.

They said he liked you too, but even with that information, you were too shy to make the first move. This drove Lox absolutely insane, which is why she was sitting here trying to convince you for like the 100th time in the last two days.

Later that day, everyone was downstairs eating in the restaurant on the bottom floor of the hotel.

"Y/N, didn’t you want your hoodie down here with you?” You had planned to grab your hoodie on the way out of your room because it was always freezing in the lobby.

"Oh shoot, I’ll be right back. I’m gonna go grab it.” With that you headed back up stairs and left Lox to go in and get your seats.

Lox’s POV (surprise!)

So far so good. Now that Y/N was going to be in our room, alls we had to was get Taylor up there. I knew Y/N would be a while because I hid her hoodie before I left.
As I walked in the restaurant I gave Matt
and Aaron the thumbs up to let them know that Y/N was heading up now.

"Hey Mahogany, where’s Y/N?” Matt pretended like he didn’t know and made sure Taylor was in earshot to hear him ask me.

"She’s up in the room. Shoot, I forgot to tell her that we were eating now instead of in a half hour. Taylor would you go get her for me?”

At first he looked like a deer caught in headlights because he didn’t think we knew he was listening. He quickly regrouped though and said “yeah, I don’t mind. I’ll be right back.”

We waited a couple moments to give him a head start. After about 20 seconds or so, Matt and Aaron ran up the stairs so they could push Taylor in the room with Y/N as soon as she opened the door.

Your POV

I finally found my hoodie after about five minutes of searching. It somehow ended up under Mahogany’s bed. One of you must have kicked it under there by accident. Just as you were checking your image in the mirror one last time, a knock sounded on your door.

"Coming!” You yelled towards the door, wondering who it could be. You were super surprised to see that it was Taylor on the other side when you opened it.

“Uh hey Y/N, Lox sent me-” All of a sudden he was cut off because Matt and Aaron had appeared out of nowhere and shoved him inside with you, slamming the door shut.

Immediately, both of you scrambled trying to get the door unlocked, but they must have wedged the chair from out in the hallway under the door knob.

“What the hell guys?” Taylor yelled through the door.

“Admit what you need to admit and we will let you out!” Matt said back through the door. You could just hear the smirk on his face.

“Admit what? And to whom?” You questioned, completely bewildered by these sudden events.

“Oh you two know. We will be up in 20 minutes to see if you did as you were told. Have fun,” Aaron announced to you two. Then you heard the sounds of footsteps walking away and the door to the stairwell open and shut.

“Well that was odd. Looks like we have 20 minutes to decide what we want to eat downstairs.” You laugh at his failed attempt at a joke and then realized something.

“Wait, why were you at my room?” You turn to question him.

“Mahogany said she forgot to tell you that we were eating now. She said you were under the impression that we weren’t eating for another half hour. So she sent me up to get you.”

“Omg, they were all in on it: Matt, Aaron, and Lox! I knew we were eating now. I was just about to walk in the restaurant, but Lox reminded me that I forgot my jacket, so I came back up to grab it. I originally had it laying on the table over here, but I found it underneath Lox’s bed. She must of hid it so I would have to stay up here long enough for you to come get me.”

“Well aren’t they sneaky? So why did they feel the need to lock us in a room and jam the door?”

“I have no clue,” but in all truthfulness you did. And you know Taylor did too. So after about ten minutes of joking around and tossing a paper ball around you guys made you finally caved and just blurted it out.

“This is stupid. Okay truth is, Taylor I like you, a lot. I’ve liked you for a while now and I just didn’t know how to tell you so-”

Suddenly, you were cut off my his lips on yours. It only took you a second to register what was happening, and you didn’t hesitate to kiss him back.

What started off as a slow and shy kiss, turned into a lustful make out on Lox’s bed. That’s what she gets for locking you two up.

Not realizing how much time passed, you didn’t hear the door open and Aaron, Matt, and Lox come in.

“Not my bed! Really guys? I have to sleep there.” Lox whined and both of you laughed.

“You two work fast.” Matt smirked and you blushed.

“Jesus, I didn’t realize that when we were leaving in here alone things would get this heavy.” After Aaron’s comment your blush was so deep that you buried your head into Taylor’s chest.

“Well you guys started it. Now could you please leave so we can finish it?” With that said, Taylor shooed them out the door and once he shut it he turned to you .

“Now where were we?

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Gender Confessions

Summary: Dan is friends with youtuber Phil online, and it’s amazing. But there’s one tiny detail that Dan has lied about, and it makes everything complicated. Phil thinks that Dan is a girl.
Word count: 2025
Genre: Oneshot / Fluff / Angst / kind of AU?
Warnings: Angst and swearing.
Disclaimer: This is just from my imagination and I don’t own dan or phil unfortunately.
A/N: Sooo…I randomly wrote this today. Not much to say really. I have no idea if this is a really unoriginal idea, but I haven’t personally seen anything similar atleast. P:S English isn’t my first language so I’m really sorry if there’s spelling or grammar mistakes. Lemme know what ya think :)

You can also read it here on ao3 if you prefer and want to comment or something :)

Amazingphil: How was your day dan? Was school okay? :)

Dan smiled to himself when he saw the familiar username pop up in his twitter DM’s. He could never get over the fact that Phil, fricking Phil the youtuber, was his online friend. It was a dream come true. If it wasn’t for one tiny detail…

Danisnotonfire: School was fine. Lonely as usual. But I feel better now when ur talking to me :)
Amazingphil: Aw i’m sorry…I wish i could be there and be ur friend IRL :( I can’t believe that nobody wants to be friends with a sweet girl like u!
Danisnotonfire: Don’t worry, i’m used to it. U always make me feel better :)
Amazingphil: <3 I have to go to bed now though, I have a lecture early tomorrow :( sweet dreams xx
Danisnotonfire: okay, goodnight sweetie <3

That was the tiny detail. Phil thought that Dan was a girl.

It’s not like Dan had planned for it to happen. It just happened. He never expected Phil to answer his silly youtube comments. But one day, he did. Phil had thought that Dan’s comments were sweet, so he suggested that they should talk on twitter. Dan had almost exploded with excitement. It didn’t take long until the question about “real names” came up. Phil had asked if Dan was a nickname for Danielle. At first, Dan was going to correct him. But he had stopped himself. Phil had said himself that Dan’s comments were “sweet” and “adorable”. He didn’t want to freak him out by sounding like the gayest fanboy ever. Phil was obviously straight anyway, so he would freak out if he knew he had an 18 yearold gay stalker. So Dan let it be. To Phil, he was Danielle, nicknamed Dan. A sweet fangirl.

At first, Dan had been okay with it. But as time went on, it got harder and harder to play that role. They’d been chatting for 5 months now. Dan’s made up girl life started to fade together, so he lived in constant fear that he’d forget something that he’d told Phil about.
He never lied. Not really. Just some white lies to make him sound like a girl. He’d mentioned makeup and stuff like that a few times. He could’ve made it easier for himself by pretending to be a tomboy of course, but he figured Phil wouldn’t be into that. So he threw in some complaining about how expensive mascara and bras were once in a while, and things like that. He was willing to do anything just to keep Phil talking to him. To not get bored of him.

But Dan was scared. He got more scared every day. Their messages had always been flirty. But over the past 5 months they’d been in contact, they had only gotten more and more flirty. Of course Dan loved it. He had feelings for Phil. Strong feelings. Maybe even love. He suspected that Phil felt the same way about “him”, since he had suggested Skype a few times. Dan had made up lame excuses to not do it. He knew he couldn’t avoid it much longer though. His nightmare came true sooner than he expected.

It was Dan’s 19th birthday. He was exhausted after a long day out with his family. He hadn’t even gotten the chance to log onto twitter to check if Phil had remembered his birthday. He swore his heart skipped a beat when he saw the notification. It was from Phil of course. It’s not like he had any other friends.

Amazingphil: HAPPY 19TH DAN!!!!! :D Hope u had an amaaaaaaazing day <3

Dan smiled widely and replied as fast as he could, hoping Phil was still online.

Danisnotonfire: Thaaanks <3 Had a good day I guess. Was out with the family all day so soz for not replying </3 :(

Phil replied almost immedietly.

Amazingphil: That’s okay, I hope u had fun :) wish i could see u though…see what 19 yearold dan looks like :(
Danisnotonfire: No no no u don’t wan’t to see me, i’m nothing special :P
Amazingphil: C'mon dan, it’s been 5 months…I just want to see how beautiful u are :( I want a face to the adorable personality… u have seen my face so why can’t i see yours? xx

Dan felt his heart sink. He knew Phil was right. He knew it was totally unfair to Phil. He knew Phil wasn’t an old pedophile, but Phil knew nothing. What if he was scared? Dan thought about it. If he had videos of him online and spoke to someone who refused to show their face, he would be scared too. Dan had never really thought about that way before. He could be a lying creep in Phil’s mind. No wait, he was a lying creep. He wasn’t a sweet girl like Phil thought. He was a guy. A gay guy pretending to be a girl. Holy shit, what had he done?! He was no better than the thousands of lying pedophiles out there on the internet. No matter what he did, he was about to fuck up their friendship. If he refused to skype him, it would freak him out. He wouldn’t be able to trust Dan. But if he agreed, he would find out that Dan wasn’t a Danielle, and he would freak anyway. It would be easier to just never talk to him again. But he couldn’t do that to Phil. Sweet Phil. He deserved an explanation. Even if it would hurt him.

Danisnotonfire: Okay. I’ll do it. x

His hands were shaking as he typed the short sentence. It was over.

Amazingphil: Do what? Skype me?
Danisnotonfire: Yes. x
Amazingphil: OMG I cant believe it! I’m finally gonna see u! :D Are u totally sure about it though? I won’t force u love xx I’m just so curious about you.
Danisnotonfire: I’m sure. Let’s just do it.
Amazingphil: Okay :) I’m logged in now so just tell me when ur ready x
Danisnotonfire: Just one more thing before we do this…
Amazingphil: What is it baby? x
Danisnotonfire: Just…please don’t hate me. ily xx

He could barely type because of his eyes tearing up. He tried to dry them with the sleeve of his hoodie, but he was shaking so much that he couldn’t do it properly. Fuck it. Phil would hate him anyways, so it didn’t matter that he looked like a crying weirdo. He closed his twitter tab, not waiting for a reply. Instead, he logged onto skype quickly. It only took a few seconds before he saw the incoming call. He took a deep breath and clicked to answer the call.

Phil’s face appeared on the screen. His black hair was a bit messy, but still perfect. He had a blue button up shirt on that Dan remebered him wearing in a few videos. His blue eyes were absolutely gorgeous in the light of his computer screen. He looked excited at first, but his face soon dropped. This was it. Dan’s room was badly lit, but it would still be obvious that he wasn’t the beautiful Danielle that Phil expected. Phil looked shocked. Dan sniffled and looked up from his lap that he’d been staring at for the past few seconds. He met Phil’s eyes for a brief moment, but looked away quickly. He couldn’t stand looking at his hurt face. Or maybe he was disgusted. Dan couldn’t really tell. He took a deep breath and gathered the courage to speak up after the long silence.

“ I…I know you hate me. I’m not the drop dead gorgeous Danielle you expected ” Dan’s hands were shaking and his sobbing made it difficult to talk.

“ Dan ” Phil’s voice was soft, but he ignored it. He had to explain himself before Phil hung up and blocked him on every website that existed.

“ No Phil I need to explain myself. I was a creep. I fucked everything up. I just…I couldn’t help it. You’re amazing and I’m just…Dan. Daniel. I knew you’d be creeped out that I was a guy. I knew you’d like me better if I was a sweet girl. I just wanted you to be my friend. You’re the most amazing person I have ever met. I knew I should’ve stopped it when we became more and more flirty, but I liked it so much. I couldn’t stop. I’m so fucking sorry I fucked everything up. I wasted 5 fucking months of your life on a pathetic loser. I’m so sorry phil I’m so sorry please don’t hate me. I can’t live with you hating me ” He had to stop his rant to breathe in deeply. It almost felt like he was having a panic attack. He wasn’t even sure if Phil had heard what the hell he’d just said.

“ Dan, please look at me ” Phil’s voice pleaded. Dan had almost forgotten Phil was still there, watching him. He looked up slowly, scared to face him. He knew Phil must hate him.

“ Dan, I knew ” His voice was so soft and he even had a small smile on his face. Dan was confused as hell.

“ What? You knew what? ” Phil looked down and up at Dan again, chuckling quietly.

“ I knew Danielle didn’t exist. Well, I didn’t know for sure, but the way you spoke…It was pretty obvious that you were a guy. But I was still scared that you might not be. I was scared that I hoped you were a guy so much that I was delusional and missed any signs that you were a girl. That’s why I was so shocked when I saw that I was actually right. Do you understand me Dan? ”
It felt like he was looking straight into Dan’s soul. But it wasn’t uncomfortable. It was the opposite. But Dan was still confused as hell. He had stopped crying atleast.

“ Uhm… I’m not sure I do actually. I thought…I thought you would hate me? I lied to you. I lied for 5 months. I led you on. I let you think you had met a sweet fangirl. All you got was a creepy fanboy. I deserve your hate Phil ”

“No! Listen to me Dan. I don’t hate you. I could never ever hate you. I understand why you did what you did, okay? Don’t worry about it. I never wanted a Danielle. Haven’t you figured that out by now? I wanted a Dan. Only Dan ”

He was still confused. Things started to fall into place, but he was too scared to assume anything. Phil smiled at him on the computer screen. He looked genuine. There was just something about Phil’s face. He couldn’t look mean even if he tried. Dan believed him. He trusted him.

“ What are you trying to say? “ He tried in an attempt to get more answers. Phil laughed, but changed to a cheeky expression quickly.

“ Did you mean what you said in your last tweet to me? “ Dan did not expect that question. He couldn’t even remember what he wrote.

“ Uhm I don’t remember what I said? What did I say? “

“ You said you loved me. Well, you said ILY, but same thing. Did you mean it though? “ Phil almost looked shy when he asked, and it was adorable.

“ I-uhm… “ Dan hesitated. It would be risky to admit it, but he was tired. He was tired of lying. He’d might aswell throw that secret on Phil aswell. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

“ Yes “ He opened his eyes slowly and saw Phil grinning on his screen.

“ Good, cause I love you too “ Dan felt like crying again. He could never have expected this in a million years. Amazingphil loved him. He had never felt this happy before in his entire life.

After over an hour of skyping, Dan went to bed with the biggest smile on his face. He was loved. He had a boyfriend. They had arranged to meet for the first time next week already. Dan couldn’t wait see him in person. They may have had a weird start of their relationship, but he had a feeling it would all work out.

Maddy's 420-follower FOLLOW FOREVER !!! 

     sO I’M FINALLY DOING AN FF BECAUSE I CAN. LAUGHS MANIACALLY. also 420 followers fu ckin bLA ZE IT. Since I had an immature laugh at that number I am ff-ing because… because I can. [ “I DO WHAT I WANT, THOR” VOICE ] 

     So. This is the first time I’ve done an ff and to be honest I don’t really know what to say to you all, ‘cause my talking-to-people skills are about as good as my photoshop skills. Catch me in-character and I’m a suave charming ginger motherfucker, catch me out-of-character and BAM, awkwardnessx83743819204738. Sigh. But that’s enough about m–

                    –Okay, if you’ve been following me for a while and actually thought I was going to stop talking about my perfect ginger self that fast, you haven’t been paying attention. [ imperiously adjusts crown ] 

     aLRIGHT I PROMISE I LOVE YOU GUYS and this is for you not me after all, but you see I kinda have a story I want to tell first. It’s about a girl who had rather little success with indies. First came an old blog a long long time ago, made on impulse before she could really even write well, and of course, that blog didn’t give her a good experience. Then, years later (literally), a friend (lookin @ u miche) convinced her to try making an indie again. So she tried making a Foxface, but her muse disappeared. She made a Loki, and she kind of left it, but she swore she’d go back– it’s just that playing such an extremely popular character made her nervous and stressed. And then, one day, she went through the 'favorite’ tag on her personal blog, and found a fire!Hans video she’d put there. And an idea came to mind– why not try out the ginger douche? She had muse for the ambitious lil shit, so she might as well get over her nerves and give it a try. She didn’t know what she expected. 

          It certainly wasn’t painful Panic! At the Disco inspired plots or a Hans Harem or role reversals that rip your heart out or jokes about Hans becoming mayor of Night Vale or dark!Anna group verses that have barely started but are already making you sob. 

               But goddamn is she glad that’s what happened, because the people she met are some dynamite gals (and guys) and she’s really glad she talked to them. 

                    And if you haven’t figured out our hypothetical girl is me, you really haven’t been listening. 


precious lovelies (in no particular order): 

thehumanxmonster – this is kenna. kenna is my girlfriend. i don’t think this needs much more of an explanation tbh you can just tell from that how fab i think she is. anyway. she’s the sherlock to my james and the steve to my bucky and man kenna i l y. (also. dude. i don’t think we’ve rped much with bruce 'n hans, though. bruce and hydra!hansy need more interaction. for reasons. we must fix this problem) 

redledgerx – miche you’re the one who got me back into indies and i lovehate you for it. it’s made my life so much better but at the same time it has rUINED ME YOU LIL SHIT. but you know i love you anyway. and you’re actual tasha romanoff i’m pretty sure so i mean if i didn’t love you you’d probably like hunt me down and kill me. so. anYWAY I AM SO GLAD WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS man i am so glad kenna found more on that chatzy because w o w what would my life be w/out you guys. ily2 bae

banishedking – you little ginger prince you. i am so glad i didn’t freak out and go “oh god, another hans, i won’t follow them i’ll be self-conscious” because the decision to follow you was the best worst one i’ve ever made. best because ily, worst because goddamn hanses what are they doing they’re ruining our lives. i still can’t believe you wrote me that marina drabble okay i read it a lot and cry. you gave me marina-inspired hans emotions and tbh that has made me your friend for life, you’re never getting rid of me meHEHEHEHEHEHEH. but anyway ily [ contented ginger noises ] 

primxvera – H E L L A. C H I L L. u r hella chill renata. it’s tru don’t doubt me. anyway you listened to me yell at you that one time when i had that hansanna dream that didn’t make sense but wAS CUTE and putting up with that must have taken like 743819473/10 patience so i applaud you. anyway the fact that our friendship started with panic! at the disco and crying over she had the world is the most perfect thing cries sobs panic! will make me cry forever now because of you and your anna o kay. i don’t even know our friendship is mostly panic! and hella and crying over that one thread and that’s the best kind of friendship there is. 

ofsophistication // duodenary – LIZZZYYYYY. gonna go with @-mentioning anna and alex here because they’re the blogs you seem to be on most rn ahah. I could probably have done entropy but you know, i’m lazy so. can i just say that i’m so glad you wanted to plot with mischief because if you hadn’t we might not have started talking and i aM SO GLAD WE DID. because you are fantastic and gr8 and amazing and meheheheheh i am so happy i got you to make dark!anna because dark hanna is the b e s t. but you know i’ll probably make like 50 more blogs because of u so it all evens out. this summer will be fab. f a b. 

wintermonarch // xpoppins – gISE. ohmygod you are fantastic okay. because you were one of the first people to talk to me on hans okay? like i think you followed me on loki and when i made hans you were like “hELLO FRIEND” and we started making plots w/ hans and elsa and lOTS OF HELSA PAIN [ sobbing in distance ] and i’m just so happy that you approached me and took a chance on my hans because wow you are fantastic and we need to do all of the things. all of them. and you’re a perf elsa and a perf mary poppins like wow amazing how do you do?? i think it is sorcery. must be sorcery

fetchinglyfeisty – tEAAAAAAAA. you are the best okay. and you put up with my appearances and disappearances which makes you great? and you make me laugh and also cry because of our role reversal au which stabs my heart out. and hans’s. c: anyWAY you are the best for putting up with me and you were also one of those first few people to approach my hans? and tbh you’re just really sweet and ily okay. we need to talk more !!!

lucemxsanctus – yoU AND YOUR ZELDA ARE PERF OKAY. and you’re way too nice to me all the time? like you’re so sweet omg and i love talking to you 'cause it brightens up my day. and we really need to talk more because you’re pretty great! and we need to do that masquerade thread. i shall try to get a starter out for it by this weekend, okay?! because i need it in my life. sob s. 

icesalis – oh my god so you were one of those first people to approach my hans too and let me tell you, when you followed me back i was all “wHOA she’s one of those super quality elsas [ screams, hides ]” and then you messaged me I think and we started talking and now we’ve got that super-painful plot and that hilarious wickedish thing and i need to write responses for you omg but shhhhhhhhhh. you’re extremely fab and we def need to talk more because you’re super nice o kay. 

sohraneny – (bucky’s the blog i follow on hansy o kay.) kyle you bae. i don’t think we’ve rped much on hansy (wHICH WE NEED TO FIX) but i would fEEL WRONG not including u in my follow forever bc u b a e i love you. mischief and kate cause me pain okay? why must you do this to me. i’m going to cry over them for 37418943 years and it’s going to be aLL YOUR FAULT. but omg mischief and war are gonna be so fun. and basically wow we need to do all the rps because of reasons. all of them. 

dearxlisteners – wHOA SO when i saw you on my dash i was like “hELLA CECIL I’M FOLLOWING THEM” but i didn’t actually expect you to like talk to me lots bc i’m a disney rper and you’re night vale and i’ve found that people are less likely to want to plot w/ random crossovers like that?? and it makes me sad?? but anyway lIKE i followed you and then you sent me a meme and i was like “!!!!!!!!!! CECIL !!!!!!!!!!!” and then we started talking and it spiraled and man i am so glad you messaged me because cECIL AND HANS ARE ADORABLE LIL SHITS and goddamn you’re fab and your cecil is fab plz keep being fab. 

xpraeliator – dUDE YOU PUT UP WITH MY CONSTANTLY MOVING BLOGS AND NOT BEING ON LOKI AND YOU STILL LIKE ME AND WOW. that makes me really happy okay. because i am a shitty friend and you should probably hate me bUT you don’t and i love you for it. you’re stuck with me forever now okay. i’m still going to be fickle and jump blogs and be annoying, but know that ily a lot and we’re always gonna be friends okay.? okay. oka y. you’re fab. t h ank u 

and also – about 2487312907438219047381209473  of you that i forgot bUT YOU ARE STILL ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF TIME. 

more precious lovelies (in no particular order): 
(this is a mix of blogs I look up to or have talked to or just who are lovely in general and i love 'em) 

fregnetefritiden || clumsyx || abscial || flynrder || regaliis || theximperius || deusxsubridens || untamedxsoul || mxgido || egbxrt || shellfishytails || bookwxrm || stabbingtxn || rex-stellarum || solemquis || derrecho || kristxff || nabxru || artillxry || kempybowe || lionheartmerida || voleravecesprit || actualreallivepeople || xthirteenth || aureusfleur || reindxxrwhisperer || camillaofarendelle || casecraving || caesxries || inthealleys || bxnnibels || mementoxmei || hoffersdottir || dxadem || negativisticism || kristcff || despicable-moon-thief || pxntmercy || ignatiius || clawsunderthesemitts || wxlle || speakshxrmind || ofwxnder || zxnyan || princessoftheisles || burningroyalty || sanguisuuga || loverofwarmhugs || constantquibbling || redstarved || notyourjudas || edhelernil || pourxamour || bxmbastic || carminelocks || drakedomitor || thesnowkingofarendelle || notimefordancin || veryinterestedinyourhair || xninths || dracxtrainer || the-cupid || finiis || dalmatianxplantation || memingxr || flettetsoldat || witchofthewesternskys || xreine || xligned || hraustr || vivyre || spareheiress || ofmidian || versipelli || duxrubra || frecklesandsandwiches || puristmalfoy || mothergothell || duxindigens || crestingcresta || xcompletelyordinary || notthatyoureawkward || thewomanbehindtheiron || charscime || empressium || about a bazillion of you that i forgot ||  eVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME, WOWOW. 

     { I could be a useful and helpful person by putting you all in alphabetical order. 

                                             But I’m not a useful and helpful person, I’m a lil shit, obviously. }