The April Fools Addendum
I have determined that my employment with M. Agreste was a complete and utter mistake. I do not get paid enough for this– and if he thinks I am joking about turning in my two-week notice this time, he is in for a rude awakening come Monday morning.
And entering into a mutually beneficial physical arrangement was obviously the culmination of a series of poor choices, if the events of this morning are any indication.
I don’t care what his excuse was– what kind of imbecile keeps a hair removal product next to the shampoo in the shower!?